If you don't lose your best friend, you will destroy the world.

Yiji Jiegao, who was originally here to help carry people, found that he couldn't help at all when he came here. Gojo Satoru seemed to be stuck to Momozawa Yuki, and he couldn't tear it apart.

In fact, I just came over to drive a car in the past, and I couldn't help with other things at all.

Yidizhi Jiegao felt that Gojo Satoru might not be drunk at all, even if he didn't know how much Gojo Satoru had drunk, but judging by the smell of alcohol emanating from the table and Gojo Satoru, it didn't look like he had drunk a lot.

Why is he pretending he's been drinking a lot?

When he saw Momozawa Yuki who was entangled by Gojo Gojo, who was a little bit inconvenient, Yiji Jiegao suddenly realized.

I was just an auxiliary supervisor, if it wasn't because of Momozawa Uyuki's phone call, I shouldn't be here at all, but should be resting on a soft bed.

At the moment of enlightenment, Yidizhi Jiegao felt very stupid.

"Mr. Ichichi, please come and help me, I want to go to the bathroom." Momozawa Uyuki was so entangled by Gojo Satoru that he couldn't move, and there was such a big person on his body, even Momozawa Uyuki who was quite physically strong Being entangled with such a person also feels a little powerless.

In addition, he himself drank a little wine and engaged in strenuous activities, and after being sprayed with the smell of alcohol on Gojo Satoru, he actually felt a little nauseous.

Before she could spit it out, Momozawa Uyuki quickly pushed the heavy Wutiao I onto Yiji Jiegao, turned a corner and went to the bathroom to wash her face.

After the figure of Momozawa Uyuki entered the bathroom, Gojo Satoru, who had been softly pressing on Iji Keiko's body, immediately walked away from Iji Keiko's body like a boneless one, "What are you doing here?"

Yidizhi Jiegao looked in horror at Gojo Satoru, who was not at all drunk, and subconsciously took a step back and leaned against the wall, "Mr. Gojo, why aren't you drunk?"

"You don't care if I'm drunk or not, you ruined the opportunity I finally created."

At this moment, Yidizhi Jiegao suddenly understood why he felt disobedient, and also wanted to understand why he couldn't figure out why Gojo Satoru was drunk

Because Gojo Satoru pretended to be drunk!

And why is he pretending to be drunk?Obviously it was for Momozawa Miyuki who was not in the hallway but in the bathroom now.

Yidizhi Jiegao didn't know who he should feel sorry for for a while.

"Mr. Gojo, does Mr. Momozawa really know what you are doing? Will he be angry if he finds out?" Yiji Jiegao asked in a low voice.

"We are a couple now. Even if we really want to do it, we will definitely ask for his permission. This is fun. What do you know as a single dog?" Gojo Satoru said in a low voice, "Speak quietly, don't be found out."

Yizhi Jiegao felt wronged.

He doesn't want to be single either, but he has worked with Gojo Satoru for so many years.Heart fatigue made him so much older than his peers.

You must know that Yidichi Jiegao himself is only two years younger than Wujowu.

Yi Dizhi was physically and mentally exhausted in order to serve Wujo Wu, and people believed him when he was in his 30s, but Wujo Wu was obviously almost 30 years old, and he still looked like a young man in his early 20s at this time.

It's not that he didn't go out and think about going on a blind date. When the blind date heard Yidichi Jiegao say that he was only 25 years old, he immediately began to wonder if there was something wrong with Yidichi Jiegao's genes.

If there is no problem, why does he look so old?If they can really be born together, will the child be prematurely aged like Yidizhi Jiegao?

During the blind date, nothing could be seen, and those girls would only praise Yidi to know that Jie Gao looked like a successful person, but after the separation, all the blind date partners would politely tell the introducer that they were not suitable.

Even if the reasons for the failure of the blind date are not limited to these ones, Yidizhi Jiegao also believes that this is absolutely an overwhelming possibility.

After all, if you think about it differently, you are a girl, and you would not want to be with someone who looks like 20 years old when you are only in your 30s.

Thinking of this, Yidizhi Jiegao's expression became a little resentful, "If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't be able to find a girlfriend."

"What does this have to do with me? Is it possible that I can still go on a blind date for you? Come on, if I really go, A Xue can kill me."

Yidizhi Jiegao thought about it for a while, what if Wujo Wu really went on a blind date with him, but the blind date didn't like him but fell in love with Wujo Wu, after seeing him, the gap was even bigger, and the scene of talking badly to him was even more uncomfortable up.

Even eating dog food is not so uncomfortable.

"What did I do wrong to treat me like this." Yidizhi Jiegao leaned on the wall and almost cried out, but suddenly a body full of alcohol smelled on his shoulders, and Yidizhi Jiegao's small body was almost crushed Get down, and quickly reach out to help.

The person who overwhelmed him was Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru, who was still disgusted with himself just now, turned back to a drunken state, and pressed on Yiji Jiegao, which was not much different from the state when Momozawa Yuyuki entered the bathroom just now.

Yiji Jiegao saw that it was Momozawa Uyuki who came out of the bathroom, seeing Yiji Jieko who was squatting under the pressure of Gojo Gojo looked at him for help, and quickly moved Gojo Go from Yiji Jieko's body.

Yiji Jieko swears.Gojo Satoru, who was pressing on him just now, definitely didn't control his weight!

Don't look at Gojo Satoru, although he is now on Momozawa Yuki's body, but he has absolutely controlled his weight, and he didn't put all of his weight on it.Momozawa Maoyuki's small body, which looked similar to her own, was able to stand still, and even walked out with Wujo Satoru on her shoulders.

Yiji Jie Gao was a few steps behind, and Gojo Satoru, who was pressing on Momozawa Uyuki's shoulder, turned his head and buried his face in Momozawa Uyuki's shoulder. From the angle of Yiji Jie Gao, only Gojo Satoru could be seen on his shoulder outside the right eye.

Gojo Satoru opened his eyes, blinked at Yiji Jiegao, and finally showed a provocative smile.

Yidizhi Jiegao's face turned green, and he took a few steps quickly, passing Momozawa Yuxue and Gojo Satoru, "The car is parked outside, I'll go and drive over first, you two wait for me at the door."

Momozawa Uyuki, who didn't know what happened, was very grateful to Ichiko Kiyoko for his help.

"I'm sorry to call you here at night."

"It's okay, this is my duty." Yiji Jie Gao disappeared from Momozawa Uyuki's sight as if running away, Momozawa Uyuki adjusted Gojo Satoru's posture, stood by the gate and waited for Yizhi Jiegao drove over.

While he was waiting for Yidichi Jiegao to drive over, colleagues walking out with their boss on their shoulders from time to time.

They are also carrying people, but the one carried by Momozawa Yuyuki is completely different from the potbellied officers.

Even though they were not very familiar with each other, they still said goodbye proficiently. Momozawa Yuyuki waited almost 5 minutes before Yiji Jiegao drove the car and stopped in front of the two of them.

"Sorry, I wasted a little time waiting for the car in front to drive out. Can you two sit in the back seat?"

"Thanks a lot."

This time, Yiji Jiegao didn't come down to help, but let Momozawa Yuyuki to toss Gojo Satoru alone.

Momozawa Uyuki didn't care, opened the car door with Gojo Satoru, and wanted to tuck him into the rear seat, but Gojo Satoru was really too big, even if Gojo Satoru was very cooperative, Momozawa Uyuki moved It's also a little tough.

Momozawa Maoxue cared about Wujo Wu's upper body, but couldn't take care of his lower body, so he let his buttocks sit in first, but his head hit the car board with a bang.

Gojo Satoru: ...

"puff!"

Yidizhi Jiegao, who had been paying attention to the back door, couldn't hold back his laughter. He quickly covered his mouth and lay down on the steering wheel to make his gloating expression less obvious.

Momozawa Miyuki accidentally bumped Gojo Satoru's head, still worrying whether Gojo Satoru would be hurt by his blow, and didn't hear Yiji Jiegao's uncontrollable laughter, speeding up and stuffing the person in After that, he closed the car door, "Please drive."

Gojo Satoru, who was still pretending to be drunk, resisted the urge to rub the back of his head, and secretly wrote down a note for Yiji Jiegao in his heart. With his eyes closed, he felt Momozawa Uyuki carefully adjusting his posture. Moved to the side so that his upper body could lie on the rear seat, pillowing on Momozawa Yuki's thigh.

Although the headache is a bit painful, but earned!

Yidizhi Jiegao took a lot of effort to suppress his smile, and after making sure that his expression did not reveal any flaws, he raised his head and drove out of the hotel parking lot.

Gojo Satoru moved, turned over, faced Momozawa Uyuki's belly, and buried his head in it.

Momozawa Miyuki only thought that this was Gojo Satoru's instinctive reaction after he was drunk. Only Yiji Jiegao, who was driving in front, saw Gojo Satoru's action and realized that it might be Gojo Satoru's intention.

As expected of Gojo Satoru, even chasing others is so refreshing and shameless.

Yidi Zhijie is enlightened.

He has followed Wujo Wu for so many years, wiped his ass behind him for so many years, and he understood Wujo Wu's mind. At this time, he understood how to assist Wujo Wu.

Yidizhi Jiegao has always been relatively stable in driving, neither fast nor slow, and does not brake suddenly, which makes people in the car feel very comfortable, and is afraid that they will accidentally trouble others by driving fast, but today Yidizhi Jiegao is like a Like a different person, he frequently slammed on the brakes in the city center.

He also apologized while not changing, and continued to brake suddenly.

Momozawa Uyuki was a little dizzy after drinking a little wine, but now he was dizzy because of Yiji Jiegao's car skills, and almost vomited out, bent over, and didn't dare to put his arms on Gojo Satoru, the whole body People are suffering to death.

Gojo Satoru is now pinched by Momozawa Uyuki with his head and shoulders, which is very comfortable, but seeing Momozawa Uyuki so uncomfortable, Gojo Satoru made another note to Yiji Jiegao.

If Yidizhi Jiegao knew that Gojo Satoru had written so many notes for him, he would be so angry that he would vomit, but now he doesn't know.

He even flattered himself that Gojo Satoru would definitely praise him tomorrow for his timely assist.

Resisting her desire to vomit, Momozawa Uyuki stopped in front of the building amid Yijijie's superb ghost-like driving skills. Momozawa Uyuki pulled Gojo Satoru's head away with one hand, opened the car door, stood outside the car, and took a breath Taking a breath of fresh air, I held back not to spit it out.

Next time, I will never take Yidichi Jiegao's car again.

Momozawa Uyuki, who had his back to the car door, did not see the eye contact between Ichichi sitting in the driver's cab and Gojo Satoru lying on the back seat.Yiji Jiegao lowered the car window, "Officer Momozawa, do you want me to carry Mr. Gojo upstairs with you?"

"This is too much trouble for you. You don't need it. You can go back first. I will treat you to dinner when I am free in a few days."

Gojo Satoru closed his eyes when Momozawa Uyuki turned around and hugged him. This time, in order to prevent the back of his head from hitting a certain place in the car, he opened his eyes, maintaining a kind of "half asleep and half awake" State, was helped into the door of the apartment unit by Momozawa Uyuki.

At this time, Yidichi Jiegao had already driven away.

Fu Heihui was still watching TV in the living room.

This morning, Momozawa Yuxue told them that he would be back very late today, so he had a makeshift meal in the evening, and when it was almost ten o'clock, there was the sound of the door being opened.

Fu Heihui put down the remote control and walked to the entrance, but saw Moyuki Momozawa carrying the drunk Gojo Satoru.

He has lived with Gojo Satoru for so many years, and he has never seen Gojo Satoru drunk.

I was puzzled in my heart, but Fu Heihui hurried over to help, and he noticed something was wrong as soon as he started.

After all, he has known the existence of conjurers since he was a child, and he also knows how to use the spell power. Don't look at the smell of alcohol on Gojo Satoru's body, but it doesn't smell like alcohol emanating from his body like ordinary people. On the body, the illusion that confuses others.

Fu Heihui, who seemed to understand something at this moment, calmly helped him to Gojo Wu's room, and took advantage of Momozawa Yuxue to go outside to pour water, "Mr. ?”

"Am I that kind of person?" Gojobu said while lying on the bed, "This is the fun between lovers. A child like you who has never been in a relationship doesn't understand anything at all."

"I don't understand, but you haven't had any other love affairs. I remember Brother Xue should be your first love. You said it so fiercely, but you actually read it from books." Fu Heihui closed it with his backhand as he spoke. He went out the door and left, just in time to bump into Momozawa Miyuki who was walking over with a water glass.

"Let me take care of him. Didn't you drink too? Let's take a rest first." Fu Heihui took the water glass brought by Yuki Momozawa, "Leave it to me here."

The author has something to say: Wutiao Wu: The son has been raised for nothing

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