God doesn't want me to be human

The bazaar is extremely lively. Small colorful flags are tied to the carts of the small vendors, which adds a joyous atmosphere to this simple and nostalgic place with the main color. All the dwarves came and went, and some dwarves were followed by various puppets to help carry things.

Lu Jia stood in a corner of the market, with a rope tied around his body, and lowered his head to listen to Orr trying to sell his human goods beside him.

"Look! What a good puppet!" Auer jumped up and pinched Lu Jia's face, making Lu Jia's face wrinkle in pain, showing Lu Jia's advanced level, "What an advanced nervous system! Huh Faith, I swear, it must have come from a master! Maybe even from the hands of Hephas!"

Lu Jia, who has no human rights, deeply feels the beauty of socialism.

Once, there was a beautiful socialist environment in front of him, but he didn't know how valuable it was. Now, given another chance, he would sing praises to socialism every day!

The dwarf standing in front of them frowned, looked at Lu Jia, and raised an objection: "He looks too thin, and he must not be able to move goods at the dock properly."

Port cargo?

What kind of magical experience is this?

Lu Jia couldn't help but said, "I think I'm a free citizen..."

"Look! He can tell jokes!" Auer actively promoted, and first laughed while hugging his stomach, expressing Lu Jia's humor.

Lu Jia: ...

Lu Jia shut up.

Fortunately, the last dwarf still did not buy him.Orr sighed and continued to wait for the buyer.

The picked puppets are not easy to sell, because they are second-hand and there is no after-sales service, and Orr does not want to sell them too cheaply.

"Obviously such a high-level puppet..." Auer glanced at Lu Jia and muttered.

Lu Jia lowered his head and concentrated on twisting his wrist to see if he could break free from the rope and run away.

A pair of exquisite buckskin boots stopped in front of Lu Jia.

"How do you sell this puppet?"

A clear and childish voice sounded.

Lu Jia raised his head, his heart was hit instantly, and he turned cute.If this is watching a video on station b, he must swipe the screen, "This is what a hunk should watch!!!", no one can stop him from swiping, no!

Amber curly short hair, big honey-colored eyes, long curled eyelashes, a small white face with a calm expression, with a cuteness that pretends to be mature, and there is a Band-Aid on the left cheek.He was wearing a white jacket, paired with brown overalls, with large and small pockets full of tools, and a large gold five-pointed star badge with a green background pinned to his waist, with the number 113 written on it.

Lu Jia's heart melted into a ball.

This is really, wow, wow, wow, so cute!

"Oh my God!" Orr seemed more excited than he was, "It's Mr. Hephaes No. 113! It's such an honor! You've actually taken a fancy to what I'm selling!"

But remembering that the puppet to be sold was picked up, not made by himself, Orr suddenly became depressed.

Despite this, Auer still enthusiastically promoted Lu Jia: "Master Hephaes, this is an excellent puppet! You only need to spend 6 gold coins, and you can take him away." Compared with before, I wanted to buy a dock worker puppet. The price quoted by the dwarf is one gold coin less.

Hephaes nodded, and took out 6 gold coins from a pocket.

Auer happily accepted it, and quickly untied the rope on Lu Jia's body.

Lu Jia was finally free.Being sold or bought for the first time, Lu Jia felt a little novel and excited—mainly because the buyer was so cute!If he was sold to the dock as a porter, he would not even have time to cry.Regarding this point, Lu Jia still had some ideas in his heart.

"Let's go." Hephaes turned and left.

Lu Jia hurriedly followed.

Following a super cute creature, Lu Jia's soul was healed.He followed behind the little boy, and couldn't help but talk: "What should I call you? Little master?"

Think about it, following the little boy and shouting "little master, little master", the little boy obediently looked back, it was simply awsl!

"Hefes. Call me Hephaes." Hephaes said with a calm expression.

Suddenly, he stopped, stopped in front of a booth, and began to carefully select materials.

Looking at a table of stone and metal blocks, Lu Jia couldn't figure out what they were used for, and just joined Hephaes to join in the fun.

"Hefes, what is this for?" Lu Jia asked, pointing to a pure black stone, having nothing to say.

Hefes took a moment to glance at the selection, retracted his gaze and continued to select, and replied: "The one who made your skeleton."

"Oh..." Lu Jia choked for a moment. Everyone here seemed to think that he was not a creature, but a puppet.But yes.

Lu Jia looked at the bustling street, and there were only dwarfs with elf ears coming and going, and there were only a few as tall as him, and they were all puppets without exception.

It would be strange not to be regarded as a puppet.

But Lu Jia thought about it, but did not clarify that he was not a puppet.

First of all, he didn't want to be arrested to study anatomy - although not necessarily, but in case!Then he can GG.

Secondly, Lu Jia still firmly remembers the third item of the system task: maintaining the identity of the human race.

Wouldn't it be silly to have a perfect fake identity now?

The witty Lu Jia tactfully admitted this identity.

"What about this?" Lu Jia continued to talk to Hephaes, who made Hephace so cute!

Can you resist teasing a cute kitten?No, Lu Jia couldn't resist talking to Hephaes either.

In the sad days of working hard for the system, Lu Jia needs a cute animal to comfort him too much.

Hefes picked out the required materials, and after paying the money, he looked up at Lu Jia, frowned and asked, "Why are you so noisy?"

Lu Jia: ...

Lu Jia did not receive comfort from the cute thing, but instead received the disgust from the cute thing.

But what to do!

Lu Jia felt that Hephace, who detested him, was also cute!

"Let's go." After shopping, Hefes gave the things to Lu Jia, and then returned to the residence.

Lu Jia followed Hephaes back with a heavy bag of materials.

They walked out of the busy market street, turned into an alley, walked for a long time along the narrow passage, finally turned back to the main road, passed a factory with a lot of smoke from its chimney, and finally came to the river and walked down the steps. , came to a thick metal round door under the bridge.

"arrive."

Hephaes stopped in front of the round metal gate, his lodgings at last.

But Lu Jia's two hands had already been scratched deeply by the bag, and Lu Jia felt that they were about to break.

I don't know what Hephaes did, the heavy metal round door opened, and there was a bit of cool wind oncoming.Inside the metal round door is a corridor, covered with many criss-crossing pipes, from time to time there are small pipes emitting a little steam.

Lu Jia felt like watching a movie.

Hefes walked in, Lu Jia hurriedly followed, and the round metal door behind him closed automatically.

Walking through the corridor, they came to an octagonal hall. There was only one dining table and one chair in the hall, and there was nothing else in the hall.On the wall of the octagonal hall, there are eight doors, all of which are closed and have a uniform style, except that the numbers 1-8 are written on the doors to distinguish them.

"Room 2 is the kitchen, and Room 8 is your room. Remember to cook for me every day." Hefes pointed to Room 2 and Room 8, then took the materials in Lu Jia's hand and sent them to Room 3. go.

Soon Lu Jia was the only one left in the hall.

Lu Jia rubbed his hands and smiled.It turned out that Hephaes was looking for the feeding officer.

But soon he stopped laughing.

Lu Jia, who entered the kitchen and prepared to show off his skills, finally woke up.

He can't cook!

As a diligent student who studies all day long to maintain his reputation as a top student, Lu Jia's instant noodles are not as fragrant as others, let alone cooking.

Lu Jia was silent for a while, and began to recall with difficulty how his mother cooked the dishes, as if, should I wash the dishes first?

In the evening, Hephaes walked out of Door No. 3, sat on the only chair in the hall, looked at the simple to crude food on the table, and picked up a fork to eat.

Standing next to him, Lu Jia waited with great anticipation for Hephaes' evaluation. It took him an afternoon and wasted a lot of ingredients to make it.

With the first bite, Hephaist paused, then continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

After eating everything, Hephaes wiped his mouth with a napkin, and gave an evaluation under Lu Jia's expectant eyes.

"It's unpalatable."

He looked up at Lu Jia, and added: "The person who designed the cooking program for you must be an idiot."

Lu Jia felt personally attacked, but he had no proof.

:)

After eating, Hephaes continued to go back to Room 3.

Lu Jia packed up the dishes and took them back to the kitchen, where he squatted in the kitchen and ate the food that had been criticized to the point where he had been criticized.

well.Life is not easy.

After eating, Lu Jia went back to his room. There was a small bathroom inside, which allowed him to wash up quickly before falling asleep, curled up in a ball.

It's been so long since time travel, but Lu Jia still wishes he hadn't time travel.

How nice the earth is, he likes it so much!

the next day.

After being disliked for his cooking skills, Hephaes packed his things and prepared to go out.

"Where are you going, Hefes?" Lu Jia asked curiously.

"It's us." Hephaes put all his things in a big tool bag and zipped it up.The little boy looks so small in comparison to the big tool bag.

"Hold it well." Hephaes pointed to the big tool bag and asked Lu Jia to carry it.

"We're going to repair Earl Rose's mansion today."

"Maintenance?" Lu Jia picked up the big tool bag, feeling that his hand would be broken today.

"Yeah. The Earl of Rose Earl's Mansion is broken and needs to be repaired." Hefes walked in front and quickly walked to the metal round door.

What's broken?

Lu Jia suspected that he was hallucinating.

"The count... is it broken?" Lu Jia asked hesitantly.

This sentence is full of flaws!

The round metal door opened, and Hefes stood at the doorway where the sunlight came in. Dissatisfied, he looked back at Lu Jia, who was struggling to carry the big tool bag, and urged, "Yes. So you move faster."

"It's too late, and the count can't fix it."