[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Not even a few minutes after I sat down, and even before the stool was warmed by me, the subordinate at the other end reported to me that Dazai was trapped in the dungeon again.what?After defecting, do you really miss the Hong Kong Black Dungeon?No, maybe Dazai's hobby is to be a poisonous mushroom in the dungeon.

"Let him go and let Dazai come up to see me." I explained a few words by the way, so as to avoid a day trip to the dungeon every time Dazai came.When people clock in at work, he first goes to the dungeon to stay for a while.

Dazai entered with great interest, as if he had never been here before.

"My dear leader, since I received the text message last night, I have been thinking about it day and night, which has caused me to suffer from severe lack of sleep." Dazai said affectionately, words that made my skin crawl all over the place.

I exposed Dazai blankly, "You can't sleep well. Don't blame me." Since ancient times, I have been the only one who blamed me, and I don't accept anyone who blames me.

"The leader's words really broke Aji's heart." Dazai said while Xizi looked at me weakly with his heart in his arms. Seeing me staring at him, he continued to perform pretentiously, "I'm coming back this time, I don't ask for anything. ...I just want to be a little flower and grass by the leader's side."

It sounds so inexplicably familiar, hey, I’m afraid it’s not the tone of Xinyue Gege, who doesn’t want anything but a kitten and puppy sitting beside you.

I was silent for a moment and said, "You think too much." I paused, and swallowed back the sentence that I don't raise useless flowers and plants. After thinking about it, Dazai is still very useful as a tool, so I said kindly. Said to Dazai, "Come and work."

Simply until lunch, Dazai was performing his duties as a tool butcher honestly and without any pretense.I felt very relieved and stood up to relax and look at the scenery outside the window. Unexpectedly, Dazai followed me and started fishing. He rubbed all the way to my side, touching me.

"What's the matter?" I touched Dazai, who was holding the big pancake face (crossed out) with sharp edges and corners beside me, and stroked him in the pose of ravaging a cat.

Dazai blinked his eyes and let out a moan that seemed to be comfortable.

"Are you hungry? Huh? Then let's eat." Seeing that Dazai didn't refute, I took it as his acquiescence.

Unexpectedly, Dazai succeeded in cultivating immortality.

Apparently, Dazai stopped after eating a little, and stared at me while I was eating.

"Could it be that your taste has changed?" I looked at the dishes on the table and asked suspiciously.

Dazai shook his head, "No, I really like it."

"Why don't you eat more?" I wondered where I would get the strength to work if I didn't eat enough.

It is obvious that Dazai is not a person who is easy to persuade, he still has no appetite for the food and does not move his chopsticks.

Come on, forget about desserts when you are hungry.

Chuya probably won't be in time for afternoon tea when he comes back, right?Then can I have a little bit more sweets, just a little bit.

After the meal was finished, I started to work diligently again.Now I can understand why Chief Mori's hairline is so high, no wonder.

I covered my mouth and yawned, tiredness seemed to stretch out its claws on me, making me unable to move and gradually sinking, no no no, wake up, Shirase.

"Boss?" Dazai sneaked over without knowing when, and stood behind me.

"Huh?" I replied belatedly, feeling more and more sleepy, as if I could fall into a coma in the next second.

Dazai said helplessly, "I'm hungry, I want sweets."

What sweetness?I thought for a while and said hesitantly, "Chuya..." No, ah, I'm afraid I was not affected by Dazai's dementia ability, so the sweet thing about Chuya, cross it out.

"The leader is still able to stir up my anger as always." Dazai said with a weird smile.

Dazai hugged me before I could react, and he sat on my chair calmly instead.

I couldn't help blurting out, "What are you going to do?"

"I can't bear to see the leader suffering from sleepiness, so I kindly want to help the leader wake up."

Believe in your evil, good-hearted man Dazai Osamu.

"Hmm. Bastard, kiss me, don't mess with me." From the earlobe to the neck/neck, Dazai brushed over it.

I can even feel the...

"Oh?" Dazai asked me back with great interest, "So in the eyes of the leader, these are not considered random."

Dazai whispered in my ear, "Then, I'm going to be serious, boss."

"By the way, how does it feel to be held in my arms by a traitor like me, my dearest leader?"

"Huh? Why didn't the leader answer me, ah, the leader's face turned red, so cute."

"Shut up, bastard. God didn't give you this mouth for you to babble all day long."

"No. If the leader doesn't say something that makes me happy, I won't continue."

……

What kind of forced sale is this?I feel like going shopping that requires me to buy a plastic bag first to get the chance to buy something.Dog than Dazai.

I faltered and blushed, only to find that Inubi Dazai actually stopped and waited for me to say something.

Damn hateful hateful.

After hesitating for a long time, I choked out a small voice, "Zhi Ni."

"Hey, forget it, don't embarrass the leader. I didn't expect that the leader's memory is not very good, and he has long forgotten all the nice words. But it's not a big problem. I will teach the leader how to speak in the future." Di Zai Zai Zai Yu said.

Just as we were about to get down to business, there was an untimely knock on the door.

I got up from Dazai's arms in a hurry, and was grabbed by Dazai, who unexpectedly arranged my clothes thoughtfully.

"Boss, remember to restrain the cute expression on your face." After finishing speaking, Dazai sneaked under the table.

etc?My brain is like a ball of wool messed up by a cat.Why are you hiding from me?Obviously isn't it a very fair thing?

The knock on the door sounded again.

I glanced at Dazai under the table and called out to come in.

It turned out that Chuya brought his subordinates back to report work.

"leader."

After Zhongya finished shouting, he raised his head and stared at me for a few seconds, then seemed to remember something, and told his subordinate to go out first, saying that he had something important to discuss with me.

Wait until there are only Chuya, me, and Lao Wang Zai at the bottom of the table (crossed out).

Chuya walked towards me faintly angrily, "Why does the leader show such an expression? Huh?"

I fell into a momentary state of confusion, and stammered, repeating, "What, what expression?"

"Well. I kindly reminded the leader to restrain his seductive demeanor, but the leader didn't listen." Dazai, who ran out from under the table in a hurry, added fuel to the anger without hesitation.

Dazai even put his arms around me, kissed me, and said in a flaunting tone, "Look at Chuya, our dear leader, until now, your body is still softening into a cloud involuntarily."

I saw Chuya's expression change immediately after hearing Dazai's provocative words.

Always feel that I am in danger.

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It's almost over, and I guess it should be almost the end of next week.After the end, I feel inexplicably empty hahahaha.