Royal rice bug, worm worm!

Li Xi and Wei Yu went out of the palace together.

Li Xi was still riding in his green ox cart, and Wei Yu rode on the horse as soon as he left Chengxuanmen.

A cow and a horse go hand in hand.

This was the first time that Li Xi saw Wei Yu riding a horse after the polo match. He didn't charge fiercely like in the arena, but walked slowly like a stroll in a courtyard.

Even when riding a horse, this person still sat so straight, from head to toe, from shoulder to waist, was as standard as a template.

Even the wind favored him so much. He lifted the corners of his robe and cuffs, which contrasted with his handsome facial features and tall and straight silhouette, which looked great.

Li Xi leaned lazily on the bullock cart, with long eyelashes hanging down, just watching quietly, for a long time without knowing it.

Wei Yu suddenly turned his head and asked with a smile, "Can you still get into the eyes of the prince?"

Li Xi clicked his tongue: "Let's make do."

Wei Yu's smile deepened, "Then the prince will take a second look, maybe he will like it."

Li Xi looked at him with raised eyebrows, "Wei Shaoqing, you are very strange, I think you are seducing me, you don't really covet my princess position, do you?"

"How could it be? Is Wei such a superficial person?" Wei Yu said solemnly, "I clearly coveted the prince's body."

Li Xi: "..."

"On Tianjie, flirting and cursing are forbidden."

Chai Yang was wearing a silver armor, and walked over to Jin Wu, followed by a group of young guys, all of whom were holding back their smiles.

Today it was their turn to patrol the streets, and they happened to meet this pair of people who were the hottest topic in Chang'an City recently. Everyone wanted to grow eighteen pairs of eyes and take a good look.

Li Xi seldom felt ashamed. The issue of his sweetheart was his only weakness, and he was too ashamed to be ridiculed by everyone.

Wei Yu was calm, smiled and took the hand.

Chai Yang teased: "Congratulations brother Shu Yun, happy marriage."

Wei Yu nodded solemnly, "Brother Shen will have a drink some other day."

"The horoscope hasn't been written yet, don't talk nonsense." Li Xi shrank in the car, muffled.

Chai Yang smiled, "Chai can hear that the prince and brother Shu Yun have already exchanged Geng Tie."

"Which turtle spread rumors? Nonsense—" Li Xi suddenly stopped in the middle of cursing.

geng post...

They just changed it!

It was rare to see him deflated, and Chai Yang wanted to say something, but was stopped by Wei Yu, "I will send the little prince back first, brother Shen, farewell."

The posture of protecting the shortcoming should not be too obvious.

The Jinwu guards discussed passionately——

"Didn't you say that the little prince begged for a kiss? Why is he so shy at this time?"

"I've also heard that the little prince is the one on the top, looking at it like this, it doesn't look like it!"

"Yes, but Wei Shaoqing is more frank, like a man..."

Shy about your size!

Man you embroidered pillow!

I haven't gone far yet!

"No swearing is allowed." A hand stretched out from the side and tapped his head.

"Which ear did you hear me swearing?"

"It's not okay to scold in your heart."

Li Xi: "..."

Father Wei, you have won.

"Come on for a while, I'll call you when I get home." Wei Yu smiled, and changed his hand from hitting his head to rubbing.

It will be broadcast live later——

"Ah, touch your head, touch your head!"

"Hey, King Xiao Fu was shy and knocked Wei Shaoqing's hand off!"

"It's still Wei Shaoqing who is generous, and even coaxed after losing face."

"See you up and down!"

Li Xi: "..."

It's very frustrating.

Back to Prince Fu's Mansion, another hurdle.

Ever since Yang Xixi's life experience was revealed, Yang has been ill, not because of any serious physical problems, but because of poor mental health and extremely bad mood.

Such a big incident happened in Prince Rui's Mansion, and Li Xi asked to marry a man again, but she didn't even ask a question.

She didn't ask, but Li Xi had to talk.

Even if it is cut first and played later.

There was a strong smell of medicine in the Fulu Courtyard, the huge courtyard was completely silent, there were no little maids playing around in the corridor, and the servants kept silent, and the movements of scrubbing the flower pond were deliberately slowed down, not daring to make a sound.

Concubine Ding Yang was crooked on the couch, her eyes were lowered, her face was gloomy.The two female servants stood aside, saw Li Xi, smiled wryly and shook their heads.

Li Xi smiled at them, and saluted Mrs. Yang politely.

Yang didn't lift her eyelids.

Li Xi pursed his lips slightly, still with a smile on his face, and said affectionately: "Is mother still angry with me? I'm not here to help the third sister, I won't really marry a male concubine."

Mrs. Yang glanced at him, and said calmly: "The Empress Dowager has already told me about this, you are old enough, you can do whatever you want, don't ask me, I can't control it."

"Mother..." Li Xi wanted to act coquettishly to cheer her up.

Yang Shi looked away coldly, "I'm tired, I want to rest, go to your third sister's place to play."

The smile on Li Xi's face finally couldn't be maintained anymore.

How should I put it, a little disappointed and a little sad.

He grew up with the Queen Mother since he was a child, and has never been close to the Yang family.However, in these years, he has been working hard to be a considerate and filial son, wanting to make his mother happy and make up for the regret of his father's early death. In front of Yang, he never made trouble.

However, these little efforts are like sinking into the sea. For Yang, it is not as good as Yang Xixi pretending to pick flowers for her to make her happy.

Li Xi sometimes complains in secret, but if his mind is as small as Yang Xixi, he would have been abnormal.

Li Xi walked out with her head drooping, while the little maids sighed softly behind her.

"Alang looks like this every time he leaves Fuluyuan, which makes people feel distressed."

"Oh, let alone A Lang, I don't even want to enter this yard."

A series of moans and sighs.

After leaving the Fulu Courtyard, Li Xi went back to his Golden Branch Courtyard, took gifts in large and small packages, and went to the Shouxi Courtyard.

Before entering the door, he adjusted his expression against the window screen, lest Li Mujin see it.

Just laughing, the door opened from the inside with a bang, and Li Mujin stood inside the door with disheveled hair and a messy body.

Li Xi was startled, "Sister, did you just crawl out of the slop bucket?"

Li Mujin rolled his eyes at him, "I haven't mentioned you yet, why are you smirking at the door?"

"Laugh at you for being stupid." The joke came out of his mouth.

"I knew it!" Li Mujin angrily wanted to close the door.

Li Xi raised his hand and stuck the gift box on the crack of the door, "Sister, what is this?"

"A new product from Ji'an Fragrance Shop?" Li Muzhen looked angry, "Smelly Xiaobao, are you still human? Your sister and I are suffocating in this dilapidated house, vomiting and inhumane, but you, you, you, you go to buy fragrant cakes !"

Li Xi kindly reminded: "Sister, even if I haven't read the book for a few days, I still know that 'cruel and inhumane' is not used in this way."

"It's not important! Tell me, why are you buying so many fragrant cakes?" Li Mujin was heartbroken.

"Envy makes people ugly."

"roll!"

"No, you give me 'ancient sleepiness, great water flow appearance'."

"You're a quick learner." Li Xi chuckled, and stuffed large and small wooden boxes of incense and wood into her arms, "For you, a gift for broken love."

Li Mujin's eyes lit up immediately, "Is it really for me? The latest model from Ji'an Incense Shop? Do you have a silver ball sachet?"

"Sigh, greed makes people even uglier." Li Xi sighed exaggeratedly and raised his chin, "Why don't you invite the head of the family in?"

"Please, please, eight palanquins, please." Li Mujin's face turned enthusiastic in no time, and without hands, she pushed him into the door with her shoulders.

Li Xi held back her laughter, swaggered to sit on the couch, ate her snacks, used her mirror, and laughed at her beauty.

"Sister, tell me, are we born of the same mother? Why am I so pretty, you are ugly, I am so delicate, and you are so sloppy."

Li Mujin paused as she unwrapped the gift, trying to remain calm, "Yes, you were born by a fairy in the sky, and I jumped out of a rock on the ground."

"If you want to jump, I will jump." Li Xi muttered softly.

A trace of pity flashed in Li Muqin's downcast eyes, and she raised her head with a ferocious look, "Xiao Bao, the wind was too strong just now, I didn't hear clearly, what kind of gift do you think this is?"

Li Xi smiled viciously, "The gift of broken love, you have seen it too, how evil is that crescent moon..."

"vomit--"

Li Mujin rushed out of the room and vomited.

Li Xi was dumbfounded.

He meant to say "vicious", not "disgusting"!

The maids ran over and waited for Li Mujin to rinse her mouth and wash her face, and complained to Li Xi by the way: "Ah Lang is here, please tell me about the county magistrate, he refuses to go out every day without combing his face or washing his face. Eating and sleeping is just cursing at a box of letters, isn’t it just a Mr. Haoyue, without him, there are Mingyue, Xinyue, and Gougouyue, and the county lord can just choose another one he likes!"

Hearing Haoyue's name, Li Mujin vomited again.

Li Xi felt a little uncomfortable, "Sister, Yue Wanwan is a broken sleeve, so you can't accept it like this?"

"I'm disgusted not because he has broken sleeves, but because he is obviously broken sleeves and still seduces the little lady."

Li Mujin said angrily: "The most abominable thing is that he not only wrote letters to me, but also wrote letters to seven or eight people, and besides! Except for the last letter inviting me to Prince Rui's Mansion, he didn't write the rest himself! "

Li Xi suddenly felt good again, and asked with a smile: "Sister, you mean, don't you hate broken sleeves?"

"I've said so much, did you hear this one? Shouldn't you scold the scumbag with me? Shouldn't you break his head with a brick to avenge your elder sister?"

"You wait, I'll go right away." Li Xi picked up a jade ornament and walked out.

"Forget it, forget it, this thing is worth more than his life." Li Mujin snatched the ornament back and lay it on the soft couch without any image.

In the end it was still uncomfortable.

I just didn't want my brother to worry, so I pretended not to care.

Li Xi picked up a snack and stuffed it into his mouth, then turned his head and gave the maids a wink.

The maids retreated lightly.

Li Mujin was sour, "I don't see them listening to me like this on weekdays... No, what are you spending them on?"

Li Xi ate snacks in small bites, and said vaguely: "Tell me a secret."

"What secret? I like listening to secrets best."

"Let's talk after eating."

Li Mujin leaned over, snatched the snack from his hand, and stuffed it into her mouth without hesitation, "Okay, you can talk now."

Li Xi choked for a moment, made up his mind silently, and said, "Sister, if you have a friend who likes men..."

"My friend always liked men."

"I mean, this friend, he's a man too."

Li Mujin smiled, "The 'friend' you mentioned is you, right?!"

Li Xi fell silent.

Li Muzhen patted him on the shoulder in a heroic manner, "Xiao Bao, don't say you like men, even if you like a pig, you are still my younger brother, Li Muzhen."

"You're the one who likes pigs!" Li Xi rolled his eyes at her, but was moved in his heart.

He didn't try to comfort him, and he didn't say any sensational words. It was just a joking sentence, full of understanding and love between siblings.

Li Xi stood up suddenly, "I'm going to teach Haoyue a lesson, Sister, what do you think, should he break his arm or his leg?"

"Break your head off." Li Mujin wrote lightly.

Li Xi frowned, "I'm afraid it's a bit difficult. Uncle just told me that this person has a complicated identity, and it's useful to save his life—but it doesn't matter. Since sister-in-law said something, my brother, I will fight to be beaten by my uncle." Whip, I'll do it for you too! Cut off your head, it's easy!"

Li Mujin suppressed her smile and waved her hands, "Go, go, when you come back, I'll bring you two sauced pig's trotters, I want to eat."

"How can two be enough? There must be four." Li Xi went with a smile.

"Breaking off the head" was just a joke, his real intention was to repay him in his own way.

Doesn't Haoyue like to use such indecent methods as drugging?Then let him have a taste of "spring style".

There is no one in the prison of Dali Temple to help him out, just wait to become a eunuch!

Li Xi handed over the matter to Fig.

With the spring breeze, the relationship with Dali Temple was also opened up, and after entering, he ran into Wei Yu.

The matter failed, and I got back a note, which was written by Wei Yu to Li Xi: "The dog bit you, you don't have to bite back, just break his teeth."

A simple sentence made Li Xi shudder.

Fig commented objectively: "Wei Shaoqing is a werewolf."

As expected of my grandfather!

Wei Yu has always been ruthless in dealing with the enemy, not only ruthless, but also fast enough.

As early as after the drug-taking incident, he sensed that something was wrong with Haoyue.What is his purpose?If it was just to cover up the personal relationship between him and the eldest prince, it would not be so violent.

Those precise arrangements, such unpredictable means, and the many manpower needed are not like what an ordinary musician can have.

Wei Yu made bold inferences, carefully checked, and finally touched the big Buddha behind him.

Also, why did Haoyue do this.

This is much simpler.

The most powerful way to get revenge on a person is to let him lose what he cares about.

Haoyue cares about the backer behind her.

Wei Yu resorted to a small trick, revealing some "inside information" to the other party.

That "backer" was an absolutely smart and cautious person, in order to choose him, he immediately threw away Haoyue like a rag.

Haoyue waited confidently for her allies to rescue her, but in the end, she waited and waited, only to receive an execution letter of "thirty lashes and exile Anxi".

Haoyue's expression at that time was even more miserable than when the Bai clan ransacked their family and exterminated it.

The eldest prince wanted to save him at first, and took him to Anxi Dufu Mansion together.However, since receiving an anonymous letter, his attitude has changed drastically.

It was a beautiful sunny day, the eldest prince was exiled from Beijing, and went to the northwest, and Haoyue was also exiled to Anxi to do hard labor.

He originally wanted to let the eldest prince take advantage of his past affection, but as soon as he leaned over, he was knocked down by the eldest prince with a whip.

Haoyue was shocked and wronged.

The eldest prince was even more wronged.

I treat you as one person, but you engage others behind my back!

It is my kindness not to let you become a eunuch!

The person who had just been released from the prison was thrown in the face with a whip again, which can be described as extremely embarrassing.

Even so, Haoyue still held her posture, as if she was still the second most beautiful man in Chang'an, who is unparalleled in elegance.

This appearance indeed caused a group of Yan control fans to shed tears of sadness. They analyzed in a serious manner that there must be a conspiracy in it. Haoyue probably offended King Xiaofu and was revenged.

Soon, these people were slapped in the face.

Li Xi came up with a ghostly idea—to compile the love affair between the eldest prince and Haoyue into a storybook and draw it into a little yellow picture to spread in the capital.

Taking into account the face of the royal family, the eldest prince used an alias, but!Anyone with a discerning eye can see what's going on.

The story compiled is called a sentimental, touching, and instant bestseller in Chang'an.

Oh, it turned out to be the case!

Tsk tsk, I didn't expect this Mr. Haoyue to be fierce enough, seven times in one night!

Oops, it's really shameless to keep getting involved with the little ladies!

Considering that it would be shown to the ladies, Li Xi's compilation was rather subtle, and those private printing workshops who saw business opportunities didn't care about it, how it came out so fragrant.

All of a sudden, those who used to admire Haoyue, secretly fell in love with Haoyue, and felt wronged by Haoyue, all changed their attitudes and became fans of his short stories.

They still love Mr. Haoyue.

It just changed from love for idols to love for Lord Rabbit.

Just... let's take a closer look.

The "love story" between Mr. Haoyue and the eldest prince spread from Chang'an to Luoyang, and from the Central Plains to outside the pass.

Haoyue works as a coolie in the quarry, can't you see?

Give it to him!

Not only did he give it away, but he also sent someone to read it to him, and he was not allowed to eat if he did not read it ten times a day.

Poor Haoyue's hands for writing and playing the qin, grinding the blood bubbles every day after moving the stones, and still have to read the little Huangwen with the scriptures.

The protagonist is himself.

Haoyue was so angry that he vomited three bowls of blood before eating every day.

It can be regarded as revenge for Wei Yu.

Haoyue wanted to die already.

However, it is impossible to die.

The saint said, he cannot be allowed to die.

Little Fu Wang is obedient, and he can always rescue people when they are half dead.

Then, continue to torture.

Xiao Zirui was dumbfounded by this wave of operations, "Shu Yun, are our arrangements still useful?"

Wei Yu smiled lightly: "No need, Xiaobao is doing very well."

Xiao Zirui chuckled: "Don't you think the word 'very good' is too modest?"

This is obviously too extreme!

Haoyue's surname is Bai, and her biological father is a supporter of Prince Li. Originally, she had an incomparable talent, but she was implicated and demoted to a lowly status.

Haoyue's greatest wish in this life is to revive the Bai family's reputation and be sought after by thousands of people, so what he cares most about is fame.

And now, it's all ruined.

For him, this broke him even more than exile.

Wei Yu then stopped being so modest and added: "Xiaobao is very smart."

Xiao Zirui reacted suddenly: "You are not right, why do you call him 'Xiaobao' so affectionately?"

He dare not call!

Every time I have to roll my eyes!

Wei Yu pursed his lips, and changed the subject without a trace: "Brother Min, if you have the time to be jealous, why not think about who Xiaobao will deal with next."

"Thinking about what to do? Anyway, it's someone's turn to be unlucky, and it can't be me."

Wei Yu raised his eyebrows, "Who ran to Prince Fu's mansion and scolded him for fighting cocks and running dogs all day long, for being ignorant and incompetent?"

"I'm clearly talking about being carefree and doing nothing!"

"Well, just admit it."

Xiao Zirui:! ! !

Are you still a good friend on the same rope?

With a smile on his face, Wei Yu flipped through the notebook on the desk in a leisurely manner, but what he thought of was the white and tender millet worms and the wet red corners of his eyes in the woodshed that day.