Royal rice bug, worm worm!

Li Xi took Wei Yu to a bush to show off his new elephant.

"It's a tribute from Lingnan. The Saint's Royal Beast Garden already has a pair. I don't have one here, so give it to me!"

"It's still very young, only one year old. You can see that its teeth haven't grown particularly long."

"The nose is so powerful that it can roll me up."

As Li Xi said, he happily ran to the little elephant, intending to show Wei Yu a "nose-rolled rice bug".

Unexpectedly, the little elephant was drinking water. When he saw him running over with a "smirk on his face", he thought he was going to grab the water puddle with him, so he raised his nose and sprayed him all over.

Li Xi: "..."

Can't you show me some face?

The elephant breeder came from Lingnan with the little elephant, and he didn't know Li Xi's temper, so he hurriedly explained: "My lord, don't be annoyed, the elephant will only sprinkle precious water on people it approves, please don't blame it, my lord. "

Li Xi was even more eager than him, and he emphasized to Wei Yu: "Did you hear me? It's not that Pippi sprayed me not because he doesn't like me, but because he likes me too much... ah!"

Before he finished speaking, the little elephant came running over, curled him up with his nose, and threw him away, explaining what it means to tear down the stage!

Seeing that Li Xi was about to fall, Wei Yu strode forward to catch him.

Li Xi leaned in his arms, looking at the flaunting little elephant with aggrieved eyes.

so embarrassing...

The elephant keeper was frightened to death, so he swung his whip in desperation, and beat the elephant cruelly.

The little elephant was in pain, raised its nose and let out a cry. The sound was tender and clear, and the ignorant eyes showed grievances.

Li Xi's heart twitched, and he was really angry now, "What are you doing? Who allowed you to hit it?!"

The elephant keeper knelt on the ground and begged incoherently: "If the prince wants to kill, he will kill the slave. Pippi is not sensible, just tame it..."

Li Xi frowned, "You are willing to die for it, why don't you treat it kindly?"

The elephant breeder was frightened out of his wits long ago. Chang'an couldn't speak or understand Chang'an very well, so he kept begging for mercy.

Li Xi also had a big heart, and couldn't figure out what he meant. He just thought this person was annoying and wanted to drive him away.

Wei Yu saw what he was thinking and explained: "This man is an elephant breeder, not an elephant trainer. He really loves elephants and serves them as gods...the reason why he whips elephants is probably because he is worried about you. Killing the elephant in a fit of rage was the first to teach me a lesson."

The little elephant is quite spiritual. When he saw the mahout kneeling on the ground, he immediately calmed down, rubbed his nose against his back, and comforted him in his own way.

The elephant breeder was really comforted, and tried to explain in bad Chang'an dialect: "In the past, there were elephants in the clan that were paid to the nobles, but if they disturbed the nobles, they would end up being slaughtered... Pippi is still young, so if you tame it, you will be obedient." .”

It was a coincidence, in the past, Li Xi always came here after the baby elephant was full. At that time, Pippi was the most docile, so why should he be asked.Not only was he hungry today, but he was also drinking water in time, so he inevitably regarded Li Xi as an intruder.

Li Xi also came back to his senses, and waved his hands generously, "Forget it, you just need to take good care of him, and tell the steward if there is anything missing——Chang'an dialect needs to be practiced."

The mahout kept saying yes.

Secretly thinking in his heart, he is the best speaker in Chang'an in their village, otherwise he would not have been chosen to come to Chang'an...

Continue to secretly think: Chang'an is really good, so is Fu Wang, it would be great if he and Pippi could take root in Chang'an...

Wei Yu also thought Li Xi was good.

It can even be said that it is quite surprising.

He had personally seen how the eldest prince treated a mastiff.

The dog was presented as a tribute by the Anxi Governor's Mansion. It was tall and ferocious, and was extremely loved by the first prince. Because he lost to the second prince's Hai Dongqing in a hunt, he was skinned and boned, and the owner of the dog was killed.

Even a free-spirited and heroic person like the second prince would hit or kill an unfamiliar falcon.

Li Xi was rolled up and beaten by the elephant, and he also lost face in front of himself as an outsider. Not only was he not angry at all, but his first consideration was to tell the elephant breeder not to beat the elephant...

Wei Yu was inevitably moved in his heart.

If the superior can treat his subjects with this heart, he can be regarded as a benevolent monarch of a generation.

Li Xi, with his wet hair on his head, was so embarrassed that he had to hold on, and led Wei Yu around, trying to brainwash him and make him forget the embarrassing thing that happened just now.

Wei Yu smiled and pretended cooperatively that nothing happened.It wasn't until turning around half a circle that he mentioned without a trace: "Wei Mou confessed his crime and changed his clothes, don't blame me, my lord."

Li Xi's eyes lit up, "Yeah, no blame, no blame, go, I'll wait for you here, come back and treat you to the meat skewers grilled by my little pepper!"

"Wei, thank you in advance." Wei Yu smiled and went to Gongfang with the servant who led the way.

As soon as his back disappeared, Li Xi suddenly jumped up and quickly rushed into the rest room.

After taking off the wet clothes, I wiped my hair with a dozen cloth towels, and hid the small curly hairs in the hair crown without any trace.

It wasn't until he turned back into that gorgeous and delicate little prince that he ran back to the original place, trying to calm down his shortness of breath, pretending to be bored and waiting for Wei Yu to appear.

When it was over, he complained helplessly: "If you don't come back, I will go home with the ants to celebrate the New Year."

Wei Yu glanced at the new hair crown on his head, and said with a smile: "Please ask the lord to let the ant send a message, so I can pick you up after the Chinese New Year."

"Hahahaha...you speak like a little daughter-in-law brought back to her natal family!"

Wei Yu raised his eyebrows.

Li Xi froze.

A plant!

A plant!

A plant!

What the hell is he talking about!

Xiao Fu Wang, who was humiliated first, and then later, cleared his throat, and forcibly changed the subject: "Go eat... meat skewers?"

"Okay." In the eyes of others, Wei Shaoqing, who was unsmiling, had a prettier smile than February's spring.

Li Xi glanced at it casually, and a blush crept up her ears quietly...

The atmosphere is quite good when eating skewers.

Hu Jiao gave Li Xi two skewers of meat each time, and Wei Yu a bunch of eggplants each time, and she was justifiably partial to each other.

Li Xi persuaded with a smile: "Little Pepper, don't be so stingy, we have so much meat, even if we don't invite Wei Shaoqing to eat it, it will be spoiled."

Wei Yu tried his best to keep smiling.

It was only then that Hu Jiao reluctantly gave him a bunch, but it was still burnt by accident, so she was worried about letting Li Xi eat it.

Wei Yu continued to smile.

The atmosphere is really... nice.

When it was almost time to eat, Wei Yu put down the red willow branches, wiped his hands with a handkerchief, and took the initiative to say: "My lord called Wei, you have something to say!"

"You knew it a long time ago?" Li Xi chewed a big meatball, his voice was vague, "Why are you so smart? Does it mean that when you quarrel every morning, others can't quarrel with you?"

Wei Yu: "..."

"I really have something to do with you. Originally, I shouldn't have told you this, but I think you're a nice person, so I'm sorry to cheat you, so it's better to say it..." Li Xi leaned lazily on the couch, Barabara said.

Wei Yu didn't listen to a word, his mind was full of the circle of pepper marks around his mouth.

He wants to wipe it off!

However, it is not suitable!

Can't ignore it!

You can't even turn your face away!

There is still a picture in my mind!

In the end, I couldn't hold back, took out the handkerchief, leaned over, squeezed my chin, and wiped it.

He wiped it twice again and again to make sure that there was no pepper residue, so he relaxed and folded the handkerchief slowly.

Li Xi blinked and stared at him blankly.

Wei Yu pretended to be calm, "What did the prince just say?"

"You look like my mother!" Li Xi blurted out.

Wei Yu: "..."

"No, my mother never wiped my mouth, you look like my nanny!"

Wei Yu: Hehe.

"Let me tell you, my nanny is very good to me. I have been—"

"My lord called Wei here because he wanted to talk about the marriage of Shouxi County Lord!" Wei Yu interrupted his rambling.

Li Xi clicked his tongue, and said: "Some words will inevitably hurt feelings... But, we don't have any feelings, so I'll just say it straight."

Wei Yu pursed his lips, "My lord, it's all right."

"Let's talk about my sister's marriage. After all, I am the only male in the family. The clan always puts my opinion first... If my sister is interested in you, I don't care about family status. The premise is that this A marriage cannot be a deal between you and a saint."

Wei Yu's index finger unconsciously rubbed the scar on the tiger's mouth, and his heart throbbed - he knew a long time ago that this little King of Fortune was not as ignorant of the world as he appeared on the surface.

He didn't say anything high-sounding like "the fate of the emperor is hard to do", but said frankly: "The saint wants to use Wei as a knife, and Wei can only cooperate. Of course, he is also willing to cooperate. This is the opportunity given to Wei by the saint."

"Then I can only say sorry, I have to take away your 'cutting board', you should cut this knife elsewhere!" Li Xi grabbed the red willow branch, put it to his mouth, and rolled it, a bunch of meat The ball went to the mouth.

There was another pepper mark around his lips, Wei Yu lowered his eyes and didn't wipe it off.

Li Xi chewed the small meatballs and sighed sadly: "I know it's not easy for you, and I can't ignore the rest of my sister's life, unless you can make her really like you, then I have nothing to say .”

Wei Yu raised his eyes: "What is the prince planning to do?"

Li Xi smirked: "I can't tell you that."

Wei Yu also smiled, "Why don't we make a bet?"

"Tell me."

"Within one month, the matter will be resolved. I will not be engaged to the Lord Shouxi County, nor will the Lord marry him to any family."

"What if my sister has a Ruyi Langjun, who happens to be from a family?"

"Count me to lose."

Li Xi was puzzled, "Why do you want to bet with me?"

Wei Yu said frankly: "Wei asked the prince not to take away the 'cutting board' for the time being, Wei needs the pretense of Fu Wangfu."

Li Xi wiped his mouth casually: "Now that you have a sage as your backer, the chances of winning are already high. There is no need to negotiate terms with me."

Wei Yu forcibly turned his eyes away, not looking at the little oil claw, "The prince can play tricks on the case, so didn't he let me go too?"

Li Xi said narcissistically: "I really have a good eye for people, you are quite moral! One month is one month, what if you lose?"

"Let the prince dispose of it."

"Is it okay if you let me lead the horse?"

"As you wish."

"Is it okay to raise an elephant?"

"can."

"Be my... be my little book boy?"

"it is good."

Li Xi laughed, and put Xiaoyou's paw on his shoulder, "Then it's settled, I won't mess with you within a month, and you don't cheat on my sister. Otherwise, even if this marriage is plotted by you , I also have the ability to mess it up."

Wei Yu used a handkerchief as a cushion and took his hand off.

Li Xi smirked and put both hands together.

Suddenly, two handprints appeared on Wei Yu's chest.

He gritted his teeth, and wiped vigorously with the handkerchief—seemingly he was about to lose his composure.

However, Li Xi deliberately provoked him by touching the mole on his brow.

"Li! Xi!" Shaoqing of Dali Temple, who had an attack of cleanliness, finally broke out.

Xiao Fu Wang laughed loudly: "Bold! You actually called me by my name!"

Wei Yu sneered, he not only dared to call the prince by his name, but also dared to drag him over and beat him up!

Li Xi hopped and ran away, laughing as he ran: "You are the one who commits the crime below, and you will be punished for three years, and you will be fined five hundred guan in silver!"

Wei Yu snorted coldly: "Your Majesty, go and sue me, there are many people in Dali Temple who want to pull me off my horse."

Li Xi lost his temper from laughing, fell on the grass, rolled on the spot, and continued laughing.

Wei Yu took off his oil-stained coat while walking, threw it away, and then pinned down the little gold bug to take revenge.

The little animals surrounded them, running and jumping.

The spring is bright and bright, and the warm sun is just right.

Everything has the best arrangement.