Picked up a Scammer Rabbit

Peng Ci squatted on An Xingzhou's shoulder and stared at him. He watched An Xingzhou match up with the lucky audience drawn out by the housing manager and started a sweet double row. The claws were stuffed into An Xingzhou's mouth.

Love words cannot be said!The wife is his!You can only speak love words to him!

But soon, Peng Ci realized that he was worrying too much.

The lucky spectator selected by the housing management should be a novice, the kind who can't walk straight, opened the door and slammed the door, jumped out of the window, went up two steps of the stairs, and turned his sight back to the first floor.

An Xingzhou searched several houses, turned his gaze, and found that the fan who was drawn was still wandering in the first house where he landed, and walked over curiously, and saw the other party wandering around in the living room looking for Lost direction.

"Are your eyes on the back of your head?" An Xingzhou stood beside him and asked, "Why do you walk backwards?"

The fan struggled: "Wait for me to get used to it!"

"Okay." An Xingzhou put away the gun, stood beside him and applauded: "Hurry up and get used to it, you will become the first man-machine to eat chicken after you get used to it."

fan:"……"

Peng Ci scratched his head with his back foot, then turned his head and glanced at An Xingzhou: "Squeak?"

Is this the sweet duo?

When the fans finally got used to walking, An Xingzhou asked him to squat in the room without moving, went out and killed a circle by himself, and marked the material one by one, and said to Mai: "There is no one, the fourth-level bag comes out Pack your supplies."

The fans came out to pick up supplies bitterly, and asked while picking up: "Xing Xing, to you, am I just a fourth-level bag!"

Peng Ci leaned close to An Xingzhou's ear to listen to the leaking sound from the earphones, and immediately became vigilant, and immediately vented his anger "haha", patting An Xingzhou's shoulder like a warning with his paw.

"Squeak!" Peng Ci yelled, wife!Why did he call you a star!Why are you shouting so intimately! !

An Xingzhou moved his shoulders, turned Peng Ci upside down and said, "Well, it's one level higher than the third level, because you can move backwards, which is quite powerful."

fan:"……"

Peng Ci silently put his paws back on his chest, and shook his head at the camera: Humph, even if your shovel can move the earth, it can't move my corner!Although you all love your wives, my wife only loves me!

An Xingzhou was completely merciless when he taunted, and after taunting the other side, he would also taunt the fans, making the listeners cry when they heard it.

The fans are whining, the barrage hahaha, Peng Ci is so happy that even his hair is flying.

He squatted on An Xingzhou's shoulders, his ears turned up, his chin raised high, he had the demeanor of a winner, his tail was almost up to the sky: My wife never scolds me!My wife will still tease me!will kiss me!will touch me!Will tear my ribs to pieces!

You don't know how good your wife is!You can only get ridicule from your wife!snort!

After Peng Ci finished chanting in his heart, he turned his head and licked An Xingzhou's face, then immediately looked at the camera: Got it!Only I can kiss my wife!I am not a son!It's husband!

I must let everyone know that I am my husband!

An Xingzhou played games until night, and quit the live broadcast when it was time to eat. He went to the kitchen to fry fried rice with eggs, and poured Peng Ci's rabbit food and put them on the table together.

Peng Ci was as non-deterministic as a child. After serving the table, he ate two mouthfuls of rabbit food and then went to An Xingzhou's side, "Honey, give me my phone."

"Why do you need a mobile phone? Taking selfies again?" An Xingzhou pushed the mobile phone in front of Peng Ci, "You still have to play with your mobile phone while eating..."

Peng Ci patted the phone screen with his paws familiarly. After successfully unlocking it, he clicked on an orange software on the desktop, typed a few big characters in the search box, and skillfully sorted them in descending order of price , added the first product to the shopping cart without hesitation.

An Xingzhou went to the kitchen to pour some water, and when he came back, he saw Peng Ci staring at the phone with bitterness and hatred on his face, with his ears hanging down, and asked curiously, "What's wrong? Did you see anything?"

Peng Ci's ears moved after hearing An Xingzhou's words, and the frustration just now was swept away. He turned to An Xingzhou happily, and asked sweetly, "Honey! What's the password!"

"Don't you know?" An Xingzhou reported a series of numbers, "I remember you unlocked it yourself before."

"That's not right..." Peng Ci pressed the phone with his two paws, and pushed the phone towards An Xingzhou. The whole rabbit followed the phone and lay down on the table, with one ear drooping and the other raised. , eyes fluttering and asked: "Cici doesn't know the payment password, wife enter it!"

An Xingzhou was so dazed by Peng Ci's action, he subconsciously entered the password, and when he entered the last number, he barely managed to wake up from Peng Ci's bewitchment. When he looked closely, his heart almost went into cardiac arrest.

The 49999 on the screen stung An Xingzhou's eyes, he canceled the payment tremblingly, and found that the product just now was actually a computer.

The pity and affection in An Xingzhou's heart were swept away immediately.

Peng Ci still didn't know that his computer had been canceled by An Xingzhou, and he was still watching An Xingzhou shaking his buttocks, moaning in his mouth: "Sweet double row with my wife, sweet sweet!"

"Salted rabbit meat is also quite sweet. I think you want to try it..." An Xingzhou pinched the back of Peng Ci's neck and asked, "You really dare to buy a computer. You don't even have 49999 after selling it. How dare you buy it?" ?”

"Woo!" Peng Ci tried to shrink his head, but failed, so he had to explain: "Because I want to be sweet with my wife! I can't talk in front of the camera! I can talk about sweet double rows!"

The more he talked, the more wronged he became, his big black eyes filled with tears, and he complained in a crying voice: "They also said that I am your son, woo woo woo! You are obviously my wife! I don't want to resign." Chaos||Lun!"

Peng Ci burped, and said aggrievedly: "My wife doesn't even buy me a computer, is it because she doesn't want to disclose our relationship... They all call my wife Xing Xing, but my wife wants me to be an underground lover. Woo!"

An Xingzhou said indifferently: "Is that why you want to buy a 49999 computer?"

Peng Ci's crying stopped, and he tentatively asked: "Then can I buy a cheaper one?"

"..." An Xingzhou said without hesitation, "No."

"Money is more important than me!" Peng Ci opened his mouth and began to cry again: "My wife touched me, kissed me, slept with me, and even confirmed the size of Jiji, but now she wants to lose my temper because of 49999!"

"In my wife's heart, I'm not worth as much as 49999!" Peng Ci whimpered and said, "My wife's love for me is all fake! It's fake! It's only 49999, so I'm going to be an underground lover..."

An Xingzhou's head hurt from Peng Ci's crying, so he spread his palms and said, "Then you give me 49999, and I will double row with you and say you are my husband."

Peng Ci: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

He immediately retracted his paw and wiped his eyes, wiped away all the tears on his hair and said: "Okay! Not only 49999, I will give all my private money to my wife, and my wife will disclose our relationship! We have agreed! "

An Xingzhou: "?"

An Xingzhou asked: "Do you still have private money?"

"Cici is rich!" Peng Ci jumped in front of the phone, quickly logged into his QQ, found a dialog box and sent a message, wagging his tail at An Xingzhou: "We are going to make it public!"

An Xingzhou: "?"

Am I... being put together?

The author says:

Peng Ci, a rabbit who doesn't know whether he is really stupid or fake