Shadow guard is an unlucky profession

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"That medicine only slows down the growth of your beard. It's three-point poisonous. I can't guarantee that it won't hurt you. But I can guarantee that if you take this medicine, I will still be your son's fourth uncle in the future." of."

"Cough." With a light cough, Xiao Jiu suddenly felt his face burn red.The fourth brother's hand was still gesticulating on his face, and the slightly cold hand calmed down his restless heart. "Fourth brother, what do you want me to do next?"

Now that you have taken this task, do it well.If it wasn't for my carelessness at the beginning, maybe I wouldn't have the opportunity to do this task.The job of the shadow guard is to guard King Yanqin. If this ledger is very important to the prince, he would not hesitate to make him sacrifice his life, let alone let him pretend to be a woman now.

"I don't know how long I will be going this time. The human skin mask is not suitable, and with Ye Lingyun's ability to crawl and fight on the battlefield, I'm afraid it will be...cough cough..."

"Fourth brother." He picked up the tea on the table and handed it to the fourth brother.

The fourth child waved his hand to indicate that Xiao Jiu was fine, and put the tea back on the table. "I will use thousands of silk to change your face. The thing is relatively thin, you can see the color of your face, and it has no flaws. It's just like a real face. It's just that it's hard to take off the thing. You'd better do it now." Just get used to it."

"Fourth Brother, you want me to wear it now?" Wouldn't that be a woman's face from now on?Can he regret quitting now?

"And you have to learn the princess's behavior and living habits." The fourth child took out various porcelain bottles from the wooden box, and the whole room immediately radiated a strong herbal smell.

"Is this smell too strong?" Not used to the smell of herbs, Xiao Jiu got up and walked to the window, wanted to open the window but thought of the fourth body, so she sat back to her original position.

The fourth child was all focused on fiddling with the things on the table, and this was a chance to try out the effect of what he made. "Princess's daily life and eating habits, I have asked Er Niang to help you collect them. There are still three months until the end of the year, and everyone will help you."

"En." With the sticky stuff smeared on her face, Xiao Jiu immediately shut her mouth and sat up straight.The fourth child patted him on the shoulder in a funny way to let him relax, only then did he let his tense body loosen slowly.

A piece of silk slowly covered the face, and then another layer was applied.The fourth child took a small knife carved from ox bone and wiped the face of Xiao Jiu carefully.

Xiao Jiu only felt itchy on his face, and then felt every touch of the beef bone knife, as if there was nothing on his face, touching his skin at close range.He felt that something had been cut off from his face, but there was no trace of pain on his face.He knew it was a disguise that was cutting his face, but every time the knife was stuck to his face, he felt that it was cutting the flesh of his face.Too real to be real.

A bronze mirror moved in front of him, and he heard the fourth child say, "Move your face, raise your eyebrows, and see if it feels uncomfortable there?"

Looking at his face in the mirror that no longer looked like his own, Xiao Jiu did what the fourth child said, and Xiao Jiu touched his face in disbelief.Nothing looks fake, every frown and smile is so real, just like sticking the skin of a ghost.His face just changed.

"The face is done, and the next thing is the voice. You can't get rid of your Adam's apple, remember to cover it with something in the future." Lao Si said while looking for something in the wooden box, and it took a long time to find it A brocade box.Open the lid and hand it to Xiao Jiu, "One a month, change your voice."

Xiao Jiu suddenly felt a little headache, looked at the fourth child with a dry smile, shook his head and refused: "Could it be that the fourth brother has forgotten what I am best at?"

"Qinggong?" The fourth child turned his head around and only thought of this. Xiao Jiu's light kung fu is the best among the shadow guards. His body is as light as a swallow and as ethereal as smoke. Because of this, Xiao Jiu is more suitable for dressing up as a woman , Deduce the light gait of a good woman.

Couldn't help but want to roll her eyes, Xiao Jiu exclaimed excitedly: "It's ventriloquist! As long as I listen to Princess Anqing's voice once, I can learn it. But these are not important, the important thing is the princess's piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I can't shake it either."

"Pfft. Cough..." I couldn't help laughing out loud, and the fourth child coughed violently, patting his chest and kicking for a long time until he couldn't breathe.He didn't mean to laugh at Xiao Jiu, it's because Xiao Jiu's piano, chess, calligraphy and calligraphy are too bad.Don't talk about anything else, just talk about Xiaojiu's chicken paw characters in which the hen stepped on the ink and ran around, which really has nothing to do with piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.Besides, although Xiao Jiu has good hearing and accurate hearing, every time he is asked to play the notes, it is absolutely useless.As for chess painting, let alone how bad it is.

The point is, this kind of thing cannot be learned in three months.Because someone really doesn't have the talent in this area.

"It's okay, it's really impossible, as long as you don't touch these things, you won't be worn." Seeing Xiao Jiu's face is not good, the fourth child quickly comforted him, but soon thought of a serious matter, "If I remember correctly, Princess Anqing seems to be good at embroidery, right?"

"It's not just good at it, it's really proficient. I remember that in February of that year, when the dragon raised its head, the princess performed double-sided embroidery with ten fingers piercing flowers in front of the imperial court. She embroidered flowers while dancing. That pair of peonies is still in the queen's bedroom." While talking and sighing, Xiao Jiu couldn't help but wonder if his prince made a mistake, is he really suitable for dressing up as a princess?

The fourth child held his chin, frowned slightly, and finally sighed, "Then as long as you touch it, then the people who will enter the mansion with you will be your own people, so there is no need to do this after closing the door. Besides, you are a princess, The Ye family won't let you embroider for them, will they?"

"Xiao Jiu!" The door of the room was kicked open heavily, and the sixth child came in from outside with many things in his arms. Seeing that the fourth child nodded at him, he slammed the door shut behind him. "Fourth brother is here! Just help me to see what suits Xiaojiu to wear."

A lot of things were thrown on the bed, including clothes, jewelry, rouge and gouache, everything for women anyway, and even a bright red bellyband.A wide variety of beautiful things piled up a bed.Looking at these things, Xiao Jiu felt his stomach twitch again. They are all going to be used by him, right?

"Where's Xiaojiu?" The sixth child's eyes turned around in the room, and finally fell on Xiaojiu's face, opened his mouth, and turned to look at the fourth brother uncertainly, "Fourth brother, Xiaojiu... Xiao Jiu's face..."

The fourth child pointed to the painting of Princess Anqing on the table, and asked triumphantly, "Does it look like it?"

"Like!" Lao Liu's eyes turned back and forth between the painting and Xiao Jiu's face, except for Xiao Jiu's body, this face alone seemed to come out of the painting. "Did I see Xiao Jiu blushing? It's just like the real face, can you pinch it?"

"Who...who is blushing?" Xiao Jiu turned her head away from Lao Liu's claws, really afraid that his face would be broken if he pinched it.

"It's more than pinching, even if you kiss, it's only on the real face."

"Really?" After hearing what the fourth child said, the sixth child hugged Xiao Jiu's face and kissed him heavily, "Fourth brother, this thing is as real as it is."

This kiss stunned Xiao Jiu.Dazedly touching his cheek and staring at the sixth child, it took him a long time to react and shout: "Your son's! Your face is the thing!"

"What did you say?" Lao Liu raised his brows, and Xiao Jiu immediately fell silent.Lao Liu snorted, pointed at the clothes on the bed, and the sound of squeezing his teeth came out again, "I am willing to kiss you. It is the blessing you have cultivated in several lifetimes, and you dare to make trouble with me. Go pick one and change it." superior."

In front of the overlord, there are no human rights.Xiao Jiu went to the bed with his head down to pick out clothes. Every piece of clothing gave him a severe pain in his stomach. so complicated?Three floors inside and three floors outside?

"Why haven't you chosen yet? Do you want me to help you?"

"No need." No need to kill him!Can the clothes chosen by this ancestor still be worn?Xiao Jiu picked out a long brocade white dress from the bed, "This is the only one."

The sixth raised his eyebrows, as if he was very dissatisfied with his choice, "Change."

Putting on clothes clumsily, Xiao Jiu clumsily tugged at this side and that side, always feeling uncomfortable.This dress is the most conservative piece on the whole bed.It was a brocade-white wrapped skirt with large lotus leaves embroidered on the hem, and a long ribbon tied around the waist, with two lotus jade pendants tied at the lower end of the ribbon.

"Sit down, I'll comb your hair, how awkward it looks." Wearing women's clothes with a man's hair in a bun is really uncomfortable.Forcibly pressing Xiao Jiu, who was still stiff all over, on the chair, Lao Liu was tossing about on his head with a comb, and still complained about how bad Xiao Jiu's hair was. "How long has it been since I washed it? It's fried like this? It's almost the same as Donglai."

These words sound familiar, Xiao Jiu rolled his eyes, his hair is not as good as a dog!Staring down at the bronze mirror that the fourth brother turned around, watching her hair being put down and then coiled up, Xiao Jiu felt strange in her heart, and only hoped that she could complete this task as soon as possible, so as not to suffer from it again.I close my eyes and don't want to look at myself in the mirror anymore, I really don't want to know how I will be ruined.

Brother Yi took the food box and walked to Xiao Jiu's room. Xiao Jiu didn't leave the room all day because of pretending to be Princess Anqing, so she was really worried.Pushing open the door, Brother Yi was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the number plate hanging outside the door, it was indeed Xiao Jiu's room, and the woman in that room was...

Looking into the room again, he saw the sixth and fourth children smiling at him.Brother Yi pointed to the woman sitting in the room, glanced at the portrait on the table, and asked in a low voice, "Xiao Jiu?"

The 'woman' nodded slightly, then turned her head aside, looking as shy as a quail.Brother Yi's eyes are wide open, this person is really Xiao Jiu, just like the one in the painting