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??Bai Er took a step back, looked up and down the eight favorites several times, although the identities chosen by the Beast Star came to Earth were all random, but because the Beast people are not divided into men and women, their body shape and living habits are closer to the Human males, so when general star officers choose alternate identities, they will give priority to males.But it does not rule out that when there is no suitable male identity, they will settle for the next best thing and choose a woman with a relatively simple social relationship to replace them.

?? On the earth, men and women combine to reproduce, but Baxi’s current appearance is male no matter how you look at it. That human with beautiful hands also looks male. Could it be that he made a mistake?

?? Bai Er hissed, then thought of something again.He seems to have heard that there are many girls who wear men's clothes, and their personality and behavior are also close to men, so Baxi's current identity is actually a girl who likes to dress up as a man?

??Baxi was wiping away the traces of crying on his face with a paper towel when he felt a white shadow approaching. He kicked his legs on the ground quickly and jumped back onto the handrail of the stairs next to him.Standing on the railing, looking down at Bai Er: "What are you doing?"

?? Bai Er's eager hand was still hanging in the air. He didn't expect Ba Xi to react so quickly. Seeing that the other party had retreated so far, he could only put his hand down resentfully.

?? "What else can you do? Let's see if you are a man or a woman."

?? "Male." Baxi twitched his eyebrows when he answered, "Why do you want to do it, can't you just ask me?"

?? "In case you lie to me, I like to confirm everything by myself. Besides, what are men afraid of? The structure is similar to that of us orcs. I will not lose a piece of flesh after I look at it."

?? Bai Er tentatively took a few steps forward, and Baxi immediately jumped up a little more vigilantly, "You'd better not do this, it is very impolite to touch other people's bodies on the earth, especially those who are private. position. We live on Earth, and it is best to follow the customs and etiquette of Earth.”

?? The front is fine, but Bai Er's face changed instantly when he said the second half of the sentence, a strange arc appeared on the corner of his lips, his legs squatted slightly and jumped forward, and rushed towards Ba Xi, at the same time, a long snow-white tail swept out from behind , with a 'bang', the steel pipes on the three escalators were knocked off.

??I didn't want the other party to get angry suddenly, there was a wall behind me, Baxi couldn't avoid it, and was pressed against the wall head-on by Bai Er, with a muffled bang on the head.Suddenly there was a buzzing sound in the ears, the body instinctively sensed that the danger was approaching, and the eyes began to fade black and blue a little bit.

?? "Not us, it's you, only you and those hypocritical humans live on this planet."

??Baxi was strangled by Bai Er, and the blood vessels in the neck began to emerge one by one from the skin. He gasped with difficulty, "But the nutritious food you are taking now, including water and air, all come from the earth. You What qualifications do you have to ridicule it?"

"Indeed, I'm not qualified." Bai Er smiled as if thinking of something, and the strength of the hand injury tightened to the extreme, "But you talk too much."

?? An overwhelming sense of suffocation hit, at that moment Baxi really thought she was going to die.However, this horrible feeling didn't last for three seconds, the other party's hand suddenly let go, Baxi arched his waist and coughed violently, and Bai Er patted him from behind.He had a relaxed expression, as if he was playing with his friends, and he didn't think his behavior just now was so dangerous.

"Are you afraid?" Bai Er asked.

?? Baxi is still coughing and has no time to answer him.He leaned against the wall and started talking to himself.

?? "When I was in the wolf clan, they trained me like this. In their words, when I have only one breath left, it is most likely to develop my potential to the extreme. In the words of the earth, it is called to die and then live. Do you now feel that you are a little stronger than before you were pinched?"

?? Baxi endured the swelling and pain in his throat and shook his head. He really didn't feel anything except a headache.He stood up straight away from the wall and asked the other party: "Do you hate me?"

?? Bai Er laughed when he asked, and asked instead: "Do you feel that I hate you?"

??Baxi thought for a moment, nodded honestly, and shook his head again, "When you strangled my neck, I felt that you hated me, and when you patted my back, I couldn't feel it anymore. I don't know what you are mean."

??Looking at Baxi's stubborn eyes, Bai Er patted his forehead, smiled and sighed, as if helpless, what he said was really silly.

?? Is it necessary to search for an answer so persistently for such an insignificant matter?

?? Bai Er looked up at the window glass, and blinked at the reflection of Ba Xi with his star-like eyes, then suddenly turned around and asked, "Do you know what boyfriend means?"

?? Baxi paused, why does this question sound familiar.In fact, there is no note about this word in the language appendix of the Earth Manual, but both 'friend' and 'male' are explained in detail, 'male' can be used as an adjective, and 'friend' is a noun, so when combined together, it should be Meaning male friends.

?? But he sees that very few people on this side of the earth call their male friends boyfriends, only some girls have called them this title, and those who are called seem to be male friends who have a very close relationship with them, so' The term 'boyfriend' should only be used for very good male friends.

?? Baxi told Bai Er about his deduction, and the expression on the other side became hotter and more complicated as he explained, and finally couldn't help but interrupt him and ask: "What do you call that Xie, he also agreed up?

?? "We are good friends, why can't we promise?"

??Under Baxi's puzzled gaze, Bai Erha let out a nod and nodded, "So that's how it is."

??When he was on the mountain, he felt that the man cared too much about Sha Mao, but he didn't think about it. Only now did he realize that the other party regarded Sha Mao as a spouse.

?? Unexpectedly, there are such alternatives among human beings.

?? Really interesting.

?? "Silly cat."

??Bai Er stretched out his hand to grab the other person's shoulder, but Baxi turned around and avoided him. After the experience just now, he was very resistant to physical contact with Bai Er, in every sense of the word.

?? Baxi took a step back without moving his expression: "My orc's name is Baxi, and now I am called Zhang Zhuoyao." Just not Shamao.

"Okay, Baxi is fine." Bai Er sighed, "How did you come up with such a vulgar name?"

?? Baxi, who had always had some doubts about his name, heard Bai Er's comments, and suddenly his face turned dark, and he said: "Bai Er doesn't sound too good."

"Smelly cat, you haven't been pinched enough, have you?" Bai Er pressed the back of Baxi's neck and squeezed it. This time, he didn't use any force, but just put on a show, and let go of his hand with a smile.There is no way, we must have a negotiating attitude when negotiating things.

?? Bai Er said: "I can put aside the fact that I want his left hand, let's talk about something else first. I have a way to make that Xie He forgive you, but the premise is that you do what I say."

?? Hearing the end, Baxi immediately took two steps back and leaned against the window, keeping a safe distance from Bai Er, as if I would jump off the window sill if you came again.He grabbed the window sill, arched his fingers slightly, and transferred most of the weight of his body to his hands.

?? "What do you want to do again?"

??The fox family is best at rhetoric, and wolves and foxes are both canids, so they are not friendly to cats.And Bai Er has no reason to help him.As the old saying goes: There is no such thing as a free lunch.This is the reason for being greedy for petty gains and suffering big losses.

?? He didn't intend to continue entanglement with Bai Er, but it was too difficult to escape from the hands of the adult orcs. He didn't know whether to take the risk because he didn't know the other party's motives.

?? Bai Er saw his hesitation. He stood still and hugged his shoulders, "I'm just making a suggestion. As for whether you want it or not, you can do whatever you want. And don't get me wrong, I'm just bored and want to have some fun. We You are familiar with the ability of the fox family to negotiate and debate. And after this time, I may not have such leisurely thoughts next time. Are you sure you don't want to consider it?"

?? Baxi didn't even think about it, "No need."

?? After lying to Xie Shunian, he will apologize again. As for whether Xie Shunian will forgive him, it is not up to him to decide.But no matter what, he didn't want Bai Er to get involved. One is that the methods used by the Fox Clan are basically swindling heretics, and the other is that Bai Er is a very dangerous existence for Xie Shunian. Throw the weasel into the chicken coop.

?? Baxi understands that sometimes he doesn't know how to adapt, but he is not stupid, and he can still distinguish the pros and cons of the obvious.

?? Bai Er raised his head and turned his neck, even the bones on his shoulders creaked.

?? "If you don't want it, just pretend I didn't say it. But you can be careful these days. When I'm bored, I like to listen to human cries, especially the heart-piercing cry. I like it the most."

?? At the end, Bai Er grinned and opened Yin Hong's mouth, revealing two rows of sharp and pointed teeth, "I don't know what kind of sound that Xie Xie will make when he cries."

?? Before Baxi could react, Bai Er slipped and slid down the handrail of the stairs. When Baxi ran over to look, there was no sign of him, so light that no echo could be heard in the corridor.

??So fast.

?? Baxi immediately turned around and ran back to Xie Shunian's office, knocked on the door, and only after hearing a steady "please come in" did she run to hide in the bathroom with peace of mind.Mr. Xie is fine for now, that's okay.

?? Xie Shunian didn't see anyone coming in after hearing the knock on the door for a long time. He walked over and opened the door to see that there was an apple on the ground with a knife stuck vertically in it.The red snake fruit contrasts sharply with the snow-white floor, and with the sharp blade, it looks like a piece of solidified blood jelly.

?? He frowned and looked around. The entire corridor was empty. He bent down and picked up the apple with the handle of the knife, only to find a row of ant-sized writing on the apple skin.

?? "I want to know why Zhang Zhuoyao is hiding from you. See you in the back streets of Vientiane at 6 pm. You can only come alone."