Negative Textbook of Love [Quick Transmigration]

Thinking of this, Zhang Liangshao threw his backpack——

[Seven children!How can this be done, you have to help me! ]

[Don't worry, I can help you commit suicide until the last moment and keep your last virginity. ] 7474741 said solemnly.

[...QAQ! ] Zhang Liangshao was biting his handkerchief in his heart, when the optical brain suddenly vibrated.

He raised his arm and looked, and there were three large characters written on the light screen:

broker.

"I'll go, why is Xu Lu calling at this time! Didn't she enter the delivery room today?"

Zhang Liangshao flusteredly stroked his hair in front of the mirror, straightened his collar, cleared his throat twice, sat down on the chair, and answered the phone calmly.

"Hello, Miss Lu?"

The half body of a bright woman with big wavy hair is projected in the air.

Xu Lu was still wearing a round-neck hospital gown, his face was rosy, and his whole face seemed to have been given a soft light, but when he saw Zhang Liangshao, his face without makeup instantly revealed a kind of beauty unique to working women. Her face is sharp, her eyes are slightly narrowed, and Sister Yu's aura is immediately revealed.

Li Xiao was so guilty that he tensed his back subconsciously, noticing his abnormality, and immediately slumped back on the chair.

"Hey, are you backstage? Have you put on your make-up yet? Hmm... not bad, you're quite obedient this time." After looking Zhang Liangshao up and down, Xu Lu nodded in satisfaction.

"Sister Lu, aren't you going to the delivery room? Why are you calling me now?" Zhang Liangshao tilted his head, raised the corners of his lips, and twitched his brows, "Could it be... suddenly enlightened?" You have special feelings for me."

"..." Xu Lu was silent for a moment, "It seems a little..."

Zhang Liangshao was just joking, but when Xu Lu said this, the smile on his face couldn't hold back, "Ahem... sister, don't talk nonsense, are you bluffing me..."

"Hehehe, no way, I mean it! I feel—"

"The maternal love in me seems to be inspired by you," Xu Lu imitated him with a sinister smile, twisted his wrist, and pointed at him, "I said, little friend Li Xiao, are you Pikachu's younger brother whose skin is itching, old lady If you don't look at you for a day, you will cause me trouble everywhere, won't you?"

Zhang Liangshao breathed a sigh of relief, his acting skills returned to normal, and he said innocently, "I am not, I am not, who told you? This is slander! Go back and write a lawyer's letter to sue him!"

"Who else told me, where did you leave Xiao Wang Xiaoba alone? You even cut your hand... why didn't you just shave your face, really... why did I follow you like this What about an artist who doesn't worry...can't you have a little self-consciousness of a public figure?"

As soon as Xu Lu began to train people, the speed of his speech soared instantly, like a Tang monk chanting scriptures, Zhang Liangshao's head grew dizzy.

"Sister Lu, don't get excited, my hands are fine, it's Xiao Wang Xiaoba who exaggerated with you, really, don't worry, the most important thing is to give birth to the little princess, hurry up tomorrow! Fly back to see you."

"All right?" Xu Lu obviously didn't believe it, "raise your hand and have a look."

Zhang Liangshao raised his right hand frankly, "Hey."

"Another one."

"...Isn't the other one wearing an optical brain? I have to take it off. It's too troublesome. It's fine. Look, it doesn't affect my performance at all." Zhang Liangshao turned the screen to the mirror, and deliberately swung his hand twice. Before Xu Lu could see the situation clearly, he turned the camera back to his own face, showing a smile of "brother dei don't worry".

"Come on, I don't know what kind of pee you are?" Xu Lu criticized him with his eyes, "It's too late to be lenient now."

"Hiss..." Zhang Liangshao tilted his head, frowned, and admitted his mistake with difficulty, "Okay, I confess—"

"The thing is like this." He pursed his lips, "I don't know which bastard leaked my itinerary, I was blocked at the airport, and after being blocked, I escaped alone. Wang and Xiaoba lost my luggage, so the two of them had to go shopping for me at night, but after they left, I also had to eat, so I just went for a walk on the street alone to buy something casually Anyway, no one here knows me, right...the result! Guess what?"

Zhang Liangshao swallowed his saliva, and told nonsense, "Hey, the law and order here in the Empire is really bad. I passed by a dark and narrow alley, and I happened to see a group of Alphas surrounding a shivering, weak Omega. , intending to plot against her, but the passers-by around are extremely indifferent, and everyone pretends to turn a blind eye, bringing the ruthlessness of capitalism to the extreme. The only one who dares to go up against her is Omega's brother, but her brother..."

Zhang Liangshao closed his eyes, shook his head and said, "I'm too fat to squeeze into that narrow alley, so I had to turn my eyes for help to me who was passing by."

"...So many people passed by, why did they just find you?"

"Because I..." Zhang Liangshao blinked his right eye, his electricity was buzzing, "Handsome."

"..." Xu Lu sneered, and he didn't know how much he believed, "I said you, don't take it easy, sooner or later you will nail yourself to the hot search list."

"..."

"Ordinary people don't dare to fight against injustice with bare hands, let alone you don't know your own situation? Others have been rescued, but they raped you. If you want to promise each other with your body, what should you do?"

"..." Sister Lu, are you a devil? You can guess it seven to eight times.

"Forget it this time, I'll let you go. Do your best to perform, have you taken the medicine..."

"Er - ate."

"Huh?" Xu Lu saw something was wrong from his illusory eyes, "Are you eating or not?"

"I ate it, I ate it, I really ate it!" Zhang Liangshao looked at her with reproachful eyes, "Can there be more sincerity and trust between people? Can I lie to you about such a big thing?"

Xu Lu pointed to his eyes with his right index finger and middle finger, "Huh, remember, I will watch you! If you dare to mess up this performance, I think you are ready to quit the circle."

"The mother of No. 0250 is ready to enter the delivery room."

The background sound of the nurse on duty came from Xu Lu's side. She glanced out of the camera and turned her head.

"I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to have a baby."

"Oh! That's great, it's finally about to give birth." Zhang Liangshao cheered up, "Sister Lu, come on, give birth slowly, don't worry."

"..."

The call hangs up.

Zhang Liangshao felt as tired as if he had been through a battle, and wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, "It's terrible, it's terrible, it's terrible..."

[Xiaoqi, what should I do!I want GG! ]

There are less than two hours left before the official performance, where can he go to find medicine at this time!

"Brother Xi Ao, are you alright? The staff notified us that we will be on stage!" Xiao Wang knocked on the door.

"Understood, just wait."

Zhang Liangshao formed a group.

[I have an idea. ] 7474741 said suddenly.

[what? ]

[Why don't you follow the principle of proximity to find a strategy target now, then use your pheromones to conquer him, and get the rewards of the side quests to escape. ]

[This is also called an idea, aren't you just cheating me...] Zhang Liangshao hammered his head, [If I only want the points for the side missions, do I still need to spend so much effort?No no no...]

The young man suddenly raised his head, and said in an uncertain tone, [OK? ]

7474741: [You decided to give up? ]

[no. ] A subtle expression appeared on Zhang Liangshao's face, his eyes rolled and turned, [... I seem to have a solution, hahahahaha, I'm so witty, Xiaoqi, thank you for your reminder! ]

7474741: [? ? ? ]