heart to wild

At [-] o'clock in the morning, LanaDelRey's lazily singing abandon song was playing in the McDonald's where the morning peak crowd gradually dissipated.

Jiang Zhai came to the seat by the window with two breakfasts, and happened to hear Yu Dian tearing his hair and crying: "Why is arithmetic so difficult in the second grade of elementary school!"

Jiang Bian was sitting next to him, her big eyes like glass marbles shone with inorganic light on the reflective wall, and no matter how tender her overalls were, she couldn't hide the elegance and coldness of this lady deep in her soul.

Jiang Zhai put down the dinner plate, and flicked his sister's forehead with his fingers: "Do your own homework, huh?"

Jiang Bian didn't speak, but stretched out her small hand to tug on the sleeve of the ghostwriter.

Yu Dian was so cute that the little girl screamed inwardly, but she still tried her best to put on a steady adult appearance.

The homework and pencils were returned to the elementary school students, and Yu Dian took the initiative to take the milk cup from Jiang Zhai's hand, and placed it squarely by his sister's hand.

Jiang Zhai pushed a whole meal in front of him and asked, "How's your preparation for the exam?"

Yu Dian wrinkled his nose and made an ugly face at him: "Half and half...you know I like to procrastinate."

The good guy Jiang Zhai took the time out of his busy schedule to draw a range of knowledge points for Cai Ji Yu Dian, and also gave him some problems to do.But as Yu Dian said, severe procrastination patients will never sit down at the desk honestly until the last second.

"But don't worry, I will definitely finish it! I won't waste Jiang's heart!"

Jiang Zhai tore up the pepper and sprinkled some on the scrambled eggs. He said indifferently, "It's okay to waste. The topic was given by a senior sister. I picked some from it for you."

He raised his eyes and raised his eyebrows: "But I remember that I also sent a copy to that Wang in your class..."

Yu Dian: "Wang Haolin."

Jiang Di: "Well, he and a few others also asked for it from the senior sister, so I sent him a copy to pass directly to your classmates. Didn't he send it?"

Yu Dian blinked: "I don't know, you know I don't read school news."

Also.

Jiang Zhai nodded and looked out the window at the main road: "Yu Gou will be here in a while."

"..."

Yu Dian: "Isn't he your brother?"

Jiang Zhai didn't change his face: "Yes, what's the matter."

So righteous.

Yu Dian took a bite of the muffin and said inarticulately, "I wouldn't call my brother Yu a dog."

"Ah?" Jiang Zhai was a little surprised, "Every time I see him, I always help you to call him so respectfully in my heart."

what.

Yu Dian smiled and swallowed the food: "Thank you then."

Jiang Zhai let out a "hmm", and his eyes fell on Jiang Bian who was quietly drinking milk at the side: "Ban Bian, forget the dirty words my brothers just said."

It's too miserable, Yugou, you are already a dirty thing.

Yu ordered a big gulp of black tea mixed with milk, puffed out his mouth and fell into a void.

Jiang Di observed him for a while, then suddenly said: "I heard that Yu Gou made you lose face in class?"

Yu point: "..."

There was some interest in Jiang Di's eyes: "What did he do? I asked him and he didn't say anything."

"Just, just..."

Yu Dian suppressed his throat and broke down for a while, embarrassed and unhappy, said: "I don't want to say anything about the rain!"

Jiang Di laughed: "Why are you blushing?"

What are you blushing.

Yu Dian stared at Gougouyan and Faxiao at each other for a while, then gave up.

In the Chinese class that day, Yu Dian's face was gradually turning pink and almost bleeding, the whole class was silent for five seconds, and suddenly there was a long-lasting uproar.

Even the cold-faced teacher smiled and shook his head helplessly, letting the bastard sit down so easily.

Yu Dian died of grievance: "My classmate also changed the king's ID to 'Why are you blushing' to make fun of me!"

"That's too much." Jiang Di still had a smug smile on his lips, "Then why don't I tell you about Yugou's childhood embarrassment, so you can laugh at him next time."

"It's not... okay."

Yu Dian blinked, intentionally or unintentionally breaking the sentence into an expected pun.

Jiang Di didn't even need to recall, he just picked one out: "When he was in junior high school, he copied the test papers of his girlfriend, and when the results came out, he got [-] in the test, and he got [-] in the test."

Yu Dian couldn't help but want to laugh: "Why!"

"My second aunt also wanted to know what was going on. When I got home, I taught him 'forget about copying, why don't you even copy? Once again, it was all wrong."

Yu Dian smiled so much that he lay down on the table, his eyes sparkling.

"What's more," Jiang Zhai glanced at the inconspicuous call page on the phone at the corner of the table, with a smile in his eyes, "When I was in elementary school, my uncle brought Xiao Yugou to McDonald's and told him politely :'I already treated you to a children's meal, why don't you go back and do your homework?'"

But after hearing this, his son reacted very quickly and took out the French fries that had just entered his mouth before he had time to touch his saliva, and politely said: "The French fries are returned to you, and the pinyin will be written tomorrow."

How come the more you say it, the cuter it is!

At this point half of his face was hidden behind folded arms, his round eyes were so bent that the pupils were invisible.

Jiang Di rubbed his forehead: "Did you forgive him?"

Yu Dian sat up and shook his head seriously.

I don't know if a certain dog on the other end of the phone will suddenly bark, but Yu Dian is the first to speak: "I'm not angry with him."

"..."

There was a moment of silence on both ends of the call.

Jiang Zhai chuckled lightly, turned his head to look at the door: "Yu Gou should be here by now."

The bell at the door rang, and a second after he finished speaking, Yu Zisheng opened the door with his mobile phone in hand and walked in.

Yu Dian subconsciously tensed up again.

But Jiang Zhai didn't understand his difficulties at all, and stood up early to give up his seat to his cousin after the two resolved it.

"The moving company is almost here. I'll go and have a look first. Come over after breakfast with Bian Bian."

In a wordless way of persuading him to stay, the man surnamed Jiang mercilessly abandoned his sister and friend and disappeared.

Opposite him was a young man of his stature, wearing a black T-shirt with a red string tied around his wrist.

Yu Dian was awkward and didn't want to meet his eyes, so he said hello and stared sideways at his sister for dinner.

Fortunately, Jiang Bian is a robot girl in human form, so she can keep her expression unchanged even when she is stared at by such naked eyes.

Yu Zisheng heard all the contents of the call just now, but he didn't mention a word out of the child's face.

At this moment, he just looked at Yu's soft and broken hair, and asked softly, "Why are you ignoring the cropped hair?"

Like in military training, it is fluffy and easy to touch.

Now that it has grown longer, it is probably easy to touch, but the rain will not let him touch it for the time being.

The child mumbled, "It's inconvenient to have pigtails."

What pigtails.

I haven't seen you usually wear pigtails either.

Yu Zisheng didn't answer in time, and the scene became awkward again.

He suddenly remembered the night of "blush".

Although Yu felt that he had lost a lot of face, he still obediently sent late friend requests to his classmates one by one as promised during the day.

Yu Zisheng also received it.

"I am a little bit of rain!"

Even the first sentence of automatic reply after verification is better than others.

Yu Zisheng lay on the bed and curled his lower lip.

He was sleepy, the phone slipped in the palm of his hand and almost hit the bridge of his nose, causing a tragedy, he accidentally tapped Yu Dian's profile picture twice during the rescue.

Pick it up again, and the chat box suddenly displays: "Yuziyaki patted the raindrops! Say: Dad, you are back."

Ticada outside the window is dying.

Yu Zisheng's fist suddenly itched.

The dialogue between the two people at the same table still stopped at the indescribable "take a shot" that night, and all this was due to some protracted awkwardness and hypocrisy.

Yu Zisheng watched his sister's breakfast live broadcast with him for a while, tapped the table with his index finger, and finally decided to make a quick decision.

"Who changed the ID to 'Why are you blushing'?"

Yu Dian looked up in a daze: "How do you know..."

He didn't continue to ask, because Yu Zisheng put on the expression of asking him when the big adventure was on the day of the military training.

Patient, cold, but also seems to be considered gentle.

Yu Dian lowered his head and muttered softly: "It's He Dan."

Yu Zisheng let out a "huh" and reached out to pick up the phone that was on the table.

He typed neither fast nor slow, with his head bowed, his back stretched like a drawn bow, and feline—but not the pre-hunt kind.

It's a big cat stretching in the sun.

Yu Dian blinked and peeked at him for a while, and as soon as he noticed that the other party was looking up, he immediately pretended nothing happened and turned his head to continue looking at his sister.

Yu Zisheng: "He Dan just changed his name."

Whether it was changed by oneself or after being threatened, the result seems to be quite obvious.

Yu Dian feels that he is a bit of a fake tiger, but he has to say that it feels really good to be a bully, and he has decided to rebuild the old relationship with Yu Zisheng.

But I didn't expect that this person seemed to want to avoid future troubles forever, and took the initiative to suggest: "In order to prevent others from rushing to register this ID to be an eyesore, why don't you modify it yourself?"

Yu Dian felt that his ears were deaf: "What to change?"

Yu Zisheng repeated patiently: "Why are you blushing..."

Yu Dian stood up blushing: "Why!"

Why?

Yu Zisheng thought about it for a while, and tentatively said with confidence: "You watch and remember every day, realize your shame... and then be brave?"

Depend on.Yu was almost successfully brainwashed by this illiterate.

Seeing that the child still had a hurdle in his heart, Yu Zisheng took the initiative to unlock his phone and click on the game icon.

"It's okay, I can change it with you."

Yu Dian was almost driven crazy by his whole set of operations.

He couldn't say a word, just watched as Yu Zisheng failed to modify the sensitive words at the first time, he hit the delete button a few times without changing his face, and successfully changed "my blushing is none of your business" to "I Why are you blushing?"

Yu Zisheng put the phone back on the table, turned the screen in the direction of the dot like a spinning top, and pushed it so that the child could see it clearly.

"Change it." He said without doubt.

Yu Dian: "...I don't have a name change card."

Yu Zisheng: "Huh? Then I'll buy one for you."

Riding a tiger is hard to get off brother!

Yu Dianshuddered to use the item card presented by a friend.

In the online list on the right, the avatars of the two distinguished platinum "Why are you blushing" and "Why am I blushing" who haven't played the game at the beginning of the season are closely side by side, and there is another one below that has just been coerced and changed to "Why? Not good," He Dan.

This this.

Yu Dian opened his mouth, feeling that his swearword lexicon is about to be updated with a capitalized and bold one...

"Hold!!"

"You guys are too much like a couple's name!!!"

WeChat messages were automatically blocked, and He Dan sent 1 exclamation points to Yu Dian via a private message on Weibo.

Yu Dian was so frightened that he wanted to lose his phone but was afraid of hitting the flowers and plants, so he punched the lock screen button with his fist and put the latest iPhone upside down on the table. When he collapsed, a sentence suddenly came out of his throat: "Brother Zisheng!"

Yu Zisheng was stunned.

The second part of the sentence "Let me go" was left unsaid, Yu Dian sniffed, and blanked his eyes melancholy: "It's nothing, just call your nice name."

"..."

The tip of Yu Zisheng's tongue licked his lower lip and slid to the side of his teeth and touched the end of his jawbone. In the silence, he didn't realize how lethal a name Yu Dian had given him, which made him lose contact with the world for almost a second.

Two bags of sugar were placed on the small square table.

The two silent idiots raised their heads, and once again looked at Jiang Bian, who leaned on his chin and looked at them boredly.

Someone's eyes wandered.

No one said a word.

Surrounded by music, the girl stuck out her kitten tongue, and half a bag of exploding candy crackled on her tongue, performing a breakdance.

... Yu Dian finally laughed.

He picked up the orange-flavored popping candy and tore open the package, and handed it to Yu Zisheng with his eyes bent, and super cutely said the unique and only synonym of "Let's get along well".

"Eat candies, Brother Zisheng!"