After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Cosmic Cube, the name sounds wonderful enough.

Hilda is full of expectations for obtaining the Cosmic Cube, but she knows that if she wants to succeed in one fell swoop, she must maintain sufficient patience and wait for the best opportunity.

And today is the best time.

[Nick Fury, the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., proposed that Tony Stark conduct research on the Cosmic Cube, in order to make better use of it and prepare for future cosmic-level wars. ] Xiaolan calmly processed the cumbersome documents that were secretly obtained, and output key information to Hilda, 【Today, they will conduct a secret handover, from the original research institute that controlled the Cosmic Cube to the Avengers. 】

Hilda chewed gum: [Is it the impact of the Karel alien invasion? 】

Xiaolan: [To be more precise, it is the alien invasions that have occurred many times over the years, which has prompted those decision makers to prepare for cosmic level wars. This is very wise, but the power of the Cosmic Cube is definitely not the current Earth People can grasp it, if they accidentally touch the Cosmic Cube, it may cause more uninvited guests. 】

[This has nothing to do with us. 】

【If you didn't buy the earth, let alone live on it. 】

Hilda: "..."

She stopped chewing gum, pushed the sunglasses on her nose up to her forehead, and stared at the huge "A" in the Avengers Building not far away with her hands on her hips: 【We want to hurry up before the Cosmic Cube is delivered to the Avengers snatch it? 】

【Why rush before that? 】Xiao Lan asked back,【I don't think you can't defeat those Avengers. 】

Hilda: 【...Are you a little too confident in me?It's okay to play one or two alone, but I can't get out of it all together. 】

I don't know if it was her illusion, Hilda felt that there was a bit of ridicule in the voice of the artificial intelligence: [Although you lost your memory, your way of thinking has not changed at all...Why do we want to rob?Isn't it good to outsmart?I can modify all the surveillance and video for you. If you can hide from the eyes of the Avengers, then no one will know that you took the Cosmic Cube. 】

Hilda was lost in thought, she had indeed overlooked this point: artificial intelligence may be the best cheating device in the world, if she can sneak into the Avengers Building, and then quietly take away the Cosmic Cube, then...but how to hide from revenge What about their eyes?This is a problem. After all, most of them have experienced many battles and have keen consciousness. She can't guarantee that they won't disturb each other...

Hilda leaned on the railing, looked at the Avengers Building with her face up, and suddenly remembered a wonderful character.

"...the devil." She whispered, "Crowley."

This name seems to have magic power. When she pronounced it, she felt something twisted in the air and spread in one direction, which invisibly triggered a series of power fluctuations—it was not just a name, This is a secret summoning door.

Black smoke suddenly appeared beside Hilda, and the artificial intelligence was still calmly computing in the data world, but even he felt something unusual happened here.

"I'm very happy to serve you, my lady." The devil in leather bowed slightly, solidified from the smoke, and the huge black wings spread out from behind him, only opened for a second, and then he ruthlessly retracted .

Due to the rapid movement, several black feathers slowly fell from Crowley's wings.Hilda couldn't help looking at those wings, and the demon followed her gaze and looked at them, and coughed lightly: "Sorry, I lost a lot of feathers in the recent moulting season—" He suddenly seemed like Realizing something, he picked up a piece, and handed it to Hilda as if it was a remedy after a dead end, "Maybe you want one as a souvenir? Although this is indeed a bit strange to me, I know that human beings do have a habit of collecting feathers—— "

"No, I don't have such a habit, thank you." Hilda immediately refused, "I just didn't expect mythical creatures to shed their hair."

"Of course," Crowley said. "And demons and angels who shed so much that they end up bald. You know, God loves everyone, whether they're bald or not."

Hilda: "...But I don't want to discuss baldness with you here."

He blinked: "Actually, I just want to say, if your wish is not to be bald, then I can help you achieve this little wish."

She touched her hair subconsciously: "No, I don't have such troubles."

"Well, lucky ghost." Crowley muttered in a low voice, shrugging his shoulders, "Now let me hear your wish, Miss Hilda, I will be more than happy to serve you, no matter what your wish is, Good devils can help you achieve—"

"Then help me get the Cosmic Cube."

"—Except for the Cosmic Cube." Crowley turned around at a high speed, narrowly avoiding it.

Hilda raised an eyebrow: "Why?"

"Please," he couldn't help complaining, "things like the Cosmic Cube are not just troublesome, this thing itself is a huge trouble, and no ordinary demon would want to touch it Thing, paying myself for a wish? I'm not that stupid."

Hilda stopped entanglement: "Then you help me entangle the Avengers, and I will go get the Cosmic Cube myself."

Crowley: "...this..."

Hilda: "Shouldn't this work too?"

He coughed, and his vertical eyes tightened slightly: "Maybe you overestimated my strength, I mean-I'm just an ordinary demon, a very ordinary kind. I can't beat a superhero."

That's not the truth of course, the fact is that Crowley couldn't be involved in something so obvious.In order to stay in the human world, he needs to be careful not to attract unnecessary attention, but those superheroes, as far as he knows, there are several forces secretly watching them, they seem to be living in Under the spotlight, if he gets involved, his current life will be completely over, and he may be traced to his long-standing actions, which may even involve Aziraphale.

"This doesn't work, and that doesn't work either." Hilda couldn't help but rolled her eyes and waved her hands at him, "Forget it, let's go, I don't need a demon who can't fulfill my wish."

The red-haired demon tried to save the demon's reputation: "Don't you have any other wishes? For example, want to get rich overnight? This car is not yours, right? If you want, I can help you get a lot of money The money that allows you to easily buy a sports car, or do you prefer a mansion? The money I give you is enough for you to spend as much as you want until you grow old—”

"No," Hilda shook her head, "I just want the Cosmic Cube."

Crowley: "..." It's been a long time since such a stubborn client insisted on not cooperating with the work.He quietly rolled his eyes, suppressed his unhappiness, took a deep breath, and said in an indifferent manner as much as possible: "Then I can't help it, boss—I mean, this is beyond my ability scope."

Hilda: "Don't you know magic?"

Crowley crossed his arms: "If you need me to use magic to conjure you an imitation Cosmic Cube, I can indeed do it."

"I need you to help me get the Cosmic Cube." Hilda stretched out a finger and shook Crowley lightly, "Believe me, I am a person with few wishes. If you miss this opportunity, I can't promise when I'll think of you again, you don't like the feeling of having a rope around your neck, do you? Free demon?"

Crowley stared at the girl in front of him through the sunglasses: "...I can wait for you to die. For me, human life is just a moment of a finger."

"Unfortunately," she spread her hands and smiled provocatively, "I am not human, just like you, I have a long life."

Crowley: "..."

At this moment, many thoughts turned in the devil's heart.Finally, he slowly crossed his arms and made a final decision: "What is the specific plan? I have to listen before I can make a final decision."

"First of all, use magic to change my appearance, so that I can become another person in the eyes of others." Hilda said, "Secondly, I need a fake Cosmic Cube, and finally..." She hesitated , "I have no idea yet, but as long as I get the Cosmic Cube, you can get rid of me completely. And, I promise, you won't get into any trouble."

The devil chose to believe Hilda's words.

This is the biggest mistake he made.

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, in the lobby on the first floor of the Avengers Building, the lady at the front desk received a few strangely dressed visitors as usual. Since the establishment of the Avengers, there have been an endless stream of such visitors. They come from all over the world. Get up close and personal with superheroes here.

The job of the front desk staff is to send these visitors away one by one with the cooperation of security and staff.

The two visitors in front of me, one is wearing a leather jacket and trousers, with unruly red hair fluttering in the wind, wearing a pair of weird sunglasses, walking as if the lead singer of a rock band is about to drop the microphone, the other pushed the sunglasses on top of his head, Short T-shirt, high-waisted denim, wearing a windbreaker, ready to play cool at any time, the two swaggered up to her, and the red-haired one immediately lay on the front desk, as if his spine had been removed——

"Hey miss, we want to go upstairs and meet the superheroes."

The lady at the front desk remained calm, and her business smile remained unchanged: "Okay, sir, but you may need to wait in line, let me take a look." She glanced at the numbers that did not exist on the computer, pretending to be surprised, "Oh, sir, Maybe you have to wait a long time, there are 965 of the same visitors ahead of you."

The devil wouldn't believe such a lie: "Then let's jump in line." He leaned forward menacingly, "We're in a hurry."

The lady at the front desk touched the siren with one hand under the stage: "Sorry, sir, we don't have this service."

The red-haired demon pulled down his sunglasses, revealing those golden snake eyes, and snapped his fingers at her: "You have it now."

A look of confusion flashed across the front desk lady's face. She put down her hand and showed a formulaic smile: "That's right, welcome to the Avengers Building."

The devil raised his eyebrows slightly, and smiled at Hilda who was standing beside the cos sculpture.

"Good job." She nodded. "I'm very satisfied."

Crowley: ...?