[Wen Ye] A painful ability

What is it like to be a mafia?

Thank you for the invitation, to be honest, I think Hong Kong black people take jujube pills.Never expected that the leader would act so unruly when he was old.The point is that he feels that I belong directly to him and I am extremely loyal to him.

For example, now, the leader called me in and started an awkward chat.

"It's nice to be young, right?" I dare not look directly at his wrinkled face.

Answer this question well, is it gameover?

Why do you embarrass me, a child whose two ages add up to be a middle-aged child?

Thanks to the leader for starting to talk to himself, "I was as energetic as you when I was young."

In fact, seeing the current leader made me think about the future.It is very sad to think that I will live to be in my seventies and eighties and still be a gangster in Hong Kong. Think about it, as I get older, my body function declines, my mind is confused, and there are still a group of sworn enemies I met when I was young. Alas, the more I think about it, the more miserable I feel , I can only comfort myself to think better, maybe I will not live to be seventy or eighty.

I keep my face silent and reticent, this is my personality in front of the leader.

After the leader finished his internal complaints, he asked me to go to work.

Today's Boss Emotion Trash Can (1/1).

My day job is nothing but going out and beating people up.Thanks to the successful upgrade in the early stage, I am now in the state of being invincible (?), oh, of course, I may not be able to beat Zhong Yekai in his mysterious and dirty state, mainly because I have no chance to try.

Occasionally when I'm in a bad mood, I rely entirely on the output of supernatural powers. Seeing you dogs and men struggling to survive, I will be twice as happy.

After finishing the task, I have to write a report.

Throw pen.

You are too embarrassing for a slum kid who has not gone to school.

The reply I got was that I should learn from the quasi-cadre Ozaki Koyo. ?

Ozaki, a quasi-officer, is a rare woman in the Mafia.She is also a group of beauties in kimonos in suits, so beautiful that they stand out.

But she obviously didn't have a good look at me.

Oh hoo.

The words are not very pleasant, I pondered for a long time, thinking that it is the leader's fault.

It seems that not only the leader has a wrong perception, except Dr. Sen, they all think that I am a big celebrity in front of the leader.

confusing behavior.

Don't hate it, but Ms. Ozaki taught me a lot.I don't know why but taught me the art of speaking.

If you don't understand, ask, and what you get is Miss Ozaki's cold gaze, "The leader hopes you don't look like a wooden man."

Leader, listen to me, it is good for you that I am a wooden man.

Because if I talk, I must say something you don't want to hear, just poke and confirm.

Hey, I really want me to be coquettish and kill people without blinking an eye.

I finished the course dejectedly, when Dr. Sen unexpectedly appeared.

I simply said hello to my secret boss, and I was about to run away.Ms. Ozaki obviously questioned our familiar relationship. After all, you know that I am face-blind and usually never say hello.

Dr. Mori added firewood to my current situation, "Ah, it's because Shirase-kun's subordinates are often accidentally injured by his abilities, and I've become familiar with it after going back and forth."

There seems to be something wrong with what he said.

What I got was an even colder gaze from Ms. Ozaki.

After I left, I realized something was wrong.

My ability will not accidentally injure my side, because some people below are curious and want to try what kind of mental ability can make the other party feel like a dog. Of course, thanks to the name of my ability, I have never Do not call names.

There is a man who wants to try the experience of dysmenorrhea, of course I want to satisfy him.

As a result, he fainted from the pain.

Tsk, not promising.Then I sent him to the infirmary with the last bit of conscience left.

When people are old, they will become sick.It has only been a few days since the leader sat down to lie down now.

Thanks to the status of the chat trash can he gave me, I have recently reduced my work.After my careful observation (?), whenever Dr. Mori is present, the leader will definitely call me to his side.

I showed just the right wooden expression.

Dr. Sen has a good temper, and the leader doesn't lose his temper no matter what he does.It seems that they also want to make money to eat.

But his patience is almost at the limit.Just as I was looking at the calendar in the room, Dogbi Dazai, who hadn't been online for a long time, broke in. He walked in openly, trying to challenge my honorable status as the owner of the house.

"What are you doing here?" I looked at him warily.

Speaking of it, I always feel that he was responsible for the indescribably pungent fishy smell when I came back to my home last time.

Goubi Dazai smiled kindly, "Come and see my dog."

"Tonight is a fine day for walking the dog."

When Dazai expressed inexplicable emotion, my hand went online.

After beating him up, he really felt refreshed.

"Shirase really beats people as he pleases." Dazai rubbed his waist, and crawled to his feet.

"I'll hit you if I hit you. Do you want to pick a day?"

As expected of me, I will let Dazai understand a famous allegorical saying that when a scholar meets a soldier, there is no reason to explain it clearly.

Late at night.

In front of the leader's hospital bed stood me, Dazai, and Dr. Mori quietly but abruptly.

It reminds me that there is no filial son in front of the long sick bed.

The leader wanted to struggle to sit up and lean against the head of the bed, and I cared for him as a human/flesh armrest.

His voice was hoarse and vicissitudes, like a dying fish soaked by time, the leader struggled to give instructions, and at the moment when I was hesitating whether to answer, Dr. Sen made a move.

Literally a shot, Dr. Mori's scalpel sharply pierced the leader's heart.

The leader looked angry and surprised, he knew I could stop it, "You betrayed me."

His body made a final scream, but unfortunately the soundproofing effect of the room was very good, no one could hear his prayer.

"I have never been loyal to you, so how can I talk about betrayal."

As soon as I finished speaking, the leader died.He stared at me with big eyes, oh, I will never die.

After this extraordinary night, I was completely tied to Dr. Sen's thief ship, oh no, it was the leader of Sen.

It's wonderful to be in the same boat.

There are many people who question the leadership of the leader, and too many people covet this position.As a result, I am now being used as a beast every day. I wish I had sex skills, not only to protect the weak leader, but also to go out to frighten the restless bastards who are restless due to the alternation of leaders.

My anger value is in Dazai and I am in the mood to jump into the river, reaching max.

"Shirase-sama, Dazai-sama jumped into the river."

I couldn't control my expression, and said ferociously, "Let him jump."

"Find me someone to electrify the river."

"This... Dazai-sama's supernatural power..." The subordinate's expression was very perplexed.

"I see."

What can I do, why not slap him in the face and jump into the river to save him after uttering harsh words.

When the two of us went ashore wet, the leader said he wanted to see us.

"The relationship between Dazai and Shirase is getting better and better." The leader looked at our two dried salted fish with satisfaction.

I slowly typed a question mark.

"Yeah, the relationship is so good that I think about how to hit him every day."

"..." The leader happily changed the subject.

Oh, it turned out to be fancy.

So is this going from lolicon to shotacon?Although Zhong is also past Zhengtai's age, his height matches and there is nothing wrong with him. (It is also done in the daily persecution.)

"Then leave it to Dazai and Shirase."

"Yes, leader." Actually, I think Dazai alone can handle Chuya, why did he pull me, I don't think Chuya has any feelings for me, after all, I am a traitor to sheep (?).

"That dwarf... so troublesome." Dazai said sadly, "It really interrupted my suicide journey."