Negative Textbook of Love [Quick Transmigration]

Zhang Liangshao slept until it was dark. When he woke up, he yawned and felt a little hungry.

7474741: [Are you a pig?In addition to eating is sleeping. ]

Zhang Liangshao: [This is wrong. Pigs can mate, but I can't. There is a small yellow text of more than 3 words between me and pigs. ]

7474741: […]

Zhang Liangshao walked out of the room and found that the living room was empty, with a refreshing sea breeze blowing from the side. He turned his head, and behind the fluttering window screen, there were two overlapping figures nestling on the tatami mats on the balcony.

"This guy, this time is really durable." Zhang Liangshao was a little surprised to see that Luo Lie was still in human form.

"Hey, both of you, excuse me, are you going to eat?" He lifted the window screen and pushed open the balcony door.

Lu Youran turned her head, the soft expression on her face hadn't faded, and her whole body was covered with pink bubbles, "You haven't woken up, so we called the dining car by ourselves."

Zhang Liangshao then looked at the golden dining car beside him. The plates on it were clean, except for a few broccoli for decoration.

"...Okay." He closed the door, shutting out the charming breath and the sea breeze, "I'll eat by myself."

The Princess Mary has sailed to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean at this moment, and the sea and sky are peaceful on all sides. Zhang Liangshao is holding the Argentine red shrimp sashimi salad in one hand, and the medium-ripe Australian fruit wood steak in the other. Great food while looking at the ocean.

There was a staggering of toasts and chips all around, and people's laughter and laughter were endless.

"Sir, does the food meet your taste?" The waiter came over and asked routinely.

"Huh? Oh...it's delicious, thank you."

"Ok."

"..."

The waiter walked away, and Zhang Liangshao concentrated on cutting the steak.

7474741 put the first cut plum in his mind.

Zhang Liangshao laughed out loud, [What are you doing? ]

[Looking at other people talking and talking, you are alone and desolate, let me play some BGM for you to set off your bitter and miserable mood. ]

[Where did I behave so miserable? ] A certain person's face is unclear, so, [I have delicious and delicious food, what's the bitterness? ]

7474741: [Where did you drink? ]

Zhang Liangshao: [That's why I didn't take it!Do you understand the last drinks in the buffet? ]

7474741: [Go get a cup and try it. ]

Zhang Liangshao felt that this request was not too much, so he got up, wiped his mouth with a napkin, and left his seat.

When he came back with a prepared margarita, the red shrimp and steak had been taken away, the waiter was changing the tableware, and a middle-aged couple in luxurious clothes had already sat at that table.

"Oh, sir! I'm sorry, I thought you had finished eating!" Seeing him coming back, the waiter in a tuxedo said in trepidation.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm full."

Zhang Liangshao waved his hands indifferently, and sat down on a chair beside him with a smile on his face.

7474741 continues to play Yijianmei for him.

The expression of the young man froze on his face. He squeezed the glass and drank the cocktail with the feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist. Looking at the sea, his eyes were full of vicissitudes.

[Snowflakes are fluttering, the north wind is blowing, the world is vast...]

……

Afterwards, Zhang Liangshao wisely never left his chair, but snapped his fingers every time he finished drinking to ask the waiter to refill his glass, and then stared at the sea with his cheeks on his hands.

The sky was getting darker, and the scenery on the sea was gradually becoming unclear. The sea and sky gradually merged into one color, and then turned into deep black ink.

The band in the restaurant took turns and started playing the song "Dream Wedding" at the beginning.

The chair in front of him was pulled away, and a glass of Burgundy red wine was placed on the opposite side. Zhang Liangshao turned his head slowly, his eyes gradually focused, and he saw the platinum-blond hair, serious face, and Light to transparent iris.

"Long time no see, Louis Jon."

"...Mr. Ulysses!" Zhang Liangshao propped his chin and looked at the person opposite him, "Long time no see!"

He chuckled, "I miss you so much!"

Ulysses: "..."

7474741: [...What's the situation? ? ? ]

Zhang Liangshao did not respond to the voice in his head, but slipped slowly onto the table along the palm of his hand, with his shoulders pressed under his head, and he tilted his head to look at him, with his brown forehead covering his face, he looked very small, and his eyes were sparkling Yes, looking at him blinking.

"Louis, don't act stupid over there." Ulysses said in a cold tone, "Where is Yermungand?"

The young man on the opposite side seemed to have listened but didn't.

[Today's Ulysses is so handsome, he looks so restrained in a black dress!It's different from those coquettish sluts on the side of the road! ]

7474741 If there is an expression at this moment, it is probably the same as Ulysses.

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The young man squinted his eyes, and there was a hint of moisture in his long and narrow eyeliner. He deliberately lowered his voice mysteriously, "Do you want to come to my room? Show you a big baby!"

Ulysses: "...don't think I'm going to fall for you."

Zhang Liangshao's face instantly darkened, he straightened his head, and found that his head was a little heavy, turned upside down, then stretched out two hands to support it, and said solemnly, "Who told you that I want you to fuck me?"

Ulysses: "..."

"I just want you to see my luminous watch." After Zhang Liangshao said this, he laughed like a 130-jin little fool.

7474741: […somebody drag this disgraceful thing out. ]

Probably because he hadn’t heard the laughter in front of him for a long time, he felt something was wrong, the smile on Zhang Lianghan’s face gradually subsided, he cleared his throat, raised his face, as if he felt that it was not formal enough, and He reached out and took the Burgundy red wine in front of someone, poured half of it into his own glass, and put the rest back in its place.

Ulysses watched him the whole time, with a look that seemed to say, "I'll see what else you can do."

"Ahem..." Zhang Liangshao picked up his wine glass, tilted his neck slightly, and looked at him with his eyeballs down his lower eyelids, pretending to say, "Tell me, what do you want? I can satisfy you... Ulysses... Ultraman."

7474741: [You dare to say that this tone is not imitating others!And you should pronounce their names anyway, right? ]

Urissi frowned: "It's Osman."

Zhang Liangshao who is not in the state: "Huh?"

"Ulysses Osman."

"Oh, I'm sorry..." Zhang Liangshao struggled to lift the shelf again, and continued to squint, "What do you want? I can satisfy you, Ulysses... hiccup!"

Zhang Liangshao burped, and after beating, he forgot his words.

Ulysses was no longer going to take on a drunk who dared to go out of his way to molest his male boss in public.

"I want you to take me to Jormungandr."

Zhang Liangshao, who was wondering about Ulysses' surname, came back to his senses, "Did you mean Luo Lie?"

There was some change in Ulysses' eyes, and he nodded.

Zhang Liangshao sneered and waved his hands, "Oh, baby, there's no need to be so troublesome, you just need to call them, and they will feel ashamed."

"..." Ulysses didn't understand the stalk.

"But if this is your request, I will naturally agree." Zhang Liangshao turned his head and winked at him, "After all, you are handsome, and you can say anything."

"..."

The young man stood up, grabbed Ulysses' tie, and walked towards the door of the restaurant.

They passed through a group of men and women with surprised faces, knocked over the tray held by the stunned waiter on the ground, stepped on the red carpeted corridor, passed the mother covering the child's face, and then pushed open a door.

Inside the door is a spacious and comfortable living room. The doors of the bathroom, bedroom, and balcony are all open, and it looks like there is no one there.

"He's not here." Ulysses narrowed his eyes.

The chest was suddenly pushed violently, and the man was hit against the wall, his body covered with a layer of fiery body.

The young man's lips were pressed against his chin, his eyes blurred like swaying red wine, his long eyelashes cast a shadow on his face, a sweet fruity aroma and mellow wine aroma mixed in the hot and humid breath In, "Then do you want to kiss me?"