Reborn Professional Soldier
Chapter 41 Gossip
Speaking of courtship.
Humpback whales can be singers in courtship, and each humpback whale sings its own special song, their songs are loud and the melodies are rebellious and beautiful.
When male cranes are courting, they can become dancers. They shake their heads up and down, flap their wings quickly, run and stop suddenly, and dance their unique dance mesmerizingly.
Male peacocks can be artists during courtship, fanning their brightly colored tail feathers to attract the attention of the opposite sex.
And men, in the final analysis, are also members of the natural world. Although they have established society and created civilization, when it comes to the so-called courtship, they naturally follow the model of nature, showing off in appearance, proving in fighting, and attracting in temperament. Wait, there are a lot of tricks, and many times they will keenly observe the other party's mentality and make appropriate adjustments.
For example, selling rot.
Two hundred and five in three seas found that if he hooked up with Lin Feng and cuddled, the girls would be very excited and applaud constantly, so this buddy worked harder, showing his brotherhood with Lin Feng from time to time.
But, in the final analysis, Sanhai is still very pure, pure natural and absolutely unpolluted. Although he was naughty when he was a child, he lived in a compound and was strictly controlled at home. When he went out to study, he was connected to the campus network. After the selection, 80.00% of the websites could not be entered. The so-called homosexuality, sex, etc., he really didn't know that the girls in the outside world had been polluted like this.
Of course, such innocence can also be applied to Jizhu Karma.
As for Lin Feng, he is a person who has been there after all, so he still knows what he knows, but the military training is only two weeks long, and San Hai is up to him if he wants to make a fuss.
I have to say that Lin Feng is still very competent as a baby daddy.
In the following week, one day was allocated to teach self-defense. To put it bluntly, it was wolf defense. Because the notice was given one day in advance, the girls in the second row unified their caliber in private, and directly ignored the two and the other two. Lin Feng and Sanhai taught, due to height issues, Lin Feng naturally played the role of the woman to wrestle Sanhai.
As a result, as soon as Sanhai put his arms around Lin Feng's shoulders, there was a clicking sound in the queue. Of course, this sound was not unfamiliar, it was the sound of the shutter.
Although it is said that mobile phones are not accepted in military training, it was stated before that they cannot be brought during training. The two of them separated and turned their heads immediately. Although the team members who took pictures moved quickly, they were still caught by Lin Feng. He walked over and said with a smile, "Hand over Come up, dismiss and pay you back."
The captured girl bit her lower lip and looked at Lin Feng pitifully, but finally handed over the phone to Lin Feng's stubborn hand.
Lin Feng was going to throw someone, of course it was impossible to carry the mobile phone with him, so he handed it to Zhao Haisong, and then continued training amidst applauses and howls.
After a training session, there were countless screams and applause. In the end, no matter whether it was Lin Feng, Zhao Haisong, or the girl who took the mobile phone, they all forgot, and the mobile phone was taken back to the dormitory.
Looking through the contents of the mobile phone, in this day and age, it is already regarded as spying on private information, even if you have a little conscience, you will not do it, but to be clear, the moral restraint is done in front of others, and it is replaced by these young boys. One and two get angry and dry, who cares whether they can see the content of other people's mobile phones, they can't wait to dig out the fruit photos from the album.
At the moment, a large group of people, together with San Hai, gathered together to watch, and then they were decisively stunned by Lei's charred outside and tender inside.
"I said, why are there all our photos? When was it taken?" The people in the photos looked at them every day with their eyes open and closed, and Zhao Haisong complained impatiently as he quickly flipped through the pages.
"Stop!" Sanhai raised his hand, pointed at the phone and said, "Did you see that? They were all photos taken during training. I guess they were taken when everyone was applauding. Did you see them? They are basically my brother's photos, decisively. The most popular." Sanhai rubbed his chin and smiled cheaply.
"And Lin Feng, right? Most of your photos are taken together." Zhao Haisong said.
Lin Feng regretted not stopping them from turning on the camera in the first place, and now he regrets not walking away in the first place. At first, he wanted to join in the fun, but when he heard about the group photo, his scalp became numb decisively, and his eyes turned. He scanned people's faces one by one, for fear that there might be some quick-witted ones in them.
But it’s okay, men, if they don’t cover a lot of things, if they don’t have friends in the circle, as long as they are not deliberately reminded, they will basically be beaten to death. become ambiguous.
This is especially the case for men in the army. Leaving aside the water fights in the bathhouse, there are many people walking birds in the corridor at night, so taking a group photo is nothing?
After looking around, I didn't find the fruit photos I imagined, but there were piles of men. The brothers quickly became impatient, and returned the phone back during meal time.
But it happened so coincidentally that someone really delivered the words to the ears of the students.
Starting at 6 o'clock that night, the trainees ended their training and changed from being instructors to being team members, and they had to be on duty and standing guard, one light and one dark.
Girls who just arrived at the military academy for military training naturally don't know the location of the secret whistle. Lin Feng and Sanhai were mentioned nearby, his eyes lit up with excitement and his face was flushed, he was almost happier than he had talked about a boyfriend.
The one who was in charge of the secret whistle that day happened to be Slanzeren with a big mouth, and he couldn't wait to make a joke about it as soon as he finished his post.
Since it is a joke, no one will believe it. Lin Feng and San Hai are having sex?What and what?What's the truth, these teammates still don't know?The two of them came from the same compound. It's normal for them to have deep feelings when they were young. Who doesn't have one or two friends in this world?Could it be that everyone is the same?Then this military school is still a fucking gay school?
Jizhu Karma sat back on the chair, propping his chin with one hand, listening interestingly, and wondering if Lin Feng and San Hai had sex, who would be the female and who would be the male, and then his thoughts spread, He couldn't help but think of the way Lin Feng was lying in his arms when Li was in Lhasa, and with that careful thought, he confirmed that Lin Feng definitely has the potential to become a woman.
The topic over there was still going on, and a buddy looked back infinitely far away, "Speaking of this, I really remembered a scene. Do you remember the first field survival training in the military training last year? It was about this time, before departure that day, My second brother and I went to the bathroom, but we were locked in a cubicle and didn’t know what we were agitating for.”
Reminded by Yang Xi, the second brother jumped up like a daze, and pointed at Yang Xi's nose for a long time, "I remembered, I remembered, I still remember that time when Bian Hai called me Pants or something, right?"
Yang Xi nodded like a chicken's claw, then put his arms around his chin and smiled ambiguously, "What do you think Lin Feng is doing when he picks up Bian Hai's pants?"
Jizhu Karma and Lin Feng were very familiar with playing games, and immediately felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they raised their hands and slapped Yang Xi on the back of the head, "What are you talking about? Why don't I take a look at your pants, what do you think you can see? "
Yang Xi stepped aside and narrowed his eyes, "Again?"
"What's the matter? Isn't it just running around naked? What's wrong with being shy? You're not a virgin, why should you be ashamed?" Jizhu Karma leaned forward, making a gesture to make a move.
Yang Xi hurriedly ran towards the door with the stool in hand, and said anxiously, "I am willing to gamble and admit defeat, but Lin Feng and the others are different."
"Why is it different? Lin Feng and the others must have something to do in the toilet, so you can't think seriously? Maybe Sanhai forgot to put on his underwear that day?" Jizhu Karma said.
"That's right." Slanzeren stood up as a peacemaker, "Some jokes can be made, and some jokes can't be made. This is not a good thing. Everyone will take it as a joke and say, Zhuma, don't take it too seriously."
"That's right, I just said it as a joke." Yang Xi said aggrievedly.
"You are taking it as a joke, you are providing evidence!" Jizhu Karma's face turned cold, and he assumed the appearance of a student cadre in management, "You haven't seen it with your own eyes, but you just heard some one-sided words. Use it as an argument, if Lin Feng and the others know, they will absolutely sue you for defamation."
Yang Xi pursed her lips and stopped talking.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
Jizhu Karma also felt that he was making a fuss out of a molehill, so he smiled awkwardly, "I really feel unconvinced, so I just call Lin Feng and the others over and ask them face to face."
Yang Xi also felt a little embarrassed, dragged the chair and walked back, shaking his head as he walked, "It's not necessary, everyone is in the same team, don't you know what kind of character they are? Bian Hai is absolutely normal, although Lin Feng is old He cares about people, but he is definitely a man when he does things. Even if I say that these two are together, I don’t believe it. Hey, by the way, I heard that, it’s the one who can’t realize it. Mother, we really don’t have such people around us.” After finishing a long paragraph, Yang Xi had already sat down, and looked around with a flattering smile on his face, making amends.
Slanzeren snorted, and said viciously, "No, if I beat him to death, he'll be kicked out of school, liking men, what the hell."
Everyone raised their hands in agreement.
The second brother added, "If there is such a person, you have to be on guard. You don't even dare to take off your clothes. If you feel uncomfortable, you will be a fucking pervert."
Everyone raised their hands in agreement again.
Then you began to attack the imaginary enemy personally, and Jizhu Karma spoke the most positively, with the tendency of cramp and torture after the abuse.
You don't know that Lin Feng and Sanhai, who were infected with an innocent disaster but were deftly resolved, are going to the bathhouse shoulder to shoulder at this moment. You and I meet each other naked, perfectly interpreting the brotherly love.
Humpback whales can be singers in courtship, and each humpback whale sings its own special song, their songs are loud and the melodies are rebellious and beautiful.
When male cranes are courting, they can become dancers. They shake their heads up and down, flap their wings quickly, run and stop suddenly, and dance their unique dance mesmerizingly.
Male peacocks can be artists during courtship, fanning their brightly colored tail feathers to attract the attention of the opposite sex.
And men, in the final analysis, are also members of the natural world. Although they have established society and created civilization, when it comes to the so-called courtship, they naturally follow the model of nature, showing off in appearance, proving in fighting, and attracting in temperament. Wait, there are a lot of tricks, and many times they will keenly observe the other party's mentality and make appropriate adjustments.
For example, selling rot.
Two hundred and five in three seas found that if he hooked up with Lin Feng and cuddled, the girls would be very excited and applaud constantly, so this buddy worked harder, showing his brotherhood with Lin Feng from time to time.
But, in the final analysis, Sanhai is still very pure, pure natural and absolutely unpolluted. Although he was naughty when he was a child, he lived in a compound and was strictly controlled at home. When he went out to study, he was connected to the campus network. After the selection, 80.00% of the websites could not be entered. The so-called homosexuality, sex, etc., he really didn't know that the girls in the outside world had been polluted like this.
Of course, such innocence can also be applied to Jizhu Karma.
As for Lin Feng, he is a person who has been there after all, so he still knows what he knows, but the military training is only two weeks long, and San Hai is up to him if he wants to make a fuss.
I have to say that Lin Feng is still very competent as a baby daddy.
In the following week, one day was allocated to teach self-defense. To put it bluntly, it was wolf defense. Because the notice was given one day in advance, the girls in the second row unified their caliber in private, and directly ignored the two and the other two. Lin Feng and Sanhai taught, due to height issues, Lin Feng naturally played the role of the woman to wrestle Sanhai.
As a result, as soon as Sanhai put his arms around Lin Feng's shoulders, there was a clicking sound in the queue. Of course, this sound was not unfamiliar, it was the sound of the shutter.
Although it is said that mobile phones are not accepted in military training, it was stated before that they cannot be brought during training. The two of them separated and turned their heads immediately. Although the team members who took pictures moved quickly, they were still caught by Lin Feng. He walked over and said with a smile, "Hand over Come up, dismiss and pay you back."
The captured girl bit her lower lip and looked at Lin Feng pitifully, but finally handed over the phone to Lin Feng's stubborn hand.
Lin Feng was going to throw someone, of course it was impossible to carry the mobile phone with him, so he handed it to Zhao Haisong, and then continued training amidst applauses and howls.
After a training session, there were countless screams and applause. In the end, no matter whether it was Lin Feng, Zhao Haisong, or the girl who took the mobile phone, they all forgot, and the mobile phone was taken back to the dormitory.
Looking through the contents of the mobile phone, in this day and age, it is already regarded as spying on private information, even if you have a little conscience, you will not do it, but to be clear, the moral restraint is done in front of others, and it is replaced by these young boys. One and two get angry and dry, who cares whether they can see the content of other people's mobile phones, they can't wait to dig out the fruit photos from the album.
At the moment, a large group of people, together with San Hai, gathered together to watch, and then they were decisively stunned by Lei's charred outside and tender inside.
"I said, why are there all our photos? When was it taken?" The people in the photos looked at them every day with their eyes open and closed, and Zhao Haisong complained impatiently as he quickly flipped through the pages.
"Stop!" Sanhai raised his hand, pointed at the phone and said, "Did you see that? They were all photos taken during training. I guess they were taken when everyone was applauding. Did you see them? They are basically my brother's photos, decisively. The most popular." Sanhai rubbed his chin and smiled cheaply.
"And Lin Feng, right? Most of your photos are taken together." Zhao Haisong said.
Lin Feng regretted not stopping them from turning on the camera in the first place, and now he regrets not walking away in the first place. At first, he wanted to join in the fun, but when he heard about the group photo, his scalp became numb decisively, and his eyes turned. He scanned people's faces one by one, for fear that there might be some quick-witted ones in them.
But it’s okay, men, if they don’t cover a lot of things, if they don’t have friends in the circle, as long as they are not deliberately reminded, they will basically be beaten to death. become ambiguous.
This is especially the case for men in the army. Leaving aside the water fights in the bathhouse, there are many people walking birds in the corridor at night, so taking a group photo is nothing?
After looking around, I didn't find the fruit photos I imagined, but there were piles of men. The brothers quickly became impatient, and returned the phone back during meal time.
But it happened so coincidentally that someone really delivered the words to the ears of the students.
Starting at 6 o'clock that night, the trainees ended their training and changed from being instructors to being team members, and they had to be on duty and standing guard, one light and one dark.
Girls who just arrived at the military academy for military training naturally don't know the location of the secret whistle. Lin Feng and Sanhai were mentioned nearby, his eyes lit up with excitement and his face was flushed, he was almost happier than he had talked about a boyfriend.
The one who was in charge of the secret whistle that day happened to be Slanzeren with a big mouth, and he couldn't wait to make a joke about it as soon as he finished his post.
Since it is a joke, no one will believe it. Lin Feng and San Hai are having sex?What and what?What's the truth, these teammates still don't know?The two of them came from the same compound. It's normal for them to have deep feelings when they were young. Who doesn't have one or two friends in this world?Could it be that everyone is the same?Then this military school is still a fucking gay school?
Jizhu Karma sat back on the chair, propping his chin with one hand, listening interestingly, and wondering if Lin Feng and San Hai had sex, who would be the female and who would be the male, and then his thoughts spread, He couldn't help but think of the way Lin Feng was lying in his arms when Li was in Lhasa, and with that careful thought, he confirmed that Lin Feng definitely has the potential to become a woman.
The topic over there was still going on, and a buddy looked back infinitely far away, "Speaking of this, I really remembered a scene. Do you remember the first field survival training in the military training last year? It was about this time, before departure that day, My second brother and I went to the bathroom, but we were locked in a cubicle and didn’t know what we were agitating for.”
Reminded by Yang Xi, the second brother jumped up like a daze, and pointed at Yang Xi's nose for a long time, "I remembered, I remembered, I still remember that time when Bian Hai called me Pants or something, right?"
Yang Xi nodded like a chicken's claw, then put his arms around his chin and smiled ambiguously, "What do you think Lin Feng is doing when he picks up Bian Hai's pants?"
Jizhu Karma and Lin Feng were very familiar with playing games, and immediately felt that the atmosphere was not right, so they raised their hands and slapped Yang Xi on the back of the head, "What are you talking about? Why don't I take a look at your pants, what do you think you can see? "
Yang Xi stepped aside and narrowed his eyes, "Again?"
"What's the matter? Isn't it just running around naked? What's wrong with being shy? You're not a virgin, why should you be ashamed?" Jizhu Karma leaned forward, making a gesture to make a move.
Yang Xi hurriedly ran towards the door with the stool in hand, and said anxiously, "I am willing to gamble and admit defeat, but Lin Feng and the others are different."
"Why is it different? Lin Feng and the others must have something to do in the toilet, so you can't think seriously? Maybe Sanhai forgot to put on his underwear that day?" Jizhu Karma said.
"That's right." Slanzeren stood up as a peacemaker, "Some jokes can be made, and some jokes can't be made. This is not a good thing. Everyone will take it as a joke and say, Zhuma, don't take it too seriously."
"That's right, I just said it as a joke." Yang Xi said aggrievedly.
"You are taking it as a joke, you are providing evidence!" Jizhu Karma's face turned cold, and he assumed the appearance of a student cadre in management, "You haven't seen it with your own eyes, but you just heard some one-sided words. Use it as an argument, if Lin Feng and the others know, they will absolutely sue you for defamation."
Yang Xi pursed her lips and stopped talking.
The atmosphere froze for a moment.
Jizhu Karma also felt that he was making a fuss out of a molehill, so he smiled awkwardly, "I really feel unconvinced, so I just call Lin Feng and the others over and ask them face to face."
Yang Xi also felt a little embarrassed, dragged the chair and walked back, shaking his head as he walked, "It's not necessary, everyone is in the same team, don't you know what kind of character they are? Bian Hai is absolutely normal, although Lin Feng is old He cares about people, but he is definitely a man when he does things. Even if I say that these two are together, I don’t believe it. Hey, by the way, I heard that, it’s the one who can’t realize it. Mother, we really don’t have such people around us.” After finishing a long paragraph, Yang Xi had already sat down, and looked around with a flattering smile on his face, making amends.
Slanzeren snorted, and said viciously, "No, if I beat him to death, he'll be kicked out of school, liking men, what the hell."
Everyone raised their hands in agreement.
The second brother added, "If there is such a person, you have to be on guard. You don't even dare to take off your clothes. If you feel uncomfortable, you will be a fucking pervert."
Everyone raised their hands in agreement again.
Then you began to attack the imaginary enemy personally, and Jizhu Karma spoke the most positively, with the tendency of cramp and torture after the abuse.
You don't know that Lin Feng and Sanhai, who were infected with an innocent disaster but were deftly resolved, are going to the bathhouse shoulder to shoulder at this moment. You and I meet each other naked, perfectly interpreting the brotherly love.
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