[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Dazai received my discharge surprise, so happy that he couldn't help but shed tears.I just said, how could this gift be unhappy.Chuya couldn't stop laughing at Dazai's screaming chicken.

There is a kind of wonderful rush to the scene of killing chickens.

"Dazai, you don't have to scream so loud that the whole building can hear it? Those who don't know think I did something to you." I withdrew my hand speechlessly.

The tearful Dazai blinked his moist eyes, and said righteously, "Shirose, you are at home/violent."? ? ?

Without hesitation, I retorted, "I'm not talking nonsense without you." I'm in the midst of being killed, and I don't know if I will get strange looks from Dazai's screams when I go out tomorrow.

"Why don't you say that you are too weak? I didn't feel anything when Shirase tested it on me." Zhong also started to mock after laughing enough.

Dazai suddenly realized, "I finally understand, you two dogs have one mind."

Really, I'm not surprised that Dazai died on his mouth one day.

Anyway, the current Dazai is also beaten by the middle.

I thought about it, and decided to persuade Chuya, "Don't hit him in the waist, after all, he's still useful there."

Zhong also paused for a moment, "He can't, I can."

……

I thought about it and it made sense, so I let him go.

the next day.

Dazai, who is full of energy, has a green face that looks like a bitter melon, and Chuya, who is still as beautiful as a flower.

The leader stroked his hairline baldly, as if nostalgic for the hair he had (crossed out). "Young man, why don't you know how to be restrained. At least you should worry about Dazai just getting out of the hospital." He looked at Dazai's face for a while, and said with emotion.

I always feel that the leader seems to have misunderstood something.

So, in order to save my precarious reputation, I organized a language, "The leader can also try it, let Alice..." I was looking for some words to reflect the father and daughter filial piety (schizophrenia) of the leader and Alice .

Maybe it was because I paused for too long, the leader held his heart and said, "No, no, I'm old and can't stand such a big stimulus."

Dazai then touched his waist and said, "Ah, it's really exciting."

I was confused for a moment, but I still insisted on my point of view, "It's not exciting. Although Alice is young, this kind of thing is suitable for all ages."

The leader struggled to repeat a word I said, "All ages?"

I nodded naturally, "Yes. Massage is not suitable for all ages, you can still experience family happiness."

"..." The leader froze speechlessly.

"Dazai was pressed by me last night and started screaming like a chicken." At that moment, I also understood why the previous Dazai refused to admit the fact that he was a crab. is the brother of Screaming Chicken.I can still understand that racial beliefs cannot be erased.

I compared Shimochuya's and Dazai's reactions, "Nakachuya wouldn't be like this."

"Besides, Chuya's bones won't be creaked. I almost thought I pulled up Dazai's bones with too much force." Fortunately, I asked the doctor specifically to make this kind of surprise, and the doctor said it was appropriate That's fine.

Appropriate, but is it too high for me to take Zhongya as the standard? It seems too late to start thinking about it after the fact. No matter, you see Dazai is still alive and kicking and can be a small talker, then it’s okay.

Nakaya was happy (crossed out) that Dazai was hospitalized this time, but he decided to call Dazai for a morning jog every day.

Yes, that's right, starting this morning.

The effect was remarkable, he went downstairs and squatted beside the flowers like a quiet mushroom.Of course Dazai ended up being dragged by Nakaya for a few laps, and then came back lifelessly.

The reason why the leader misunderstood Dazai's face is also normal, ah, as expected of me, I perfectly found a reason for the leader.

After a period of relative silence, the leader smiled and froze his face (a bit like the smiling lips after a failed plastic surgery) and looked at Chuya unnaturally, "Chuya has nothing to teach Shirase to speak." The leader paused slightly, " I don't expect Shirase to learn Chuya's appearance, at least teach me to speak normally."

After Chuya agreed, he glanced at me quietly.

I don't know what this little brother has imagined, I always feel that the danger is not good.

Dazai became active at this time, "I can teach Shirase~how can a slug with a pitch-black cerebellum be able to teach Shirase."

"Let me come~"

The leader Fue said, "Dazai, you have been almost assimilated by Shirase."? ? ?

What the hell, why did I assimilate Dazai.

My heart is full of rejection, different species, reproductive isolation, can't assimilate, thank you.

Not even the wind can blow away my petrified state.

After clearing up my mood, I started working on social animals again.

By the way, I almost forgot, "Take this pile of things away, if you don't have it, you can go without a stop, choose one." I pointed to Dazai's pile, which was bigger than yesterday's Gao's report is simply too deceitful, if you give Dazai a paw, he will hold your paw tightly and face the difficulties.

"Oh." Dazai replied slowly, then sat on my sofa and stared at me without doing anything.

No, it is also a social animal, why can Dazai fish longer than me?Confused question, is this the power of smart people?Hmph, I don't envy the bald Dazai sooner or later.

"Shirase Shirase~"

"Shirase Shirase has one mouth, two eyes, and three legs~"

I almost cut off my pen.

Goubi Dazai, if you touch the fish, you can touch the fish, and what are you humming.

"Dazai. I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language." I told myself desperately not to be angry, because it's not worth it to be angry for Zai, and my life would be short, and I showed a ferocious smile, "Tell me, how many days do you want to stay in the hospital?"

Bah, killing him is what made him wish.Living half-dead is the most suitable for Dazai.

After I dealt with Dazai smoothly and refreshedly, I found a private message from Karubin.

[My reserve cub, was the cat ears that fluctuate with mood last night worth it?Although I don't understand why you don't want cat effects, humans are difficult creatures after all.So I can ask for (cross out) again, do you want to serve me dried fish again?Just the same taste as last time. ]

The effect of those cat ears is really good (?) Ah, Dazai is even supporting his waist.What the hell am I talking about.stop stop.

Take turns taking it again.Although I bring the most times.

Chuya is so cute and cute, and Dazai is so skinny that I want to kill him.

But I still regretted it, because Dazai's little thought was triggered, he actually said that he could have a tail next time.

It's ok, hold Dazai with the tail first next time.

After all, the first person to open his mouth to eat crabs is a warrior. Similarly, the first person to talk about playing with his tail is...

The author has something to say:

Supplementary to the issue of the identity of the angel in the previous chapter: In fact, Chuya has opened up to Shirase a long time ago, but Shirase has not yet reached the level of affection for Zhong, although Shirase said in his heart that he likes Chu a little more every day, just listen to it , if it was true, his identity as a divine envoy would have been revealed long ago.The favorability of Shirase in the last chapter has been reached, and Chuya also felt it, so every day he secretly peeped at Shirase like a dragon counting jewels (? It doesn’t feel right.)

After Dazai was discharged from the hospital, he became more and more violent because he discovered that during his hospitalization, Shirase and Nakaya seemed to have entered the honeymoon period. (Be confident, remove the seem)

And the real surprise obviously, I mean the three of them took turns cosplaying all night, can you believe it (smile)

Thank you for your encouragement and affirmation in the last chapter. Many sisters said to make me more confident, but the more I think about it, the more I feel that I am really writing something messy (this seems to be something that I can not solve with confidence (cover my face) ).I feel like I'm stuck in a dead end and I can't get out (bald head)