The moon is dark and the wind is high at night, killing people and setting fires.

Yang Xiao watched the silence in the small building of the inn.He looked at the window, and he had been looking at it for a long time.No!Yang Xiao flew up a sword and beheaded the big rooster in the inn that was pulling its neck and preparing to crow.It's a pity that this chicken is not the only one in the whole town. The roosters far and near felt the coming sunshine, and they scrambled to call.

Yang Zuoshi stomped his feet off the ground.it's time.Can no longer hesitate, can no longer wait.Time to act!

He gritted his teeth, ignoring a strange premonition in his heart.He made a slight turn, like a feather fluttering in the wind.He jumped onto the top of the tree closest to the window.His eyes were eager and lingering.He stared at the window.Put away the long sword.This act of entering a girl's boudoir at night, like a flower picker, was performed by the awe-inspiring Yang Zuoshi in a dignified manner.There is even a bit of skillful and fluent aesthetic feeling.

snort!

Who in the world would dare not accept what I, Yang Xiao, want to do!

No one in the world would dare to stop the person I, Yang Xiao, wanted!

From then on, the painting hall swallows fly together, and the mandarin ducks sleep together and get drunk among the flowers.Yang Xiao sorted out the white robe that was already dirty to another color, and touched the little flame pattern embroidered on the left chest.Xie Mei smiled wildly.The frightened early bird flapped its wings and ran away in terror.Yang Zuoshi stretched out his hand and waved his orchid finger, flicked his hand, and the wind of a finger flicked open the window.It's a pity that this place is remote, and fans who don't know the goods scream.A faint smile appeared on Yang Xiao's face.He bowed his body, and slid in lightly and cheerfully like a civet cat...

The sound of crackling explosions woke up the small town in the early morning.

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Immediately following the crackling sound was the sound of splashing water.Immediately following the splash of water was the sound of the barrel falling to the ground.Following the sound of the barrel falling to the ground, was the sound of a folding stool sliding.Then there was the loudest noise, someone fell headfirst on the floor, was stabbed by something, was forced to bounce and fell to the side, and let out a loud long moan.

Let's step back a few minutes and watch the whole tableware break down in action.

Yang Xiao sneaked in from the window with a "swallow cast in the forest" and tapped the window sill.He was going to turn over and land next to Yi Ren, then hug her and leave.From now on, whether she is willing or not.In short, in this life, I can only be Yang Xiao's person...

As for Ji Xiaofu's martial arts?Yang Zuoshi lowered his head and smiled slightly.

But Yang Xiao was actually very restless in his heart.He has done murder and arson in the past, which is not a big deal for Jianghu men.But bullying women is another issue.Wherever you go, you will only be despised by your brothers.Although Yang Zuoshi is "the favorite of love", he is also a little embarrassed.So I was uneasy for a while.

So he didn't look down.

So he slipped.

So he stepped on something with his left foot, and then had no choice but to step on the window with his raised right foot a second time.At the same time, he raised his breath subconsciously, preparing to turn upwards.

And then he didn't turn up.

The thing that the left foot stepped on was a spring.The spring belonged to a poorly made mousetrap that was placed on the windowsill.The window sill was evenly sprinkled with pomade by some wicked person.Oil!Very fluid oil!The smooth and moist kinematic viscosity coefficient is extremely low, and it can move quickly with a little force. The movement is as gorgeous and magnificent as mercury pouring on the ground-oil.

One foot stepped on the mousetrap and was caught, while the other foot stepped on the oil and was led to slide. There is still an initial velocity in the horizontal direction between the two feet. What is the result?

Yang Zuoshi was hung upside down in mid-air and did the splits!The top angle exceeds 150 degrees!It can be seen that Mr. Yang is superb in martial arts, and his flexibility is quite good!Then he tugged at the mousetrap and threw it to the ground.Who knows that it also pulled a lead wire on the nasty clip.

The fuse rang the ground explosives.Ji Xiaofu has been trying to make this thing since time travel and talking.It's a pity that I am not good at learning skills, and the thing I made only has sound and light effects.Or simply firecrackers fireworks.

When Yang Xiao heard the explosion, he shouted in his heart, "My life is over."The Five Elements Banner of the Devil's Cult also engages in explosives.Yang Xiao is a martial arts student, and he has an excellent sense of space.After estimating the location of the explosion and his rippling posture, he closed his eyes and waited for death—unexpectedly, it was a false alarm.Yang Zuoshi's heart and soul have just settled down, and he hasn't had time to thank God.His whole body had already landed with his head on the ground, and finally, he fell into the room.

Directly toward the head happened to be a bucket.

Ji Xiaofu was awakened by the sound of the explosion she set.My heart was pounding with fright, I grabbed something and threw it to the place where the sound came from.

Yang Xiao, whose heart was poured cold, was struggling to pull his head out of the barrel...

The thing that hit him was a gourd.The place where the gourd hit is beyond words.The most essential place is.The gourd was full of cooling oil.

Continuous and prolonged screams resounded in the room.Yang Xiao rolled on the ground.As for why tumbling?Who knows who turns it over.

Ji Xiaofu tremblingly got up from the bed, trembling several times without putting on her clothes.Finally, he shook his flint and held the lamp to see.I thought over and over in my heart: It's terrible!very scary!

No no, Sister Ji, the man underground is afraid of you, more than you are afraid of him, but much more...

Even if the time-traveling girl is not good at martial arts, there must be many ways to defend herself.

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Ji Xiaofu is versatile.Over the past five or six years, I have thought about many small creations on and off.However, he recently went down Mount Emei, and when conditions permit, he has the opportunity to put it into great practice.

As a new generation who grew up in a large copycat country, most of Ji Xiaofu's small creations are made from local materials.For example, the spring on the mouse clip belongs to her switchblade.When staying at night, a wooden noose is attached as a clip. During the day, the wooden noose is removed and continued to be used as a switchblade for self-defense.

Another example is a small arrangement on the window sill, which is the sweet-scented osmanthus oil that is used to wipe the hair.Ji Xiaofu designed it for a long time, and never encountered a night raider, and felt a little depressed.

Of course, in this incident, Miss Ji's small creative role is just that.Those who really left Yang Zuoshi with irreparable trauma in his heart were more providential and more random.For example, the bucket on the ground.For example, that gourd cool oil.

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Now let’s talk about Yang Zuoshi first.

Yang Xiao turned over and didn't know how long it took to finally calm down.Three knives and six holes for a man in the river and lake are nothing, does it hurt?Endure it!

Although, it's not painful.It is numb, spicy, painful and refreshing.Yang Zuoshi really wanted to find a sword to kill everything...it was too unbearable.Yang Zuo gritted his teeth and gasped.He was a little confused.Things happened so fast that Yang Xiao refused to think about what happened.

Handsome and unrestrained Yang Zuoshi lay on the ground, gritted his teeth and silently recalled his first half of life:

When he was learning art as a teenager, he really bullied his master and looked for his master's cheat books to read.But who asked the master to teach half-movements and hide half-movements?

When he was the left envoy, he did report his brothers to the leader.However, as the left envoy, he was responsible for the internal affairs of the church.Can't you find a quiet place for something like a martial arts competition?Do you have to provoke the lunatics from the six major factions?

When Yew Dragon King looked down on Fan Yao, he really laughed.He also casually told this joke to many subordinates in the church.But didn't the Yew Dragon King also take a fancy to him?Youshi usually took care of his face when he had time, thinking that he was too handsome.It's not good to pick up girls, so it's not good for a brother to just smile?

When the Lion King went mad, he was really happy in his heart.The status of the four kings is no worse than that of the left and right envoys.Moreover, the lion king's boldness and loyalty are valued by everyone.But at that time, the leader disappeared, and people were panicked.He devoted himself to rectifying order in the church.Wouldn't it be more helpful to the cause of this teaching if there is one less naysayer everywhere!

Mingzun, what did I, Yang Xiao, do wrong? God, he treats me like this...

Suddenly, I heard the voice that had been haunting my soul for thirty days, and finally spoke to him.Although this scene was very different from Yang Xiao's imagination.Ji Xiaofu tremblingly took a long sword as a policeman, her voice was still trembling: "Say! You... you, what's your name?"

Yang Xiao was silent for a moment, then blurted out:

"Fan Yao."

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