[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Remember, don't go out at two o'clock in the middle of the night.Otherwise you will encounter a bandage monster covered in bandages.

On the first day, I saw it by the river.He floats in the river.

I saw it in the park the next day.He hangs upside down from a tree.

On the third day, I saw it in the trash can.He fell into the barrel.

On the fourth day, I looked up and saw it... the moment he was about to land on top of my head, I dodged neatly.

In summary, I have reason to believe that he planned to plot against me through careful calculations.I have to sigh with emotion about this declining world.

I naturally bypassed the bandage monster and continued on my way of insomnia.

Then my legs were hugged.

Very good, this is Porcelain.

Before I could get angry, he spat on my leg with a splash, which mixed with the smell of alcohol and unknown food.

I pulled the bandage monster out of the ground with one hand, pulling it out like a carrot.

Bandage Monster took out a bank card from his windbreaker. "I will compensate you for your trousers and shoes, and I will treat you to a late-night snack. Do you have a date?"

"Asshole, do you think I'm the kind of person who sees money?!"

I angrily let go of my grip on his collar.Obviously, I am.

When I came back to my senses, I had already changed and sat with him in a bar.

The clothes were taken home with him.We're about the same height, no, I'm pretty sure my legs are longer than his.

Believe in his evil, how can anyone go to a bar for dinner.

"Boss, have a glass of wine with lemon dish soap."

You taste, you taste carefully, sure enough he was fooling me when he said please.

The bandage monster who was rejected by the boss became sad, I couldn't help but beat him up, and took the card out of his clothes.

"Boss, do you have a late-night snack?" I shook my card and pointed to an unknown object on the ground, "He will give you the money."

"You raise the price at will. It doesn't matter."

The kind boss gave each of us a plate of curry bibimbap for the sake of money.As expected of the owner of a bar late at night, he can sell wine and cook as expected.

I ate so deliciously that when I was about to finish eating, I got up from the ground and got a bandage monster.

He stared at me sadly, "Shirase-kun really enjoyed eating."

I covered my mouth and hiccupped, "Thank you for the treat. I'm leaving."

"It's hard to believe that the king who is about to be overthrown as a sheep would be such a person." The bandage monster's voice was soft.Among the three people present, the bar owner wiped the glass like a tool with no identity, the bandage monster looked at me lifelessly, and I was just a passerby who was full and ready to go to bed.

I shrugged and walked away without looking back.

A real man never looks back. Of course, if you have a little money, you can still turn your head for him.

The next day, I ran into the bandage monster at the intersection.

I'm sour.

How can he be so rich doing nothing.

This simply made Shirase want to beat someone up.

I take back my slapping remark above, because he himself did something to my great pleasure.

That is--

The Bandage Monster got stuck between the railings.

Hahahaha.

And I laughed wantonly for a long time not far away before I went over.Then he started laughing again hahahaha.

If only I had a mobile phone at this time, I must come to a famous scene to take a group photo.

"Bandage monster, how did you want to go in?"

"I think this gap is wonderful..."

Seeing last night's meal, I opened the railing and freed his head.

The latter muttered to himself, "Sure enough, every time I meet Shirase, nothing good will happen."

"For example, failed to jump into a river, failed to hang/hang, failed to jump off a building..."

"You are the shadow of my suicide."

I don't even know how the bandages are maintained with such thick skin, it's so thick.Thanks to him being able to speak.

"Then you really are a tough guy."

After listening to a bunch of his stories about wanting to die, I express my emotion.Who can be so hard as him.

While he was not paying attention, in order to retaliate against his description of me (what do you mean I am his shadow of suicide, bah), I activated the ability to make men cry.

Strangely, he was unscathed.

I can clearly feel the feeling of being completely swallowed up the moment my ability approaches him.

The Bandage Monster looked at me with a smile and said in a sarcastic tone, "It's useless, your ability is useless to me."

Gee.

I pin him to the ground.Judging from yesterday's meal, there was just a pit on the ground.

Inexplicably upset.

When I returned to the sheep, the eyes that looked at me all the way were a little dodged.I was going to randomly grab a lucky guy to ask, but Yuxing dragged me and ran away.

Because of the haste of running, Youxing took a few deep breaths and explained to me when she calmed down, "They think Zhongye is more suitable for leading the sheep."

Oh.

Youxing pulled my sleeve, a little discouraged, her eyes were clearly disappointed, "I'm sorry, if it wasn't for me..."

I touched her pink hair, it was a little prickly, should I buy conditioner for Youxing?It's not good to kill with the head and kill with the hands.

"It's okay, I didn't think about it."

I really did not make a mistake about my positioning, I am more suitable as a thug than a leader.

However, I always feel that the organization will overturn if it continues to develop.Who cares, if the car overturns, it will be replaced by another boat.

Both pomelo and apricot queens also came to me.

Chuya's expression was quite tangled, I patted him on the shoulder, "Let's fight."

After a hearty fight, the tangled and dull anger was resolved. Sure enough, there is nothing that cannot be solved by fighting. If there is, please fight twice.

Judging from the current situation of sheep members, Zhong Ye is much more suitable than me.He is strong and empathetic.It's not like I don't care about anything.

The disadvantage is also obvious. He pays too much attention to feelings and will be caught.

Now think about the conflict between Yuxing and Zhongye before, it really is because Zhongye is good-looking.

Youxing said that she didn't want to talk to me, she went to see her little sapling.

Maybe I told her that if you communicate with plants more, the plants will grow faster.Youxing goes to exchange feelings with her tree at a fixed time every day.I've heard it a few times, and it's really full of Zaun style.It seems that this tree will not be an ACD tree but a Zaan tree.

The afterglow of the setting sun is the moment of magic.

The bandage came up wet from the river and met me.

He greeted me, "Good evening, the overthrown old king."

"Good evening, Bandage Monster."

"Correct me, my name is Osamu Dazai, not a bandage monster."

The familiar name of a literary hero, Osamu Dazai, is a disqualification in the world.No wonder the ability against him last time would be invalid.

"Have you considered writing a book, Dazai?"

Writing a book is good, writing a book is wonderful, and writing a book makes you quack.Pick up a pen, and you are the brightest boy in the Yokohama literary world.

Dazai twisted his drenched coat without moving his eyelids, "Not interested."

OK.

I worry about the literary world.

What do you think I can do if I change to mixed literature now?

I think I can write about the stories I had to tell with the literary giants in those years.

Shocked, I fought for love with the most dazzling star poet in the Showa poetry circle.

Shocked, I am the shadow of a famous literati.

No, I want to enroll myself in a UC literature class to improve my cultural accomplishment.