"...Why you are the only one who is not sick is what we have analyzed. Now, let us look at the possible reasons why you were not sick before and suddenly became sick..."
Ji Xiaofu stood in the small reception hall arranged by Yang Xiao, holding a feather duster and pointing at a certain piece of paper hanging on the wall.On it, Ji Xiaofu drew some distorted simplified characters.
Wei Yixiao swayed twice on the first row of seats.He's a little nervous.
At this time, there were still many high-ranking members of the Devil's Cult sitting behind him, all listening with their ears stretched out.Wei Yixiao was very worried.If this girl asked the question in public: "Are you overindulging in sex?", he would have no choice but to run away and not return to the main forum for 20 years...
Ji Xiaofu didn't notice King Wei Fu's fright. After summarizing one, two, three, four, five passionately, Ji Xiaofu slapped the wallpaper to make a summary:
"Since the problem lies in these several aspects, then treat it!" Ji Xiaofu resolutely said: "Let's do it the other way around!"
The other way around?What does this mean?The senior leaders of the Devil's Cult looked at each other, and then felt a little strange to each other.It's so interesting to sit in a row like sitting in a private school to listen to lectures!Yang Xiao looked around and thought so.It's a pity that these "classmates" next to me are too annoying!Also—that "sir" is carrying a feather duster!
No one doubted Ji Xiaofu much.Although Hu Qingniu, the genius doctor of the Devil's Cult, had sentenced Wei Yixiao's disease to the bone, he might not be cured, but Ji Xiaofu!Ji Xiaofuye who knows how to preserve "stone water", knows how to make glass, calculates siege vehicles with giant wooden flags, can discuss gunpowder with fire flags, and even knows that there are many islands in the vast sea outside!Everyone's confidence in Ji Xiaofu is much stronger than Miss Ji's confidence in herself.Many people even wondered in their hearts, should they create some kind of honorary position to keep Miss Ji in this church?Of course, this may have to slaughter the Emei sect first.It's impossible to do something concurrently!The native martial arts guy is much more ruthless than the dumb girl from time travel in these respects.
Only Wei smiled, and his heart was filled with unease.King Wei Bat didn't know, on this point, he could actually have an in-depth exchange with Yang Zuoshi.Thinking about it, the scene must be "holding hands and looking at tears, but choking speechlessly"...
Ji Xiaofu didn't know that there was such a turmoil down there.Ji Meizi rolled up her sleeves as if she was talking about the auxiliary lines of a geometry problem, her expression was very academic.
"The best solution..."
Everyone leaned forward.Although Wei Yixiao is perverted, he is also our perverted brother.The Devil's Cult has developed several versions of the "Escape Guide for Avoiding Wei Yixiao", which include climbing trees, splashing water, chanting mantras, stripping and dancing naked, rubbing stinky oil on oneself, carrying black dog blood with you, and so on.However, these people at the highest level never thought of driving Wei Yixiao out of the Devil's Cult.
Ji Xiaofu said the second half of the sentence leisurely: "...It is to solve the problem on the material basis. That is to say, to regulate his obsession."
The senior leaders of the Demon Cult who were leaning forward were all discouraged.
Needless to say?Isn't this impossible!
It is said that internal strength can originally be used to clear the meridians of others.It's just that this consumes a lot.It is equivalent to using the transporter's internal force to fight a war with Wei Yixiao's own internal force.
Such an "expedition".It's like a battle between two parties. A team with a long journey carries a bucket of rice dry food with them. When they arrive at the battle location, the shipping fee may be equivalent to ten buckets of rice.It also seems that people cannot go without food for a long time.This work of clearing the meridians for others cannot be interrupted, or even replaced by someone with a different internal force attribute from the first transporter, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.
Wei Yixiao is a top-notch one!That is to say, if you want to defeat his internal force, unless there is someone whose skill is more than ten times his own to help him with his whole body, or there are ten brothers who are all first-class in the same school to use it one after another.Both of these seem impossible!
"Don't you have a solution?" Zhou Dian couldn't help asking anxiously.
Ji Xiaofu shook her head: "I have no choice. I haven't figured out what the meridian is until now, and it's impossible to do things like dredge the veins. But..." Ji Xiaofu smiled:
"Besides the best solution, the second solution is to make Wei smile and transform into a normal person little by little, starting from his childhood experience!"
Most of the people here are human sperm, such as Yang Xiao, Peng Monk, Leng Qian, Zhuang Zheng, and Tang Jundu, they all feel that this statement is a bit weird.Is Bat King Wei a normal person?Of course not.But generally people don't say that, and everyone generally says, help him cure his blood-sucking problem.
Ji Xiaofu paused for a moment, then suddenly confirmed: "According to you... Wei Yixiao's condition is better today than usual?"
Everyone nodded.Even Wei Yixiao couldn't help but nodded.
Ji Xiaofu showed a relieved expression on her face: "That's good, our choice of plan will be much more targeted. Even if we can't achieve the best results for the time being, at least we can get control from it, so that the current symptoms will not worsen!"
This thing is very encouraging to the masses!Everyone smiled happily, and went to see Wei Yixiao together.I heard Ji Xiaofu say:
"Wei Yixiao, the things he did today are: climbing up a tree, jumping down from a tree, laughing strangely, catching Ji Xiaofu—that is, me—and escaping with light work. The two of us talked in mid-air, Wei Yixiao almost hit the mountain wall. Then he landed to catch sheep and roast meat, eat meat, then Wei Yixiao ran away, and then returned to the original place to recall the past, and then everyone found us walking back..." Ji Xiaofu looked up at Wei Yixiao: " That's all, do you have anything to add?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.What is this doing?
Everyone went to see Wei Yixiao again, and Wei Bat King shook his head in confusion.That's really all there is to it, so... what?
"...So", Ji Xiaofu said, "When we didn't know how to regulate his meridians, we got an imperfect but complete program, how to control his condition..."
Yang Jiao of Jumu Banner gasped.
Ji Xiaofu nodded and said, "That's right. I don't know what caused him to get sick, but if we repeat this process completely without any omissions... then we can guarantee that he won't get sick!"
Everyone's expressions were a little incredulous.Has there been such a cure throughout the ages?Repeat experience?Could it be that Wei Yixiao climbed a tree every day, almost bumped into a mountain wall every day, talked to himself every day, and then caught mutton and could only eat exactly the same parts and no more, no less, etc... Wait, it seems that there is something wrong with thinking about it. reason?
If he was normal one day, then another day that exactly repeated that day, about, should, be normal too?
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.Why does it feel so unreliable.
Wei Yixiao felt a little relieved, it was much better than some brutal methods like disembowelling that he had thought of.Wei Yixiao's lightness kungfu is great, running up the tree is stress-free, and he usually does these things.It's just that you do it repeatedly every day?Can only eat lamb?Can only pretend to hit the wall without actually hitting it?Can you only talk about the leader and the past every day?How silly!Wei Yixiao wished he hadn't done anything today.Sleeping on the top of a tree for a few hours probably won't make you sick!
But... can it really be cured?Wei Yixiao couldn't help but look forward to it.
Ji Xiaofu took a picture of the bark, and she was a little proud of herself, showing that she was very satisfied with herself: "I have recorded the time. I probably look at the shadow of the sun. If you repeat it according to this, it will probably be almost the same."
Wei Yixiao's eyes darken.Really do it every day?It feels so deep in the ice...
But I heard Ji Xiaofu speak again.The five words that made Wei Yixiao tremble with fear: "This is the first step."
"This is the first step." Ji Xiaofu said.
"The second step is a little more complicated. We analyze these actions and find out which ones are useless. Those are the links that work, and then you repeat them over and over again. This idea is still relatively rough..."
Ji Xiaofu smiled embarrassedly: "However, there is a quick and easy way to judge, that is, Wei Yixiao, you can recall for yourself, which of these things you don't usually do, this is most likely the one you have today. There is no reason for the illness. Let’s repeat the whole set of procedures in the first step for a few days to make sure that you are no longer sick, then go to the second step and repeat the reasons that have been found out. If it can be controlled, Then we will have a deeper understanding of your condition..."
Yang Xiao coughed loudly, turned his head so that no one could see him smiling.There are quite a few others like him. Everyone didn't listen to what Ji Xiaofu said later, and they were all laughing, or watching Wei Bat King, or watching Wei Bat King while holding back a smile.
Do you still use Wei Yixiao to recall this? Just now everyone heard it very clearly. When Ji Xiaofu said this, what Wei Bat King doesn't usually do, everyone can guess the same thing...
Wei Yixiao's relaxed expression became tense and terrified again.He was the person involved, so what he did today couldn't be more clear.Thinking about it carefully, what I don't usually do, what I don't usually do... Wei Yixiao's eyes widened.There are only two things that I don’t do on weekdays and what I do today. One is that I almost hit the wall twice, and the other is recalling the past of the leader.
Ji Xiaofu's crisp voice recalled in his mind: "repeat the key points".Focus on repetition, focus on repetition...
Wei Yixiao conceived that at every moment, besides wanting to bump into the wall in mid-air, he rushed back and forth against the wall, and just sat down and smashed the Taoist master... When you are tired of reading, continue to hit... When you are tired, continue to read... and then Thinking and bumping... bumping and thinking...
Ya baa da!
Help wow!
Wei Bat King's face turned even paler.He's not feeling well.
"The third step is more complicated."
After Ji Xiaofu spoke, he hesitated for a moment.
how to say?However, it is indeed better to explain first.So, Ji Xiaofu said:
"I didn't think very thoroughly. We analyzed several possible reasons why only Wei Yixiao got sick. If the first two steps go well, then we have found a preliminary method to control the disease. But this state can How long the effect lasts, whether it is always effective or temporarily delayed, all these have to be observed for a long time. If Wei Yixiao repeats this every day, it will not only be boring, but also spend a lot of time here every day..."
Hearing these words, Wei Yixiao felt a sense of gratitude spontaneously...Yang Xiao moved the stool back, this is the person who knows Miss Ji best here.
Ji Xiaofu said: "...so, we still have to extract the essence. It's like extracting solanum from nightshade and ketchup from tomato. Find the most essential part of this repetitive action. It's best to extract the essence. It can be concentrated. And this key content..." Ji Xiaofu lowered her head: "I don't know what it is yet. Therefore, Wei Yixiao probably spent a little longer in the second stage... and then slowly summarized the observations. "The voice of the last few words was extremely low, obviously Ji Xiaofu herself felt sorry.
Everyone didn't speak, and each started to think.Just listening to this, it seems to be true.However, this kind of thing can cure diseases?A disease that no one in the martial arts can cure?
Everyone turned their eyes to Wei Yixiao, no matter what, it was up to Brother Wei to make up his mind.Although, his current situation seems impossible to be worse.And simulating hitting the wall and remembering the leader every day... Although it is a bit nervous, at least it sounds like there is no danger!
Wei Yixiao was on the verge of falling. The three words "slightly longer" were buzzing in his ears.Wei Yi smiled and thought, how about running away? Not returning to the main forum for 20 years!
The door was suddenly pushed open!
"...The key content, of course, is feelings."
A frightening guy with bright eyes stared at Ji Xiaofu and walked over.He opened his mouth to pick up half of Ji Xiaofu's words.Then, with bright eyes, she walked straight to Ji Xiaofu's direction, and maybe stepped on someone else's foot in the process.
All the senior leaders of the Devil's Cult looked back, but they all looked happy!Even Wei Yixiao, who was wondering whether to run or not to run, couldn't help standing up in surprise.For the first time, I felt that my disease, or my own, was really cured.
Yang Xiao asked in surprise, "Master Hu? When did you go up the mountain?"
It turned out that this person was not someone else.It was Hu Qingniu, the most famous doctor of the Demon Cult.
Hu Qingniu jumped in front of Ji Xiaofu with piercing eyes, and said with great joy, "It's amazing to have such an insight! A miracle doctor!"
Everyone in the audience trembled.
Ji Xiaofu heard Wei Yixiao talk about this miracle doctor, and when he heard the other person call her that, she was so frightened that her legs gave way and she sat down on the stool.With a dry smile in his mouth, he said, "Where, where."
Ji Xiaofu stood in the small reception hall arranged by Yang Xiao, holding a feather duster and pointing at a certain piece of paper hanging on the wall.On it, Ji Xiaofu drew some distorted simplified characters.
Wei Yixiao swayed twice on the first row of seats.He's a little nervous.
At this time, there were still many high-ranking members of the Devil's Cult sitting behind him, all listening with their ears stretched out.Wei Yixiao was very worried.If this girl asked the question in public: "Are you overindulging in sex?", he would have no choice but to run away and not return to the main forum for 20 years...
Ji Xiaofu didn't notice King Wei Fu's fright. After summarizing one, two, three, four, five passionately, Ji Xiaofu slapped the wallpaper to make a summary:
"Since the problem lies in these several aspects, then treat it!" Ji Xiaofu resolutely said: "Let's do it the other way around!"
The other way around?What does this mean?The senior leaders of the Devil's Cult looked at each other, and then felt a little strange to each other.It's so interesting to sit in a row like sitting in a private school to listen to lectures!Yang Xiao looked around and thought so.It's a pity that these "classmates" next to me are too annoying!Also—that "sir" is carrying a feather duster!
No one doubted Ji Xiaofu much.Although Hu Qingniu, the genius doctor of the Devil's Cult, had sentenced Wei Yixiao's disease to the bone, he might not be cured, but Ji Xiaofu!Ji Xiaofuye who knows how to preserve "stone water", knows how to make glass, calculates siege vehicles with giant wooden flags, can discuss gunpowder with fire flags, and even knows that there are many islands in the vast sea outside!Everyone's confidence in Ji Xiaofu is much stronger than Miss Ji's confidence in herself.Many people even wondered in their hearts, should they create some kind of honorary position to keep Miss Ji in this church?Of course, this may have to slaughter the Emei sect first.It's impossible to do something concurrently!The native martial arts guy is much more ruthless than the dumb girl from time travel in these respects.
Only Wei smiled, and his heart was filled with unease.King Wei Bat didn't know, on this point, he could actually have an in-depth exchange with Yang Zuoshi.Thinking about it, the scene must be "holding hands and looking at tears, but choking speechlessly"...
Ji Xiaofu didn't know that there was such a turmoil down there.Ji Meizi rolled up her sleeves as if she was talking about the auxiliary lines of a geometry problem, her expression was very academic.
"The best solution..."
Everyone leaned forward.Although Wei Yixiao is perverted, he is also our perverted brother.The Devil's Cult has developed several versions of the "Escape Guide for Avoiding Wei Yixiao", which include climbing trees, splashing water, chanting mantras, stripping and dancing naked, rubbing stinky oil on oneself, carrying black dog blood with you, and so on.However, these people at the highest level never thought of driving Wei Yixiao out of the Devil's Cult.
Ji Xiaofu said the second half of the sentence leisurely: "...It is to solve the problem on the material basis. That is to say, to regulate his obsession."
The senior leaders of the Demon Cult who were leaning forward were all discouraged.
Needless to say?Isn't this impossible!
It is said that internal strength can originally be used to clear the meridians of others.It's just that this consumes a lot.It is equivalent to using the transporter's internal force to fight a war with Wei Yixiao's own internal force.
Such an "expedition".It's like a battle between two parties. A team with a long journey carries a bucket of rice dry food with them. When they arrive at the battle location, the shipping fee may be equivalent to ten buckets of rice.It also seems that people cannot go without food for a long time.This work of clearing the meridians for others cannot be interrupted, or even replaced by someone with a different internal force attribute from the first transporter, otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted.
Wei Yixiao is a top-notch one!That is to say, if you want to defeat his internal force, unless there is someone whose skill is more than ten times his own to help him with his whole body, or there are ten brothers who are all first-class in the same school to use it one after another.Both of these seem impossible!
"Don't you have a solution?" Zhou Dian couldn't help asking anxiously.
Ji Xiaofu shook her head: "I have no choice. I haven't figured out what the meridian is until now, and it's impossible to do things like dredge the veins. But..." Ji Xiaofu smiled:
"Besides the best solution, the second solution is to make Wei smile and transform into a normal person little by little, starting from his childhood experience!"
Most of the people here are human sperm, such as Yang Xiao, Peng Monk, Leng Qian, Zhuang Zheng, and Tang Jundu, they all feel that this statement is a bit weird.Is Bat King Wei a normal person?Of course not.But generally people don't say that, and everyone generally says, help him cure his blood-sucking problem.
Ji Xiaofu paused for a moment, then suddenly confirmed: "According to you... Wei Yixiao's condition is better today than usual?"
Everyone nodded.Even Wei Yixiao couldn't help but nodded.
Ji Xiaofu showed a relieved expression on her face: "That's good, our choice of plan will be much more targeted. Even if we can't achieve the best results for the time being, at least we can get control from it, so that the current symptoms will not worsen!"
This thing is very encouraging to the masses!Everyone smiled happily, and went to see Wei Yixiao together.I heard Ji Xiaofu say:
"Wei Yixiao, the things he did today are: climbing up a tree, jumping down from a tree, laughing strangely, catching Ji Xiaofu—that is, me—and escaping with light work. The two of us talked in mid-air, Wei Yixiao almost hit the mountain wall. Then he landed to catch sheep and roast meat, eat meat, then Wei Yixiao ran away, and then returned to the original place to recall the past, and then everyone found us walking back..." Ji Xiaofu looked up at Wei Yixiao: " That's all, do you have anything to add?"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.What is this doing?
Everyone went to see Wei Yixiao again, and Wei Bat King shook his head in confusion.That's really all there is to it, so... what?
"...So", Ji Xiaofu said, "When we didn't know how to regulate his meridians, we got an imperfect but complete program, how to control his condition..."
Yang Jiao of Jumu Banner gasped.
Ji Xiaofu nodded and said, "That's right. I don't know what caused him to get sick, but if we repeat this process completely without any omissions... then we can guarantee that he won't get sick!"
Everyone's expressions were a little incredulous.Has there been such a cure throughout the ages?Repeat experience?Could it be that Wei Yixiao climbed a tree every day, almost bumped into a mountain wall every day, talked to himself every day, and then caught mutton and could only eat exactly the same parts and no more, no less, etc... Wait, it seems that there is something wrong with thinking about it. reason?
If he was normal one day, then another day that exactly repeated that day, about, should, be normal too?
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay.Why does it feel so unreliable.
Wei Yixiao felt a little relieved, it was much better than some brutal methods like disembowelling that he had thought of.Wei Yixiao's lightness kungfu is great, running up the tree is stress-free, and he usually does these things.It's just that you do it repeatedly every day?Can only eat lamb?Can only pretend to hit the wall without actually hitting it?Can you only talk about the leader and the past every day?How silly!Wei Yixiao wished he hadn't done anything today.Sleeping on the top of a tree for a few hours probably won't make you sick!
But... can it really be cured?Wei Yixiao couldn't help but look forward to it.
Ji Xiaofu took a picture of the bark, and she was a little proud of herself, showing that she was very satisfied with herself: "I have recorded the time. I probably look at the shadow of the sun. If you repeat it according to this, it will probably be almost the same."
Wei Yixiao's eyes darken.Really do it every day?It feels so deep in the ice...
But I heard Ji Xiaofu speak again.The five words that made Wei Yixiao tremble with fear: "This is the first step."
"This is the first step." Ji Xiaofu said.
"The second step is a little more complicated. We analyze these actions and find out which ones are useless. Those are the links that work, and then you repeat them over and over again. This idea is still relatively rough..."
Ji Xiaofu smiled embarrassedly: "However, there is a quick and easy way to judge, that is, Wei Yixiao, you can recall for yourself, which of these things you don't usually do, this is most likely the one you have today. There is no reason for the illness. Let’s repeat the whole set of procedures in the first step for a few days to make sure that you are no longer sick, then go to the second step and repeat the reasons that have been found out. If it can be controlled, Then we will have a deeper understanding of your condition..."
Yang Xiao coughed loudly, turned his head so that no one could see him smiling.There are quite a few others like him. Everyone didn't listen to what Ji Xiaofu said later, and they were all laughing, or watching Wei Bat King, or watching Wei Bat King while holding back a smile.
Do you still use Wei Yixiao to recall this? Just now everyone heard it very clearly. When Ji Xiaofu said this, what Wei Bat King doesn't usually do, everyone can guess the same thing...
Wei Yixiao's relaxed expression became tense and terrified again.He was the person involved, so what he did today couldn't be more clear.Thinking about it carefully, what I don't usually do, what I don't usually do... Wei Yixiao's eyes widened.There are only two things that I don’t do on weekdays and what I do today. One is that I almost hit the wall twice, and the other is recalling the past of the leader.
Ji Xiaofu's crisp voice recalled in his mind: "repeat the key points".Focus on repetition, focus on repetition...
Wei Yixiao conceived that at every moment, besides wanting to bump into the wall in mid-air, he rushed back and forth against the wall, and just sat down and smashed the Taoist master... When you are tired of reading, continue to hit... When you are tired, continue to read... and then Thinking and bumping... bumping and thinking...
Ya baa da!
Help wow!
Wei Bat King's face turned even paler.He's not feeling well.
"The third step is more complicated."
After Ji Xiaofu spoke, he hesitated for a moment.
how to say?However, it is indeed better to explain first.So, Ji Xiaofu said:
"I didn't think very thoroughly. We analyzed several possible reasons why only Wei Yixiao got sick. If the first two steps go well, then we have found a preliminary method to control the disease. But this state can How long the effect lasts, whether it is always effective or temporarily delayed, all these have to be observed for a long time. If Wei Yixiao repeats this every day, it will not only be boring, but also spend a lot of time here every day..."
Hearing these words, Wei Yixiao felt a sense of gratitude spontaneously...Yang Xiao moved the stool back, this is the person who knows Miss Ji best here.
Ji Xiaofu said: "...so, we still have to extract the essence. It's like extracting solanum from nightshade and ketchup from tomato. Find the most essential part of this repetitive action. It's best to extract the essence. It can be concentrated. And this key content..." Ji Xiaofu lowered her head: "I don't know what it is yet. Therefore, Wei Yixiao probably spent a little longer in the second stage... and then slowly summarized the observations. "The voice of the last few words was extremely low, obviously Ji Xiaofu herself felt sorry.
Everyone didn't speak, and each started to think.Just listening to this, it seems to be true.However, this kind of thing can cure diseases?A disease that no one in the martial arts can cure?
Everyone turned their eyes to Wei Yixiao, no matter what, it was up to Brother Wei to make up his mind.Although, his current situation seems impossible to be worse.And simulating hitting the wall and remembering the leader every day... Although it is a bit nervous, at least it sounds like there is no danger!
Wei Yixiao was on the verge of falling. The three words "slightly longer" were buzzing in his ears.Wei Yi smiled and thought, how about running away? Not returning to the main forum for 20 years!
The door was suddenly pushed open!
"...The key content, of course, is feelings."
A frightening guy with bright eyes stared at Ji Xiaofu and walked over.He opened his mouth to pick up half of Ji Xiaofu's words.Then, with bright eyes, she walked straight to Ji Xiaofu's direction, and maybe stepped on someone else's foot in the process.
All the senior leaders of the Devil's Cult looked back, but they all looked happy!Even Wei Yixiao, who was wondering whether to run or not to run, couldn't help standing up in surprise.For the first time, I felt that my disease, or my own, was really cured.
Yang Xiao asked in surprise, "Master Hu? When did you go up the mountain?"
It turned out that this person was not someone else.It was Hu Qingniu, the most famous doctor of the Demon Cult.
Hu Qingniu jumped in front of Ji Xiaofu with piercing eyes, and said with great joy, "It's amazing to have such an insight! A miracle doctor!"
Everyone in the audience trembled.
Ji Xiaofu heard Wei Yixiao talk about this miracle doctor, and when he heard the other person call her that, she was so frightened that her legs gave way and she sat down on the stool.With a dry smile in his mouth, he said, "Where, where."
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