The Poisoned Apple of Port Mafia

"what?"

"I refuse."

Nakahara Chuya and Fran spoke at the same time.

"You don't know how much I paid to prevent that bandage man from finding my home." In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from finding out, Fran carefully checked whether there were transmitters on his body and car every day, and even used illusion to deceive him. Those spies sent by Osamu Dazai.

"I'm tired of taking care of Fran as a baby!"

"But Dazai-kun is Chuya-kun your partner, right? Although it's been a long time since you two went on a mission together." Mori Ogai propped his chin.

"Sorry, please allow me to refuse." Nakahara Zhong also covered his eyes.

He couldn't imagine Fran and Osamu Dazai in the house at the same time.

That would be absolute hell...

"But if you don't want to, Mr. Dazai said that he will ask your subordinates to help him clean up the corpse in the future."

"..."

"Tsk, what a terrible adult."

"Dazai-kun is one of the important cadres of our organization, if possible, I will trouble you."

"Is this an order?"

"Is that so?"

"Yes, I understand." Zhong Yuanzhong also replied reluctantly.

"Eh? Chuya, shouldn't you fight for it again?" Fran couldn't believe it.

"..."

"Then I will trouble you." Mori Ogai looked at Chuya with a smile.

"No..." These two words came out of Zhong Ye's mouth with great difficulty.

Fran pulled Zhong Yuanzhong, who seemed to have lost his soul, and walked out.

"It seems that Nakaya-kun really doesn't want to live with you." Mori Ogai supported his head with one hand, tilted his head and said to Osamu Dazai who came out from another door in the room.

"You don't understand, a dog who hasn't received love from its owner for too long will be awkward—" Osamu Dazai drew a long voice, and he put the document in his hand on Mori Ogai's desk, "This mission report."

"Thank you." Mori Ogai picked up the document and looked at it, "As expected of Dazai-kun, this kind of task can be completed at once." He looked up at Dazai Osamu.

"I don't want to do this kind of troublesome task again." Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "I'm going to pack up, I'm leaving first."

"it is good."

Holding Chuya who lost his soul, Fran took out a magazine from his pocket with the other hand, "Chuya, read this."

"What?" Zhongya took it, and saw the eight characters [this week's unyielding Zhongya] in the magazine at a glance, his face turned dark instantly, and he knew it was without thinking. Osamu Dazai's mackerel was dried.

"Me got this from someone else." Fran said, "Don't worry Chuya, with me around, I won't let that guy into your room, and I won't let him secretly take pictures of you." Lan patted his chest, "So me will sleep with you in the future."

"Hey..." Zhong also touched Fran's apple headgear helplessly, "When you go back, move the things in your room to my room, and let that guy live in your room, so as not to have to clean it."

"Okay—" Fran replied.

Fran, who successfully increased Chuya's anger towards Osamu Dazai and obtained the long-term residence right of Chuya's room, gave himself a thumbs up.

.........

……

"Hey - it's so messy, there are still unpacked comic books on the sofa, Chuya, have you become so lazy?"

"Huh?! Fran is not you! He will clean up after reading it." Zhong Yuanzhong also sent the dinner materials to the kitchen.

"Where's that guy? You finally threw him away? Let's celebrate by eating crabs tonight!" Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa.

"I won't throw him away even if I throw you away." Nakaya rolled his eyes at him, "Fran went out to play with Oda, and will be back in a while."

"what?!"

At this moment, the doorbell rang, and Chuya walked over to open the door, "Are you back?"

"I'm back, can I invite Uncle Oda to eat curry and rice?"

"Yes." Nakaya nodded to Sakunosuke Oda, "Welcome, come and sit down first, I'll prepare dinner."

"Ah, let me help too. I'm pretty good at making curry." Oda Sakunosuke put Fran down, and walked in with Chuya, "Eh? Dazai, are you here?"

"No way, the boss asked me to live with this dwarf. Since it is the boss's order, I have to listen to it," Osamu Dazai, who was originally lazily lying on the sofa, was sitting on the sofa with a straight posture, and he took a picture Take a picture of the seat next to it, "Just let Chuya cook dinner, Odasaku, come and sit here."

"No, I'd better go help, Fran, sit down for a while."

Nakaya gave Osamu Dazai a supercilious look, and then took Oda Sakunosuke to the kitchen.

Fran sat opposite Osamu Dazai with a blank expression, "Where's the manga I put on the sofa?" He didn't close it and put it on the sofa before he finished reading it.

"Ah? That, it's too obstructive, I threw it on the ground." Seeing Oda Sakunosuke go to the kitchen, Osamu Dazai returned to the original lying position.

"..." Fran was silent for a while, and then said to Osamu Dazai, "Do you know what is the most powerful weapon for children?"

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows.

In the next second, Fran took out a bottle of eye drops from his pocket, dripped a few drops into his eyes, and then ran to the kitchen, "Wow——! Nakaya-san! Uncle Oda! That Osamu Dazai bullied me—— !"

"...Huh?! You!" Osamu Dazai never expected that this brat would be even more shameless than him!

"Too! Zai!" Nakaya ran out of the kitchen and kicked Osamu Dazai directly.

Dazai quickly blocked his attack.

[System prompt: Player Fran also caused 666 physical damage to player Osamu Dazai while using it. ]

"Dazai, Fran is still young." Oda Sakunosuke walked out holding Fran, and looked at Osamu Dazai with disapproval.

[System prompt: Player Fran used Oda Sakunosuke to cause 6666 psychological damage to player Dazai Osamu. ]

[System prompt: Player Fran defeated player Osamu Dazai and won the victory! ]

In the end, Oda Sakunosuke and Nakahara Nakaya sat on both sides of Fran, and Dazai Osamu sat opposite to eat curry rice.

"Here you are." Chuya put half of his tonkatsu on Fran's plate.

"Thank you Chuya—"

"I'll give you mine too." Oda Sakunosuke also shared half of his tonkatsu with Fran.

"Thank you Oda-san——"

It may be that Osamu Dazai's gaze was too strong, Oda Sakunosuke looked over, saw Osamu Dazai poking his salad with a spoon, nodded suddenly, "Come on, Dazai, this is for you."

Dazai Osamu, who raised his head excitedly when he heard what Oda Sakunosuke said, went back instantly after seeing Oda Sakunosuke put the green peppers in the salad into his salad.

He doesn't like green peppers.

"Dazai, your complexion is not good recently, you should eat more vegetables, green peppers are very good." Oda Sakunosuke looked serious.

"That's right." Fran nodded in agreement, and then used a fork to put the green peppers from the salad in his own bowl into Osamu Dazai's salad, "I'll give you mine too."

"Hey! Don't take the opportunity to give the green pepper to Dazai, you must eat this green pepper!" Nakahara also put his own green pepper into Fran's salad.

"...tsk."

"Fran, the picky eater is not tall." Oda Sakunosuke looked serious, "You are too, Dazai."

[System prompt: Player Fran and player Osamu Dazai were attacked by the boss Qingjiao at the same time, and their HP was reset to zero. ]

During the first week when Osamu Dazai lived in, Nakahara also found that he was much less tired than when he lived alone with Osamu Dazai.

Well, sure enough it was the right thing to bring back Fran.

Osamu Dazai never expected that he could not disable Fran's illusion. Every time he wanted to show his presence in front of Chuya, he would be interrupted by this apple-headed kid, and he was forced to watch him and Chuya love each other.

"Hey, didn't your teacher teach you that it's okay to pet other people's dogs?" In Lupin's bar, Osamu Dazai shook the ice in his glass.

"They only teach such boring knowledge as Me, English, and Mathematics." Fran wrote his homework expressionlessly.

A few days ago, Dazai Osamu said casually in front of Koyo Ozaki, [The nearest child still has to go to school, right? ] Then he casually put some magazines about the future of children who didn't read books on Ozaki Momiji's desk.

So Koyo Ozaki felt that it was necessary for Fran to go to school. If Fran hadn't acted like a baby with Momiji in his arms, he would have been sent to a boarding school in Italy recommended by Osamu Dazai.

Koyo Ozaki invited a teacher to teach Fran, so Fran's life became busy.

In one day, he had to study early in the morning, at noon he went to train Kusaku Yumeno after lunch with Chuya, was trained by Chuya in the afternoon, and did his homework at night to prevent Osamu Dazai from harassing Chuya.

In order to get rid of this pain, Fran learned all the content of junior high school and high school in advance, and waited for the exam a week later. As long as he passed the exam, he could get rid of the pain of studying.

"Then I'll help you find a teacher who can teach you this~" Osamu Dazai smiled very happily when he saw Fran doing his homework in a miserable state, "Ah, there are so many homework, how pitiful Kid—" He didn't feel guilty about being the culprit at all.

Fran broke the pencil in his hand blankly.

"Dazai, if you bully too much, you will be retaliated." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his eyes, he has seen too much these days.

Generally, the happier Osamu Dazai smiles here, the more bandages on his face when we meet the next day.

"Fran has worked very hard. He has learned the knowledge of the third grade of junior high school in just a few days. Fran is really amazing." Oda Sakunosuke touched Fran's head, "Do you want to relax tomorrow and Sunday?"

"No, I have to study high school content tomorrow." Fran picked up the coffee milk that was put aside and sighed.

It never occurred to him that the Bandage Man would do this to him again... He wouldn't belong to Fran until he got his revenge.

Fran took the new pencil handed to him by Oda Sakunosuke, and once again buried himself in his homework.

He is so tired, he is just an eight-year-old child, why should he bear this pain?

Tired, go back and replace the canned crab meat with canned mackerel.