Waste material Wen Er Shao was submerged

The navy at the head spoke of war and conditions with a face full of contempt.

This literary thing can make a group of pirates dizzy, just start a fight, why bother with a war, like a bitch.In the end, they returned without a fight, which had never happened before. A group of pirates looked at each other in dismay, and no one could figure out why there was such a situation.

When the two sides confronted each other, no one noticed that the slender figure of the shining white stern of the boat rolled over and was silently buried in the rolling sea.

***

People say that the limbs are strong and the mind is simple, although Xiao Xiong does not admit it, but at this moment he has to agree, because he just can't figure out what the gang of little boys are up to.

First, he spoke a bunch of inexplicable alien words, and then he drove the ship and ran away without seeing anyone.Wiping his big head, his grandma's, women are women, they run faster than rabbits, and he didn't snatch his wife to warm the bed.

After kicking away a group of timid men, Xiao Xiong walked towards his cabin unhappily.Because he is the boss, the cabin occupied by Xiao Xiong is very large, and the third floor of the ship is almost all his territory.

At the corner of the second floor, Xiao Xiong seemed to have heard some abnormal voice, and approached suspiciously, he was suddenly furious.It turned out that a pirate was playing hooligans. If you said you want to be hooligans, you should carry it on your back!I don't know if your boss is feeling lonely right now!

And looking at this posture, the slender man didn't want to at all, raised his foot unceremoniously, Xiao Xiong kicked the butt in front of him hard, and cursed, "Grandma Ge, the stinky butt is in my eyes."

The man who was kicked over groaned, and looked at his boss sadly. After receiving the latter's stare, he could only reluctantly get up and walk away with his tattered clothes.

After cursing again, Xiao Xiong looked at the person being molested. With just one glance, Xiao Xiong was fascinated and wanted to drool.Damn!Where did this peerless beauty come from? Look at the starry eyes slightly angry, the little figure who wants to welcome but refuses, she is just like a delicate beauty!

It's just that the beauty's expression was a little strange, her face was too pale, and finally couldn't help it, the beauty lay on the ground and vomited faintly.Xiao Xiong's heart tightened, he only thought that the beauty was frightened, and suddenly a burst of distress came to his heart.Stepping forward to help the beauty up, Xiao Xiong hugged the beauty tightly, but the big man comforted him softly, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, with me here, no one will hurt you."

The beauty got better, she chuckled lightly when she heard this, pulled Xiao Xiong's sleeve and wept secretly, "I'm seasick."

Is that the case?Xiao Xiong felt even more distressed, and scolded that bastard, his daughter-in-law was seasick and playing hooligans.If this beauty is my daughter-in-law, it will hurt to hold my hand.

Holding the beauty's hand, Xiao Xiong promised, "Don't worry, I'll make the decision for you, and I won't let you have no name or share. Don't look down on us pirates, that's a righteous thing. That bitch dares to betray you, I... I absolutely can't spare him." Although the beauty in front of him is very fond of him, Xiao Xiong doesn't want to take over, he is a brother, so he is determined not to take over his wife.

Forgot to respond to Xiao Xiong's words, the beauty gave him a strange look, and muttered, "It's different from what I expected!"

That faint glance hooked Xiao Xiong's heart, he rubbed his head foolishly, thinking silently, he must treat his wife well in the future.

***

The beauty sat in the cabin and wept until the pear blossoms were raining, and her voice attracted a large crowd of onlookers.Xiao Xiong rushed in, blasted away a group of onlookers with a rough voice, then turned around and asked the weeping beauty, "What's wrong!"

"No one wants me..." The beauty's starry eyes were slightly annoyed, and she drew circles on Xiao Xiong's chest as though complaining and sad.

The hulking man couldn't hide his anger, he pressed the beauty to his chest and was furious, "Who, who would dare not want you."

The beauty struggled out, raised her head aggrieved, "Your beard is so prickly."

After a while of moving around in a hurry, Xiao Xiong thought for the first time that he was really clumsy. Looking at the fair and smooth skin of that beauty, he was really afraid that his thick hands and feet would accidentally touch it.

The beauty pursed her lips and smiled lightly, pulling the big man in a good mood, pouting her red lips and acting coquettishly, "Xiong Xiong, do you want me!"

Even Xiao Xiong, who considers himself to be a very manly man, blushed, happy in his heart and overwhelmed on the surface.Satisfied with the big man's expression, Colonel Carter's mouth curled up into a big arc, meditating on the success of the plan, buried in his thick chest, squinting his eyes and sighing, does this strong and greasy chest feel safe?

***

Disputes could be faintly heard from the cabin on the third floor, sometimes louder and sometimes smaller, sometimes high and sometimes low.

"You are a male."

"Hu'er, didn't I tell you?"

"..."

"Why are you up there?"

"That's how I can hurt you well!"

What followed was a roar, and the pirates shrank their necks, feeling that the days ahead would be wonderful.

***

Beautiful jazz music reverberated in the room. General Scuo was leaning on his chair, beating to the beat of the music. The door was pushed open, and a second lieutenant walked in and saluted the general politely.

"General, your telegram."

General Scuo took it over and took a look, but the next second he hammered the table angrily, cursing this heartless guy.

The content of the telegram is as follows:

General, your dear subordinate, I fell in love with the beautiful pirate leader, so I bravely abandoned my rank and wandered in the ocean ever since.Of course, I will always keep your teachings in mind, and I will never set foot on your territory, so goodbye General Scuo.

enter carter

The author has something to say: extra episodes are irregular... an excuse for being lazy for a few days, sweat

81. I am your Laozi outside the episode...

My name is Wen Fan, a sophomore in Lu High School, the idiot at home said he was my father and I was his son.

I squinted my eyes, I never admitted this matter.It's not that he doesn't recognize his father, it's just that he doubts how that idiot could have such good genes.Don't say I'm narcissistic, it's true, because there is nothing I can't do since I was a child.

For this reason, I often look at another father, and tentatively say, "Actually, you are my real father!"

Dad smiled, touched my head very happily, comforted me and said, "Yes..." Then he pointed to the silly person beside him and said, "That's your mother."

Then my father and I looked at each other and smiled, the fun in it is self-evident.Seeing us laughing loudly, Dad didn't know why, he was fuming anxiously, ran over and pinched Dad's neck and growled, "Say, tell me the truth, what are you two bastards plotting?"

I sneered, shook my head and left, lo and behold, even my movements were childish.Therefore, I must not have a common cell with him, and it is even more impossible to develop from that idiot's protein.

All right!The above is purely a pastime when you are bored. It is quite interesting to watch the stupid dad jumping in anger.Of course, when I'm not bored, I know very well. To be honest, who are my parents? I've always been interested in this question. Didn't they just give me an egg cell and a sperm!It's just the grace of childbearing, there is no need to make a fuss about it.

Since I was sensible, there was always a woman who would sneak a look at me from time to time. She would look at me from a distance and never approach me, but her eyes were too dazzling, like yearning and regret.I usually ignore it, this kind of gaze just needs a little imagination, and the reason for it is obvious at a glance.

Sometimes when I am in a good mood, I will deliberately look over, and the woman immediately ran away in a panic. This situation reminds me of a word that is a guilty conscience.I don't want to explore the things of their older generation, but it's a pity that the idiot at home will always reveal a little bit unintentionally.Come and go, but I understand it thoroughly, maybe I know more than my father!

At least I know that the woman fell in love with that man later, maybe I was their child in the first place.Speaking of this, I thought a little self-deprecating, who cares who they are?It doesn't affect my life, and it's not bad to follow the idiot dad.

***

It's also a coincidence, my stupid father and I have the same birthday, I don't know when we will go to grandma's house to celebrate our birthday.

You can see the bustling family, as well as the rebellious cousin Wen Qing...

The winter this year is not very cold, perhaps due to global warming, so that there is a sweltering heat in the cold wind, and this winter is no different from early summer.Tomorrow is the so-called birthday, and the idiot dad is pestering dad for a birthday present again, and it doesn't feel tiring to come here every year.

So did the seemingly shrewd father, who actually enjoyed it. Sure enough, people in love are idiots.However, their love has been too long, it has been more than ten years.

The next day, I was pulled up early by my stupid dad, and reluctantly changed into my clothes. I sat in the co-pilot alone, turned my face out of the window, and pretended not to see those two people in the back seat. action.

Grandma was still as affectionate as ever, holding my hand and asking questions, and I responded with a smile. In front of the elders, I have always maintained a good image, except for my stupid dad.Sitting in the living room, I obviously heard Wen Qing's mocking voice, I turned my head and greeted him in a friendly manner, "Cousin, how are you doing?"

He snorted, and muttered indifferently, "Pretentious."

I raised my eyebrows calmly, but the grandma on the side couldn't stand it, and tapped the guy's head lightly, "Speak well, your skin is itchy again, isn't it?"

The uncle also came over and patted Wen Qing on the shoulder, and sighed amusedly, "I didn't expect my son to be inferior to Yashi's son."

Wen Qing glared at his father fiercely, and said eccentrically, "I just can't see someone, it's extremely hypocritical."

I continue to laugh, hypocrisy?Is this the way to survive?Thinking of Wen Qing pointing at the tip of his nose and scolding, "Put on all day long, are you tired!" I felt amused.What a rebellious period, what a man, it's just an excuse for his own fun.

When kids of the same age are playing hooligans in groups, I prefer to stay in the library and read foreign masterpieces. When boys of the same age get together to watch A/movies, I want to say that I watch all the G/movies at home. Enough, really not at all curious about that one.I almost forgot to mention that although Wen Qing is my cousin, we are about the same age. We are not only cousins, but also classmates.

So the top students in the teacher's mouth, such as me, in Wen Qing's eyes, have become a pretentious and treacherous villain. It is really helpless to think about it, this naive child.

Thinking of this, the idiot dad and dad just walked in one after the other, their crooked appearances stunned the entire room of the audience.I'm not surprised, that guy Wen Qing couldn't take it anymore, he jumped up and coughed twice, intending to retreat into the room.

This obvious approach made the idiot father very upset. He jumped up and yelled at Wen Qing's back when he went upstairs, "You son of a bitch, I will destroy you sooner or later. How dare you despise me."

Daddy hugged him dotingly, and comforted him softly, "Okay, okay, don't be like a child."

The idiot father snorted a few times, but he couldn't hide the smile in his eyes.I can only shake my head, this idiot, he is so happy to be coaxed, he is younger than Wen Qing, hey!I really don't want to admit that this is my dad.

This day passed very quickly, and I was silent in joy all the time, and the corners of my mouth were a little cramped when I smiled.I can't tell whether I like this atmosphere or I'm impatient with it. It's a relief to think about it just a few times a year, and it's a kind of enjoyment.

The days are still going on, I smiled and looked at the happy backs of my father and father, and thought silently, are they really lucky to have found each other?

Watching the sun rise and set and return every day, the sunset and sunset alternately change, and the person I care about the most is around me, so life is nothing more than this.

The sound of bickering came from the front, so listen carefully.

"Mu Fan, Mu Fan, today is my birthday."

"know."

"Press me tonight!"

"..."

"Okay ah!"

"No."

"I hate you, Mu bastard."

The voice gradually faded away, and the same content made my intestines knotted. I walked up quickly. Is there still me in their happy life?How can I be behind.

The author has something to say: Well~~~ It's officially over...

At this point, Er Shao and Mu Fan will say goodbye to everyone, and wish everyone a new year in 2012

In 2012, Yun will also work hard to write articles. The next new pit mutant is 1234. Welcome to visit us when you are free