After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Hilda barely opened her eyes from sleepiness.

In the darkness, a small screen of light illuminated Bruce standing on the head of the bed with a helpless face. She blinked hard and looked at him casually, showing a puzzled expression: "...Bruce?"

Bruce pointed the phone screen at her and said softly, "Honey, your phone just rang. Do you want to answer the call?"

Hilda showed a painful expression, she turned over on the bed, covered her head with a pillow, and pretended she didn't hear anything.

Because no one answered, the phone was hung up, and the light on the phone screen went out.

Bruce breathed a sigh of relief in the dark, but before he could put his phone on the bed, Penguin dialed the phone again, the screen brightened up, followed by loud music.

Bruce did not press mute, but looked at the bulging figure under the quilt inquiringly: "...Hilda?"

Hilda's voice muffled from under the pillow: "...you can answer it for me."

Bruce looked at the phone in his hand silently. At this moment, his mood was a bit complicated. He didn't know whether he should really follow what she meant, and at Wayne Manor at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he and Penguin called "Hilda's boyfriend" An electronic call in the identity of Bruce Wayne.

After all, this is too weird.

He clicked answer after deliberation, and before he could speak, the irritable voice of the penguin over there came from the phone:

"Why didn't you answer my call just now? Hilda Walker, I paid so much money to hire you, and even helped you do so many embarrassing things, not because I called you when I needed it, and you refused directly Take it!"

Before the other end of the phone could speak, the Penguin changed the subject again, and handed himself a step: "...But forget it, I am a magnanimous boss, and I will forgive you this time. Where are you? Come quickly Iceberg Club, and I'll take you to a party—there's work to do tonight."

Batman never imagined that Bruce Wayne could easily get the information he needed to fiddle with in Bat East for a long time from his girlfriend's phone.

He was in a complicated mood, and he couldn't help clearing his throat: "...Hello?"

Penguin impatiently wanted to ask Hilda, "Hey, what are you doing?" Then he realized that the voice on the other side was wrong. He quickly guessed something with his clever mind, and couldn't help but fell into an awkward silence on the phone: "... "

He tentatively said, "...Bruce Wayne?"

"It's me, Mr. Copperpot," Bruce whispered.

Penguin suffocated: "...Oh, ah, this...cough cough, that...I'm sorry...did I disturb you by accident...?"

His voice became inexplicably heavy: "I hope your body is fine, Mr. Wayne."

Bruce: "..." The Penguin is the Penguin, he said coldly, the idea is really dirty, it seems that Hilda has a "credit" for becoming like this!

Although Penguin has already been convicted, Baby Bruce's voice is still very gentle: "...No, sir, I think you have misunderstood, Hilda is actually asleep, I don't want to wake her up I took the liberty of answering your call."

"...I see." Coppert was dubious about this explanation, "So...maybe, Hilda is in Wayne Manor now?"

Bruce acquiesced.

"Okay," Penguin said with a gloomy expression, he took a mobile phone, and walked two steps in his gorgeously decorated office, "...Maybe this is a bit offensive, but can you please wake up Hilda ?”

"Hilda's asleep," Bruce repeated, clearly in refusal.

"Mr. Wayne," the Penguin immediately bared his fangs—he was not afraid of Bruce Wayne, the little boy, "I respect you, but that doesn't mean I will tolerate it unprincipled. I recruited Hilda Walker Be my bodyguard, now I need her to work for me, this is a completely legal request. I am sorry if you are unfortunate enough to be disturbed by me... Coppert is willing to provide you with all medical services, but now, please let Xi Erda to answer the call."

"Mr. Coppert," Bruce said with a hint of coolness in his voice, "do you have any misunderstandings about the Wayne family? Why do you think I let my girlfriend do such a hard but low-paying job?" ?”

"Haha, young man," Coppert laughed twice, "I have no hostility towards Wayne, you are Hilda's lover, and I am Hilda's loyal friend, I don't want Hilda Da is torn between us—as for work, maybe you can ask Hilda herself for her opinion instead of making decisions for her here."

"..." Bruce looked heavily at Hilda who was lying on the bed. At some point, Hilda had half-opened her eyes, as if she hadn't woken up yet.

She turned sideways and reached out to Bruce: "...Baby? Is it Penguin's phone?"

"Yes." He whispered, and then handed the phone into her hand.

Hilda took the phone, sat up reluctantly, the quilt slipped from her shoulders, and a large piece of snow-white skin with red marks was shown in front of Bruce's eyes indifferently.

He silently looked away.

She yawned: "Hello? Boss, what do you want from me?"

"Go to work," said the penguin.

"Okay," Hilda pressed her temples, "after all, you paid for it."

A smug laugh came from the other end of the phone.

"But—" one yard at a time, she dragged out her tone, glanced at Bruce, and her tone suddenly sank, "Did you just fuck my man?"

Penguin: "...?"

A faint smile appeared on Bruce's face.

Hilda: "Do you want to die?"

His tone rose sharply: "—Hilda Walker, do you know who you are talking to??"

"Of course I know." She yawned, "You, on the other hand, don't seem to know who you're talking to."

Penguin: "You——!"

"Maybe you prefer to take your group of useless bodyguards to face possible dangers?" Hilda leaned back against the pillow, looked at Bruce, patted the place next to her, and signaled him to lie back with her eyes.

As she wished, Bruce pulled back the quilt, slowly sat beside her, and then turned on the lamp.

"——I heard that Batman has been eyeing you recently, dear Oswald," Hilda kissed the obedient boyfriend as if rewarding him, wrapped her arms around his shoulders, and wrapped him in her arms, while casually addressing him. The penguin on the other end of the phone said, "What should I do? Is there anyone in Gotham who can help you? Oswald? Oh, I thought of it, maybe you can ask Superman from Metropolis, haha, that kind hearted Aliens in your world might be willing to rush in and take on Batman for you - how touching!"

"..." Penguin gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice, "What do you want? Hilda."

"Give my lover enough respect, Oswald," said Hilda. "It's easy, isn't it?"

"Are you kidding, Hilda?" he said in disbelief. "I thought you were just playing with him."

"Nonsense." She flatly denied it, and couldn't help but cast a glance at Bruce who was listening, "...don't judge others by yourself, I've been very sincere about this relationship from the beginning to the end, I'm not pursuing Bruce for some superficial reason, it's purely Because I have pure love for him."

Penguin: "..." I believe your evil!You can change your face so fast!Hilda Walker!

However, the situation is stronger than people, he swallowed this breath, and remembered this enmity.

Penguin has always been able to bend and stretch, which is known throughout Gotham.

"Well," he said, "I'm sorry, after all, I forgot that he was the man you loved the most. Pass on my apologies to Mr. Wayne."

"So—" he said coldly, "can you rush from Wayne Manor to the Iceberg Club now, and escort your poor boss?"

"Of course," Hilda nodded, "I will also drive a good car to meet your escape needs."

"That's a strategic retreat!" Penguin growled.

He hung up the phone.

Hilda was fully awake, she threw the phone aside, let go of Bruce, and lifted the quilt to get out of bed.

"Hilda..." Bruce held her hand with a gloomy expression, "It's so late, do you really want to go out?"

"Yes, baby," Hilda reassured her boyfriend, "It's normal to work a little bit to earn money to support the family."

Bruce: "Actually, you don't have to work so hard..."

"For you, why not work a little harder?" She got off the bed with a smile, not caring about her naked body, picked up the nightgown that had fallen on the carpet, put it on her body smartly, and tied it up, "Actually, that's fine, I'll go back quietly, Alfred and the others will never know that I spent the night with you last night."

Bruce: No, it doesn't have to be until tomorrow morning, everyone already knows the fact.

"Oh yes honey," she asked, turning, "may I borrow one of your cars?"

"Of course." He nodded, completely giving up on reminding her that she didn't have a driver's license—it was useless anyway.

He got out of bed and walked towards Hilda, hugged her, and said softly, "I'll take you out."

——What a gentle and considerate wife... Ah no, boyfriend.Hilda wanted Bruce to sleep well without going downstairs, but she also struggled to hope that he could send her downstairs.In the end, she succumbed to her true thoughts and acquiesced to Bruce's farewell.

Quickly went back to the room and changed her clothes. In order not to wake up Afu and Jason, Hilda dragged Bruce to tiptoe in the dark, and carefully went down the stairs under his leadership.Bruce turned on the phone screen, found the car key in the living room with the faint light, handed it to Hilda, then hugged her, walked carefully to the door, and opened the door of Wayne Manor.

The moonlight was bright and bright, illuminating the courtyard of Wayne Manor.She turned her head, hooked Bruce's neck, and kissed him goodbye.

"Honey," she whispered, "can I come back to sleep when I'm done with work?"

"Do you want to come back?" He lowered his voice and stared at her deeply.

"Of course!" Hilda emphasized. "I haven't said goodbye to Mr. Pennyworth yet, and I don't want him to have a bad impression of me—maybe I can sneak back before he gets up."

Bruce smiled lowly, and wrapped his arms around her waist very cooperatively: "Of course...call me when you come back, and I will quietly go downstairs and open the door for you."

Hilda: How exciting!

She nodded quickly and promised: "I will definitely come back as soon as possible..." Then, she hesitated again, "Then you can't sleep well? Or, you can open the window of the bedroom later, and when I come back, Climb up by yourself." She completely forgot about going back to the guest room, and Bruce didn't correct her.

He just kissed the tip of her nose: "Well, my Romeo."

He watched Hilda trot all the way into his sports car, her ponytail swaying lively in his eyes, she turned her head and waved goodbye to him, then started the engine and left Wayne Manor, heading for the swampy city of Gotham.

Bruce's expression gradually became gloomy, the moonlight fell on his nightgown, and it was a bit cool. He turned his head and pushed the door of Wayne Manor again.

Alfred stood on the high stairs, holding a lamp, and looked at him questioningly: "Master?"

"Ah Fu," he nodded slightly, "Get ready, now is Batman's time."

"So," Alfred nodded clearly, and said in a subtle tone, "Batman is going to see Miss Hilda who just parted with Bruce Wayne?"

Bruce paused.

There seems to be nothing wrong?