[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I liked the pennants sent by the police so much that I even hung them in the living room, filling the entire wall.Recalling the first time I did a good job, the police were pretending to be dead as if nothing had happened. I had to send Akutagawa to ask when the pennant owed to Hong Kong blacks would be sent over. Akutagawa was silent for a while Hold back a word and go.

The effect is amazing.Received it that night.

The door-to-door deliverers were two police detectives with frozen smiles. They politely talked about the contribution of the Chinese and Hong Kong gangsters in this event (?), and finally thanked us politely for our strong support and mutual cooperation.

I folded my hands in front of my chin, and listened contentedly to a wave of rainbow farts from the police detectives. Although the lines between the lines seemed a little rusty, I believe that in the days to come, they will definitely be familiar with not only me, but also Others boasted (crossed out) about how excellent our Hong Kong and Black companies are.

Before leaving, I purposely asked with a kind smile, next time I won’t ask Akutagawa to ask for it before sending a pennant, will I?

Mr. Detective's smile became more and more rigid, "Sure, next time."

I thought about our Hong Kong and Black people's image and reputation outside the country. It has always been very good, and no one has given a bad review.I also don't understand why the two police detectives who temporarily acted as courier boys trembled slightly.

Seeing this, I comforted them in a very soft tone, "Don't be afraid, we are a company with a good reputation. Everyone in Yokohama, from old to young, knows our good image. You know, we are people who can't be unreasonable. gone."

Although there is still a question mark about reasoning here, for example, generally speaking, when working abroad, one is usually able to do it without talking nonsense, and pays attention to solving tasks efficiently, so naturally there is no such thing as being unreasonable.But that’s all in the past, and the times are different now. As more and more of my juniors join in, the eloquence and logic become more and more impeccable. Simply put, it is to block (cross out) the way of others, Leave others nowhere.

Obviously, my words did not successfully relax the detectives. The topic here is about to end happily, and I can only let them come back next time with a little regret.

What interrupted my gazing at the pennants all over the wall and falling into memories was Dazai who entered the door quietly like a ghost.

"What kind of ghost? How can I use this word to describe the leader's beloved me? It's too much, leader. Even though I have yelled several times, the leader ignored me." Dazai complained full of grievances.

Oh…

I've gotten used to Dazai's abnormal style of painting, so I asked instead, "Have you finished your butei work?" Don't act like last time, Dazai skipped work and left the matter to his good partner Kunikida, and ran away. Came to Hong Kong to work undercover, but was caught by the other party.

"It's done. I'm a good baby who works hard." Dazai puffed up his chest/chest and boasted proudly, "Besides, it's not that my Butei colleagues don't know that I have two lovers in Hong Kong."

Seriously, the matter of Dazai's two lovers is really my fault.

Dazai, who was bumped into by Kunikida, was flirting with me, which caused Kunikida's pupils to dilate, why would he come to have sex with a man when he has a girlfriend.Adhering to the principle of bad taste, I didn't hesitate to add fuel to the scene - Dazai's girlfriend (me in women's clothing) is my sister.

Oh hoo.Things are getting more and more interesting.

Dazai smiled innocently in the face of danger, "Just smile at a time like this, Kunikida."

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Dazai sighed pretendingly, "You're still laughing."

"You know, I was blacklisted by the Tanizaki brothers and sisters." After finishing speaking, Dazai clutched his chest, with a heartbroken haggard look on his face.

I magnified my smile several times overjoyed, "After all, you have a criminal record, so you can't blame the subconscious reaction of the siblings."

It seems that Dazai's name in Butei should be quite famous, from greening Hong Kong black cadres to killing brothers and sisters, who else can compete with him.Probably only Dazai himself can defeat himself.

Dazai groped his way to my side, buried his head on my shoulder, and said in a coquettish voice, "I'm so pitiful, helpless and annoying, if the leader doesn't hug me to comfort me I also tried to add insult to injury."

"Yes, yes, baby Dazai." I reached out and touched Dazai's dog's head, comforting Tool Zai (crossed out).

Being well versed in the principle of accepting as soon as you see it, I took advantage of the opportunity to bring up work, and made arrangements for Dazai who had nothing to do.Ever since I became the leader, I can't wait to break a person into two pieces and use it as an envoy for two people.My own paddling ability has plummeted, and my beloved little sweet god has been sent out to work, and even Dazai, a small expert in fishing, has been used as a tool by me, let alone others.

"Reward." From the mouth of Dazai with bright eyes.

I paused with the hand stroking Dazai's bangs, "Huh?"

Dazai blinked his eyes, and told the truth super seriously, "There is no need to compare the hairline between us, sir, your hairline is still backgammon."

What kind of curse is this brought by the leadership position?My original hairline is not low, which is even worse.

I put away all expressions and returned to the normal expressionless face, "Go, go, go and play."

The reward will not be slaughtered, that's it, it's settled.

Be content, you.

Dazai Qiqi put his head, which I had pushed away, in front of me again, "Don't you want to see the scenery of Chuya as the bottom?"

Without even thinking about it, I answered bluntly, "I don't have that idea."

Zhong also worked hard and worked hard all day, and when he came back, he didn't reward him, but turned against him, I couldn't bear it.

"..." Dazai couldn't help being choked by me, and he paused for a long time, "No, you thought about it. Did you think about it?"

Just when I wanted to ask Dazai if his ears needed to be checked, Dazai started his performance, hugged me and began to cry like a child who couldn't stop getting candy, venting his emotions.

Thank you Dazai, for making me feel like a father over the years.

"Are you okay?" Dazai acted coquettishly twisted into a twisted ball, which made me bald (crossed out) and couldn't help it.

"Be normal for me first, Dazai." I patted Dazai who was about to move, and warned him to return to normal before continuing to speak.The latter stared at me unwillingly and mournfully.

I'm really afraid that he'll cry, make trouble, and hang himself, and I'm afraid he'll be able to make me feel bad if he tries to do it one after another.

I couldn't help throwing out my thoughts, "Don't you think we are like wives and adulterers discussing how to play/play with husbands?"

So weird, this script.

"Leave it to me. I'll take care of it!" Dazai figured out what I meant, and volunteered to promise me in a very loud voice.

……

I don't believe you, dog, when the time comes to shake the pan, you won't be able to shake it thoroughly with a front-loading washing machine.

With a ulterior motive, I met Dazai's eyes in half-belief, and Dazai nodded super confidently, with an expression of trusting him to be guaranteed and not to suffer.

The stars rise at night.

I was a little at a loss and followed the script.Chuya, who woke up belatedly from the sweet talk I confused, figured out what I was thinking, he held my face in his hands, and placed a soft kiss on my forehead.

"If it's Shirase, I would."

It's hot, it's hot, it's hot.

This...was so foul.

My face couldn't stop heating up.

"Then, I'll start." I said cautiously, consciously looking for the record of the last round of killing in my mind.Dazai babbled and babbled non-stop all day long, but because of his poor health, I usually couldn't bear it and punished him for a long time.

This time Dazai seems to be purely thinking of me, honestly acting as the gourd of the people who eat melons, and occasionally reminding me where the melons are sweeter and more delicious.I secretly guarded against Dazai's unexpected move, and gradually relaxed my vigilance.

After a tough time.

I kissed Zhongye heartily.

and many more?

Caught off guard, I turned my head and looked at Dazai, and got a sentence from the latter with a smile on his face - "I'm starting, thank you for your hospitality."! ! !

This time it's really Oreo Ben Lee.

The author has something to say:

Congratulations to player Dazai for playing the ending - Underground Lover.

Explain the problems in the last few chapters (cover your face), and their relationship becomes more and more strange and inconsistent.In the branch line [-], the same face-bumping incident led to the puppet plot and the Dazai dog belt plot.Dazai found out the incident of the man who bumped into the face in the branch line Erli, but he has neither status nor status, and he couldn't pry Shirase's mouth away at all, so he relied on the status of Chuya, but Chuya is not the kind of person who pursues it to the end. So it seemed to be turned over, but Dazai was not reconciled.It's just that Zhong didn't expect Shirase to hide something, to hide something, and Dazai added to the flames, making it even more confusing, but neither of these two can do anything to Shirase.In the second mile of the branch line, position c has become Shirase.I don't know if this explanation can be explained, scratching my head.

In addition, just smile at this kind of time, this sentence comes from a TV series, in which the hero (?) is pursued by the heroine and the heroine's brother at the same time, the hero smiled calmly and said, "Just smile at this time It’s gone.” It’s probably like this, I can’t remember if I’m getting older (covering my face)

It's more refreshing for a while (during the dangerous speech), and the episodes fall from time to time.Maybe tonight, maybe(?)