[Online Games] The days after becoming a mermaid

As the saying goes: strong women are afraid of pestering men, this sentence is also quite applicable to men.

Joshua finally couldn't stand the repeated molestation by the crowd. He suffered from being teased here, while Ji Bufan next to him stood there like a normal person, and smiled from time to time.

Laugh at your sister! Laugh!Joshua was outraged.

Although most of the onlookers just had the idea of ​​watching the excitement during the boring days of fighting monsters, there are many people with good intentions among them. Perhaps some of these people just want to talk fast, and a small part of them are indeed Really want to stir up trouble.

There is no doubt that a piece of top-quality equipment is very eye-catching no matter which game it is in. There may be some fawning or detours, but there is no shortage of jealousy and abuse.

Bao'er, who ranks second in equipment ranking, is also the leader of Hualong's No. [-] gang in the world. This guy's character is also unwilling to restrain himself in the game. There is no showy style, only more sexy style. The ultimate luxury, this is a big piece of fat. I was staring at it with greedy eyes, hoping that some accident would happen to the leader of the gang and he would get rid of the internal strife quickly and catch them all. But Bao'er's luck is really better. His teeth itched with popularity, but there was nothing he could do about it.

If it is said that Bao'er has caused many players to be obsessed with others, then Ji Bufan, who has the first equipment in all servers, is much more mysterious. He has never appeared in [World], and he does not know where he upgraded. See There are very few players who have passed him, and he was once the most mysterious male swordsman in this server.

However, this male swordsman appears very frequently recently. There are a lot of boring people in the game. Professional businessmen and semi-professional players are not the kind of guy who wants to level up with all his might, so "Record a day's life of the Great God" 'This kind of report was also quietly born in the game.

The government seems to have acquiesced to these reports. Although they did not say that they strongly support them, they added a "daily reading" advertisement column in the four main cities, which recorded the top ten stories collected by all the idlers. A player's day in the leaderboard.

I don’t know what are the benefits of being a game reporter. Anyway, some people enjoy digging out gossip about public figures in games. Although the characters in the game can’t express complex actions directly through their thoughts, they stop on the ground and start shaking from side to side, showing hang up. Status characters can also tell that these guys are definitely not eating.

"Hey, we seem to have been screenshotted." Joshua poked Ji Bufan next to him and chatted privately.

"It's okay, just get used to it, but it may not be convenient for you in the future^_^" Ji Zifan replied indifferently.

"Huh? (⊙_⊙)" Joshua's face was full of small question marks.

"Anyone who has read entertainment newspapers knows that paparazzi not only shoot stars, but also those who have contact with stars." Obviously a lot of joy in his heart, Ji Zifan tapped the mouse lightly with his fingers, this kind of tied together It feels pretty good.

"(＞﹏＜) Oh my god, how did I meet you, a troublesome ghost!" Knowing that the gossip boys in the game will definitely not let him go, Joshua let out a mournful cry, goodbye, I want to be calm online game life.

Even though the game is just a game, the professionalism of the gossip boys is quite high, which is different from the real paparazzi. They communicate very closely so that they can exchange news at any time and present the latest gossip to everyone.

In just a few minutes, the photo of the two characters embracing each other has been circulated countless times on various MSN and Koukou and other major chat tools. Among them, a chapter on the forum is named " I see the three or two things that the great gods have to say'The post quickly became popular, and the reply rate and click rate skyrocketed.

The poster is a forum trumpet, and the forum account also has levels. The points range from 55 to [-] to [-]. The levels range from apprenticeship to apprenticeship to small achievements. Each level is a threshold that cannot be crossed at the end. I want to upgrade The situation of scratching one's head and scratching one's head when the points cannot be increased is no less than a monkey eating a banana and being eaten by a baboon.

So when the person involved, Joshua, clicked on the post, his expression suddenly became embarrassing, damn, this person's forum ID level has jumped more than two levels from the original small achievement to the current famous family!Seeing the pitiful words "Little Apprentice" under his avatar, the corner of Joshua's mouth twitched. Wouldn't it be fine if he knew he was the one to break the news?

Looking at the screenshot of the game in the center of the screen, Joshua ravaged his hair a little rudely, MD, who has mastered the angle so wickedly, Nima's level is almost catching up with the AV photographer!

Occasionally complaining is good for physical and mental health, but life still has to go on. After Joshua showed weakness and was dragged away hand in hand, the crowd gradually dispersed.

The poor nun only eats garlic: "JQ, big JQ!"

The laughing fox: "Nonsense! I can see it even when I can't see it. The adultery is almost overflowing. I didn't expect this number one expert to be a 1?"

Fu Wa: "Maybe it's 0 or maybe, but why are you almost invisible, fox?"

The laughing fox: "Your No. 1 is dragged away by No. 0 with a shy face! Oh, I can't see it, that's because I smile, and it's normal for my eyes to be smaller when I smile."

Rotten Baby: "Search within the silk!"

Qing Ge: "??? Can you find it in the silk?"

The old man doesn't eat sugar: "Little Japan's words mean that's the case. I mean, you haven't even watched Japanese anime? You're so weak!"

The laughing fox: "Uh... I really haven't watched a few of them. The only one I watched from beginning to end is "Naruto."

The old man doesn’t eat sweets: "You watch it too? By the way, it’s the only anime I’ve ever followed. Did you go for the cool Sasuke or Xiaobai’s Naruto? By the way, I like it the most..."

Before the old monk can finish his sentence, the laughing fox took the words: "No, not at all. When I first paid attention to this film, I was only interested in the speed of the village."

I don't eat candy: "..."

Joshua was dragged away by the people in front.

People in real life can't feel the pulling power of the game, so it's really strange to watch the game characters being pulled away without feeling anything.

I don't know if the swordsmen set in the game are extremely powerful, but they are all male characters, but Joshua's pharmacist can't struggle in the hands of the big swordsman.

Xiaoqiao Liushui: "I won't sneak away, you can get pregnant if you let me go!"

This reason really made Ji Zifan dumbfounded, so he also replied: "I'm not pregnant enough, but I would like to ask for advice on how to get pregnant."

"Pfft!!!" Water splashed everywhere, Joshua was unfortunately caught again, and HHP was honorably laid off.

"You...you..." Joshua wanted the character to express his contempt by trembling all over, but the game has not yet developed the special function of epilepsy.

"Brother! Help!"

A cry for help from a familiar ID name suddenly appeared on a nearby channel. Seeing this name, Joshua couldn't help being taken aback, and meowed lightly.

Ji Zifan coughed dryly, then turned his head to the little pharmacist to see what the reaction was, and suddenly remembered that this was some hidden emotion that the game character could not express in reality, then turned his head back angrily, and replied.

"Miaomiao, what's going on?"

Seeing his elder brother and 'sister-in-law' appearing, Ji Miaomiao could not help being overjoyed as if he was on the verge of a savior.

"Brother, save me, they want to kill me..."

kill?Ji Zifan and Joshua were taken aback for a moment, and then their hearts skipped a beat when they were shocked by the surging tree spirits, and their expressions sank instantly. Looking at the dust flying around, they knew that there must be a lot of them.

"Brother, save me, I was killed by them once, I didn't expect to be hunted down after standing still." Ji Miaomiao patted her chest in shock and said.

"You know you're going to cause me trouble!" He glared at the great pharmacist, but Ji Miaomiao automatically ignored the poor signal reception through the computer screen, and quickly recovered, Ji Zifan activated his skills and rushed into the group of monsters.

Looking at the tree spirits on the third floor and the third floor in astonishment, Joshua held his forehead helplessly, and said, girl, what atrocious things you have done to make a group of data hate you so much! ! !

"Pfft, master, why did you mess with them?" I was very puzzled, probably very incomprehensible, the riot of this group of trees must be something bad done by this master.

"No way, I found out that this group of trees are very interesting to talk to after collecting experience nearby, so I ran to beat them to see what they said before I was tired." Ji Miaomiao typed a big sentence in one breath, because of the expression just now Highly tense, he couldn't help panting when he relaxed at the moment.

"Huh? Fighting monsters and causing riots?" Khan, this group of NPCs are not that smart!

"It's all caused by jokes!" Ji Miaomiao exhaled a foul breath, regretting her mistakes.

"I was tired of fighting monsters at the beginning, so I hung up the phone and let the characters automatically pull monsters to fight monsters. After you have free time, you know how to look through the chat records of [Nearby] and [World], and occasionally find that nearby monsters can answer similar words slightly. I can't help but I'm interested..."

Alas, curiosity killed the cat. Seeing the three question marks above Xiaoqiao Liushui's head, Ji Miaomiao recalled her bitter history of blood and tears again.

I heard that a lot of dialogue and vocabulary have been added to some monsters or NPCs, but the ones I usually see are still relatively dull and boring. Seeing that this time it came early is not as good as it came, so I put down the task in hand and started to walk into the woods.

Ghost: "Hey buddy, have you eaten today?"

"Eat, I just came back from my hands, do you want it?"

Upon hearing this conversation, Ji Miaomiao immediately felt that the thunder was rolling, and then came the mentality of wanting to make fun of, so he pushed aside the hidden branches and jumped over.

"Hahahaha..." came such a big laugh.

The author has something to say: Alas, my puppy may be dying. I have been in a low mood for the past two days, and I have been raising it for almost two years. (┬＿┬) All kinds of crying