President, your wife gave birth to a kitten
Chapter 50
?? "You are alien cats?"
?? Xie Shunian looked at the more than a dozen empty plates on the table,? rubbed his nose,? secretly looked at Baxi and Baier who were wolfing down the opposite side, this alien really can eat.
?? Bai Er stuffed a piece of salmon sushi into his mouth and cut it.
?? "He's a cat,? I'm not. Besides, we are orcs, similar to your human status on Earth,? Don't say it's like pets."
?? "Then you usually need to supplement so much food every meal?"
?? "How should I put it, the more energy we put in, the more nutrients we will nourish? This earth doesn't need to fight or hunt or anything. Generally, it doesn't matter. Just eat normally like you. Xiao Ba is pregnant now,? A If one person has to serve two people, you must eat more."
?? Xie Shunian said, and glanced at Bai Er's belly thoughtfully: "Then how many months have you been?"
??I don’t know why, when I asked this sentence, Xie Shunian, who thought I was chatting with my uncle, suddenly felt like I was talking to my sister. This alien seems to be hermaphrodite. Everyone can give birth and be conceived by others.
??The appearance looks like an ordinary man,? How can it be so amazing??
?? Hearing Xie Shunian's question, Ba Xi choked up, causing him to spit out the shrimp soup he had just eaten all over the table.Quickly find a napkin to wipe clean,? "Sorry."
??Xie Shunian next to him hurriedly hugged him in his arms and patted him, and blew on him the poured warm water, "Are you all right?"
??"No."
??He looked at Bai Er worriedly, afraid that he would be blown away by Xie Shunian's question, but the expected situation did not happen. Bai Er smiled and touched his stomach: "Maybe I will be born next year."
??"next year?"
?? Xie Shunian hissed. Just now Baxi said that there are still three months to go before giving birth. That is to say, their pregnancy period is two or three months shorter than that of human beings. Ten months?How could it be so late.
?? But Baxi heard another meaning in Bai Er's words. He stopped drinking water and was choked again.
?? Xie Shunian didn't know, so he continued to shoot, "Why are you so careless, is it too hot?"
??He picked up the water glass and blew gently, but Baxi didn't want to drink any more.He tremblingly glanced at Bai Er, who had a happy expression on his face, probably it meant what he thought.
??Then the three of them chatted until after ten o'clock. Xie Shunian tactfully said that the pregnant woman should go to bed early. If she put on her usual white ears, she would definitely not be so obedient. Today, he was generous for the sake of the silly cat. Before leaving Xie Shunian touched his shoulder.
?? "If you bully him again..."
?? Before he could finish speaking, Xie Shunian smiled and thumped the spot he just slapped, "You don't need to do it, I'll give myself a couple of slaps first."
?? "Okay, remember your words."
??Looking at the back of the other party, Xie Shunian suddenly felt that he was not as annoying as when they first met.Maybe it's Aiwujiwu.This brother has a bad personality, but he is really nice to the little fool, he is a good brother.
?? After Bai Er left, Xie Shunian quickly closed the door, ran to the front of the dining table and hugged Baxi from behind who was cleaning up the dishes. Baxi was itchy when the man's hair rubbed against his neck while carrying the plate. He smiled and said stop making trouble, and when he turned around, he saw Mr. Xie's eyes staring at him, glowing green like a wolf, and Ba Xi was stared at with goosebumps all over his body.
?? Xie Shunian broke off the plate in his hand and threw it back on the table, "Leave this alone. I'll find someone to clean it up tomorrow."
??Ba Xi really couldn't hold him back, so he could only say, "Then I'll go back to sleep."
?? "Sleep now, do nothing else?"
?? Baxi was about to be laughed at by his rascal look. Why didn't he realize that men still have this side before.Patting Xie Shunian's hand imprisoned on his waist, he said helplessly: "It was you who said just now that the pregnant woman should rest early."
?? "Then I will rest with you."
??After speaking, without waiting for Baxi to react, he picked him up and walked upstairs. Fortunately, the little fool has great strength, and his body is not too heavy. It feels lighter than him.Xie Shunian weighed it dissatisfied.
?? "It's still so light with a child, maybe I haven't eaten properly in the past few months."
?? "We get pregnant without a placenta and amniotic fluid and certainly don't gain weight like humans but noticeably."
?? Xie Shunian thought about it carefully, and it seems that this is the case. Just now, Baxi's stomach is also very flat. Even the vest line can be clearly seen. There is no sign of bloating like a human pregnant woman at all.It is estimated that the body structure of aliens is different from that of earthlings.
?? He carried Baxi to his bedroom, and closed the door with his foot when he entered.Gently put the blushing person on the bed, and looked up and down several times with the help of the desk lamp, it was really unbelievable.
?? "Are all aliens so handsome?"
?? Baxi was fiddled back and forth on his face by the hand he stretched out, and it was very itchy.He grabbed Xie Shunian's hand and squeezed it.
?? "Generally they are very beautiful, but there are very few people as beautiful as Bai Er."
?? Hearing this sentence, Xie Shunian frowned, with an indescribably funny expression on his face, "Bai Er? Isn't his name Qixi?"
?? "What are you thinking? Of course not. But my name is Baxi."
?? Xie Shunian also found it quite funny, and sat on the edge of the bed with Baxi, reached out and tapped his forehead, "Be good."
??After going through so much, the two finally came together again after going round and round.Xie Shunian hugged the person in his arms, greedily absorbing the warmth of the other person's body.It seemed that only by doing so could he clearly realize that everything that happened before him was not a dream or imagination.
??How many days and nights, I saw him coming home in a dream, still as stupid as before, wishing to piss people off, but so stupid that it made people feel distressed, I couldn't help but want to help him behind a handful.
??I didn't expect that he would really come back with a child who was related to them by blood.
?? He was really lucky in his life.
?? Baxi's head was pressed against Xie Shunian's chin. Hearing the man's giggling, he raised his head and asked, "Did you draw all these paintings?"
?? Xie Shunian hummed and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.
?? "The one in front of the window?" Baxi's ears trembled after asking, "Why did you hang this kind of painting?" How embarrassing.
?? "You still dislike it, but I copied it for a month before I drew it. I want to draw all your appearance, eating, sleeping, walking, watching TV, working, so I look at it every day , as if you were still by my side."
?? Hearing the man's somewhat hoarse voice, Baxi's eyes became moist.
?? "Mr. Xie, I'm sorry..."
?? "I don't want to hear that sentence."
?? Ba Xi was taken aback, and then smiled gently: "I love you."
?? "I love you too." Little fool.
The two hugged each other tightly, and the temperature was getting higher and higher. When the desire was rising, Xie Shunian felt something protruding from between the two of them, wandering back and forth through the clothes, making him hairy .
??Is it an illusion?But this feeling seems to be getting more and more real.
?? He stretched out his hand to grab it, and his heart beat wildly from the touch of the palm. It was really fluffy. It felt a bit like a plush pillow on a sofa, but this one was obviously much softer to the touch.
??"Don't!"
?? Baxi was terrified and felt that his place was being grabbed, and wanted to pull it back when Xie Shunian didn't see it clearly. The other party would not give him this opportunity, and immediately pressed his body down and pulled out the furry thing .
??Under the dim light, that furry thing looks particularly conspicuous, and the gradual coat color seems to be coated with a layer of golden light.
??Although Baxi said that he was an eight-tailed cat beast, he always thought that the other party's tail was hidden in some way, otherwise it would be too blatant to go to the street with eight tails.Unexpectedly, it was just stuffed into the clothes, no wonder I had to wear such loose clothes to go out.
?? "Eight-tailed cat beast, shouldn't it have eight tails? Why only this one, and the other seven?"
?? Xie Shunian licked the tail in his hand, feeling that the tail seemed to move on its own, and wrapped around his wrist, rubbing it hard.
?? Baxi tried her best to pull down that tail, but this tail was a traitor who scrambled and rubbed against Xie Shunian, but he loved to ignore him as his master.
?? Helpless, he had no choice but to let go, otherwise he would still be in pain if he squeezed it with brute force.
?? "It's not a tail, it's an external birth canal." Although he was a bit shy, he still explained: "It's the birth canal that goes out to give birth. It's just that you are human and grow inside the body, while we are outside the body."
?? "External birth canal?"
?? It was the first time Xie Shunian came into contact with this new term. He studied it for a long time before this thing wrapped around him like a dodder, and Baxi's face was on fire.
?? There is no one who keeps staring there, not an obstetrician.
??In order to divert Xie Shunian's attention, Baxi opened the device tied around his waist, and the eight real tails stretched out from behind, wandering towards the man in front of him with the owner's consciousness, like a snake, to please Touching Xie Shunian's body, hoping to win him more favors.
??However, the biggest tail is obviously not limited to let the eight little guys show off. It suddenly left Xie Shunian's wrist, rolled up like a whip and whipped towards the other eight tails. There was a crackling sound in the air, Baxi was about to I cried in pain.
?? What's the situation?Will the tail be jealous too?
?? Xie Shunian was also dumbfounded. This eyeful tail, colorful, surrounded the little fool in the center like a blooming flower.This is not a cat, it clearly looks like a nine-tailed fox.
?? Too hooked.
?? Baxi's eyes were red with pain, and he hoped that Xie Shunian would come to comfort him, but when he looked up, the man seemed to have lost his soul, staring straight at the root of his tail, with an impatient look on his face .
?? Baxi seemed to have a premonition of something, quickly rubbed back half a meter, and saw Xie Shunian grabbed the external birth canal, dragged him into his arms, and fumbled on his head with his hands.
?? "Since there are cat tails, there should also be cat ears. Why are there no cat ears?"
?? "..."
??The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
?? Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]:
??Hehehehe? 5 bottles;
?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
?? Xie Shunian looked at the more than a dozen empty plates on the table,? rubbed his nose,? secretly looked at Baxi and Baier who were wolfing down the opposite side, this alien really can eat.
?? Bai Er stuffed a piece of salmon sushi into his mouth and cut it.
?? "He's a cat,? I'm not. Besides, we are orcs, similar to your human status on Earth,? Don't say it's like pets."
?? "Then you usually need to supplement so much food every meal?"
?? "How should I put it, the more energy we put in, the more nutrients we will nourish? This earth doesn't need to fight or hunt or anything. Generally, it doesn't matter. Just eat normally like you. Xiao Ba is pregnant now,? A If one person has to serve two people, you must eat more."
?? Xie Shunian said, and glanced at Bai Er's belly thoughtfully: "Then how many months have you been?"
??I don’t know why, when I asked this sentence, Xie Shunian, who thought I was chatting with my uncle, suddenly felt like I was talking to my sister. This alien seems to be hermaphrodite. Everyone can give birth and be conceived by others.
??The appearance looks like an ordinary man,? How can it be so amazing??
?? Hearing Xie Shunian's question, Ba Xi choked up, causing him to spit out the shrimp soup he had just eaten all over the table.Quickly find a napkin to wipe clean,? "Sorry."
??Xie Shunian next to him hurriedly hugged him in his arms and patted him, and blew on him the poured warm water, "Are you all right?"
??"No."
??He looked at Bai Er worriedly, afraid that he would be blown away by Xie Shunian's question, but the expected situation did not happen. Bai Er smiled and touched his stomach: "Maybe I will be born next year."
??"next year?"
?? Xie Shunian hissed. Just now Baxi said that there are still three months to go before giving birth. That is to say, their pregnancy period is two or three months shorter than that of human beings. Ten months?How could it be so late.
?? But Baxi heard another meaning in Bai Er's words. He stopped drinking water and was choked again.
?? Xie Shunian didn't know, so he continued to shoot, "Why are you so careless, is it too hot?"
??He picked up the water glass and blew gently, but Baxi didn't want to drink any more.He tremblingly glanced at Bai Er, who had a happy expression on his face, probably it meant what he thought.
??Then the three of them chatted until after ten o'clock. Xie Shunian tactfully said that the pregnant woman should go to bed early. If she put on her usual white ears, she would definitely not be so obedient. Today, he was generous for the sake of the silly cat. Before leaving Xie Shunian touched his shoulder.
?? "If you bully him again..."
?? Before he could finish speaking, Xie Shunian smiled and thumped the spot he just slapped, "You don't need to do it, I'll give myself a couple of slaps first."
?? "Okay, remember your words."
??Looking at the back of the other party, Xie Shunian suddenly felt that he was not as annoying as when they first met.Maybe it's Aiwujiwu.This brother has a bad personality, but he is really nice to the little fool, he is a good brother.
?? After Bai Er left, Xie Shunian quickly closed the door, ran to the front of the dining table and hugged Baxi from behind who was cleaning up the dishes. Baxi was itchy when the man's hair rubbed against his neck while carrying the plate. He smiled and said stop making trouble, and when he turned around, he saw Mr. Xie's eyes staring at him, glowing green like a wolf, and Ba Xi was stared at with goosebumps all over his body.
?? Xie Shunian broke off the plate in his hand and threw it back on the table, "Leave this alone. I'll find someone to clean it up tomorrow."
??Ba Xi really couldn't hold him back, so he could only say, "Then I'll go back to sleep."
?? "Sleep now, do nothing else?"
?? Baxi was about to be laughed at by his rascal look. Why didn't he realize that men still have this side before.Patting Xie Shunian's hand imprisoned on his waist, he said helplessly: "It was you who said just now that the pregnant woman should rest early."
?? "Then I will rest with you."
??After speaking, without waiting for Baxi to react, he picked him up and walked upstairs. Fortunately, the little fool has great strength, and his body is not too heavy. It feels lighter than him.Xie Shunian weighed it dissatisfied.
?? "It's still so light with a child, maybe I haven't eaten properly in the past few months."
?? "We get pregnant without a placenta and amniotic fluid and certainly don't gain weight like humans but noticeably."
?? Xie Shunian thought about it carefully, and it seems that this is the case. Just now, Baxi's stomach is also very flat. Even the vest line can be clearly seen. There is no sign of bloating like a human pregnant woman at all.It is estimated that the body structure of aliens is different from that of earthlings.
?? He carried Baxi to his bedroom, and closed the door with his foot when he entered.Gently put the blushing person on the bed, and looked up and down several times with the help of the desk lamp, it was really unbelievable.
?? "Are all aliens so handsome?"
?? Baxi was fiddled back and forth on his face by the hand he stretched out, and it was very itchy.He grabbed Xie Shunian's hand and squeezed it.
?? "Generally they are very beautiful, but there are very few people as beautiful as Bai Er."
?? Hearing this sentence, Xie Shunian frowned, with an indescribably funny expression on his face, "Bai Er? Isn't his name Qixi?"
?? "What are you thinking? Of course not. But my name is Baxi."
?? Xie Shunian also found it quite funny, and sat on the edge of the bed with Baxi, reached out and tapped his forehead, "Be good."
??After going through so much, the two finally came together again after going round and round.Xie Shunian hugged the person in his arms, greedily absorbing the warmth of the other person's body.It seemed that only by doing so could he clearly realize that everything that happened before him was not a dream or imagination.
??How many days and nights, I saw him coming home in a dream, still as stupid as before, wishing to piss people off, but so stupid that it made people feel distressed, I couldn't help but want to help him behind a handful.
??I didn't expect that he would really come back with a child who was related to them by blood.
?? He was really lucky in his life.
?? Baxi's head was pressed against Xie Shunian's chin. Hearing the man's giggling, he raised his head and asked, "Did you draw all these paintings?"
?? Xie Shunian hummed and wrapped his arms around his shoulders.
?? "The one in front of the window?" Baxi's ears trembled after asking, "Why did you hang this kind of painting?" How embarrassing.
?? "You still dislike it, but I copied it for a month before I drew it. I want to draw all your appearance, eating, sleeping, walking, watching TV, working, so I look at it every day , as if you were still by my side."
?? Hearing the man's somewhat hoarse voice, Baxi's eyes became moist.
?? "Mr. Xie, I'm sorry..."
?? "I don't want to hear that sentence."
?? Ba Xi was taken aback, and then smiled gently: "I love you."
?? "I love you too." Little fool.
The two hugged each other tightly, and the temperature was getting higher and higher. When the desire was rising, Xie Shunian felt something protruding from between the two of them, wandering back and forth through the clothes, making him hairy .
??Is it an illusion?But this feeling seems to be getting more and more real.
?? He stretched out his hand to grab it, and his heart beat wildly from the touch of the palm. It was really fluffy. It felt a bit like a plush pillow on a sofa, but this one was obviously much softer to the touch.
??"Don't!"
?? Baxi was terrified and felt that his place was being grabbed, and wanted to pull it back when Xie Shunian didn't see it clearly. The other party would not give him this opportunity, and immediately pressed his body down and pulled out the furry thing .
??Under the dim light, that furry thing looks particularly conspicuous, and the gradual coat color seems to be coated with a layer of golden light.
??Although Baxi said that he was an eight-tailed cat beast, he always thought that the other party's tail was hidden in some way, otherwise it would be too blatant to go to the street with eight tails.Unexpectedly, it was just stuffed into the clothes, no wonder I had to wear such loose clothes to go out.
?? "Eight-tailed cat beast, shouldn't it have eight tails? Why only this one, and the other seven?"
?? Xie Shunian licked the tail in his hand, feeling that the tail seemed to move on its own, and wrapped around his wrist, rubbing it hard.
?? Baxi tried her best to pull down that tail, but this tail was a traitor who scrambled and rubbed against Xie Shunian, but he loved to ignore him as his master.
?? Helpless, he had no choice but to let go, otherwise he would still be in pain if he squeezed it with brute force.
?? "It's not a tail, it's an external birth canal." Although he was a bit shy, he still explained: "It's the birth canal that goes out to give birth. It's just that you are human and grow inside the body, while we are outside the body."
?? "External birth canal?"
?? It was the first time Xie Shunian came into contact with this new term. He studied it for a long time before this thing wrapped around him like a dodder, and Baxi's face was on fire.
?? There is no one who keeps staring there, not an obstetrician.
??In order to divert Xie Shunian's attention, Baxi opened the device tied around his waist, and the eight real tails stretched out from behind, wandering towards the man in front of him with the owner's consciousness, like a snake, to please Touching Xie Shunian's body, hoping to win him more favors.
??However, the biggest tail is obviously not limited to let the eight little guys show off. It suddenly left Xie Shunian's wrist, rolled up like a whip and whipped towards the other eight tails. There was a crackling sound in the air, Baxi was about to I cried in pain.
?? What's the situation?Will the tail be jealous too?
?? Xie Shunian was also dumbfounded. This eyeful tail, colorful, surrounded the little fool in the center like a blooming flower.This is not a cat, it clearly looks like a nine-tailed fox.
?? Too hooked.
?? Baxi's eyes were red with pain, and he hoped that Xie Shunian would come to comfort him, but when he looked up, the man seemed to have lost his soul, staring straight at the root of his tail, with an impatient look on his face .
?? Baxi seemed to have a premonition of something, quickly rubbed back half a meter, and saw Xie Shunian grabbed the external birth canal, dragged him into his arms, and fumbled on his head with his hands.
?? "Since there are cat tails, there should also be cat ears. Why are there no cat ears?"
?? "..."
??The author has something to say: Thank you for the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~
?? Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]:
??Hehehehe? 5 bottles;
?? Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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