Royal rice bug, worm worm!
Chapter 36 Dream
It's time to announce the candidate for the school commander!
Male students and female students gathered in the school grounds, excited and looking forward to it.Everyone is guessing who the male school will be here.
Some said it was Xiao Sanlang, some said it was Ji Erlang, some even thought it was He Lanpu, but no one guessed Li Xi.
Li Xi himself didn't have any hope, and stood there wearily, leaning on He Lanpu's shoulder and dozing off.
The women's school announced first that it was Chai Lanlan, no accident.
Chai Lanlan came to the stage, took the "white silver fish bag" from the head of the mountain, which symbolized the identity of the school commander, and respectfully saluted the head of the mountain and all the masters, then turned around and saluted the students.
The little ladies returned the gift gracefully and happily, and they were all convinced.
After that, it was the turn of male students.
Wei Yu stood on the platform and looked at Li Xi before speaking.
Seeing him, Li Xi became more energetic, winking and grimacing.
Wei Yu smiled slightly, and announced in a loud voice: "The new andrology officer of the Academy is—Fu Wang, Li Xi."
Quiet.
silence.
quiet.
Then, fried.
"Is it King Fu?"
"It's actually King Fu!"
"How could it be King Fu?"
"Did you make a mistake?"
Li Xi also thought it was impossible, and even wondered if Wei Yu fought with the other four Xuezhengs, which helped him win it.
He Lanpu jumped out, changed his soft and soft appearance in the past, and said in the loudest voice in his life: "Why can't it be Brother Xi? It should be Brother Xi! Everyone was in the ten-day examination yesterday. Did Brother Xi behave? most?"
It was only then that everyone remembered that the King of Fu was no longer the King of Fu the day before yesterday. He had become the King of Fu who could say "a high salary to support honesty, and heavy codes to curb corruption".
"Fu Wang, please come to the stage to receive the lucky bag." The head of the white-bearded mountain said with a smile.
"Little brother, go quickly!" Li Mujin smiled from ear to ear, happier than she herself got the school order officer.
"Fu Wang, hurry up!" The rest of the ladies also expressed their agreement.
As a school commander, of course you have to choose the best-looking one!
Li Xi raised her head slightly and looked at Wei Yu.
Wei Yu smiled and nodded at him.
Li Xi then grinned and said with a smile: "Ah, how embarrassing is this~"
As soon as he said this, his legs could not wait to move forward, and he rushed to the general platform in two or three steps.
Then, he boldly said to the head of the mountain: "Head of the mountain, the student has an unfeeling request - can you ask Mr. Wei to give the student a fish bag?"
The head of the white bearded mountain smiled slowly, looked at Wei Yu slowly, and said slowly: "Ah, yes, since he is a student of Wei Xuezheng, it should be awarded by Wei Xuezheng."
"Thank you Shanzhang!" Li Xi obediently and subtly gave a junior salute.
Wei Yu also saluted, then took the fish bag, held it with both hands, and handed it to Li Xi.
Li Xi didn't answer, but patted his belt, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
There was already a booing at the bottom.
"Master Wei, fasten it, or Xiaofu Wang will cry!"
"Yes Master Wei, don't be embarrassed!"
"Sister-in-law, get married soon, anyway!" He Lanpu immediately covered his mouth after shouting, because everyone looked over, including Wei Yu and Li Xi.
Wei Yu was fine, but Li Xi was annoyed, grabbed the fish bag, jumped off the stage in three or two steps, and grabbed He Lanpu's clothes as if to beat him.
He Lanpu hugged his waist, repeatedly begging for mercy.
There was a sudden commotion underneath, and the masters knocked on the bamboo board several times to no avail, and then... gave up.
Wei Yu pursed his lips, his eyes darkened slightly.
The head of the white beard mountain patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and said slowly: "As a master in Gongxue, you have to have a good temper and give up when you have to give up."
Wei Yu... was not comforted.
Li Xi was so proud that she wore a whitebait bag to show off all day long.
Others wore fish bags around their waists, but he hung them on his chest in order to be conspicuous, and even went to Wei Yu to ask for compliments.
"Just say, am I powerful?"
Wei Yu flipped through the book, and replied flatly: "Excellent."
"One sentence is not enough, two compliments are needed."
"Great, very powerful." The tone was still light.
Li Xi sensed something was wrong, and sat cross-legged in front of him, her round eyes almost touching the tip of his nose.
"Are you unhappy?"
Wei Yu raised his eyes, "Thank you, I can see it. Go play by yourself and let me be quiet for a while."
If you are so obedient, you are no longer Xiaofu Wang, "Why are you unhappy? Because He Lanpu is called sister-in-law, don't worry, I have beaten him before, and I won't call him in the future."
"Thank you very much." Wei Yu said angrily.
"Why are you still acting weird?" Li Xi lay on the table, deliberately blocking his book, tilting his head, leaving only one eye to look at him.
After watching for a while, I suddenly smiled, "But I'm quite happy. Brother Shuyun has never lost his temper with others, right? Second brother-in-law, right? Chai Yang, too? Is it only in front of me?"
What does this mean?
Brother Shuyun treats him the most special!
When I got excited, I took Wei Yu's hand and made a solemn promise: "Don't worry, brother Shuyun, I will definitely not marry you, and I won't let others have the opportunity to laugh at you. You will only be my best and best friend. In the future, he will enter the Dragon Pavilion and become the prime minister."
Wei Yu laughed angrily.
I really want to strip this little Fu Wang who specializes in sticking knives into people's mouths and beat him up!
The little gold bug was happy all day.
Wei Yu was depressed all day long.
So much so that after school ended in the evening, instead of sending Li Xi home for the first time, he found an excuse and separated at Chengtianmen.
Sitting on the green bull cart, Li Xi couldn't figure it out: "Why did Brother Shu Yun lose his temper? Do you think I didn't clarify enough? Or did the rest of the masters laugh at him?"
He Lanpu tremblingly raised his chubby hand, "Brother Xi, I heard some news, but I didn't tell you because I wasn't sure..."
Then, he told about the bet between Wei Yu and Lin Xuezheng that he helped Li Xi win the school order.
Li Xi:! ! !
No wonder Brother Shu Yun loses his temper, it turns out he thinks he is not careful enough!
Xiao Fu Wang immediately jumped off the blue bull cart, rode on the little black horse, and chased along Zhuque Street.
On the way, he got out of the car and bought a complete set of Hu brushes that Wei Yu had always liked but was not willing to buy as a gift. He ran all the way to the gate of Guangdefang before catching up with Wei Yu.
At that time, Wei Yu was buying wine in a small tavern next to Fangmen—he had never been fond of wine, but today he wanted to drink two jugs.
Turning around, he saw little Fu Wang running over, blushing, dripping with sweat, panting.
Then, his hand was grabbed, and a big lacquer box was handed to him.
"Brother Shu, Shuyun, this is a thank you gift from me. Thank you very much for helping me win the school order."
What else could it be?
He chased after him all the way, panting like this, he didn't care about his clothes and hair, and even bought gifts specially, just to... coax him.
How could the golden and precious little King Fu ever treat someone so carelessly?
No matter how angry I was, it dissipated.
Then there is self-blame.
It's just his unrequited love, and he didn't ask for it to get it. How come the more he gets, the more hypocritical it is?
Wei Yu quickly made a [-]-word self-criticism, then held Li Xi's wrist with his backhand, and put the belt around him, "I've been running all the way, but I'm tired? Do you want to go home and have a rest?"
"Yeah, take a break!"
As long as you enter the house, show him the gift, and coax him, brother Shuyun will be fine!
Wei Yu smiled, took him with one hand and the horse with the other, and went home happily.
The wine was not bought.
Li Xi followed swayingly, with a smile on his face, holding a lacquer box in his arms, if there was a long tail behind him, he would probably wag it happily.
It's exactly the same as when Xiongzizi was trying to please people.
Li Xi gave Wei Yu a set of Hu pens, and received a gift from Wei Yu in return - it was the "teaching short story book" that he promised to buy for him earlier.
When Li Xi received it, her ears blushed uncontrollably.
I was embarrassed to look at it in front of Wei Yu, and when I got home, it was dark, and I pretended to go to sleep, and drove everyone out, and then I got under the bed, quietly took it out, and looked at it with the night pearl.
The cover is blue, just like a textbook in a school, but it has no title.
Turning inside, I was surprised to find that it was actually handwritten.The light yellow bamboo paper is marked with light red vertical grids, and each column of characters is neat and regular, as if printed on a woodblock.
However, the handwriting is clearer, cleaner and more beautiful than any book published by the printing office that Li Xi has seen.
——Is this kind of "teaching short story book" actually handwritten?
The simple little King Fu didn't know that Wei Yu wrote this "teaching book" which was longer than "Shangshu" especially for him.
After staying up for more than a dozen nights and reading hundreds of pornographic story books and medical classics, I finally came up with such a "little story book" that combines "teaching" and health preservation in one.
Li Xi watched it most of the night.
Anticipation, nervousness, excitement, sudden realization... It is the first time in my life that I have such complex emotions while reading a book.
I have been dreaming in the second half of the night.
Dreamed that Wei Yu was holding his hand, "slapping" his palm.
In the dream that day in the woodshed, he stretched out his hand...
I also dreamed that I don’t know where it is, it’s very hot and soft, and there’s a constant popping sound, it seems to be hitting the palm of my hand, but it doesn’t seem to be.
I can't see anything, I can only see Wei Yu's hand, slender, warm and powerful, clamping him fiercely and domineeringly...
clap clap clap...
clap clap clap...
clap clap clap...
It didn't stop all night.
Li Xi woke up crying, "Don't hit the palm of your hand!"
The next day, when Wei Yu entered the classroom, Li Xi was lying on the desk to catch up on sleep, his face was a little red, his brows were furrowed, and he was not sleeping comfortably.
Worried that he had a fever, he stretched out his hand, trying to touch his forehead.
Li Xi woke up suddenly, and shrank back abruptly, "Don't slap your palm."
Wei Yu was startled, and then blamed himself: "Are you scared? Don't be afraid, don't hit the palm of your hand."
I kept thinking in my heart, did the beatings hurt too much the previous two times, otherwise how could I be so scared?
Self-blame is followed by more attentive care.
Made tea for him, coaxed him to drink it, and helped him straighten his back with the hands that Xiao Fu Wang had dreamed about all night.
Li Xi had no way to face him, lowered his eyes, bit his lip, and said sullenly: "Don't be so nice to me, I panic."
Wei Yu's heart softened, "Don't panic, you don't need to memorize or write today, just listen to me, okay?"
Li Xi was a rare and well-behaved person, obediently lying on the table, not looking at him, just listening with his ears open.
Brother Shuyun's voice is really nice.
I don't know what to say, but it was really good.
Quan Chang'an's wife is not as good as Brother Shang Shu Yun.
His eyes fell on Wei Yu's hand.
That hand clenched naturally and placed it on the desk.
The skin is not white, but it is definitely not dark, it is not white and tender, the joints are clear, and it looks very strong at first glance... It is exactly what he dreamed of.
Li Xi secretly rubbed out a small pointed stick, hit that hand once, and hit it again.
Take revenge for last night's "beating the palm of your hand".
Male students and female students gathered in the school grounds, excited and looking forward to it.Everyone is guessing who the male school will be here.
Some said it was Xiao Sanlang, some said it was Ji Erlang, some even thought it was He Lanpu, but no one guessed Li Xi.
Li Xi himself didn't have any hope, and stood there wearily, leaning on He Lanpu's shoulder and dozing off.
The women's school announced first that it was Chai Lanlan, no accident.
Chai Lanlan came to the stage, took the "white silver fish bag" from the head of the mountain, which symbolized the identity of the school commander, and respectfully saluted the head of the mountain and all the masters, then turned around and saluted the students.
The little ladies returned the gift gracefully and happily, and they were all convinced.
After that, it was the turn of male students.
Wei Yu stood on the platform and looked at Li Xi before speaking.
Seeing him, Li Xi became more energetic, winking and grimacing.
Wei Yu smiled slightly, and announced in a loud voice: "The new andrology officer of the Academy is—Fu Wang, Li Xi."
Quiet.
silence.
quiet.
Then, fried.
"Is it King Fu?"
"It's actually King Fu!"
"How could it be King Fu?"
"Did you make a mistake?"
Li Xi also thought it was impossible, and even wondered if Wei Yu fought with the other four Xuezhengs, which helped him win it.
He Lanpu jumped out, changed his soft and soft appearance in the past, and said in the loudest voice in his life: "Why can't it be Brother Xi? It should be Brother Xi! Everyone was in the ten-day examination yesterday. Did Brother Xi behave? most?"
It was only then that everyone remembered that the King of Fu was no longer the King of Fu the day before yesterday. He had become the King of Fu who could say "a high salary to support honesty, and heavy codes to curb corruption".
"Fu Wang, please come to the stage to receive the lucky bag." The head of the white-bearded mountain said with a smile.
"Little brother, go quickly!" Li Mujin smiled from ear to ear, happier than she herself got the school order officer.
"Fu Wang, hurry up!" The rest of the ladies also expressed their agreement.
As a school commander, of course you have to choose the best-looking one!
Li Xi raised her head slightly and looked at Wei Yu.
Wei Yu smiled and nodded at him.
Li Xi then grinned and said with a smile: "Ah, how embarrassing is this~"
As soon as he said this, his legs could not wait to move forward, and he rushed to the general platform in two or three steps.
Then, he boldly said to the head of the mountain: "Head of the mountain, the student has an unfeeling request - can you ask Mr. Wei to give the student a fish bag?"
The head of the white bearded mountain smiled slowly, looked at Wei Yu slowly, and said slowly: "Ah, yes, since he is a student of Wei Xuezheng, it should be awarded by Wei Xuezheng."
"Thank you Shanzhang!" Li Xi obediently and subtly gave a junior salute.
Wei Yu also saluted, then took the fish bag, held it with both hands, and handed it to Li Xi.
Li Xi didn't answer, but patted his belt, the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
There was already a booing at the bottom.
"Master Wei, fasten it, or Xiaofu Wang will cry!"
"Yes Master Wei, don't be embarrassed!"
"Sister-in-law, get married soon, anyway!" He Lanpu immediately covered his mouth after shouting, because everyone looked over, including Wei Yu and Li Xi.
Wei Yu was fine, but Li Xi was annoyed, grabbed the fish bag, jumped off the stage in three or two steps, and grabbed He Lanpu's clothes as if to beat him.
He Lanpu hugged his waist, repeatedly begging for mercy.
There was a sudden commotion underneath, and the masters knocked on the bamboo board several times to no avail, and then... gave up.
Wei Yu pursed his lips, his eyes darkened slightly.
The head of the white beard mountain patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and said slowly: "As a master in Gongxue, you have to have a good temper and give up when you have to give up."
Wei Yu... was not comforted.
Li Xi was so proud that she wore a whitebait bag to show off all day long.
Others wore fish bags around their waists, but he hung them on his chest in order to be conspicuous, and even went to Wei Yu to ask for compliments.
"Just say, am I powerful?"
Wei Yu flipped through the book, and replied flatly: "Excellent."
"One sentence is not enough, two compliments are needed."
"Great, very powerful." The tone was still light.
Li Xi sensed something was wrong, and sat cross-legged in front of him, her round eyes almost touching the tip of his nose.
"Are you unhappy?"
Wei Yu raised his eyes, "Thank you, I can see it. Go play by yourself and let me be quiet for a while."
If you are so obedient, you are no longer Xiaofu Wang, "Why are you unhappy? Because He Lanpu is called sister-in-law, don't worry, I have beaten him before, and I won't call him in the future."
"Thank you very much." Wei Yu said angrily.
"Why are you still acting weird?" Li Xi lay on the table, deliberately blocking his book, tilting his head, leaving only one eye to look at him.
After watching for a while, I suddenly smiled, "But I'm quite happy. Brother Shuyun has never lost his temper with others, right? Second brother-in-law, right? Chai Yang, too? Is it only in front of me?"
What does this mean?
Brother Shuyun treats him the most special!
When I got excited, I took Wei Yu's hand and made a solemn promise: "Don't worry, brother Shuyun, I will definitely not marry you, and I won't let others have the opportunity to laugh at you. You will only be my best and best friend. In the future, he will enter the Dragon Pavilion and become the prime minister."
Wei Yu laughed angrily.
I really want to strip this little Fu Wang who specializes in sticking knives into people's mouths and beat him up!
The little gold bug was happy all day.
Wei Yu was depressed all day long.
So much so that after school ended in the evening, instead of sending Li Xi home for the first time, he found an excuse and separated at Chengtianmen.
Sitting on the green bull cart, Li Xi couldn't figure it out: "Why did Brother Shu Yun lose his temper? Do you think I didn't clarify enough? Or did the rest of the masters laugh at him?"
He Lanpu tremblingly raised his chubby hand, "Brother Xi, I heard some news, but I didn't tell you because I wasn't sure..."
Then, he told about the bet between Wei Yu and Lin Xuezheng that he helped Li Xi win the school order.
Li Xi:! ! !
No wonder Brother Shu Yun loses his temper, it turns out he thinks he is not careful enough!
Xiao Fu Wang immediately jumped off the blue bull cart, rode on the little black horse, and chased along Zhuque Street.
On the way, he got out of the car and bought a complete set of Hu brushes that Wei Yu had always liked but was not willing to buy as a gift. He ran all the way to the gate of Guangdefang before catching up with Wei Yu.
At that time, Wei Yu was buying wine in a small tavern next to Fangmen—he had never been fond of wine, but today he wanted to drink two jugs.
Turning around, he saw little Fu Wang running over, blushing, dripping with sweat, panting.
Then, his hand was grabbed, and a big lacquer box was handed to him.
"Brother Shu, Shuyun, this is a thank you gift from me. Thank you very much for helping me win the school order."
What else could it be?
He chased after him all the way, panting like this, he didn't care about his clothes and hair, and even bought gifts specially, just to... coax him.
How could the golden and precious little King Fu ever treat someone so carelessly?
No matter how angry I was, it dissipated.
Then there is self-blame.
It's just his unrequited love, and he didn't ask for it to get it. How come the more he gets, the more hypocritical it is?
Wei Yu quickly made a [-]-word self-criticism, then held Li Xi's wrist with his backhand, and put the belt around him, "I've been running all the way, but I'm tired? Do you want to go home and have a rest?"
"Yeah, take a break!"
As long as you enter the house, show him the gift, and coax him, brother Shuyun will be fine!
Wei Yu smiled, took him with one hand and the horse with the other, and went home happily.
The wine was not bought.
Li Xi followed swayingly, with a smile on his face, holding a lacquer box in his arms, if there was a long tail behind him, he would probably wag it happily.
It's exactly the same as when Xiongzizi was trying to please people.
Li Xi gave Wei Yu a set of Hu pens, and received a gift from Wei Yu in return - it was the "teaching short story book" that he promised to buy for him earlier.
When Li Xi received it, her ears blushed uncontrollably.
I was embarrassed to look at it in front of Wei Yu, and when I got home, it was dark, and I pretended to go to sleep, and drove everyone out, and then I got under the bed, quietly took it out, and looked at it with the night pearl.
The cover is blue, just like a textbook in a school, but it has no title.
Turning inside, I was surprised to find that it was actually handwritten.The light yellow bamboo paper is marked with light red vertical grids, and each column of characters is neat and regular, as if printed on a woodblock.
However, the handwriting is clearer, cleaner and more beautiful than any book published by the printing office that Li Xi has seen.
——Is this kind of "teaching short story book" actually handwritten?
The simple little King Fu didn't know that Wei Yu wrote this "teaching book" which was longer than "Shangshu" especially for him.
After staying up for more than a dozen nights and reading hundreds of pornographic story books and medical classics, I finally came up with such a "little story book" that combines "teaching" and health preservation in one.
Li Xi watched it most of the night.
Anticipation, nervousness, excitement, sudden realization... It is the first time in my life that I have such complex emotions while reading a book.
I have been dreaming in the second half of the night.
Dreamed that Wei Yu was holding his hand, "slapping" his palm.
In the dream that day in the woodshed, he stretched out his hand...
I also dreamed that I don’t know where it is, it’s very hot and soft, and there’s a constant popping sound, it seems to be hitting the palm of my hand, but it doesn’t seem to be.
I can't see anything, I can only see Wei Yu's hand, slender, warm and powerful, clamping him fiercely and domineeringly...
clap clap clap...
clap clap clap...
clap clap clap...
It didn't stop all night.
Li Xi woke up crying, "Don't hit the palm of your hand!"
The next day, when Wei Yu entered the classroom, Li Xi was lying on the desk to catch up on sleep, his face was a little red, his brows were furrowed, and he was not sleeping comfortably.
Worried that he had a fever, he stretched out his hand, trying to touch his forehead.
Li Xi woke up suddenly, and shrank back abruptly, "Don't slap your palm."
Wei Yu was startled, and then blamed himself: "Are you scared? Don't be afraid, don't hit the palm of your hand."
I kept thinking in my heart, did the beatings hurt too much the previous two times, otherwise how could I be so scared?
Self-blame is followed by more attentive care.
Made tea for him, coaxed him to drink it, and helped him straighten his back with the hands that Xiao Fu Wang had dreamed about all night.
Li Xi had no way to face him, lowered his eyes, bit his lip, and said sullenly: "Don't be so nice to me, I panic."
Wei Yu's heart softened, "Don't panic, you don't need to memorize or write today, just listen to me, okay?"
Li Xi was a rare and well-behaved person, obediently lying on the table, not looking at him, just listening with his ears open.
Brother Shuyun's voice is really nice.
I don't know what to say, but it was really good.
Quan Chang'an's wife is not as good as Brother Shang Shu Yun.
His eyes fell on Wei Yu's hand.
That hand clenched naturally and placed it on the desk.
The skin is not white, but it is definitely not dark, it is not white and tender, the joints are clear, and it looks very strong at first glance... It is exactly what he dreamed of.
Li Xi secretly rubbed out a small pointed stick, hit that hand once, and hit it again.
Take revenge for last night's "beating the palm of your hand".
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