I became the wife of the president after I turned into trash

Shi Dongbai paused, looked at the brightly lit street, and suddenly remembered what he forgot.

He doesn't know his way home.

As the cool night wind blew, Shi Dongbai had a flash of inspiration, remembering that he still had a mobile phone.

You can ask Wang Miaomiao.

After struggling for a long time, the phone's screen still didn't turn on, Shi Dongbai looked at the pitch-black screen in disbelief.

Could it be that there is no electricity?

City S is a metropolis, and night is when the city is really lively.

The office workers who have been busy all day finally have time to go out for a walk.

Fashionable and beautiful young men and women walked back and forth on the street, and many people turned their attention to Shi Dongbai who stood motionless at the corner for a long time.

Shi Dongbai stared at the phone, trying to turn it on again with his thoughts.

A small hand patted his shoulder.

Shi Dongbai looked sideways.

A look of surprise flashed in the eyes of the girl behind her.

He must not know how handsome he is when he tilts his head and reveals half of his face.

The girl blushed a little, and joked: "Little friend, what are you doing standing on the street corner?"

Shi Dongbai: "I can't find a home."

The girl giggled at him, thinking he was joking.

Shi Dongbai was a little helpless, "Really."

He raised his phone to signal to the girl, "It's out of battery."

girl:"……"

She sent Shi Dongbai to the nearest police station, and looked at Shi Dongbai regretfully before leaving.

It is clearly written in the eyes: what a handsome guy, what a pity he is a fool.

The police uncle asked him coaxing a child: "Did your family put the address on you?"

Shi Dongbai: "...I'm not mentally retarded."

The little Tuoji with the pink rubber band on his head also nodded, explaining very seriously.

The smile on the police uncle's face slowly disappeared, "Oh, no."

He sat on the chair opposite to Shi Dongbai, holding a notebook and said in a businesslike manner: "Name, age."

"Shi Dongbai, I don't know his age."

The policeman glanced at him, "Which Shi? Which Dong? Which Bai?"

……

To be honest, he also wanted to know how to write these three characters.

There was obvious suspicion in the police uncle's eyes.

Shi Dongbai hesitated for a moment, then asked tentatively, "Aba?"

police:"……"

"Why don't you take it as a fart when I just said that I'm not mentally retarded," Shi Dongbai said with a smile, "It's true that my IQ is slightly lower than that of ordinary people."

Can he have any other more reasonable explanation besides mental retardation?

He really couldn't think of a situation where a normal person would not know his home address!

It's fine if you don't know your home address, and you can't even write your name!

What reasonable explanation can there be?

He is retarded.

Another younger policeman came over and broke the eerie silence between the two.

"This phone is fully charged."

The young policeman returned Shi Dongbai's cell phone to him.

"Exactly, give your family a call and ask." The old policeman answered.

Shi Dongbai raised his head slowly, and said something that did not surprise the police uncle at all, "I don't know the phone number of my family."

"Did you drink fake wine when you went out?"

Shi Dongbai looked innocent.

In desperation, the young policeman helped him look through the address book.

There are only two numbers stored in the original owner's mobile phone, "Lawyer Chen" and "Jiang Qian".

Shi Dongbai was speechless watching from the side, and asked in a low voice, "Am I an orphan?"

Police: "I also want to ask, who is this Jiang Qian?"

Having dealt with him just now, Shi Dongbai still remembered that "Secretary Jiang", and was about to explain, when an idea formed in his mind.

Shi Dongbai: "My dad's secretary."

police:"???"

As for Shi Dongbai's T-shirt and shorts, how does he look like he has a father who is worthy of an angry secretary?

Shi Dongbai said inscrutablely: "People should not be judged by their appearance."

The policeman nodded. Indeed, some rich men are very low-key, "Then you should call him."

Shi Dongbai really picked up his phone and called Jiang Qian.

Jiang Qian happened to have just sent Yin Tingjun home.

Hearing the ringing of the bell, Yin Tingjun looked back at him.

Jiang Qian held the phone a little strangely, "It's the boy today."

Yin Tingjun paused when he untied his tie, "What did he call you for?"

"I don't know." He answered the phone while talking, and turned on the speaker.

As soon as the phone was connected, Shi Dongbai's choked up voice came: "Secretary Jiang..."

Jiang Qian shivered, "Mr. Shi?"

"I can't find my home, can you come pick me up?"

Jiang Qian was sure that he could understand every word the other party said, but he couldn't understand it together.

"Why did you ask me to pick you up when you couldn't find a home?"

Shi Dongbai paused and said, "Because you are my father's secretary."

Jiang Qian: "???"

The blue veins on the forehead of Yin Tingjun, who was watching, twitched. It was rare that he was angry with the same person twice in the same day.

After Shi Dongbai finished speaking, he found that there was no voice on the other side. He took the phone away and glanced, "Hang up?"

Police: "No hang up."

Suddenly a deep voice came from the other end of the phone, "I am your father?"

This voice is full of magnetism, which makes people's ears tingle.

Shi Dongbai smiled and said: "Yeah~ Don't you like me to call you daddy the most? Last night you obviously asked me to call you daddy, daddy~"

In the last cry, he deliberately prolonged his voice, making it sweet and greasy.

Yin Tingjun: "..."

Shi Dongbai seemed to have a sense, and shouted: "Don't hang up! I won't pay you back if you hang up!"

Yin Tingjun, who was about to press the hang up button with his finger: "..."

The cold-blooded and mad President Yin was obviously not something he could threaten with his words, Shi Dongbai heard the other party sneer, and hung up with a "beep".

Police: "This is your father?"

Shi Dongbai threw away the phone, "Okay, I'm indeed an orphan now."

His dear papa, just lost him :)

The police obviously didn't believe his nonsense, and finally mobilized the surveillance to find out where Shi Dongbai's family lived.

The policeman drove him downstairs, Shi Dongbai bowed and thanked him one after another, "Thank you, Uncle Policeman."

"You're welcome, do you know which floor and household you live in? There is no surveillance in the corridors of this old community."

Shi Dongbai nodded with absolute certainty, "I know."

He took a look at it when he left the house in the morning.

Shi Dongbai found the door of his house full of confidence, and found that he had neglected a very important thing.

He has no keys.

In the middle of the night, Shi Dongbai called the small advertisement for unlocking on the door frame.

Although the original owner's house was small and old, Shi Dongbai still had a good night's sleep.

A rare and peaceful sleep until dawn.

To say that the original owner's house is small is actually smaller than the manor Shi Dongbai lived in when he was a nobleman.

Its implementation home has two bedrooms and one living room, with an area of ​​200 square meters.

After Shi Dongbai finished washing, he walked around the room.

In addition to the bedroom where Shi Dongbai lived, there was another room that was locked.

He searched for a long time before he found the key and opened the room.

The decorations inside are a bit old, and there are two photo frames on the table.

One is an old woman with a kind face, and the other is a pair of high-spirited young couple holding a baby in their arms.

Shi Dongbai frowned.

It seems that the original owner is not an orphan, why is there not even a contact in the address book?

Why is this room locked?

Shi Dongbai paused with his fingertips, and had a guess in his mind.

Unless these people have passed away, this room contains their relics.

how to say.

It's a bit miserable.

These are all other people's stories, Shi Dongbai silently mourned for the original owner for a second, and then locked the room again.

Packed up and went downstairs to eat.

He is a nobleman who has never even seen what a pot looks like, so it is absolutely impossible for him to cook.

Those kind police uncles taught Shi Dongbai how to use mobile payment yesterday.

Shi Dongbai took a taxi as soon as he left the community.

"It's best to go nearby..." Halfway through the sentence, I suddenly remembered that I was a poor ghost, "Go to the nearest restaurant."

For a while, I really can't change the habits of the nobles.

The driver took him to a restaurant that looked a bit expensive.

Shi Dongbai thought for a second.

Is the original owner's money enough for a meal?

He just thought for a second, even if he had no money to eat, he still wanted to eat.

The environment of the restaurant is quiet and the taste is good.

Shi Dongbai settled the bill smoothly after eating.

In this way, sooner or later, I have to sit and eat, and I still have to find a job.

Just as he was thinking of a thin old lady walking slowly beside him, she let out an "ouch" and lay down slowly.

Shi Dongbai: "...?"

This plot is inexplicably familiar. If he was driving a car, it would be a perfect touch.

The old lady took a few breaths, "Come and see, you want to run if you bump into someone!"

Shi Dongbai looked left and right, and confirmed that he was the only one around, and that the unlucky ghost who was bumped into porcelain was indeed him.

"Old man, I don't even have a car."

The old lady turned a deaf ear and yelled to herself.

The people around stopped one after another, and someone took a mobile phone and started taking pictures.

Shi Dongbai squatted on the ground with a headache, trying to reason with the old man: "Grandma, look at me, an older unemployed young man who can hardly even feed himself, how can I compensate you?"

The implication is that you don't pick a good person when you touch porcelain.

The old man was a little deaf, "Huh? What did you say?"

After she finished these two sentences, she gasped for a while, and the corners of her forehead were covered with fine sweat.

Shi Dongbai was speechless, and was about to say something, but he didn't say it.

He saw the old lady's trembling hands.

Shi Dongbai hugged the old man without saying a word, "Persist."

After speaking, I stopped a car and went straight to the hospital.

"Master, drive faster, be in a hurry."

It was very quiet in the carriage along the way, only the old lady was panting with difficulty.

When he arrived at the hospital, Shi Dongbai took the old lady straight to the emergency department. After some examinations, there were many serious and minor illnesses.

The hospital asked Shi Dongbai to pay the deposit first.

After Shi Dongbai paid the deposit, the balance was only in single digits.

He stood outside the operating room with a headache on his face.

The doctor just told him that the old lady's follow-up treatment fee plus hospitalization fee would be at least [-] less.

Where is he going to get the [-] yuan?

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