[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Learning is really a goblin, so I can't extricate myself from it, and I can't put it down.There is just a small defect, the eldest treasure in the family, Erbao, has been staring at me, especially Erzai, who looks very sad, I pass by Dazai, the wallflower, with a rainy face and no melon.

Isn't it good to study?fragrant.

Well.

After the lung capacity competition that lasted several minutes, Dazai still did not let go of me, so I happily smashed the exercise book on his head, "Come on, let's study together."

"Is there a reward?" Dazai asked expectantly.

I thought about it, what Dazai said made sense, after all, there are rewards and punishments for children to improve (cross out), I gave the answer uncertainly, "For example, beat you up?"

Unsurprisingly, seeing Dazai's froze face, I patted his dog's head affectionately, "Just kidding." I leaned closer to Dazai's ear, imitating his favorite movement of blowing into people's ears, "Reward you You can do whatever you want, how about it?" Of course, I mean that Dazai can do whatever he wants, but whether he will be beaten by me afterwards is another matter.Two things, no problem.

I heard Gobi Dazai laugh out loud, with question marks all over his face.Seriously, it's rare that I get my head in the bathwater trying to flirt and you hear this barbell laugh.I pushed Dazai away blankly, a dog man is not worthy of feelings, only learning is worthy of controlling my emotions.

"You're shy, Shirase." Dazai grabbed me who was trying to walk away, and pushed me against the wall.

"It's not that I didn't, you're talking nonsense." Denied three times.

Dazai stared at my ear with a curious face, and touched it while watching, "Then why are your ears red?"

"I'm not an ear, how do I know why it's red?" Maybe it's just the skin turning red.

Dazai gently dropped a kiss that was as tactile as a feather falling, and I couldn't help trembling slightly like a tree being blown by the wind.

"I like this kind of kiss." The whisper of the devil sounded in my ear.

I unconsciously stopped turning to the other side, "You, you are talking nonsense." Stuttering is impossible, it's just that I can't articulate my words for a while, it may be caused by getting angry, and I will take a bath to calm down the fire when I turn around.

Dazai did not follow his usual strong routine, such as forcefully snapping my head back to look at him.He buried his hairy head in my neck, all the way down.

"Being treated like this, Shirase is about to melt in my arms." Dazai teased me with an inexplicable smile.

It's hard for me to accurately describe the current Dazai.His eyes are not empty and desolate, nor are they filled with plundering malice, but are covered with a layer of light and gentleness like the hazy moonlight.

...What the hell am I thinking, no matter how you think about it, the word gentle is not used to describe Dazai.

People always have illusions when they are too eager for something, such as wishing for plums to quench their thirst.

Oops.What the hell am I thinking.

My body became limp, and I gradually lost control, allowing Dazai to swing obediently.

"You're really good. I didn't expect to get such an unexpected surprise~"

"It turns out that Shirase is a person who takes soft but not hard, oh no, Shirase is a person who takes all soft and hard, no matter which one it is..."

What are you talking about, bastard.There are a hundred kinds of complaints clamoring in my heart, but nothing else can come out of my mouth.

Even his body had to be supported by Dazai and the wall.hateful.What is the use of this rebellious body.

Until the moment Chuya appeared, my consciousness briefly regained consciousness.Dazai whispered in my ear, "Look, does it look like a scene of being caught/raped? Huh? My dear neighbor wife? Your husband is watching you."

"The wet eyes are so cute. Even though my husband has come back, I can't help but look at me beggingly with such eyes. What a foul, Mrs. Nakahara."

Dazai suddenly raised the volume, "Well, Mr. Nakahara, don't be angry, Mrs. Nakahara just lost her legs and accidentally fell into my arms. You won't be so stingy, will you?"

"But it's true, with such a hooked wife, whoever is the husband can't help but wonder if his wife will do something behind his back."

"You see, my wife and I are in perfect condition."

"Well, don't worry?"

After Dazai finished speaking, he even raised a kind smile, as if he was just a kind-hearted person passing by, and he really helped me as he said (strike out)

……

As long as you can talk, blah blah all day long.

I hastily pushed Dazai away. Speaking of which, Chuya’s complexion was a bit subtle, and he was faintly green(?)

The atmosphere began to become anxious, and I couldn't look directly at Chuya, whose expression was obviously not very good.Damn Dazai directly re-enacted the theater at a certain hotel/shop that he made a lot of noise about last time, in front of Chuya.

With the idea that a dead friend will not die a poor one, I pushed Dazai in front of Chuya, and my legs were about to run away thoughtfully.Take care Dazai, I feel sorry for you for a second.

But I far underestimated the speed at which Dazai sold his teammates, he was much more ruthless than me.

Dazai won't be able to mess around in another day, I think he can sell tobacco, he is too good at fanning the flames, what kind of man can't control his wife...

I looked at Chuya sincerely, "I think the real solution is to teach Dazai a lesson."

Others are treating the symptoms rather than the root cause, Zhong Ye.Only by killing can he clearly realize what to say and what not to say, and don't pop everything out like popcorn.

Chuya laughed abruptly, (I suddenly felt a bit ghostly, I don’t know why, but the current atmosphere is obviously not funny video classification, wake up, Shirase, what can I do to save my brain.)

"Compared to the insignificant third party who is not worth mentioning, the other party should be educated more." Zhong also said lightly.

"Obviously, Shirase didn't take the last education experience to heart."

"It also shows the failure of my last education."

"Don't worry, I will let you understand more deeply..."

Chuya magnified his face in front of my eyes, he stared at me intently and said, "I understand the truth of who I am."

Dangerous signals were already leaping out before my eyes, and I didn't even have time to run away.

The smell of tobacco instantly spread in my mouth.

I can't move, I can only be forced to accept the plunder.

Unable to struggle, I gradually gave up struggling, just like boiling a frog in warm water, until I finally got a lively high-temperature-resistant frog that was swimming happily...

Once again experiencing the force of gravity, my limbs once again abandoned me as their owner, unable to resist and unable to do anything.

Just sink like this.

A second before I fell into a coma, I heard whispers whispering in my heart.

Yeah, I've sunk...

The author has something to say:

In fact, I planned to have a holiday today, but I thought it was not good if I didn't say it in advance yesterday.Tomorrow and the next two days I will give myself a holiday (to adjust my collapsed mentality), ah, to be honest, I have begun to feel ashamed of everyone recently, and I always feel that what I write is some kind of rubbish.

And, if you don't wait for my update on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday...then, everyone is destined to meet again.