After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Hilda always felt that there was something wrong with Gotham today.

Obviously, everything went as usual yesterday, but today, the whole city is filled with a subtle sense of tension, as if someone has sounded the alarm throughout the entire city, causing everyone to be a little nervous.

--No way?She asked herself in her heart, I am also the lord of the earth after all, could it be possible that if I take a random day to live broadcast, there will be some big event in the future?

She asked Xiaolan to see if something happened, and at the same time patched up the subsequent shooting: "...I always feel that today's Gotham is different from usual, maybe it's aliens invading brother Tan it."

【Aliens can't even think about invading Gotham】

【Humiliate the aliens】

[I believe it!The guy who robbed just now didn't look like an earthling!Is it an alien]

【Isn't that extra actor wearing a hood just now...】

【God is wearing a hood】

[Just came back from Google, the one just now was Gotham's local criminal killer Crocodile, a mutant person]

[This celebrity is actually deceiving!Shock! 】

[Mutants are indeed the source of social evil! 】

[I reported it upstairs, everyone said it was a mutant, not a mutant, okay?]

[Is it just me and everyone who have different concerns? I think the way Hilda said this looks very much like holding her respect in advance.]

【Hahahahahaha】

……

Dick just looked at his mobile phone, and the news of Killer Crocodile being arrested was overwhelming, but it was strange that no one went to find out how Killer Crocodile escaped from prison, which made Dick have a bad premonition, and he quietly connected to the intranet of the Batcave, as expected Got the piece of information he wanted.

——Arkham collective escape.

Dick gasped for breath.

He looked at Hilda, and his first reaction was that it was very dangerous outside, and the live broadcast should be stopped immediately—after all, the several places Hilda chose to visit were very dangerous.

He knew that Hilda was a mutant, and the fact that she easily knocked out the killer crocodile just now proved that her strength was by no means what she showed in the show before, but the lunatics in Arkham were not ordinary villains , especially clowns... Just thinking of clowns makes Dick's heart tighten.It can be said that it was the Joker who caused the departure of the first Robin, and he even almost killed Dick.

The Joker is always on the lookout for Batman, and if he finds out...

Dick looked at Hilda: "...Actually, I also feel that something is wrong, why don't we suspend the live broadcast for a while?"

Hilda was a little confused, and Xiaolan told her that Arkham had escaped from prison collectively, but in fact she couldn't feel any direct feelings about the news... Arkham had escaped from prison collectively, so what?Is there anyone with a higher force value than her?No, she just shoots normally, no matter how messed up Gotham City is by these lunatics, to her, Gotham today is orderly and extremely peaceful!

So the stubborn Hilda hesitated for a while, and said decisively: "No need. As I said, I will show you a real Gotham, although today's Gotham may be a little... less safe than usual, But trust me, we'll have no problems."

Dick: "..."

He hesitated to speak, to be honest, although his purpose from the beginning was to surprise him by bumping into Bruce during the live broadcast (although this is actually unlikely to happen), but if he comes out to arrest Arkham now A group of villains, Batman, ran into him, the ex-Robin who not only didn't come to help, but was here to record the live broadcast with Bruce Wayne's girlfriend...

...Will he really not be blacklisted by Batman?

Although his heart was very heavy, Dick still took pleasure in imagining how he would unfortunately meet Batman later - he could already see Batman's cold "disapproval" eyes.

……Ugh.

Hilda stopped. She glanced at the building not far away, then turned her head to look at the camera: "Let me introduce to you, this unique building is a very famous entertainment venue in Gotham. During the day You can eat here, and there will be special performances in the restaurant. You can also relax and entertain for a while at night, drink and listen to gossip. It is a good place for entertainment. The security is good, as long as you don’t cause trouble inside, nothing will happen question."

Dick looked up and glanced in the direction Hilda was pointing.

...Hey guys, Penguin's Iceberg Restaurant.

He twitched the corner of his mouth: Listen to gossip?Yes, if the news from the underground world, which is enough to make ordinary people fight each other, is "gossip".

"However, we won't go in now. After all, it's not time to eat. Maybe we will try the special food here at night?" Hilda said, "Actually, I quite like the restaurant..."

"Bam—"

An explosion cut her off.

Immediately afterwards, there was continuous shooting, mixed with cursing:

"...Damn it! You bloody lunatics—"

Immediately afterwards, there was a section of swearing with Gotham local characteristics, which was so dirty that it made people dumbfounded.

Hilda: "..."

She reached out and covered the radio with a blank expression, hoping to prevent the audience from hearing this swearword that ruined the image of Gotham city.

【...Fuck】

【...I thought I was good at swearing, but I lost, my vocabulary is so lacking】

[Stunned, it really is a city with "simple folk customs"]

[Thank you broadcaster, I didn’t wear earphones, and I’m already being beaten up]

Hilda tried to save: "...We Gotham people are very civilized, this may be an outsider, ha ha."

While speaking, the voice of swearing cursed from far to near, jumped out from the smoke around the corner, dodged a wave of attacks, and locked on to Hilda standing here in the next second.

Hilda had a bad premonition in her heart.

"Hilda!" The voice became flattering in an instant. The short, fat man in a suit moved towards Hilda nimbly, and he almost burst into tears, "My dearest friend——"

His dearest friend looked at him expressionlessly, as if looking at a dead person: "Who are you? You must have mistaken someone."

Penguin anxiously said: "Now is not the time to joke!"

"Who's kidding you?" Hilda asked back, "I've never met you, you're not from Gotham, are you?"

Oswald true Gotham native Cobbot with question marks all over his face: "???"

When he saw the camera, he understood something instantly: "...I seem to have really misidentified the person."

"You're not from Gotham either." Hilda said firmly.

"..." Oswald held back, showing a hypocritical smile, "...That's right, I'm not from Gotham, I'm from Brudhaven, and you've seen it all!"

Standing aside Dick who is already stationed in Bludhaven: ...fuck you!

【? ? ? 】

[Hello?Do netizens look so stupid? 】

【So it’s not from Gotham, I’ll just say it】

[Ben Brudhaven was suddenly cueed]

【...Some people really believe it, sorry, there are fools among us】

Behind him, the gun-wielding enemy had already arrived and shot the Penguin a few times. He reacted quickly and immediately hid behind Hilda, pulling her to block bullets for himself.

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help! ! ! ! ! 】

【Be careful! ! ! 】

Hilda stretched out her hand to block the bullets. The metal hit her palm, making a muffled sound, and then fell to the ground.

【………………………………】

[Am I dazzled? 】

【I'm mad】

【Is it a special effect】

【Did you forget that she is a mutant】

[Mutants aren't bodies of steel, are they?She is not Superman! 】

Dick stared at Hilda with wide eyes.

Hilda turned her head and looked at the camera. Her expression was a little heavy. After a moment of silence, she said in a tone of believe it or not: "...This is the arrangement for recording the script."

A large number of ellipses appeared in the message area.

【Hehe, I pretended to believe it】

[I also pretended to believe it]

【I just want to see how long she can persist with this explanation】

"Miss Walker," the gun-wielding leader was wearing a strange green suit, and smiled politely at Hilda, obviously a little afraid of her, "I'm sorry to disturb you, but I'm just dealing with me and Penguin A little personal matter, if possible, could I trouble you to move? This neighborhood is not safe, you know, I am very worried about disturbing you."

Penguin sneered: "Are you kidding, Hilda won't—"

Hilda took a step back, exposed him to the Riddler as if nothing had happened, and then explained to her audience: "Okay, we should go to Wayn Tower first."

Penguin: "???? Hilda!"

"I don't know you," she said. "Please don't call me so intimate? It's offensive."

Penguin: "???"

He made a decisive decision, knelt down with a plop, and hugged Hilda's thigh: "Help, hero! I really can't help it. If you don't save me, I will be killed! I'm just an ordinary innocent It’s nothing but Bludhaven immigrants!!”