After buying the earth [Comprehensive British and American]

Jason tried to wink at Batman. He had never placed such high hopes on Batman's intelligence, hoping that the world's greatest detective would find something wrong in the scene in time and cooperate with him to carry out the play.

Batman was standing on the second floor in black. After listening to Jason's words, the black on his body seemed to become thicker, and his whole body merged with the thick shadow behind him. Jason couldn't see his expression clearly at all.

Jason hesitated, wondering if he should continue to give Batman a little hint.

However, if he hinted too much, would it be self-defeating and make Hilda suspicious?

At the critical moment, Alfred spoke first: "With all due respect, Mr. Batman, why did you come down from the second floor? Opening the window is not the etiquette that a polite guest should follow." His tone was polite but cold, relatively Yu's gentleness towards Hilda just now can be said to be "the difference between closeness and distance".

Batman who was suddenly treated as an outsider: "..."

He seemed to realize something from the tone of the two, and after a while, he said, "It's Superman."

Hilda hiding: "?"

Jason: "?"

Afu: "..."

"Superman's proposal," he said in a hoarse but steady voice, deftly pushing the blame to Superman, "he thinks it's more secretive and won't cause trouble for Mr. Wayne."

——That sounds a little reasonable.

"As for the damage to the Justice League," Batman continued, "to be honest, most of it was caused by Superman. I didn't come to Mr. Wayne today to seek financial assistance for the damage."

"Then what are you doing?" Jason couldn't help asking.

Batman glanced at him inexplicably, and expressed his attitude with silence-from the beginning, he had no intention of discussing related issues with a teenager.

Jason:  …

He ground his teeth.

Batman's voice lowered slightly, and the interrogative sentence turned into a declarative sentence from his mouth: "...Mr. Wayne is not here."

"It's not a coincidence for you to come, the master has not returned yet after going out," Alfred nodded slightly, "If you don't mind—"

"I'll visit Mr. Wayne next time." The dark knight said, without paying any attention to the butler's polite words.

So the butler paused slightly, showing a polite smile, as if he was a little unhappy with the Dark Knight's attitude: "I will tell the master about your visit, Mr. Batman."

——What an uninvited guest scene like flowing clouds and flowing water!

Jason looked dumbfounded. If he wasn't Robin, if he didn't know the secret hidden in this family, he would really think that Batman and Bruce Wayne are two people, and Batman is not welcomed by the Wayne family at all. ——

Everyone in this family is an Oscar winner.

And now, this drama has come to an end, Batman just needs to turn around and leave naturally according to these words, then go back to the Batcave and change into Bruce Wayne's clothes, and then come in through the main entrance, everything will be back on track, Hill Tatsu wouldn't notice anything amiss.

Thinking of this, Jason secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

He watched the movement of Batman turning around, waiting for him to disappear from his eyes quickly to completely resolve all crises.

"and many more."

A female voice sounded from behind, like a thunderbolt out of thin air, making Jason's scalp tingle.He subconsciously turned his head away, not knowing what kind of mess Hilda was trying to do—isn't it?Could it be that this wonderful acting skill failed to fool Hilda?Did she still find something wrong?

Batman paused, he moved slowly, and turned his head mechanically.

Jason swears that Batman was definitely frightened the moment Hilda spoke—to some extent, Hilda's original purpose had definitely been achieved.

"Batman." Hilda crossed her arms and frowned, "Do you often come to Bruce to ask for money?"

Batman: "..."

"Has the funds invested in the early stage been used up?" She asked back, "Is it too exaggerated for you to spend money? What about Superman's battle damage? And you just said that this time you are not asking for war damage money , then what kind of money do you want? Come on, tell me."

Batman: "...how are you in Wayne Manor."

Hilda found this question very ridiculous: "Bruce Wayne is my boyfriend, what do you think?"

Bruce Batman Wayne: ...what can I say?

He was silent.

Hilda crossed her arms: "You should answer my question first. Don't forget, I'm also your boss."

"...Watchtower." He tried to be as concise as possible, "The Justice League agrees that crises from outside the earth should be observed and prevented, so they plan to build a watchtower in space."

Hilda frowned.

I have to admit that a watchtower to detect and prevent external crises is indeed very necessary.

After all, no one knows the consequences of an alien invasion better than Hilda—she's an alien herself.

She looked up at Batman, and said decisively: "Jian! We will pay for it."

The Dark Knight was a little surprised. He observed Hilda's expression: "The watchtower is expensive."

"Money is not what you employees should be concerned about." She waved her hand, "The boss will find a way to solve it - next time, don't break into Wayne Manor quietly, you should give full respect to the boss who gave the money .”

Batman: "..."

He didn't speak, and didn't even bother to say goodbye, so he planned to take the opportunity to leave.

"Wait a minute," Hilda said to him with bright eyes on something suddenly, "don't tell Bruce I'm coming—I'm going to surprise him, you know?"

Batman: "..."

Hilda: "Huh? Did you hear that?"

Batman: "...Got it."

He was a little helpless, his heart, which was a little depressed because of Zhenglian affairs, was inexplicably relieved by Hilda's series of actions.He turned to leave.

Everyone except Hilda breathed a sigh of relief.

However, at this moment, Hilda suddenly realized something was wrong, and she stared at Batman inexplicably: "Where are you going? Are you going back from the second floor?"

He froze, his Adam's apple, which was well wrapped in armor, rolled slightly, and looked at Hilda calmly: "I'll go out through the window."

Hilda: "..."

She was a little speechless, and waved her hand: "... let's go. Don't tell Bruce that you have seen me."

Batman responded calmly, "No."

He and the two people behind Hilda looked at each other, and quickly made a gesture of "leaving Wayne Manor".

Batman left Wayne Manor, then went back to the Batcave, and traded Bruce Wayne back—to make the trick even more real, he even went to Wayne Mansion, parked himself there, belonged to Bruce Wayne He drove out of his Rolls Royce, took a drive around, and then returned to Wayne Manor with a slight smell of alcohol.

The car lights flashed twice, Bruce unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, took two deep breaths, showed Brucey's baby smile, pushed the door and walked into the house, pretending to be ignorant of the upcoming "surprise" Looks like: "—I'm back, Ah Fu? Jason? ... Oh my God!"

He widened his eyes, tried his best to restrain the stress reaction, pretended to be an ordinary idiot, let the ribbons sprayed out of the fireworks tube fall all over his head, and then stared at his girlfriend whom he hadn't seen for a long time with surprise on his face: "... Hilda?!"

The next second, Hilda had already rushed towards him. He opened his arms cooperatively, embraced the girlfriend who jumped on him, and hugged her twice. Hilda lowered her head and kissed him heavily. Bruce put down the happy Hilda, held Hilda's face in his hands, gave her a surprise look, then lowered his head and exchanged a kiss with her affectionately, and finally revealed a dreamy look With the appearance in the middle, he said uncertainly: "Am I dreaming? Baby? Is this an illusion that I miss you too much? Aren't you...should be in New York?"

"Surprise or not?" Hilda raised her eyebrows.

He chuckled twice: "It's a surprise, honey. You don't know how happy I am—"

——Hehe, I do know how "happy" you are.Jason thought blankly, he was sitting on the sofa less than 5 meters away from these two people, and witnessed this TV drama-like meeting scene with his own eyes, now he just wants to plug his ears, and really wants to escape back to the second floor Bedroom: Why!Why does he always have to bear so much!

"Ahem," the boy cleared his throat, trying to remind the two in love that there is still a minor here, he pretended, "...you are back, Bruce."

Hilda, who was interrupted, couldn't help but glanced at Jason: Does this kid really have nothing against me?

Bruce showed a rare embarrassment at the right time. He let go of Hilda and looked at Jason with concern: "Why haven't you gone to bed yet? Jason, if you sleep too late, you won't grow taller."

Jason: ...fuck you, Batman.

He closed the book angrily.

Just in time, Alfred came out: "Master, good evening, I hope you had a good day outside."

"Barely a good day," Bruce replied casually.

He sat on the sofa with Hilda in his arms, watched Hilda play with his fingers with a smile, and raised his other free hand from time to time to help her comb her loose hair.

—they seemed like a really sweet couple, and maybe Jason would have thought that if he didn't know the truth.

"So," Bruce raised his head and looked at Ah Fu, "Is there any news today? Ah Fu."

"Mister Batman visited Wayne Manor today - if you want to know that."

"Oh," he raised his eyebrows, as if a little surprised, "That dark one? What is he doing here again? He didn't come to ask me for money again, did he?"

Jason said quietly: "It's not."

"Okay, what's the reason this time? Superman's war damage list? God, investing in the Justice League is really the worst business I've ever done," Mr. Wayne complained, but his expression was relaxed, and he even talked to Hilda They looked at each other and gave her a sweet smile, "Fortunately—Wayne has never been short of money."

Alfred smiled but said nothing.

"Any other news?" Bruce asked.

Jason gritted his teeth, and finally couldn't bear the loving scene in front of him, he interjected, "Of course."

——Yes, Jason finally remembered the question he was discussing with Afu before Hilda came—if it was the usual Bruce, of course he wouldn’t ask, but now this pretending show for Hilda Brucey baby... There's nothing Jason is afraid to ask.

Bruce looked at him: "Oh?"

"Congratulations, Bruce," Jason suppressed the emotion in his voice, he even glanced at Hilda, and said triumphantly, "You don't know, you are getting married!"

Bruce: "???"