Royal rice bug, worm worm!

Every year after the Shangsi Festival, the royal family organizes a polo match, and the players are all young men and women from the aristocratic circle, and the picture is full of vitality.

When the ladies and gentlemen gather together, it is natural that there will be sex anecdotes.

For example, the year before last, Mr. Xiaojun from Princess Xincheng's family almost fell off his horse in order to grab the ball. Mr. Xiao didn't care about the ball, and jumped on him and caught him in his arms. Before the game was over, the marriage between the two families was settled.

For example, last year, the young ladies of the Helan family and the eldest grandson's family both fell in love with a gentleman of the Zheng family. The two ladies made a bet that the winner would be determined by one ball. Whoever loses will withdraw, and the eldest grandson will lose in the end As expected, Si Niang gave up neatly, but she didn't know if she would cry when she returned home.

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Every year, the polo match can add a lot of talking points to the people of Chang'an. The ladies and gentlemen are eager to move, and the onlookers also enjoy watching.

Everyone is guessing what interesting things will happen this year.

Li Xi got up earlier than Li Mujin, and worked harder than Li Mujin.

Burning incense, bathing and changing clothes, smoothing fingers and toes, taking care of eyes and ears carefully, until every strand of hair on the whole body is delicate and beautiful, and then went out swaggeringly.

Li Mujin was lying on the stone table, almost falling asleep, "I said, we are going to play polo, not Bimei, what's the use of you tidying up so nicely?"

Li Xi supported the little golden crown on his head, "Polo can be lost, but demeanor cannot be lost."

"You can't lose in polo!" Li Mujin stood up abruptly and poked him on the forehead threateningly, "Do you know that I bet you to win? I bet half a year's worth of moon money in it! You can only win today, you are not allowed to lose !"

"Got it, got it, if you poke it again, your hairstyle will be messed up." Li Xi turned around worryingly. Fig had already prepared a large mirror as tall as a person for him to take a picture.

The corner of Li Mujin's mouth twitched, "My mother probably conceived the wrong baby back then, so you should be a girl."

Mrs. Yang just passed the Moon Gate, and her face changed when she heard this, "What the hell are you talking about! Is this something that a daughter of yours can say?"

"Yeah, the three younger sisters are all talking about getting married, so they should follow some rules." Yang Xixi supported Yang Shi, making up the knife with a smile.

That's the rule of your Yang family, my Li family's children don't pay attention to those three obediences and four virtues!

Li Mujin gave a cut, but didn't say anything in order not to hurt Yang Shi, but just pulled Li Xi on the horse and ran away.

Mrs. Yang sighed softly, and said to Yang Xixi: "Does Xi Niang want to ride a horse? Xiaobao got two docile fillies the day before yesterday. If you like them, I'll ask someone to bring them over."

Of course Yang Xixi likes it, she likes everything from Li Xi and Li Mujin.However, in order to please Mrs. Yang, she shook her head and said obediently: "Third sister and Xiaobao are gone, it's not right to leave aunt alone after all, so I will ride with aunt!"

"It's still you who are sensible." Yang was very relieved, and helped the pearl hairpin on her hair, it was the one that Yang Xixi wore on the day of the Shangsi Festival, the one with pale pink pearls.

"This hairpin was originally given to me by the prince. He went to Liaodong to inspect the camp that year and brought it back specially." The "Prince" in her mouth was referring to the late Ding Wang.

Yang Xixi didn't expect this pearl hairpin to have such a background, she suddenly felt very happy, but pretended to be surprised, and wanted to take it off, "I can't wear the token of love that the prince gave my aunt. "

"Wear it." Yang pressed down her hand, with a complicated look in her eyes, "My lord knows it, and he will not object."

Yang Xixi looked ignorant, but she really wanted to laugh three times.The more guilty Yang felt, the better for her; and she couldn't wait to be recognized back to the Li family.

As soon as Li Xi arrived at the polo field, he was surrounded by a group of cousins.

This one helped him tidy up his clothes: "It's the first time I'm playing this year, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, don't bump into each other."

The one stuffed fruit into his hand: "Take this, eat when you're thirsty. You won't be allowed to drink water later, don't be foolishly thirsty."

There are also people like Li Mujin, who repeatedly exhorted: "You must win, I can bet on you, half a year's monthly silver!"

Because of the "Siege of Tai Chi Palace" 16 years ago, the only male members of the late emperor's branch were Jinshang, Li Xi, and two princes.It is strange to say that even the eldest princesses have more girls than boys in their families.

Li Xi is the youngest one. She was teased by her sisters since she was a child.

Unlike other boys, in order to show off his deep, brave and self-important masculinity, he doesn't care to mix with little girls when he is older, and he calls them yellow-haired girls in turn.

On the contrary, Li Xi didn't bother her at all, she let the sisters tease and knead, knead and knead, as long as the hairstyle was not messed up, other things could be tolerated.

——These are all the sisters who helped him fight the Yang family and the Chai family back then!

While they were playing around, the eldest prince who "thought he was noble" came.

If it is said that Li Xi's appearance has its own sound effects of blowing, playing, singing, and booming, the appearance of the eldest prince has its own sound-cancelling effect.

In the royal flower shed, there were laughter and joy at first, but when he came, no one spoke.

It's not that I hate him, I just feel...

Well, just hate him.

Relying on his good background and being supported by all the officials, the eldest prince has long regarded himself as the master of the Eastern Palace. He has always had his nostrils upturned, and his eyelids are drooping when he looks at others. It is not surprising that he is hated by others.

Speaking of which, he does have such a small amount of capital.

Even the Empress Dowager said that the eldest prince and Imakami were printed out of the same mold when they were young, but they had bad tempers - the latter sentence was not clearly stated.

In the eyes of outsiders, he is the most valued in today's world, and he has been raised as a prince since he was a child—mainly, there is no other choice.

The atmosphere suddenly turned cold, and no one greeted him. The eldest prince couldn't hold back his face, and said arrogantly: "Brother Xi, is this a game, or a beauty pageant, playing like a peacock, who is it for?"

"Brother is too narrow-minded, he was pecked by the blue peacock in my garden, why can't he forget it!"

What about the future prince?

Li Xi was not afraid at all.

Let him grovel and grovel, he might as well die now!

"Second brother, testify, if it wasn't for the big brother who steals other people's eggs, my little hole would not bother to talk to him." ——The little hole is the peahen in the zoo.

A "big brother" and a "second brother" are obviously different from each other.But the second prince is also a fool, he immediately laughed and said: "Yes, I testify, I saw it with my own eyes, my brother was pecked instead of stealing eggs..."

"Shut up! One or two—"

All idiots!

The eldest prince glared at the two of them angrily, and left holding his breath.

If you don't leave, you will be pissed off!

A room full of county lords curled their lips and stuck out their tongues, and they almost applauded to see them off.

The elders put on a tiger face and reprimanded a few words without pain, obviously not distracted.

This is not the first time.

Every time the eldest prince meets Li Xi, it has a similar beginning and exactly the same ending, and he never knows how to learn a lesson.

I don't know who is really stupid!

Li Xi casually told a little joke, which made the noble ladies and girls in the shed burst into laughter.

"I heard the commotion here from afar, and it turns out that this little monkey is playing tricks again." A lady in a beautiful dress entered the flower shed, with lotus steps, a warm smile, and her slightly protruding belly not only did not lose half of her The beauty, on the contrary, adds a little softness.

All the noble ladies in the room were enthusiastic and joyful, calling "Second Sister" one after another.

Li Yunluo, the head of Funing County, glanced at Li Xi with a smile, bowed her knees to salute the elders, and gave a half salute to the younger sisters.

The little ladies got up one after another and returned the salute gracefully.

Even Li Xi was skinny, obediently took the handle and supported his sister.

When little ladies grow up, there will always be a role model who is praised by parents, envied by peers, and looked up to by younger generations—Li Yunluo is such an existence.

Although she was a concubine, like Li Xi, she was raised by the Queen Mother's side since she was a child, with impeccable manners.

What's rare is that she is soft-tempered, without the slightest bit of arrogance, let alone making enemies with others. Anyone who gets close to her likes her.

Whether she was born well, she is as soft and beautiful as the soft water of the spring river.Today, she is still at the top of the "Chang'an Beauty List".

The daughters of the Li family, no matter what kind of temperament they are, can involuntarily heal the thorns on their bodies when they see her, and imitate her to be well behaved, gentle and quiet.

Although, it won't last long.

"Second brother-in-law lied to me yesterday, saying that you were pregnant and would not come this year. If I had known you would come, I would have gone to pick you up." Li Xi moved closer to Li Yunluo, acting sticky and coquettish.

Li Yunluo smiled slightly, smoothed his hair, and took a handkerchief to wipe his juice-stained hands clean, just like when she was a child, taking care of him meticulously.

The voice was also soft and soft: "A few days ago, I was very noisy, I didn't plan to come, but today I slept enough and my energy is still good, so I changed my mind again."

"I don't believe it! The second sister must be thinking that this is Xiaobao's first time on stage, and she will come no matter how uncomfortable she is." Li Mujin smiled to expose her.

Li Yunluo glanced at her with a smile.

Li Xi was more concerned about her body, "It's been a few months, why are you still vomiting? Can you eat the white fungus and bird's nest I ordered?"

"You little gentleman, what do you know? Stop talking nonsense." Li Yunluo blushed and hit him, "Eat. It's because of eating that I've been much better in the past two days."

Li Xi laughed: "Then I'll ask someone to look for it in the mountains."

Li Yunluo knew that there was no way to stop him, so she could only say: "Those hunters are not easy, so give them more money."

Li Xi nodded her hairy head.

He knew that his grandmother and sisters had taught him this since he was a child.

The family was talking softly and thoughtfully, when they suddenly heard cheers outside, as if they were calling a name.

Li Xi was a little dissatisfied.

Who is so in the limelight and more popular than him?

Go out and take a look, tsk, it's still an acquaintance.

Li Xi remembered, no wonder Wei Yu was so popular. Since he played at the age of 16, the "Royal Team" lost to the "Hundred Officials Team" every year, at least half of the ten goals were scored by him.

Holding the gold-encrusted jade belt, Li Xi walked up to Wei Yu unsteadily.The ladies and gentlemen next to him felt as if they were facing a formidable enemy, thinking that he was here to find fault.

Wei Yu smiled, politely with a little imperceptible intimacy, "Wang Ye will also play this year?"

"If I don't play, who will you lose to?" Among other things, the momentum must be full.

Wei Yu chuckled, "I'm looking forward to it."

Xiao Fu Wang raised his chin proudly, "It's just right to look forward to it. Today, after eight years, the Royals once again beat the Baiguan team to the ground, with the sound of water splashing."

Wei Yu couldn't help laughing, "We'll wait and see."

"Just wait!" Under the "admiring" eyes of everyone, Li Xi walked away with a belt in his hand, even more swaggeringly than when he came.

Someone looked at Wei Yu with a look of admiration: "Brother Wei is such a hero for being so calm in front of the arrogant King Fu!"

Wei Yu frowned, "Who said he was arrogant? Have you seen it with your own eyes?"

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