[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Dazai said he picked something up.

"Crab shell?" It's still possible to pick up a poor companion who can't become a sperm.I thought about Dazai's coquettish operation, and continued to come up with the answer, "The beautiful fallen leaf hanging on the tree? Or the fish stuck in your pocket in the river?"

Dazai smiled inscrutablely, "Neither of them, keep guessing, Shirase."

Impatient, I chose to continue studying. Sure enough, I shouldn't talk to Dazai in the first place. He seriously affected my self-study.

"Shirose~I'll teach you~" Dazai moved his furry head over to stare at me, and his words began to rippling in his mouth.

I closed my composition paper with a little heart.

Speaking of which, they obviously came to teach me Mandarin, but the results of the two auditions were much better than mine.What kind of human suffering is this, fall.Could it be that this is the cheat that Wenhao comes with? (cross out)

I looked at Dazai suspiciously and asked back, "You really taught me?" I can't be blamed for thinking this way, Dazai's criminal record is really fruitful.

"Of course." Dazai nodded his head confidently, "Compared to Shirase's 20-point composition, I am really confident." (The full score for the composition is 50 points.)

I covered my big face with the book, God, save the child, what the hell is this, what the hell can you expect a child who has been separated from books for many years to write, I don’t admit that there is a problem with my logic , obviously it is so well-founded that I have no doubts.

Dazai showed a sweet smile, "Call me brother~ I'll teach you by hand."

oh.I stared at the confident Dazai with no soul, "Is it the kind that guarantees [-] points for my composition? Is it the after-sales service that will kill you if you don't?"

……

The atmosphere was deadlocked.

"I have to say, Shirase, can you be more confident in yourself?"

I got excited when I heard Dazai's words, and I waited for the second half of Dazai's words with bright eyes.I decided that from now on, Dazai will be my language tutor, and I will learn how he teaches.

"You should be confident that you can't reach 40 points."

Listen to what Taozi said here, Shirose heard that the series of quotations of wanting to hit someone has been recorded.And I take back my praise of Dazai above.

I threw aside Dazai who was interrupting my study with a blank face and let him play by himself.Go and go, clean up some useless things.

"It's nice to say, at least let you improve a little..." Dazai seemed to have glued double-sided tape on me, and it stuck on me automatically, still suggesting me with great interest.

I took a deep breath, grinned calmly and asked Dazai, "Did you see that tree?"

"I see." Dazai followed my gestures and looked at me blankly.

"If you disturb my study again, I'll hang you on it with my hand. Anyway, it won't rain and thunder can't hit you." In fact, it's raining, so it should be okay to install a lightning rod for Dazai (cross out).

"Hey, since Shirase dislikes me so much, I can only harass Nakaya."

Inexplicably, there was a feeling that a dead Taoist friend would not die a poor way, and Wei Zhong also felt for a moment the thought of who would go to hell if he didn't go to hell, and I devoted myself to learning and couldn't extricate myself. ? ? ?

It turns out that this is what Dazai said he picked up earlier.

I glanced at a group of teenagers in black coats who had collapsed on the ground, and looked away without the slightest interest, "Do you know that your report will be published by yourself, bastard." At first, I was still wondering why Dazai, who was promoted to a cadre, There is still time to paddle and fish, heh, it turns out that this man threw me everything he could and couldn't.

Taking a step back, the more I thought about it, the more angry I couldn't bear it, and I was planning to grab some innocent Shengshi Bailianzai and teach him a lesson, huh?

I sharply dodged the attack from "Rashomon" with a roar, and I didn't understand why they signed up before activating the ability.In this group of self-reported family members, I am a bit of an outlier.

"You can't be unreasonable to Mr. Dazai."

Contrary to the continued attack from the stubborn boy, Dazai's flat tone of the melon eater said, "Do you still have strength?"

It's been a long time since I've tried stacking abilities layer by layer, and I just happened to have a test case.

"Much better than Yumeno Hisaku. I like it very much."

But it seems that it can't be compared like this, after all, Q is still a child, and his ability to endure pain is average.

I thought about that time when I and Dazai tortured (crossed out) and taught Q in a two-pronged manner. I don’t know why there is always an inexplicable sense of being a strict father and a loving mother. This thought gave me goosebumps.

In fact, it is very simple to teach a bear child.

First of all, you just need to beat him up to be honest, and lie there obediently to listen to your teachings.

Furthermore, you tell him stories calmly, for example, why do bear children grow into bear adults, oh, they have to live first before they can grow into adults, are you right, Kusaku?

Then, I have to give Jiu some sweetness to taste, and give a stick/zi to a date.But I have lost patience, the sweetness is given by Dazai, oh, an alternative special version of Dazai sweetness, anyway, everyone is satisfied with the final result.

Gee.

"that's not allowed."

What can't?As soon as I came out of my memory, I heard Dazai's inexplicable words.

I squatted down and patted the stubborn young boy in front of me. This hair color really has a personality, how can the hair color be so successful.

The hand was cut off unexpectedly, ah, is this the retribution of the one who flirts first?I got up and turned to Dazai with emotion, "You really picked up an incredible subordinate."

Dazai didn't know what to think.

I patted Dazai on the shoulder, really, what the hell, I can't shoot his dog's head after his body grows crazy.

I hate.

So I decided to turn around and take a walk to find Zhongya and pat him on the head.

"Shirose."

Dazai called my name unexpectedly, "Huh?" I turned around suspiciously.

As a result, after the guy called my name, he just stared at me and said nothing.What kind of greeting in the new era is this? It just confuses me.

"I'm going to eat crabmeat tofu tonight." Dazai choked out these words slowly.I've been waiting for you for so long, and you just tell me this?

Excuse me, am I your mother?Do you still care about your three meals?Oh, his bank card is still with me, and I can't help but fall into deep thought.

So I kindly raised a ferocious smile, "You mix tofu and eat it yourself after you take a shower. This is the lazy version of crab meat tofu. You mix it yourself." Perfect...

I walked away without looking back.

By the way, there is no tofu in the refrigerator at home, right?I thought about it, confirmed the memory, but I didn't.Thanks to the psychic abilities in this life, I have improved my memory ability unconsciously.

The author has something to say:

Thanks to my minister for letting me work overtime considering that I live far away. (jumping)

Shirase's inner favorability:

Zhongye: 80 (close friends) (Occasionally, the relationship fluctuates slightly)

Dazai: 60-70 (friends) (recently, the relationship has been greatly improved, but the relationship fluctuates greatly)

Grapefruit apricot: 45

Ancestors: 40

Mori Ogai: 25

In addition, Shirase has actually been at the quasi-cadre level for a long time.He is not promoted. On the one hand, he is no longer neutral, and his intimacy with the other two has increased.More factors are the ancestors, the favor of the ancestors is real, and the bargaining chips left to him are also real.Most of the Xiandai factions cleaned up after Mori came to power were stubborn and useless, and the really useful and slippery ones were all in Shirase's hands.

Shirase's status should not have been mentioned in the first perspective, only a few words were briefly mentioned in Dazai's vision.

In addition, some sisters feel that the emotional line is actually like a child playing around, hahaha, that's because I don't know what love is, and I can't write it if I don't understand it.

It is normal for the article to have a sense of discord, because there is no outline, and the character design is gradually being perfected for Shirase, and the emotional tone is set at the beginning without emotion.later……

I always feel that I treat people as /erotic/, relying on this to attract you (my sister laughed to death after listening to my adjective)