[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I had a nightmare.In my dream, I was suspected to be held down by a local bear in Russia as its honey friend.This was really not a good experience, I opened my eyes hazily, and later realized that it was Dazai's pressure that caused me to have dreams at night.In fact, I don't quite understand whether Dazai's weight is all on his small head.

"Hmm." Because I gently moved Dazai's head to another place, and when I moved it to the pillow for him, Dazai moaned dissatisfiedly, "Why don't you sleep for a while..."

Listening to this, one can tell that it is a habitual painting style of fishing.

Dazai tried to return to his original position, he held me tightly and said coquettishly (?), "Sleep again, Shirase."

I moved Dazai's little head away without hesitation, and refused righteously, "No, I have to go to work." I stroked the broken hair in front of Dazai's forehead, and said in a slightly soothing tone, "If Sleepy, go on to sleep."

Dazai rubbed his eyes, hugged my waist as I was trying to get up with ease, and said aggrievedly, "Can you guys help me?" He looked at my face for a while, and continued, " Last night's episode was too cruel, so let me see it."

Don't you think that you're blah blah all day long, and you're lucky if you didn't get killed in the middle, and you still want to make an inch of it?

I sighed and persuaded Dazai, "Don't make me angry all the time, Dazai."

As a result, Dazai said his sarcastic words as a matter of course, "I didn't." Dazai blinked his eyes innocently, "I just told the truth seriously." Dazai paused, and continued to flourish. He said with a look of nothing to do with him, "Maybe during Uncle Chuya's period, he became more and more irritable, and he got angry every now and then."

Kui Zhong is also cooking, otherwise he would pick up the pan and beat you to death every minute.A weapon of flowing water can kill with iron.

"Help me, Shirase." Dazai groaned and said in a low voice with some reluctance, "You can do it with your hands."? ? ?

I couldn't help giving out my kind smile today, "What? Do you dare to think about anything else?" Dazai's strength was accumulating...

"I think so, but do you dare?" Dazai really dared to say it.

Congratulations to Dazai for getting the opportunity to stand up without hesitation.

"Shirase Shirase~" Dazai hugged me tightly, making me immobile, and I couldn't help turning around and complaining, "What new type of glue are you?"

I can't be more stubborn than Dazai, if this continues, my record of coming early and leaving late every day since I took office will be broken.

Wait, let me ask a question first, "Where are you going today? Hong Kong and black? Or return to Wuzhen?"

Dazai froze his raised face, and asked me cautiously, "Will this choice affect my welfare?"

"Stupid child, how can you think of me like this, am I this kind of person?" I couldn't help but pat Dazai's head with my left hand.

Dazai nodded hesitantly.

……

"You can handle it yourself." I let go of my hand blankly, dog man, talking nonsense.

"I'm going back to Butei today. Aji has no status in Butei, and he will be beaten by Kunikida when he goes back." Dazai tugged at the corner of my clothes and looked at me anxiously.

I couldn't help laughing out loud, "Yes."

Dazai stared at me sadly, I restrained my smile, maybe Dazai pleased me, I decided to continue the unfinished action just now.

"You were beaten, you won't hit it back?" Wait, why did I somehow become the bear's parent of a bear child?

Dazai responded in a low voice, "I can't beat it."

I wondered if Dazai was not such an honest and disadvantaged person, and guessed that he had given Kunikida a trick again in some way?

Dazai quietly came up to me and kissed me.

at the same time……

I thought about my words for a long time, and tried to tell the truth, "You seem a little hypocritical."

Dazai fell back on the ground and muttered something.

Xu Zhong, who hadn't seen me get up after waiting for a long time, also came in. He stared at us for a while, and then said to me, "Shirase, come out to wash your hands and eat." I nodded in agreement.

Before going out, Dazai told me secretly, "Shirase, I have to come back tonight, remember to leave the door open for me."

Zhong also sneered, "Don't you know how to pick locks?"

But farewell, I said to Zhong Ye seriously, "I think if it is locked, there is no need for the door." It is probably full of scratches like being scratched by the long fingernails of a female ghost.

I grabbed Chuya who was trying to quarrel with Dazai, "Let's go."

Sure enough, the species are different and cannot communicate.

I still don't understand what's going on in Dazai's clever mind. When he has time to whine and talk to me, he doesn't have time to solve my man's knots, and he stimulates Chuya even more.

Plus Dazai doesn't look very strong (?).

Ah, I always feel that I have done a little loss-making business.

Ok?

Lianshi, who just walked out of my office, reminded me that I know how to cheer up Xiao Tianshen, and it's okay to be entangled with such a dog man, he is not worthy.

"Chuya?" During the lunch break, I secretly touched Chuya lying on my lap.

"Huh? Are your legs sore, Shirase?" Seeing Zhong, I decided to get up, and pushed him back down to have a good rest.

"It's nothing. I just want to tell you that we're going on a date this afternoon." Of course it's not skipping work, I blinked my big eyes, "It's going to the shrine to complete the task and get off work on time."

Then I re-read the lifelike scene full of pink bubbles that Lianshi described to me in one breath.

Involuntarily, his eyes lit up.

"Okay...doesn't my kami-sama want to do something in the shrine?" I leaned over and gave Chuya a superficial kiss.

Zhong also reversed the positions of the two of us.

"The leader, huh? The leader who is not doing his job properly will be punished/punished."

Well, can't stop kissing.

So the big meal is staying for tonight?

"Then shall we go home tonight?" Zhongya asked me awkwardly in a small voice.

I obviously didn't expect this question to be mentioned in .

"It doesn't matter." I waved my hand, "I can do whatever, as long as I go with Chuya."

Zhong also nodded, but did not give a correct word.

I flipped the page and mentioned that I had to go to school tomorrow.These days, I’m really a gangster and I don’t forget my studies. I’m so touched by myself (cross out).

Chuya clenched his small fist fiercely, "I see, I will watch Dazai and let him work honestly."

"When necessary, kill and cooperate."

If beating Zai can make Chuuya happy, then I will hold Dazai down and let him be beaten honestly.

I casually said, "Just don't hurt his head."

If you hurt a tool, where can you find a smart head to replace it.

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Hai Luo's brain circuit in the new article is exactly the same as Shirase's style, but there is a difference in personality. He is a heartless conch spirit, and the difficulty of attacking is increased.And the scripts that each character gets are different.

Ask the magic conch[Comprehensive]

Question: What happens if the conch becomes refined?

A: I will be chased and asked weird questions every day.

Hai Luo, who is the main body of the conch, clenched his fists kindly with a smile, and must not let him know who spread it.

***

A quirky night-only fortune-telling shop has opened in the bustling streets of Yokohama.

There was even a flower basket from the Port Mafia on its opening day.

This magical conch shop named Wenwen has the owner Hai Luo, who is so beautiful that he doesn't look like a human being. Although the beauty charges a high fee, the divination effect and advice are unexpectedly good.

***

But for Hailuo.

On the first day of opening, a bandaged weirdo came to smash the place.

On the second day of opening, a beautiful boy in a hat got drunk and made trouble.

On the third day of opening, a pair of suspected father and daughter came in, oh, the last one is Hailuo's old friend.

Edible tips:

1. Except for the confirmation of gender/identity of Hailuo, everything else is a mystery

2. Hailuo likes gold coins the most, including the long-legged gold coin man

3. CP comes as soon as it is written

4. The main text field, including Hakata Ramen, Prince of Tennis, Kuroko's Basketball, and some fairy tales