President, your wife gave birth to a kitten

?? "Cough cough cough..."

?? Baxi watched the catnip on the ground continuously release blue powder into the air. He had no strength to run away. He could only support his weak body and try to stay away from that beautiful looking plant.

??Beast Lianxing does not have catnip. The reason why he knows it is because he saw it in a plant illustration in a bookstore after coming to Earth.

??umbel,?leaves pinnately deeply split, with fine hairs on the front and back of leaves,?lavender lip-shaped corolla, which will arouse the interest of some cats.To use an inappropriate metaphor, it's like human beings are addicted to drugs.It's just that I didn't expect it to have an impact on an eight-tailed cat beast like him.

??He felt that his brain was becoming more and more dizzy, and his subconscious desire for that catnip was becoming more and more intense. He really wanted to chew the whole plant raw and swallow it into his stomach.

?? I really want it,? I really want it.

??The claws made tearing holes on the bed sheets,? He wanted to tear the cotton wool out of the mattress,? He tried hard to control his behavior. At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door .

?? "What's the matter? I heard a lot of noise in your room downstairs."

?? Hearing Xie Shunian's voice,? Baxi wanted to send him away quickly. It would be troublesome if he was seen by the other party.But as soon as he opened his mouth, a pitiful humming came out first. At this time, the people outside the room couldn't stand anymore. He kicked open the door and turned on the main light.The white and dazzling light illuminated the slender body hanging on the edge of the bed clearly without hiding anything.

?? Baxi slumped on the edge of the bed, almost breaking down her whole body.

"Mr. Xie..." Baxi gritted his teeth and supported himself from the edge of the bed. Although he really had no strength, it was too strange to talk to people on his stomach like this, and it would definitely make Xie Shunian suspicious.Just as he was struggling, a pair of hands grabbed his arm, helped him up from the edge of the bed, laid him flat on the pillow, and covered him with the quilt.

??"you're uncomfortable?"

?? Xie Shunian looked down at the little assistant's face. Most of his curly brown hair was wet with sweat and stuck to his forehead, as if he had just been fished out of the water.His face was flushed, his mouth was slightly opened and he was panting heavily.His speech was also abnormal, like a lump of candy wrapped in his tongue, so soft that it gave people goosebumps.

?? But unexpectedly not annoying.

?? Xie Shunian took a deep breath and hurriedly looked away, it was really strange.Why did my affection for this little assistant suddenly double after leaving that woman?

Xie Shunian obviously couldn't see the blue powder all over the room. Baxi opened his mouth and sucked in a big mouthful of catnip pollen. His vocal cords trembled, and he couldn't bear to hear what he said.

?? "My stomach... hurts, just lie down for a while, don't worry about... me"

??After speaking, he covered his head with the quilt, as if Xie Shunian was fine because he couldn't see him.

?? Xie Shunian looked at Baxi who was trembling and curled up under the quilt, calm on the surface, but a huge wave three stories high had already been set off in his heart.Does this look like a stomachache?It looked as if she was about to give birth, and she breathed more and breathed less when she spoke.

?? Xie Shunian sighed, bent down to hug him by the waist.

?? "I'll take you to the hospital."

??At the beginning, there was a sick and weak assistant who was weak, but now he struggled desperately, but he refused to let him hug him. His thumping hand hit Xie Shunian's chin directly, and there was a crunching sound, almost missing his canines Call for an event.

?? Mr. Xie, who had been busy on a business trip for a week and didn't have a good rest, suddenly became annoyed.He didn't sleep most of the night and took someone to the hospital to see a doctor, but instead got an elbow, isn't he cheap!

??The dog bites Lu Dongbin, whether he likes to watch it or not, he still wants to sleep well.

?? But before he could let go and throw him back on the bed, a hot hand came up to him, carefully rubbing his red chin.

?? "I'm sorry, does it hurt?"

??Obviously he was about to roll all over the floor in pain, but at this moment he asked him if it hurt.

?? Xie Shunian lowered his head to meet those slightly red eyes, his eyelashes drooped, his heart turned into a puddle of sweet sugar water, and he lost all anger immediately.

??Whose poor boy is this?Don't take me away.

?? "Can I sleep in another room?"

?? Baxi really can't go to the hospital. He has inhaled a lot of catnip now, so he might not be able to become a beast. Although he won't turn into a beast like Bai Er, there is a danger of hurting people.The best way to deal with it is to find an empty room and isolate yourself, away from these catnip pollen.

?? Xie Shunian didn't understand why he wanted to change the room. Could it be that he was sick and could just change the room?

?? But he still followed Baxi's request and carried him to the room on the first floor. Baxi squinted his eyes and leaned against Xie Shunian's arms. After leaving the catnip, he was finally able to take a small breath. He glanced sideways at Xie Shunian and brought him here The room suddenly gasped.

?? "Isn't this your room Mr. Xie? You, what did you" bring me here?

?? "The other rooms have been unoccupied for a long time, and they are gray. You can sleep here. The bed is just big, so you won't have to crawl on the floor in the middle of the night."

?? "But your girlfriend..."

?? Yes, he now knows the real meaning of boyfriend and girlfriend.Thinking of this, Baxi couldn't help but blush a little, Xie Shunian actually lied to herself to call him his boyfriend for so long.He is so stupid.

?? Xie Shunian was taken aback by Baxi's words this time, girlfriend?When did he have a girlfriend?At this moment, there was a sharp pain in his brain, as if countless dense worms were constantly gnawing along the brain nerves, and a woman's face kept flashing out.

??who's that person?Is... my girlfriend?

??No, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't...

??Just as Xie Shunian was desperately doubting himself, a woman's figure flashed in from the door, with long fluttering hair, wrapped in an elegant green dress, and fiddling with her graceful waist. The spirit of fireworks.

?? Xie Shunian just wanted to ask the other party why he came in without permission, but he felt dizzy and couldn't control his consciousness and behavior.She actually wants to hold the other person's hand and even embrace her in her arms.

??No, no, he didn't want to do it at all.

?? Xie Shunian blinked hard several times, his nails digging deep into the flesh of his palm, trying to dilute the nerve paralysis with pain.

??The woman took advantage of his struggle and quickly stretched out her hand to encircle Xie Shunian, "Shu Nian, I'm so scared to sleep alone, come and accompany me."

??She leaned pitifully on Xie Shunian's shoulder, her long soft black hair was scattered, revealing a pair of green eyes, looking provocatively at Baxi on the bed.

??Smelly cat, dare to spoil her good deeds!

?? She finally escaped Xingqi's interception and fled to the earth. After more than ten years of hiding and hiding, she found a body that was still in line with the aesthetics of earth people. After parasitism, she found that this woman had AIDS. The medical level of the earth is simply not curable.She had no choice but to find another good-looking body before this body completely broke down, and this body was Xie Shunian.If it wasn't for Baxi's getting in the way, she would have run away long ago.

??ha?Why does it have to be pretty.

??nonsense!This is a society that looks at faces. If you don't look at it, how can there be so many resources to eat, drink and have fun!

?? And she found that men's bodies are more useful than women's, and they can get more privileges.Anyway, their Luzhiya people are androgynous, and it doesn't matter to her whether they are male or female.As long as she can blend in like a fish in water on Earth, she will never have to go back to that planet full of nasty oxygen.

??So she specially sent a plant of catnip to Ba Xi, let the cat inhale the pollen, and waited for her to change into Xie Shunian's shell, and then disposed of him together with the woman's body.

??But she didn't expect Xie Shunian to lose control suddenly and began to resist her temptation. She could feel his whole body stiff when she leaned on Xie Shunian's shoulder, and he was obviously resisting.

?? She is actually quite a persevering human being. It seems that she has to speed up her progress.

??The woman looked at Baxi pretending to be curious, with anxiety and worry in her tone.

?? "Mr. Assistant's complexion is very bad. Why, is it because you are not feeling well? I have studied medicine, so let me take a look for you." He said, gently let go of Xie Shunian's arm, and walked towards Baxi who was on the bed .

?? "Is the forehead hot? Do you have a fever?"

??She turned her back to Xie Shunian, stretched out a hand with a sneer, and Baxi could see that she was holding a handful of catnip pollen tightly in that hand, and the blue feathery powder leaked out between her fingers and spread into the air Kailai was pushed in front of him by a gust of airflow, inhaled into his lungs, and Baxi's face immediately turned red after recovering.

?? "Cough cough cough..."

??The more intense stimulation came back than before, Baxi grabbed the quilt tightly and closed her eyes, tears fell uncontrollably on the pillow.Seeing that the sub-human was about to slap catnip pollen on his body, a hand suddenly stretched out to block the woman.

?? "Don't touch him."

??At this moment, Xie Shunian's expression looked particularly strange. His whole face was tense, and the veins on the back of his hands were bulging. He almost jumped out of his teeth word by word. It sounded like the repeater was stuck.The woman was taken aback by him, and she punched Xie Shunian in return.

??"release!"

??Dawn is coming soon, she must change into Xie Shunian's body as soon as possible and leave. She really can't pretend to be this warm and fragrant nephrite. They say women are difficult to deal with, but she finds gay guys are even more difficult to deal with.Especially the two in front of him, who can't even control the hallucinogens, are they going against the sky!

??Although it takes a lot of risk, but for the clothes that my mother can't wear, the bags that can't be carried, the luxury car that can't be driven, and the carbon dioxide that can't be inhaled, I will fight with these two gays tonight!

??The hallucinogen was still paralyzing Xie Shunian's brain center. Seeing that he was about to lose his grip, Xie Shunian could only rush to block in front of Ba Xi, only to hear a clear "slap" on the face, The woman and Baxi were both stunned, the handful of catnip powder was not wasted, it was all slapped on Xie Shunian's face.

??The moment Xie Shunian approached, Baxi's pupils instantly shrank into two narrow vertical lines under the pressure.

??I really want it, he really can't control it...

??The author has something to say: Gouzi: I have to work overtime again on weekends, QWQ, the pain is so painful that I can’t speak