[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Zhong Ye and I walked into the living room one after the other carrying a few bags of ingredients sweetly, and couldn't help but stare at the scene in front of us.

"Is it the shadow of Dazai?" Witnessing the two Dazai sitting in the living room after they stopped noisy and scolding, I chose to turn my head and ask Chuya, who was full of question marks, and got the answer The murmur of involuntary bewilderment—

"They all taste the same."

Unexpectedly, my little sweet god knows people by taste.

"Zhongye."

"Zhongye."

The two Dazai turned their heads sideways in unison, and called Chuya's name in unison with a vaguely angry and competitive tone with each other.

I was not at all interested in the twin script in front of me. I glanced at Dazai in it coldly, took the bag in Chuya's hand, and simply sighed, "There is one more person who eats for nothing."

After all, Dazai, of course you can let him cook, but I don't really want the consequences.

"Let's play and find the difference, just leave the dinner to me." I left the lucky one who was slaughtered by two cue at the same time, and walked into the kitchen by myself.

I looked at Dazai's fellow clansmen who were tied up by five flowers, and I couldn't help showing a happy smile on my face, let's go to the pot, Pikazai (cross out) the crabs.

"Shirose, I'll help you." While talking, he tied the apron around his body and took over the work in my hands. He seemed to have changed from a questioning expression to a poisonous pain in his head. .Obviously, double the slaughter, double the happiness (crossed out), double the torture.

I stopped the movements of my hands, turned my head to look at Xiaotian's dishwashing behavior with ease, and suddenly threw out a sentence, "Chuya, do you want to know who Dazai is?"

Zhong also paused what he was doing.Seeing this, I continued to speak knowingly, "As long as you mention Sakunosuke casually, that's fine."

It is not difficult to imagine that the person who can be the reason for Dazai's apparent defection, even in other worlds, has more or less status.Not to mention, if I hadn't taken advantage of the situation to save the five Fuwas who helped Zuo Zhizhu, I'm afraid he would have died together with that underworld man.

Zhong also resumed his normal movements, without words, but there was unconcealed sadness on his brows.

I just don't want to.

I leaned over and kissed Chuya's small head lightly, and said with a comforting smile, "Then wait until night, it will be revealed before going to bed." I don't believe that Dazai can tolerate the addition of another self.

Unless he has any tauren hobbies.

For example, if I love myself, then I really have nothing to say.

Zhong also responded awkwardly, "Yeah."

When it was time to eat at the table, the two Dazai sat together peacefully, without saying anything, insisting that the seat should be between me and Chuya.

"Shirase..."

"Shirose~"

This time the lucky one is my turn.

"Xiao Zhi wants to eat crab meat~"

"Aji wants to eat crab~"

Oh hey, I gave Chuya the freshly shelled crab meat, which caused the two Dazai to cry like looking in a mirror.

"Huh? It's too much!"

"I'm still not your beloved..."

There is one thing to say, one is already blah, and the other two let me enjoy the 360-degree stereo sound in no-disturb mode, which really makes Shirosetoo bald.

I had a tired smile on my face, and was about to say something, when Zhong also couldn't bear to be looked down on and said first, "Hey! If you two want to eat, can you do it yourself? You will count on Shirase. And It's not your Shirase." After finishing the long sentence in one breath, Chuya flaunted my heart (?) and ate the crab meat in front of the two slaughters.

"Don't you guys like peeling your own shells?" I paused and suggested empathetically, "Then you can peel each other's shells."

My logic is perfect, it is so impeccable.

The Dazai thought it made sense, and under the threat of violent warning from Chuya, they chose to eat honestly and quietly like a chicken.

How nice it is so early.

You don't have to be beaten and scolded by Chuya.I don't know what to draw.

After a full meal, one of the Dazai asked in a quiet and tentative tone, "Shirose~ Didn't you guess the truth?"

Since you asked so sincerely, I'm sorry if I don't do anything else.

I admitted with a kind smile, "I really can't guess." Then the subject changed, "But our family's Dazai will be the first to clear the table."

"The kind that you can't persuade no matter how hard you try." I pretended to be emotional, and naturally got the slightly froze faces of the two Dazai.

Good things come in pairs, and good things come in pairs (?)

Therefore, the two butchers were naturally arranged to clean up the after-dinner situation by my explicit and secret hints.

It is not difficult to have a dishwasher. I sat on the sofa with Zhongya very reassuringly, watching the two tool masters working hard with a look of contentment on the face of a landlord.

Don't mention this taste, one word - cool.

Chuya muttered in a low voice, as expected of Shirase.

low profile.

When I came out of the shower, I saw two bullies, one on the left and one on the right, surrounding Zhongye, huh?What kind of green scene is this?

"Chuyene." With my agility, I forcibly squeezed the two Dazai away, and threw Chuya down.

Among the Dazai who were squeezed away, one shook his seaweed hand curiously, and the other waved his seaweed hand in confusion.

It was really hard for Zhongye, being surrounded by two butchers for a long time.

Nakaya whispered to my ear, talking about his discovery in a low voice with interest, "I know who Dazai is."

"Huh?" I followed Zhongya and lowered my voice and asked back, "Is it the one on the left or the one on the right?"

Wait, why did some kind of Dazai fall into the river for no reason, and the river god picked him up and asked, did you two lose this one or this one?

"It's the one on the right." also gave his reason for picking the one on the right, "Because he knows I'm afraid of ghosts."? ? ?

I was thinking that Zhongye was also afraid of ghosts, this couldn't be different in a parallel world, right?It can't always be that the one in the parallel world is also a strong man (?)

Looking at Chuya's bright eyes, I complimented Chuya very well, "Chuya is awesome."

If the dog man doesn't come out and admit it, I'm afraid he will really love himself tonight.

The me on the other end coaxed Chuya to take a bath in a soft voice.

Turning my head, I stared blankly at the two Dazai who were still arguing and scolding each other.

"Haven't you played enough, Dazai?"

The two Dazai looked at each other, started the convulsion mode, and spun around wildly at lightning speed.

Zai turned around a few times on the left and stood on the right.

The slaughter on the right turned a few times and stood on the left.

I slowly typed out the question mark.

"What are you doing?"

I threatened Zizai, "You better deal with your accomplices."

"Otherwise, I promise you will be the director tonight."

After finishing the threat lightly and kindly, I went to read a book on my own.

When I returned to my room in the middle of the night, there was a Dazai who was thinking about it lying on the bed. I couldn't help but raised my eyebrows and stared at it, causing the former to look sadly, "Shirose bad."

Zhong also laughed unceremoniously, "Don't worry about Dazai, he didn't live normally tonight."

Sure enough, it is the last word to solve it by yourself.

I thought about it a few times, and was taken by Zhongya to sleep. !

"What are you doing?" With a little pain, I pushed away Dazai who was biting/holding my collar/bone like a duck's neck.

Dazai said harshly at me angrily, "This is punishment/punishment."

The author has something to say:

In a slightly complicated mood, I originally wanted to cheat Conch (?), but planned to run away after writing dysmenorrhea.I used it to apply for a contract before and was rejected, and I was depressed. When I was planning to concentrate on my career, I suddenly received a text message from the website today asking if I have any intention to sign a contract.

emmm... this... me.