Warm tea and wine

: "Okay, I know you're worried about me."

"But I can't stand being like an old nanny." Someone stiffened.

"There's no way I'm going to eat outside - it's not tasty." Messy...  

"Secondly, I don't believe in fate and think that my vision is not bad. I can only pick up leaks and not be cheated." Weathering...

"Third, you don't think I just made some delicious food for you and Congee as a food reserve, do you not keep it for yourself?" Crash...

"You've been rather stupid lately, of course." The final word!

Gu Jiuran is depressed, does falling in love really lower IQ?

"Axi, don't you despise me?" A loyal dog looked at Queen Wen pitifully.

Queen Wen chuckled: "Come on, don't you want to take me to the dormitory?"

The door of the dormitory was open, and the inside was empty. After a summer vacation, there was no trace of popularity, but a pile of dust or something.

Before the roommates came, Wen Xi looked at Gu Jiuran with a smile.

Gu Zhonggou immediately closed the door and locked the window——

Ah~ I'm not cheating, I have to clean up!

Do they really wiggle their mops and brooms in the muddy water and dust with their stupid brows?

An improved version of "Manna from Heaven" and a "Spell of Gale Wind" cleaned the dormitory clean.

Gu Zhong made a bed for Wen Xi like a little wife. Wen Xi turned his back to him and stuffed his clothes into the cupboard.

After placing the pillow, the loyal dog who saw Wenxi still tidying the cabinet walked over quietly, hugged Wenxi, and rubbed his head on Wenxi's shoulder: "Axi, I want to make your bed for the rest of my life."

Wen Xi sighed slowly: "I think so too, but will your parents agree?"

Gu Jiuran put his arms around Wenxi and was silent: "We will be together forever. I am just the youngest son of the Gu family. I don't need to bear any burdens to bear children and inherit the family business. Axi, we will be together forever of."

Wen Xihui rubbed against Gu Jiuran's chest, silent.

"Dong dong dong——" the door suddenly rang, startling Wenxi Gu Jiuran who was hugging tightly, they hurriedly separated, straightened their clothes, and walked over to open the door.

Outside the door, Wei Ning, who knocked on the door depressed, was puzzled. The door opened by itself and went out, ready to come back to clean up after using the toilet.

But when he came back, he found that the door was locked—he was so depressed that he just wanted to scratch the wall!

"Is there anyone inside?" Wei Ning hammered the door depressed.

Wen Xi felt that the voice was a bit familiar, so he took Gu Jiuran's hand: "I'll open the door."

Wei Ning saw that the door gradually revealed a gap, and then the whole door opened, and a person who haunted him slowly appeared behind the door.

"Are you—the one who helped me deliver food?" Wen Xi immediately recognized that this was the boy who once helped him deliver KFC food. Thinking that he might be his future roommate, he quickly smiled: " Hello, I am a freshman, I am a student of the Chinese Department, and my name is Wen Xi."

Wei Ning lost his soul when Wen Meiren smiled: "Hello, don't be so polite, I, my name is Wei Ning, and I'm from the Department of Civil Engineering."

"Hehe." Gu Jiuran smiled dangerously, like Xiao Xiang's own Axi, don't even think about it!That bastard Yang Du hasn't finished tossing, Wen Subai finally figured it out, and now there is another thing called Wei Ning!

"Well, what are you laughing at?" Wen Xi was speechless.

"Axi, I just think it's a coincidence—I'm in the same department as this new classmate, and I'll definitely take good care of him."

As soon as Wen Xi heard the phrase "it's just a coincidence", she panicked, and couldn't help thinking of Yuan Qingqing Shi Xiaonian's explanation about "a coincidence" in the Fort Roach design competition, including Mao Qin.

"By the way, I remembered. The head teacher told me to tell my roommate that I share the same bed. I will have military training tomorrow and go get my clothes later."

When Gu Jiuran was drinking his vinegar on the word "sleeping together", Wen Xi smiled and said, "Thank you, can I trouble you to get my clothes off? I think we are about the same size."

"Well——" Wei Ning looked at the clean room and smiled shyly: "Are you cleaning just now? Thank you for your hard work. This was originally a job for four people. Thank you——I will help you with the clothes Go." After speaking, she floated away with a heart full of love for Queen Wenxi.

Wen Xi looked at Wei Ning's disappearing back, and his smile gradually faded. He poked Gu Jiuran on the forehead reproachfully: "Vinegar! You're not a little girl! Look at your mouth so high that you can hang oil bottles on it!"

"I'm only jealous for you, Ah Xi." Someone continued to be shameless.

"Okay, okay, you just love sour food! Remember to feed the porridge when you get home. If he loses weight, don't sleep in my bed, understand?"

Gu Jiuran suddenly had a bitter face - this task is really difficult!

What a cruel punishment!

The author has something to say: Cruel! !It is more cruel not to leave a message~

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40. Dog jumps over the wall...

As the saying goes: "The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry", but all the freshmen in the Chinese Department of V University dare to bet their balls and swear that they have never seen a flying god dog before--the dogs who fly over the wall in Nima movies are not counted. !They will never believe that a dog can jump higher than a human pole vault.After all, dogs are dogs, not the Flying Tigers.

However, the fact of Hongguoguo in front of them surpassed their cognition-Nima!What is wrong with this dog in front of me?

The whole freshman in the Department of Chinese, 囧囧, looked at the performance of the powerful black-back named Mighty, with a sense of spirit, and fell into a state of frustration and bending forward:

Don't be so discriminatory...

This is acting cute, right... This guy is only acting cute to him...

Mouth... Weakness... Covering your face... It's shameful to be cute!

The above is the voice of all freshmen.

Event review:

"Shiwei is September, and the preface belongs to Sanqiu." Everyone knows that this is a piece of foot wrap left by the cheating poet Wang Bo to entrap all high school students before his death. Until three months ago, it was still being recited by all high school seniors—now, They managed to make it to the freshman year, only to find out that the cheating Wang Bo had lied to them——September, where is Nima?

The poor and innocent Wang Bo was angered. They were talking about the ninth month of the lunar calendar...

The sky in September is a small fireball, the playground in September is a small iron pot, and the children in September are the fresh and white firewood prepared, and the small black charcoal of the future.

So there is a saying that says: Everything is ready, only the tanning is needed——

The red-faced instructor sat in the shade of a tree and slowly sipped herbal tea. His voice was bright and dignified, straight across half of the playground, shaking the dark wheat seedlings on the playground!

"All stand at attention—"

All the wheat seedlings straightened their backs——

"Get down! - Do push-ups! Boys fifty, girls thirty, I'll give you 2 minutes - I think such a long time is very generous for you. Add ten if you can't finish - every 30 Second."

The wheat seedlings in the second shock burst into tears, their legs softened, and they all fell to the ground in frustration.

Obviously the instructor didn't let them off so easily:

"What are you doing lying on the ground like this? You haven't eaten! Hurry up and hold on, who will you show this begging look? Keep your waist straight and tense, your legs are not allowed to bend, and your abdomen breathes—why is your stomach sticking to the ground? Are you a cow? Hold on, hold on!"

The wheat seedlings wept silently, I am not a beggar, I am not a cow...

Ding Yuqiang snorted, looked at the freshmen lying on the ground with soft limbs like rag dolls, and secretly hated these freshmen because they were not the recruits in his camp, if they were his own , then it will be a lot of fun to practice well-at least let them evolve from rag dolls to Transformers!Nowhere is it like now, when training gets in the way, hands must be gentle, gentle, and delicate.

... I can't help but ask Ding Yuqiang, where is your gentleness and lightness?

A few freshman beauties lay on the ground and did two push-ups, then tearfully stretched out their paws to dig the sand stuck in their tender palms, and aimed at Ding Yuqiang with pitiful eyes, Ding Yuqiang just pretended not to see , looking leisurely at the fence outside.

When I found that the instructor was not watching, the playground suddenly collapsed in half.

Ding Yuqiang is very chic, he looked out of the playground without looking back, and what he said was cruel: "No one is allowed to stop - whoever stops, I will make him double, and enjoy the sand on the playground at once. Enough!"

The girls burst into tears, while the boys gritted their teeth secretly.

Because there are not only harsh sand and stones on the playground, but also hot concrete floors.

With this slap, the girl's pink and tender hands immediately turned into braised chicken feet, and even the male compatriots were struggling to move up and down with a pair of charcoal-grilled bear claws.

How unfortunate, how sad, how painful.

However, some people are destined to be different, like the dawn in the darkness, like the white radishes in a group of black charcoal——under such a bad situation, a group of frustrated and bent forward zombies stood out straight and straight. Sharp pink white, this sharp pink white is our Wenxi beauty who does push-ups without changing her complexion and heartbeat.

Wen Xi's white hand was just casually pressed on the hot concrete floor, which was as annoying as fresh flowers and cow dung, which made the people around him want to move, and even stuffed velvet cushions under his hand impulse.

The dark green shirt was stuffed into the military trousers, and a thin belt was buckled around the waist, which narrowed Wenxi's waist, and the camouflage shirt wet with thin sweat was tightly attached to the body, showing the The seductive waistline runs down the line of the spine, and you can also see his lovely