[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I don't think I'm going in the right way.

Regrettably, the two parties had already stopped their movements and turned their heads to look at me neatly.

I tried to make up for it, and I blinked my sincere Kaziran dead fish eyes and suggested, "How about you continue? I'll go out for a walk first?"

"It seems that Shirase doesn't like Chuya like this?" Dazai sighed with emotion, while pushing the blushing Chuya in front of me.

I stared at the small dress on Nakaya, and I always felt that it was similar to the one Alice was wearing, maybe it was from the same family?

"Shiro, Shirase..." Chuya, who had changed his voice, stuttered and called my name shyly, but his voice turned out to be a loli voice.Tsk, Dazai is indeed a student taught by the leader, and his hobbies are all in the same line.pointing...

The one in front of him also wears a wine red double ponytail wig, gothic style skirt, and well-behaved and moist blue eyes, ah, everything is just right, beautiful and lovable.

Dazai approached and asked, "How is it? I match well, don't I?" His tone was full of the sense of sight of a princess selling melons and boasting.

Nakaya looked at Dazai with embarrassment and anger, and the latter continued to talk about making a bet that Nakaya would wear something else next time without guilt, and asked me what I thought.

I thought about it seriously, and sincerely gave advice to Dazai, "I think the land near the sea is good, I suggest you bury it there directly." Unsurprisingly, I got a Dazai with a frozen smile.

Zhong Ye laughed out loud, and he moved his body uncomfortably, apparently very uncomfortable with the skirt on his body.

"If Chuu doesn't feel comfortable, go and change the skirt. Anyway, you're wearing it for Dazai to see."

As soon as my words fell, the two of them said in unison.

Dazai complained dissatisfiedly, "I lost my bet on whoever wore women's clothing for a day. For the sake of slug's hot eyes, I decided to let him wear it and go out for a meal together."

"Since I lost the bet, I have to fulfill it..." Zhong also said awkwardly.

You two really know how to play.Did I miss so many of your tricks when I went to school?

"Wait? Shirase also thinks that I look ugly?" Nakaya suddenly asked.

I was confused for a moment, and quickly boasted sincerely, "Of course not. Zhong is so cute (crossed out) and handsome." Now that Erbao has grown up, he no longer needs others to praise him for being cute, but needs others to praise him He is handsome.

"...But once Dazai changed into women's clothes... you praised him."

……

I slowly made a question mark.No, how did Chuu know that I praised Dazai's women's clothing.I shifted my gaze to the innocent and independent little white flower Dazai.The latter blinked, nodded confidently and asked me back, "Didn't you praise me?"

"What's wrong with me, honestly?"

Damn it, Dazai's words are actually well-founded, and I can't find any rebuttal points.So I appeased Zhongye, sent out a bunch of rainbow farts from my roommates in my previous life when they were chasing stars, and smoothed Zhongye's hair.

Relieved, I quickly changed the topic, "Okay, then let's go out to eat."

Dazai, who didn't accept it as soon as he saw it, started to climb up a ladder, and asked me aggressively, "Does Shirase want women's clothing?"

I was ruthlessly rejected by me without blinking an eyelid.

Dog man, want to be beautiful, but also want to have two girlfriends at once?

I took Chuya's hand and walked away without looking back.Anyway, Dazai behind him would grow his legs to keep up, regardless of him.

The owner of the restaurant looked at me holding hands with Chuya, showing a subtle expression.At that moment I knew my reputation was gone, but I'm used to it.

When the restaurant owner saw Dazai touching Chuya's head affectionately, his expression seemed to be shattered, and he gave me a sympathetic look.

There is one thing to say, although the boss is a naive, although his restaurant is a bit small, but the taste is really good.

To be honest, the current Zhong is also a bit like a shark toy. Dazai keeps reaching out to tease the teeth of the shark toy, and then flexibly flicks his hand away when he is about to be closed by the shark's mouth.

I watched the two childish ghosts hurt each other and sighed.I don't know why I always feel that I have given birth painlessly, but I still have two children at a time.

"Shirose."

"Shirose~"

Um?When I was in a daze, the two cubs were tired from playing, and they looked at me directly with two pairs of eyes.

"Wow, it's because Chuya's beauty is so unattractive, Shirase is looking at Miss Sister through the window."

Before I had time to deny Sanlian, Dazai continued to add fuel to the flames, "You must know that Shirase and I, who were well-dressed, came out, but he was watching me with all his attention."

What Dazai said is a little bit right, but I feel extremely awkward.

No, he's right to the devil, and started to distort the facts and misinterpret my actions again.The reason why I focused on Dazai was because I wanted to hit Dazai in a position that would not affect the effect of his female outfit, but also allow me to fully vent my anger.

stare--

I seemed to see Nakaya's twin ponytails turned into bunny ears drooping from depression.

Ah, bad, this heart-pounding feeling.

I touched the rabbit's ears (crossed out), "Don't listen to Dazai's nonsense."

Dazai continued my words smoothly, "Listen, this is a typical scumbag explaining the first sentence."

I ignored Dazai's words, and leaned closer to Chuya's ear and whispered, "Who else can look beyond the shining god?"

"My God." I lowered my voice for the last sentence.

"Oh, I can't surpass you, but it doesn't prevent him from looking at others."

Dazai's words successfully interrupted the atmosphere present, and I can't bear it any longer.

I looked ferociously at Dazai who was still recording the scumbag's quotations, and said softly, "Don't think that if I don't hit you for a long time, I really won't hit you again."

"How about I beat you up before the food is served?" I am a democratic person, and I will ask the person for their opinion before beating someone.

Dazai shook his head, "Not good."

Then started the chatterbox mode, "Evidently last weekend Shirase was sweetly talking all kinds of things, now, man, dog man."

I resisted the urge to grab Dazai by the collar and start a fight, and took a deep breath to calm my mood, "Don't talk about everything."

"Wait? That night?" Zhong also stared back and forth between the two of us in a daze.

Here comes the time to pass the buck to each other again.

Dazai and I said at the same time, "He did it first."

After all, the front foot promised Zhong Ye to let him work overtime with peace of mind, and the two of them secretly had fun on the back foot.No matter how you think about it, it's too bad.

"I don't want to, Chuya. After all, you know, who can resist Shirase's moist begging eyes."

Facing Chuya's death stare, I said reflexively, "I took eye drops."

The author has something to say:

Well, praise me for adding more today.What's more, I promised to celebrate the birthday of disqualification, (I caught up with being locked at the time).

Here is a little explanation of some sisters' questions.

For example, a sister said that Shirase was abnormal in his previous life, so it evolved into the current situation (probably that means? I don’t quite remember covering his face), no, Shirase has always been quite normal, in the past. The period is very normal, and you can know it when you look at You Xingzhong (these two are quite normal, after all, they were brought up by Shirase, and Zhong also started to become black in the later three meow meow situations) until he repeatedly He has lost the fear of death, he is like a real monster, he doesn't care about life and death, life and death can no longer control him.The impact is that his behavior will be more in line with the identity of the mafia than before. For example, in the casino section, he will torture people until they faint and then wake up from the pain. In the past, Shirase would stop when he got the desired result.

In a way, it's scary, a person who has no weaknesses and is not afraid of life.

The reason for this wonderful three-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-like situation is, of course, apart from various bargaining chip factors, it is also based on the fact that he has abandoned his identity as a human being... he has nothing to fear, let alone when he heard that monsters will be restrained.

As for Yuxing, the real reason for being nice to her is Shirase's last sympathy for herself as a woman in her previous life.

The earliest Dazai perspective said that Shirase's words were mixed with truth and falsehood, even if Shirase was the first perspective, in fact, he didn't have a few words of the truth.However, what Shirase occasionally mentions in a flash is often something he thinks about a lot. (For example, Xiandai. Although Shirase was thinking about fishing in the water during the Xiandai period, these were not the focus of his thoughts.)

Regarding the main thread question asked by another sister.

Dazai's attack on Shirase, I thought for a long time, only after conquering Shirase, the main line can be opened, originally Shirase asked if Chuya had an appointment, and then when Chuya was on a business trip, I thought about doing it, but I found that it was not working, I couldn't do it.It is estimated that it will start to branch these days.

In addition, only Shirase goes to school, and the other two are normal social animals.

It seems that there is nothing to say, slip away, good night~