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Zhang Pengliang made another girlfriend.

It seems to prove that he has never wavered. This time, he took the initiative to pursue his girlfriend. She has long fluttering hair, big watery eyes, a soft voice, and even hugging her is a soft body filled with the fragrance of bath liquid. He was relieved to find that he was still thrilled by these factors.These are what men can't give him, and they are beyond the reach of men.

So how could he be tempted?

But in the middle of the night, he would occasionally dream of the platinum ring on Zhao Shuyan's hand, and of Huo Xilin's blue earrings, and he woke up suddenly with cold sweat.

One woman, two women, three women... He replaced the jumping sheep with women, and he counted to a thousand before falling asleep drowsily.

He really didn't want to believe this evil.

One night he tried to replace the word woman with "Huo Xilin".So in the dark and silent room, he could even hear his heart beating faster and faster.

Dry! !

The boy who sat up from the bed stared at the darkness of the void, revealing the annoyance of being pushed to the limit.

He still didn't dare to settle accounts with Huo Xilin, but bought a small radio at home while on vacation, covered his head with a quilt in the middle of the night, and secretly called the twelve o'clock emotional hotline that had been broadcast for many years in the bed.

This might be the most embarrassing thing in Zhang Pengliang's life, but no one said it and who knew?

Brother Xiaolu’s voice on the other end of the phone was so gentle, it soothed the irritable and irritable heart of the brown bear. The clumsy brown bear was thinking about his emotional problems that he had typed many times on the draft paper, and he even mispronounced several words in the middle. Brother Xiaolu comforted and encouraged him to talk about his problems.

The brown bear spoke in a choked voice, so he dared to say without any scruples, "I found that I seemed to have feelings for a same-sex person, but I obviously liked girls before..."

Brother Xiaolu's voice was as calm as ever, as if he had been hosting for so many years, and he hadn't experienced any kind of ups and downs. The voice with a smile immediately responded to him: You are an illusion.

illusion?

Brother Xiaolu continued: You may regard brotherhood as love. Although brotherhood is sometimes more comfortable than love, it is not love.

The words with rich voice and emotion were transmitted to Zhang Pengliang's ears through the earphones and radio waves at the same time.Although he was still so gentle, Zhang Pengliang felt a bit like an old quack.

Are there too many cases like this, all of which have revealed a routine?He frowns at the radio, starting to wonder if he's being a little stupid for calling.

He hesitated for a while, and then continued, "But I can't have brotherly affection for him. When we really get along, we are almost incompatible..." "That's even more an illusion," Brother Xiaolu remained calm, "Do you fall in love with him?" The feeling that he is arguing, you are so happy and like it when a capable person is arguing with you, so..."

Dry!He was arguing with Huo Xilin?It was the guy who kneaded himself into dough and held it in his palm to play with. When was it his turn to raise the bar?This quack! "I can't quarrel with him, so I don't feel very happy!" The tone couldn't help but increase.

"That is the admiration for the strong. You regard him as a strong person in your heart. Men have feelings of admiration for the strong. You may mistake worship..."

Shit! ! !Still adore!I'm not that kid Guan Jin!Huo Xilin is not as capable as Lin Yao, okay?Even if he doesn't speak or do anything, my heart can beat for a long time, where does the worship come from!If it is so easy to worship, I might as well worship a pig!Anyway, you can still give me meat! !

Zhang Pengliang gritted his teeth at the radio for a long time, hastily put off brother Xiaolu who was still spreading "gay misunderstandings" to the audience, threw the radio into the back of the bookcase with a snap, covered him with a quilt, and went to sleep!

Then the next day he woke up with red eyes.

There is no one at home on weekends. Dad is usually playing golf with business partners. Mom should be doing a full-body spa in the beauty salon, but Zhang Pengliang walks around in the lobby like a man with agitation.

I called Guan Jin, who was teaching Lin Yuemiao, and said he was not free at the moment.

Walking around, turning around, it took a long time to eat breakfast, and when I sat down, I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach, so I hurried to the toilet.

Sometimes fate will always keep you unpredictable. The more you resist, the more you will be played by God.

When Zhang Pengliang screamed in the toilet, it was doomed that this relationship could not end so soon.

The boy rushed out of the toilet while pulling his pants, picked up his cell phone tremblingly, and quickly dialed the man's cell phone: "Huo, Dr. Huo, I have a serious accident! Please come and save me!!"

Huo Xilin over there was stunned, and asked quickly, "Where are you? What's wrong?"

"When I went to the toilet, I pulled out a puddle of blood... oh, so much blood! The toilet was stained red!" Zhang Pengliang almost cried, "I don't have any terminal illness, right? Or stomach perforation? Doctor Huo, come and save me..."

"Wait," the other side suddenly calmed down, "Tell me what color the blood is first? Is it still bleeding?"

Zhang Pengliang was stunned for a while, and recalled: "It seems, it seems to be bright red... Now, let's stop bleeding..."

There was a pause there, but Zhang Pengliang was sure that he heard a light laughter: "Then you can come over to the clinic, it's not a big deal. I'll give you a full body checkup."

Zhang Pengliang, who was stiff when he heard the full-body examination, was stunned for a long time before he asked cautiously, "What's going on?"

"Blood in the stool. If I'm not mistaken, it should be that your hemorrhoids have burst."

……

Zhang Pengliang had never wanted to jump off the second floor of his house like this moment!

The other side seemed to guess his embarrassment and indignation at the moment, and added: "If you don't come here, be careful of festering."

Can he fail!How dare he fail?

So Zhang Dashuai, who was thinking about love like a melancholy youth yesterday, started thinking about the reincarnation of grains today with a pale face.

When he came to the hospital, Zhang Pengliang asked a little uncomfortable: "Is there no other doctor here who can do the examination?" He just didn't want this person's hand to touch his place... Fuck it!

Huo Xilin looked at him with a half-smile: "You don't believe me?"

"No, no... aren't you busy?" He laughed dryly, "I asked the dignified chairman to check my hemorrhoids, it's really... oh, hello! Don't...no..." Rejection is all invalid, when Zhang Dashuai is like a turtle When he was overturned on the hospital bed, that bony hand stretched out to an embarrassing place again.

"Pick up! Did you wash it when you came out? If you haven't washed it, go to my lounge and wash it again. I don't dislike you. Why bother?" The cruel doctor said words so indifferent that they could stab the man's self-esteem, Zhang Pengliang was so ashamed that he yelled at him, "Of course I've washed it! It's not that I don't know what to do!"

Only then did Huo Xilin smile slightly.

Zhang Pengliang's back was hairy, and just as he was about to say something, he was folded up again, revealing his whole white buttocks, and the little chrysanthemum that had just been hit hard just now encountered a burst of cool spray, and the slight irritation made him almost If he wanted to scream, he could only desperately bite the corner of his clothes and whine.