[You who came from the stars] Female men dominate the earth

As soon as Du Minjun helped Liu Xin up, he felt something watching him, and immediately looked at the wall beside him with his sharp eyes.

Both K-129 and Xiao Baozi, who were peeping, Xiang Yu, but Qiqi was taken aback.In particular, k-129 immediately covered its "eyes" to indicate that it really didn't see anything!Thinking of being abandoned by its master, k-129 decisively dropped the little bun and disappeared completely like a whirlwind.

Du Xiangyu: "..."

Liu Xin in the room touched his waist, then got up and asked, "What's wrong?"

Do Min Joon shook his head, signaling her to continue sleeping.

After walking out of the room and closing the door, Dou Minjun immediately picked up Du Xiangyu.Du Xiangyu was originally sitting on the ground looking up at the ceiling as if counting the stars above the transparent barrier, but his back was firmly blocked against the wall.Seeing himself being hugged by Dou Minjun, he seemed to say innocently: "Oh, oh, baaaaa."

Dou Minjun glanced at the wall calmly, then picked up this unusually precocious son.In other words, it can make all kinds of animal sounds... how should it speak?With some headaches, he helped his forehead, and Du Minjun carried Du Xiangyu to the courtyard.

"Xiang Yu, what were you doing outside just now?" Du Minjun asked with a straight face.Thinking of the disharmonious night life of the son peeping at his parents outside at night... If Liu Xin knew, wouldn't he not even be able to taste the meat in the future?Be sure to correct your son's behavior.

"Oh, yo." Du Xiangyu buried his steamed bun face into Du Minjun's neck, pretending that he didn't understand what he said.

"...Actually, you can understand what Dad is saying, and you know what Dad is talking about, right?"

All Xiang Yu yawned. "Yo oh~~"

"..."

Tasted from Du Xiangyu the frustration that can occasionally be tasted from Liu Xin, Du Minjun narrowed his eyes slightly. "Xiang Yu, as a man, you must be honest, upright and brave. Of course, it's okay to be curious, but it must be based on listening to the elders..."

After Dou Minjun spoke for a long time, Xiao Baozi squinted his eyes and yawned, then moved his round buttocks, looking as if he was looking for a comfortable position to sleep.

"..." was ignored... Du Minjun stretched out his hand expressionlessly to pinch Xiao Baozi's face.Well, it does feel really good.No wonder Liu Xin pinched Xiao Baozi's face when he had nothing to do.After pinching twice like this, Xiao Baozi looked at Dou Minjun pitifully from the beginning to suddenly burst into an earth-shattering dry howl.Immediately afterwards, Liu Xin, who came out of the room to look for the two of them, pounced on Du Minjun, hugged Du Xiangyu and said anxiously: "Why are you bullying the younger by the big!"

The little bun lowered his head and pinched his face fiercely, then raised his head and cried very sadly. "Woo woo woo..."

Du Minjun who saw Xiao Baozi's movements: "..." This must be something, I have watched too many Gongdou dramas...so I said, "Don't take your children to watch Gongdou again." Du Minjun said seriously.

Liu Xin kissed the little bun's red face, and said distressedly: "Baby must be in pain, your father is such a big bastard, doesn't he know that you are still young if he hits so hard?" After kissing here, Liu Xin Turning to look at Do Min Joon. "Xiang Yu is still so young, how can I understand Gongdou, why can't I take him to watch it together? Also, what does your heavy attack have to do with watching Gongdou... Even changing the subject is so blunt. The most important thing One thing is, I will sleep with Xiang Yu in the next few days, and you... sleep in the study."

After saying these words, Liu Xin quickly turned around and walked towards the room with the little bun in his arms.She's so witty... She can hide for a long time this way.give a like.Thinking of this, the corners of Liu Xin's lips could not help but rise slightly.

Xiao Baozi was also "crying" because of "being pinched hard in the face".This made Liu Xin feel sorry for Xiao Baozi even more, and even patted him on the back to express his comfort.

But in Du Minjun's eyes, before Liu Xin turned around, the little bun who was sheltered by Liu Xin seemed to have twisted his buttocks in a demonstrative way...?

By the way, who brought Du Xiangyu who couldn't crawl well outside the room?

K-129, who was watching the movement in the courtyard by the window: ...Ya Butterfly!Hey, what does ya butterfly mean?Forget it...it's important to escape...it doesn't want to be sent to the scrap yard!

In the end, k-129, who was grabbed by Dou Minjun, said, don't send it to the scrap yard, hey, it is really innocent!You can't afford to hurt the robot who always takes the gun for the little master...

It was late at night, and after reading the second book in the study, Dou Minjun realized that it was getting late... Could it be that he really wanted to sleep in the study...?

First he lay down on the sofa in the study room, moved his seat several times, and changed his head several times, then Dou Minjun sat up straight.In other words, as the head of the family, he should fight for his own sovereignty, right?Such a thing will happen today, he should reflect on it.

……

Thinking about it this way, the sky is getting brighter.

On the other side, Liu Xin, who had a good night's sleep, got up and kissed Du Xiangyu's steamed bun face.It's a pity that Du Xiangyu, who began to subconsciously imitate his father's face with "ice cube paralysis", is not only similar to Du Minjun in temperament, but also in temperament.Xiao Baozi, who had no interest in the "mother-child love" interaction, turned over and pointed his butt at Liu Xin.

What made him sad was... the stupid mother didn't feel at all that he was too lazy to return the kiss. Instead, she stretched out her claws and pinched his ass, turning him over and kissing him several times.

"Mom is going to wash up first, wait." Liu Xin patted Xiao Baozi's buttocks again.

Although he turned over and his legs were spread apart, his buttocks were still facing the sky, but the face of Xiao Baozi who was buried under the pillow was a little red.dear or something...

After Liu Xin finished washing, he picked up Xiao Baozi, fearing that Xiao Baozi would drink StarCraft mouthwash before he was a year old, and even took out the antique "mini children's toothbrush" to help Xiao Baozi brush his teeth.Whenever this time, Du Xiangyu would frown and look extremely disgusted.If the mouthwash tastes good, he won't say much. It tastes so much like a nutrient solution, so he's not interested, okay?

Here Liu Xin is enthusiastically helping Xiao Baozi to wash up, while Du Minjun over there wakes up stiffly on the sofa.

I don't want to sleep on the sofa in the study anymore.

Another day and night.

Reminiscing about the dramas he had watched before on Earth is the only way and fun for Liu Xin to miss his home planet.

Holding the little bun in his arms, he first watched Gong Dou for a while, and when the little bun was also watching with gusto, Liu Xin smiled and kissed the little bun's face. "Mom, it's boring to watch these. Why don't we watch some animations. What should we watch..." Slowly recalling the animations he watched when he was a child, Liu Xin's eyes lit up and said, "Why don't we just watch beautiful girls?" Be a strong man!" Those clothes can be made next time for Xiao Baozi to wear as a souvenir.

Those who didn't know about mother's evil thoughts all tilted their heads to Yu and said, "...Oh?"

What is a Pretty Girl Warrior?Hearing this term for the first time, Xiao Baozi couldn't help moving his ears and looking up.Could it be that there are creatures fighting wits and courage like Niangniang in it?

Finally, after watching the scene of bobby bobby hey hoo hey hey fighting... the little bun started to crawl out with a livid face, but unfortunately he was forcibly caught by Liu Xin.

help!He doesn't want to see the beautiful girl and strong man!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiao Baozi, whose force value was -500, waved his arms to express his resistance.

Liu Xin smiled and waved the little bun's hand and said happily: "Why, Xiang Yu is also very happy to see this?"

"..." Ma Ma's face is so blue, Ma Ma, can you really not see it?

Liu Xin, who watched Little Baozi cry at the end, immediately turned off the video, "Did the fighting scene scare you? Why don't you watch something else, how about the live-action version of Barbara Little Demon Fairy?"

Liu Xin continued to fly the banner of evil.

It's just a pity that it didn't play for a few minutes, and Xiao Baozi cried again.

After changing several animations in a row that he couldn't bear to look at directly, Xiao Baozi stopped crying with a straight face.I'm so worried that I'll see something strange again... why don't I just bear it.

I won't let you go when the stupid Mama grows up.

Liu Xin, who knew nothing about his future, had no choice but to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf. On Mom's home planet, there is no child who has not seen this inspirational cartoon."

……

"Big Big Wolf, your plot will not succeed!"

"Pleasant Goat, I will come back again!!"

……

Du Xiangyu: "..."

Later, Xiao Baozi watched a whole hundred episodes with his mother and said that he only had one question, when will the sheep be eaten by wolves...or, when will wolves be eaten by sheep? !Also, dad, when will you defeat the evil mom and save him?

He wants to sleep alone!

There is also a reason for the above Xiao Baozi's inner voice, because after thinking about the actions that the head of the family should take, Du Minjun groped into the bedroom of the two of them the next night.At that time, Liu Xin was watching Pleasant Goat with Xiao Baozi in his arms, and Du Minjun lay on the bed and pulled off the quilt.

Liu Xin took a look at Dou Minjun and kicked him, "Du Minjun xi, Dou Minjun xi, hello, can you hear me? I solemnly inform you that you have been exiled!" .”

Do Min Joon moved his body and let out a soft snoring sound. "zzzz..."

Liu Xin: "..."

Putting the little bun aside, Liu Xin rushed over, "Get out, get out..."

The professor stretched out his hand to hold Liu Xin's head in a sleeping position, and let her continue to toss and turn when she couldn't hit her.

The two couples have had a lot of warm and noisy things this year, and now even Xiao Baozi is no stranger to this appearance.But... Originally, they used their buttocks to their little buns and immediately waved their arms to express: Hit, hit!Dad, you must give your strength to defeat Ma Ma, a stupid earthling!Change him out quickly!

However, the imagination is beautiful, but the ending is cruel.

In the end, Liu Xin, who wanted to argue for not steaming the steamed buns in front of the children, pushed Du Minjun out of the room.

After driving the professor out, Liu Xin clapped his hands, pretended to be very relaxed, picked up the little bun and kissed him: "Look, mom is the best."

Buns:"……"

For several days, Du Minjun went in and was kicked out immediately, and then he was able to stay in the room for a long time before hugging Liu Xin...

At this time, Xiao Baozi wriggled his little butt winkingly and crawled outside.If you don't escape at this time, when will you wait?Especially when they saw the traitor K-129 sneaking outside the door, Xiang Yu grabbed its feet.Great, "Oh hey!" I won't let you go!

K-129 twisted his body and said shyly: "Does the little master miss me too? I haven't read the little book before going to bed to the little master these few nights, and I can hardly eat fuel and sleep well."

Du Xiangyu: "..." Don't misinterpret what he meant.

Here k-129 happily put the little bun into the groove behind him and took it away with satisfaction. Over there, Liu Xin was locked in the arms of the professor and rubbed intimately. Dou Minjun would still kiss lightly. The sides of her face and the corners of her lips.

Although he doesn't want to do that kind of thing, Liu Xin still likes this kind of warmth.After a little struggle, Liu Xin narrowed his eyes slightly, turned his head and kissed back shallowly.

It's just... why did the kiss reach a place where it could be used purely for sleeping? !

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