After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Jason Todd is in a good mood today.

Speaking of which, it's all thanks to a rich fool who dared to park his luxury car in the streets of Gotham's East Side and gave him four wheels for nothing. Jason really hasn't met such a fat sheep for a long time.So when he happily rolled the pried tire all the way in the sunset, he almost felt that he was the luckiest person in the world.

However, his luck today is not destined to end here.

——Just when he sold all the car wheels he had accumulated recently in order to prevent long nights and dreams, and was happily wandering around the crime alley, he was lucky enough to find an unattended car parked in the alley again. "Luxury car".

That black, tech-savvy car wasn't one of those beautiful but useless sports cars he'd pried past, and he'd bet it had the same weapons and gear as the arsenal of Gotham's top gangsters. .

- The legendary Batmobile.

As a Gotham native, Jason is no stranger to Batman.For a long time, this name has been spread among the streets and alleys of Gotham, homeless and gang leaders, and it has almost become a nightmare covering all villains.When Jason was young and ignorant, he also tried to find the huge bat projection in the sky in the window nailed by the wooden board, hoping that Batman would come to save him.However, since his mother was seriously ill and he started to live outside, this childish fantasy was completely abandoned by him.

He's never seen Batman.Even if he is real, it loses meaning to Jason.Because he's grown up, he no longer needs Batman's rescue.

and so--

He looked at the Batmobile in front of him, stretched out his hand to touch the hood, and picked up his good partner—the crowbar without hesitation.

If possible, Jason even wanted to steal this car together, which would be considered a fulfillment of his childhood dream, but unfortunately everyone knew that was impossible, so he could only steal the four wheels of the Batmobile and take the opportunity to earn money. Just leave with the last one.

The wheels of the Batmobile are indeed more difficult to remove than other cars. Jason is so busy that he doesn't know that just a few streets away, the lucky owner of the Ferrari who started his day has checked out the waif who stole the wheels nearby. With accumulated anger, he searched the streets non-stop, planning to settle accounts with him.

Just when he managed to remove the third wheel, the owner of the Batmobile stood quietly behind him.

He was almost not scared to death by the other party!

——If I knew it earlier, I wouldn’t be so greedy.He thought angrily, even if he just pried off one wheel and left, wouldn't it be much better than prying several times and being caught on the spot?

Of course, Gotham Boys will never succumb to fate easily.He picked up the crowbar and swung it at Batman, and then fled, hoping to rush out of the alley and hide in a safe place-

One step, two steps, three steps... the dawn is ahead!Jason is getting closer and closer to the alley!He ran out of the alley—

Then he was grabbed by the collar, and he was dragged back a few steps abruptly.

"Batman, you can't do it." The person who grabbed him sneered, and his mouth was mocking, "Can't even catch a child?"

He jumped up angrily and bumped into the opponent's nose—then he was knocked down to the ground by the opponent's hand covering his head. He was unprepared for a while, Jason's nose hit the stone brick, and it was sore, he let out a "woo" He covered his nose and shed physical tears.

Tears blurred his vision, but it cleared Jason's mind: he finally remembered who the female voice was!It's the big devil who lives downstairs!The woman who lived with the Walkers!Hilda Walker's notoriety is obviously better for the guys living in the neighborhood than the urban legend of Batman.After all, Batman doesn't come to you for a little bit of theft, but Hilda Walker will literally beat you up and take all your money for witnessing something like this.

hateful!Why... He obviously didn't mess with this guy, why did she still beat him? !

He wanted to secretly stare at this woman, and then met Hilda's horrified expression that was half a smile.

Jason froze: "!" Weak, innocent and pitiful.jpg

Batman watched them silently: "He's just a kid."

"Yeah, a kid who can pry other people's tires." Hilda said coldly, completely unaware that the stinky kid in front of her was the boy who lived upstairs from her and was even praised by her for his good eyes.

Unconvinced, Jason wiped away his tears, stubbornly and angrily said: "Why did you hit me, I didn't manage to pry the tires of the Batmobile at all!...Are you trying to show Batman? But I don't know if you and Batman has a leg! If I knew, I wouldn't pry it!"

Jason: I can bend and stretch. If you get caught by Batman, you don't have to be beaten, but if you get caught by Hilda Walker, you will definitely get beaten!

"Bah!" It was fine if he didn't say that, but when he said that, Hilda's anger rose instantly. She had never been so angry before, not only because of the delay in finding Bruce, but also because, in order to find Jason , She almost ran all over half of the Eastern District, and the accumulated anger made her want to smash this kid.

"Who told you that I had an affair with Batman! Brat, don't spread rumors! I have a boyfriend! — Damn! The more you talk about it, the more angry I get," she grabbed Jason's collar and shook it vigorously, "You Do you know, because of you, I lost my boyfriend!"

Batman paused.

Jason was dizzy from being shaken, and was momentarily stunned to hear her accusation.

His brain froze: "I, I haven't killed anyone—"

Hilda was stunned, and couldn't help but stop what she was doing: "...?"

Then she reacted, a little speechless: "Who said you killed someone! You stole my car tire!"

Jason tentatively guessed: "...Then the car failed halfway through the drive? Your boyfriend is gone? It's impossible—I usually pry off all the tires. How can the car drive away without the tires?"

Hilda: "It's because you stole my car tires, so I couldn't drive to meet Bruce. I lost an important opportunity to confess, and he didn't become my boyfriend. Do you understand what I mean?! "

Batman: "..."

Jason: "..."

He thought about it blankly, and after a moment, he was shocked: "FUCK! That Ferrari that was randomly parked on the street before is yours?! I don't know - no wonder no one came out to grab the tires with me!"

Finally realizing what was going on, his face turned pale immediately, tried his best to hide his panic, stared at Hilda stubbornly and said: "...I have already sold the wheel, if you want to hit you, hit you!" He deserves it.Jason actually wanted to say that it was impossible and he would steal a few wheels for her to replace in the future, but he thought it would be too difficult to achieve, so he just shut up.

Hilda had a cold face, feeling that the boy was provocative: "...Do you think I dare not hit you?"

Jason still had that stubborn and uncooperative expression: "I didn't!"

Hilda, who didn't intend to hit the child at first: her fist was hardened.

"Okay." Batman's hoarse voice came from the alley, "You might as well let him find a way to get the tires back intact - I think this punishment will impress him more than a beating." profound."

Jason: "!!!" Batman, you are so ruthless! !

Hilda narrowed her eyes, observed Jason's terrified expression, smiled, and loosened his collar: "Yes, that's right! I don't hit children, kid, give me back my car tires That's good, how about it, am I being kind?"

Jason opened his mouth, thinking of the tire dealer who buys car tires at a low price but sells them at a high price, as if he had a premonition of what kind of miserable situation he would encounter with the money he saved so hard, his face turned pale, and he regretted why he was so quick Sell ​​the tire today: "...you kill me."

Hilda: "???"

She looked at Jason in disbelief: "...Hey! Are you right? Brat, just pay a tire, and I didn't hit you, so why did you die??"

Batman, who was quietly observing all this, suddenly said: "Because for him, it will cost more to redeem the tires. And he can't guarantee that the tires will always be waiting for him in the black shop."

Jason: I know you still fuck me like this!Batman you are not human!

Hilda was thoughtful: "Oh? Is that so... Then what should I do? Let's forget it..."

Jason raised his head suddenly, his eyes lit up: "Really?!"

"Beautiful thinking!" Hilda's face changed instantly, and then she seemed to realize something suddenly, looked suspiciously at Batman, then at Jason, "...I said, are you two playing me?" Bar?!"

Batman said quietly: "He just pried the tires on the Batmobile."

"That's right," she looked at Jason, "...even dared to touch the Batmobile-I must say, I'm starting to appreciate you a little bit, kid."

She looked at Jason with a puzzled expression: "Wait, why do I feel like I've seen you before?"

- Nonsense, I will live upstairs from you.Jason thought.

He looked at Hilda cautiously: "Maybe it's because I have a public face."

"...do you think I look like a fool?"

Hilda raised the boy's face, and looked around for a while like shopping for vegetables: "Wait, what's your name? Tao Zhe?"

Jason was very reluctant and replied in a low voice: "Todd. Jason Todd." It's not that he doesn't want to lie, the problem is that they live so close, the chance of overturning the car is too high!Might as well just tell the truth.

She remembered: "—ah, you are that kid with pretty eyes."

Hilda was silent for a while, then let go of him: "Okay. Listen, I can let the past go, as long as you can do one thing for me."

"What's the matter?" Jason said warily.

"I may not be in the East End very often recently-don't you live upstairs from me? Help me make sure that the Walker sisters are safe. If they encounter anything-such as threats or enemies come to the door, you have to promptly Report to me, how about it?"

"You mean, let me be your eyeliner?" Jason asked after pondering for a while.

Hilda: "...if you must say so, well, it's eyeliner."

Jason nodded happily: "Yes, I will definitely be the best eyeliner in the world!"

"Yeah." She nodded and motioned him to stand up, "That's it."

"You just let him go?" Batman interrupted suddenly.

Jason immediately looked like a cat that had been provoked, his hair all over, and he stared at him very vigilantly.

"Otherwise?" Hilda didn't understand what Batman meant, "I can't hit it—when he returns the tires to me intact, my car will rot on the street, so it's not as good as my car." Ask for it yourself."

"There's a boarding school around here," he said without answering her question, "—Mrs. Gunn's School for Boys."

Hilda fell silent. "...Whoah," she looked at Batman in wonder, "you're sending him to school? You're such a scary guy."

Jason stared at Batman in horror: "!" He jumped up suddenly, turned around and ran out of the alley, turning and disappearing.

"...he was scared away by you," Hilda said to Batman.

He didn't want to pay attention to her words—no matter how the little boy ran, he could find him anyway: "The problem is not him anymore, Walker, it's you."