[Wen Ye] A painful ability

The atmosphere was as silent as if he had eaten Xuan Mai, it was ridiculously long.

During this period, Dazai's smile gradually couldn't be maintained or even slowly disappeared. He finally lost his patience and stared at me expressionlessly, trying to wait for my answer.

Different from Dazai's somewhat paranoid and obsessive gaze, Chuya, the latter looked at it with an attitude of disbelief, to being a little sad and angry when he was entangled, and changed his expression countless times.Nakaya finally let out a sigh of great compromise.

"Shirose."

Chuya's soft murmur made Dazai show a slightly unwilling but helpless expression.

After being in a stalemate with the two for a long time, I was slightly relieved, and took the steps that Chuya handed me, although I only responded briefly, without any other words.

I didn't know what to say to open this unpleasant page. Many topics came to my mind, such as talking about the fireworks later, or talking about my upcoming studies.

The words were drowned in my throat, and I couldn't utter them.I can't move past the subject as if nothing happened, it's stuck in my throat like a chicken bone and I can't swallow it.

I even involuntarily avoided Chuya's sight.For the first time, I feel that I am too much, so I am forcing/forcing my beloved to compromise.But I couldn't explain it, and I resisted it.

Nakaya came over and slowly pulled me into his arms, and said to me in a soothing tone, "It's okay, Shirase. If you don't want to say it now... then don't say it."

I understood the subtext in the Chuya dialect.

Yeah, we still have a long time to get along, maybe one day I will tell my story.

Naka also patted my back lightly, and dropped an unstoppable kiss on my forehead.

"Chuya." I called out Zhongye's name in a low voice, and when his eyes were all on me, I leaned over and clasped the ten fingers of Zhongye's left hand, hooked Zhongye's neck with my right hand, and went towards the fist behind me together. empty space.Zhong also stretched out his free hand to rest on the back of my head.

"Huh? Shirase, are you throwing yourself into your arms?" Zhong couldn't help showing his first smile since the deadlock tonight, "Then I'm not welcome."

"...a rare invitation from the leader, the subordinate obeys..."

"As a subordinate, you must serve the leader well."

"I will definitely complete the task assigned by the leader successfully."

I blushed listening to Chuya's loyal service statement.It's so foul...

How could anyone say such a thing at a time like this...

Dazai, who had been silent for a long time and looked down, also joined the topic. He stared at me with a half-smile, "Your Excellency, you can't be biased. You only assign tasks to the top cadres."

"The leader should also make good use of other subordinates..."

"Like me, smart and capable."

"Not to mention that I am an outside advisor handpicked by the leader."

"Leader, please be sure to know how to use people well. Use me a lot. I will devote all my energy to the leader and complete the task of the leader."

Wait, wait.What's the matter with one or two of you, you suddenly called me the leader at the same time, which made me panic.

Chuya let out a snort of ridicule, "Your Excellency will divide people when you know people and make good use of them." Zhongya paused slightly, "For example, me, those who are capable will do more work." Zhong also glanced at Dazai dismissively, and looked at Dazai provocatively. Looking at Dazai, "And you, are you considered capable?"

An unknown premonition flooded my heart, and I felt inexplicably in danger.

Dazai, who was provoked with a smile on his face, put forward his suggestion, "Why don't we compare? Let's see who is the real capable person?"

……

I knew it, fell.

Just when I was about to reject my inexplicable arrangement with righteous words, Chuya seemed to be irritated by Dazai's clumsy provocation method. He accepted the challenge without hesitation, and turned to look at me belatedly, begging for my favor. An opinion that is not important at all, "Is it okay, sir?"

What can I say?Of course it is rejected.

"No."

As soon as my words fell, Chuya asked and answered, "Obviously, the leader agrees."

etc?I didn't. I'm not talking nonsense, little brother.

Dazai leaned over his head and looked at my face affectionately, "Oh, look, our dear leader is so happy, like a child." After finishing speaking, Dazai changed the subject, and naturally announced that the Hong Kong black best of the year The subordinate competition officially begins——

"Let us wait and see, who is the real leader's good subordinate."

After hearing the words, I couldn't help but completely froze.

Slowly, I tried to struggle to get up and pretend that nothing had happened, away from the game.

The result was held by gravity.

Chuya said with displeasure, "As the leader, how can you escape in the face of battle? The leader must set an example for his subordinates, and a good leader is one who sets an example."

No, I have no idea how to be a good leader right now.I just want to run to study now, and I will be addicted to surfing in the bitter sea of ​​learning.

"That's right, it's hard to say that it's finally right." Dazai smiled and said, "I'm still looking forward to the wonderful... cheering for us by the leader."

"There's nothing more gratifying than a compliment from the leader. Isn't that right, Chuya?"

Apparently Dazai's words are rare to attract Chuya as an ally.

I'm closed.

The location of the competition can also play tricks, from indoors, to the hot spring pool, to the open-air balcony under the moonlight.

Simply the fireworks are too loud, enough to cover my insignificant cheers and cheers.

In the middle, Dazai still tried to carry private goods, and asked me, who was obviously unconscious due to too many cheers, but was stopped by Chuya.

"Okay." Dazai reluctantly gave up his question, and continued his presentation with great interest.

Are you peacock spirit?What are the specific advantages of asking me to praise you while turning on the screen?fall.

"Let's talk, sir. I have shown myself so hard, but I have to know whether the boss is satisfied with my professional attitude..." Dazai grumbled and complained.

Zhongya, who had already competed for several rounds, stopped to smoke a cigarette under the moonlight, and warned Dazai with a sneer, "Don't force the leader to lie all the time."

"I don't have it." From the mouth of Dazai who refused to admit it.According to Dazai's logic, he is very dedicated to the work I assign.

Zhong was not in the mood to smoke and put out the cigarette butt, "You who have become a habit of paddling, why do you deserve the word "dedication?"

Dazai blinked, and gave the answer slyly, "With the current me, I'm still working hard."

……

I really thank you, it's hard for you, but you are still willing to listen to the words of my leader.

Let me tell you a bad joke, Osamu Dazai worked diligently until the early hours of the morning.Can you believe it?

"Boss...don't keep silent, it will make it look like Aji is talking to himself. Obviously, the boss just cheered me up and shouted very well." Dazai continued to complain about my silence.

I opened the corner of my mouth and shouted in a hoarse voice, "Chuya, I'm thirsty."

Dazai said right away, "What, the leader is so biased, you can call me to give the leader water, but the answer is right."

While talking, Dazai suddenly realized as if he had figured out something, "Oh, I see, it turns out that the leader wants to drink some sweet water."? ? ?

I watched Zhongya, who was about to pour water, stop, looked at me thoughtfully, and said something that was not impossible.

"It's not good to eat too much sweets at night, it will cause tooth decay." I said sincerely with a frozen expression, and persuaded Chuya.

Dazai rubbed/rubbed his chin, pretending to be puzzled, and said, "But the leader used to secretly eat sweets behind Chuya's back at night before."

I can no longer face Chuya's sudden expression.

Sunny to cloudy to stormy.

Look at what you can do, you are the only one with a mouth, right? Bababa all day long.Sooner or later, I will throw you on an isolated island and let you sing to the sea for a day, to see what three bedrooms and two living rooms can be produced.Maybe, in the future, he will still become the master of the new era, Dazai Osamu, all relying on Baba, giving Baba a villa.

"Shirase! You promised me that you won't eat too much sweets." Chuya walked over angrily, his eyes were full of worry and anger that I didn't pay attention to my health.

My eyes flickered away, "But I don't think it's too much." Wait, what kind of words am I talking about adding fuel to the fire?

"That's not what I meant." Wait online, how should I say it is correct.urgent!

Dazai suddenly realized, and laughed at Chuya, "I understand. Those who are afraid of tooth decay at night are fake."

May I ask what kind of ghost you are with full marks in reading comprehension?

I was stunned.

Directly facing Zhongya, who came up from above, in front of my eyes, the magnified beauty of the prosperous age.

I chose to save myself, "That's not because Zhong Ye is too sweet."

"I'm afraid..."

"I'm afraid I'll get diabetes."

I'm really a little clever ghost, as expected of me.

I just don’t know why just after I finished speaking, Dazai laughed uncontrollably as if he had eaten a poisonous mushroom, lying on my shoulder and laughing non-stop, which made Nakaya, who was blushing, stare at me suspiciously .

"What are you laughing at?" Dazai's laughter completely puzzled me.

I even suspect that Dazai will laugh all over the floor in the next second.

"Laughing at you, Shirase."

……

With a blank face, I instructed Little Sweet God to deal with Dazai and listen to what he said.I don't want to lose face, huh?It's hard to coax Xiao Tianshen well, but you've ruined all my previous efforts.

Zhong also hesitated and did not move.

Oh.

Co-authoring is still a joint/body baby mode.

damn it.

The author has something to say:

Oh la la la, I have added half a chapter to yesterday, and there is one more update in the past two days.

They will not chase wives and crematoriums, Dazai dare not and has no rights and status, Zhong can also, but he is not such a character.The approach of Dazai and Chuya is obviously different. In the last chapter of Chuya, he went straight to the point.In this chapter, he chooses to wait. In the long years to come, it will be enough for Shirase to open his heart and say it, but obviously it will not be now.

The following is the time of the daily repeater. I will open the pit tonight. Please don’t let me get cold so early. I love you. The following will continue to Amway my new article. Friends who have collected it don’t need to read it. I'm not talking below.

Ask the magic conch[Comprehensive]

Question: What happens if the conch becomes refined?

A: I will be chased and asked weird questions every day.

Hai Luo, who is the main body of the conch, clenched his fists kindly with a smile, and must not let him know who spread it.

***

A quirky night-only fortune-telling shop has opened in the bustling streets of Yokohama.

There was even a flower basket from the Port Mafia on its opening day.

This magical conch shop named Wenwen has the owner Hai Luo, who is so beautiful that he doesn't look like a human being. Although the beauty charges a high fee, the divination effect and advice are unexpectedly good.

***

But for Hailuo.

On the first day of opening, a bandaged weirdo came to smash the place.

On the second day of opening, a beautiful boy in a hat got drunk and made trouble.

On the third day of opening, a pair of suspected father and daughter came in, oh, the last one is Hailuo's old friend.

Edible tips:

1. Except for the confirmation of gender/identity of Hailuo, everything else is a mystery

2. Hailuo likes gold coins the most, including the long-legged gold coin man

3. CP comes as soon as it is written

4. The main text field, including Hakata Ramen, Prince of Tennis, Kuroko's Basketball, and some fairy tales