President, your wife gave birth to a kitten

?? Before everyone could react, Baxi held the back skirt of the male colleague with one hand, and pulled the vines pulled down from the banyan tree with the other, swinging a huge arc in mid-air. With a sound, he stood neatly on the flat ground without stirring up any fly ash.The whole set of movements is smooth and smooth without sluggishness, which is comparable to the amazing leap of a national vaulting athlete at the curtain call.

??The rescued male staff member was so frightened that he was lying on the ground like a piece of frozen pork, unable to pull himself up.The employees swarmed up, pinching people, pouring cold water on them, using all kinds of first aid methods, and finally regained consciousness, and were carried to a tent to rest by a few colleagues who usually had a good relationship.

?? Baxi and Xie Shunian also ran back and forth and worked hard. After the male staff's condition stabilized, Xie Shunian left two accompanying medical staff before leaving the tent.He stepped on the solid rock, but felt his footsteps were weak, and his whole body seemed to be in the state of just getting off the roller coaster after ten consecutive rides.

??In such a thrilling situation just now, everyone's attention was on the male employee who fell off the cliff. No one except him noticed that the little fool jumped over from the other side of the cliff while pulling a vine.Even with the help of vines, it is impossible for ordinary people to jump tens of meters away.

?? But how did he do it?

??Reminiscent of the little fool's strides like flying when hiking and climbing, Xie Shunian suddenly felt a chill down his spine.He suddenly became suspicious, is the little fool really Zhang Zhuoyao?

?? If not, the reason for the sudden change in temperament is understandable, but why the same person looks exactly the same?Why did the little fool want to take Zhang Zhuoyao's place?

?? Xie Shunian looked at the gravel under his feet while thinking aimlessly. Suddenly, a pair of familiar legs appeared in front of the road.He stopped suddenly, looked up and saw Baxi looking at him with concern, holding two bottles of mineral water in his hand.

?? Baxi handed him a bottle, "Mr. Xie, your face is so pale, are you uncomfortable?"

?? Xie Shunian took the mineral water, and wanted to answer calmly as before, but found that his vocal cords began to tremble uncoordinated again.He twisted it for a long time with an awkward smile, but the bottle cap remained motionless.Baxi understandingly unscrewed her own bottle and handed it to him.

?? "Don't go too far if you don't feel well, go to the tent to rest first, we can come out to play in the afternoon."

?? Xie Shunian raised the water bottle, raised his head, and poured most of the water out of his mouth, choking him so much that he coughed for a long time.Baxi hurriedly patted his back, but Xie Shunian quickly avoided him.Looking at his hand hanging in mid-air, Baxi and Xie Shunian were both stunned.

?? Baxi stared at his palms, and found that there was a lot of dark green grass pulp on the vines just now, and there was a faint smell of grass. Mr. Xie's clothes are so clean, it would be bad if he rubbed them on.He must have found out a long time ago, so he didn't tell him because he was afraid of embarrassing himself.

?? Mr. Xie is really a kind person.

?? But Baxi's suddenly enlightened expression, in Xie Shunian's eyes, turned into another picture.It was obvious that the goblin was so angry that she wanted to eat people after being discovered.

?? Xie Shunian stepped back on a tree trunk, tried to ease his stiff facial expression, and said half-truths and half-truths.

?? "My mind is in a mess now, and I need to think about some things. You go back first, I want to calm down by myself."

?? Baxi seemed to understand, and walked back very obediently. After walking a few steps, he remembered something and came back suddenly.Just now Xie Shunian went down with the rope on his back to save people, he took off his coat, now he is only wrapped in a thin shirt.Baxi took off her coat and put it on Xie Shunian's shoulders, reminding: "It's windy here, go back early when it's cold."

?? According to the Earth Guide, human beings are prone to catch a cold when they are cold. Mr. Xie's body is so light, it is better to let him pay more attention.

??Seeing Baxi's leaving back, Xie Shunian unconsciously clenched the clothes on his body.He felt a little uncomfortable. He still remembered that when he was a child watching the movie "Green Snake", he especially hated Xu Xian. The white snake was so kind to him, but because the other party was a monster, he would avoid the white snake in fear.

??Now think about it, isn't it the same for me?Because of the fear of the unknown, he avoided the little fool. He was a coward without courage just like Xu Xian.

?? This camping event can be said to be a mess. First, Xie Shunian was severely criticized, and then there was a thrilling performance of a real person falling off a cliff. It seems that you have to read the almanac in advance when you come out for team building.However, after experiencing such twists and turns, Baxi's popularity among his colleagues skyrocketed. When eating dinner around the bonfire at night, colleagues from the department directly sat around Baxi.

??The male colleague who was rescued by him had already recovered, so he forced Baxi to toast several glasses of wine.Baxi had never drank alcohol, let alone how to drink it, but referring to everyone's behavior patterns, he could only follow suit and pick up a glass to have sex with each other.

?? Seeing Baxi's bold attitude, the others were also eager to try it. After such a meal, Baxi drank a full 41 bottles.Although the alcohol content of beer is not high, but if you drink too much, you will get drunk, but Baxi's box of unstrained spirits has been drunk, and you can't see the state of drunkenness with a blurred face as usual.

?? Is this the legendary "Thousand Cups of Not Drunk"?

Xie Shunian, who had just rushed back after blowing the cool breeze all afternoon, saw Baxi being poured alcohol by a group of men and women hooking shoulders and backs.With a dark face, he squeezed into the crowd and directly grabbed Baxi's arm to pull him up.

?? "It's 9:8, drink up and clean up the garbage, go back to the tent to rest. Leave the camp on time at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning."

?? Baxi was still holding the paper cup in his hand when he was pulled up, and there was still half of the cup in it. Based on the principle of not wasting, he carefully discussed with Xie Shunian, "Mr. Xie, can I finish drinking before leaving?"

?? Xie Shunian squinted at him with a sullen face, and the little cat was completely silent.

?? Forget it, don’t drink if you don’t drink.

?? Baxi felt a little regretful and wanted to find a place to put down the paper cup, but Xie Shunian took it and drank it down in one gulp.

?? "After drinking, go back to sleep."

?? When walking towards the tent, Xie Shunian kept holding Baxi's waist, for fear that the little fool would slip out of his arms as soon as he let go.In fact, the Beastman's ability to decompose alcohol is much stronger than that of Earth people. Baxi thinks that except for the slightly irritating taste, it is similar to drinking water. It would be better if it was a little sweeter.

?? Baxi was forced into the tent by Xie Shunian, and sat on the laid quilt. Seeing that Xie Shunian had no intention of leaving, he moved an open space to the side, patted and invited: "Shall we have a meeting? "

?? Xie Shunian unceremoniously sat in the small tent, squeezing Baxi so that he was staggering.

"To be honest, are you Zhang Zhuoyao?"

?? Baxi paused after adjusting his sitting posture, turned his head in surprise, and just about to speak, was stopped by Xie Shunian.

?? "You think it through carefully. No matter how incredible the answer you give, I will choose to believe you, but you can't lie."

?? Baxi tightened his hands and feet silently. Although he had doubts about Xie Shunian when he met last time, his attitude was obviously more determined this time. Was he noticed when he was saving someone on the cliff?He tightened his clothes, "Of course I'm Zhang Zhuoyao."

?? Hearing the other party's answer, Xie Shunian breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that there was an emptiness in his heart.He nodded, accepting the other party's answer.

"Okay. Then can you tell me why you suddenly changed so much, not only your personality, but also your various behaviors. Change is no longer enough to describe the gap between before and after. What happened during this period of time That made you like this?"

?? Baxi's curled nails sank into the palm with increasing strength.Xie Shunian waited for a long time, but there was no response.

??He sighed, "You rest first, and tell me when you speak first." Just as he was about to stand up, he was pulled.

?? Baxi stammered nervously, "Actually, I died once." After he finished speaking, he shook his head suddenly, "No, no, I didn't mean real death, but almost died. It's just..."

??The more nervous he was, the more he couldn't find suitable words. It seemed that he had forgotten all the daily communication terms he saw in the Earth Manual.Xie Shunian held his trembling fingers and guided him patiently.

?? "Mentally hit?"

?? Baxi hurried down the steps, "Yes, it's a mental trauma."

?? Unexpectedly, after saying this sentence, Xie Shunian was silent again, holding his hand for an unknown amount of time.Looking at him with some guilt, "Is it because of me?"

??At the beginning Zhang Zhuoyao was introduced to the company by a mentor, but as soon as he met Xie Shunian at the induction meeting, he began to pursue him in a different way. To put it nicely, it was called hinting, and to put it bluntly, it was called disgusting.A normal person might stuff some sexy panties or condoms into the desk of the person he likes every day.The self-recommended pillow mat is not so explicit.

??At that time, Xie Shunian really said nothing cruel. Anyone with a little self-esteem should have retreated and jumped into the Yellow River.In the end, this guy was good, but he got worse, treating his bottom line as an insole, and almost forced Xie Shunian.

?? Later, I guess God thought he had hot eyes, and finally let him disappear for a day, but I didn't expect that he not only came back one day later, but also changed a completely different person.If one had to say that there was something that hit him during that time, it would most likely be Xie Shunian.

?? Baxi didn't know what happened to Zhang Zhuoyao and Xie Shunian before he came, but judging from Mr. Xie's attitude towards him before, he probably wasn't very happy.

??He shook his head quickly, "It's okay, what happened before is over, I'm not doing well now." Baxi tried to smile, expressing that he was fine.But in Xie Shunian's eyes, this turned into a forced smile, he grabbed the other's fingertips and squeezed them into his palm with distress.It seems that the real little fool became like this really has something to do with him.

?? "I apologize to you. At that time, I said something too much. Actually." Xie Shunian tried to take a deep breath, "You are fine."

?? Baxi's soft eyebrows frowned, Mr. Xie hurt him so much.

??He raised his head, "Mr. Xie is also very good." After thinking for a while, he said, "We are very good boyfriends."

??The atmosphere was quite serious at first, but Xie Shunian couldn't hold back anymore. He laughed, and suddenly held Baxi's face and shook it a few times.

?? "Do you know what the word boyfriend means?"

?? Baxi looked at Xie Shunian's sudden close gaze and hummed.

?? "Boyfriends are great male friends."

?? Xie Shunian shook his head and let him go, a little disappointed. He really was a little fool. How could his IQ drop after being hit.

The two just sat side by side, silent for a while, Xie Shunian turned his head again, "Don't call someone else's boyfriend casually from now on. Even if you want to call him" he coughed dryly, his ears burning slightly, "you can only call me. "

?? Baxi was a little confused, "But now I have many boyfriends"

??Seeing Xie Shunian's gloomy gaze, Baxi instantly pursed his lips.Nodding reluctantly, "Okay then."

?? Mr. Xie is so domineering. He has so many boyfriends himself, why does he only let himself have him.The thinking of people on earth is really strange...