Royal rice bug, worm worm!
Chapter 113 Cool! [Repair]
Aren't you awe-inspiring and martyred?
Then you will be fulfilled.
In a rage, Li Hong dismissed Dou Shangshu as an official.
This Dou Shangshu is the grandfather of Dou Qingyi, and also the distant cousin of the Empress Dowager, the family of three generations of empresses, and half-step minister.
All of a sudden, the entire Guanlong Group's aristocratic families exploded, and all the great Confucian scholars from Shandong rose up one after another.For the first time, Daye's military power and the literati group reached an unprecedented tacit agreement, unanimously opposing Li Hong's marriage to Zheng Jiarou.
The imperial decree to establish a queen has been issued long ago, why did they object at this time?
It's not that they didn't object, they were just waiting for an opportunity, waiting for someone to stand up and take the lead, waiting for Li Hong to lose his mind and hand them a knife.
They can stand up majestically and maintain the so-called "orthodoxy" in their hearts.
What they objected to was not Zheng Jiarou.
What they opposed was the resistance of women.
Countless disciples took to the streets and shouted in unison: "Don't make the daughter of Heli your queen!"
Someone held up the "Women's Precepts" written by Ban Zhao in the Han Dynasty, and read aloud: "If a husband does not control his wife, his prestige will be ruined; if a woman does not serve her husband, righteousness will be lost."
Some people also compiled a "Nv Analects", asking women not to "grow about their elders, talk about hardships, be unable to call, and ignore hunger and cold".
Others brought up the law, threatening that women should not "talk and laugh loudly, gossip, steal food, and get drunk at banquets."
And these, men can.
Both!
They can still use the pens in their hands, the ink in their stomachs, and the sage books in their heads to attack a woman who has nothing to do with them!
Li Xi was so angry that he led Feilongwei to surround Suzaku Street.
However, it was useless, the more this happened, the more angry those so-called "guardians" were. They were bewitched by the mastermind behind the scenes, and they wished to die under Li Xi's sword and leave a name behind them.
Wei Yu persuaded Li Xi to stop.
Li Xi ran angrily to see Zheng Jiarou——before entering the door, he desperately suppressed the anger on his face, for fear that Zheng Jiarou would feel uncomfortable.
"Mother, don't be angry, it's all those people who are blind, bad-hearted, and stupid. They think they are great when they are taken advantage of by others."
"In my heart, my mother is the greatest. However, I would rather my mother is not great. If you didn't marry Uncle Cui for your stinky father, you don't have to marry Li for me now..."
"Mother, do you know that the little ladies in the market admire you!"
"There is a little lady in Guangdefang. She was beaten by her husband every day. She didn't dare to say anything for several years. When she heard about you, she finally mustered up the courage to tell her family and make peace with that beast."
"There must be more than one little lady like this, mother is their role model!"
Zheng Jia subdued his little curly hair, and comforted him in turn: "Mother is not angry, and Xiaobao is not angry either. Between close relatives, you can't say who is for whom, so don't worry about it; if you are not close relatives, you don't have to care. "
There are always some things in this world, if you are not reasonable, you will be understood and treated kindly.
Li Xi is still very difficult to love, and the more he thinks about it, the more uncomfortable he becomes, like a frustrated little bug, plunged headlong into the zoo.
Only when he was very, very unhappy, would he hide here dejectedly.
Li Xi got into the bamboo forest, holding the bamboo pole and refusing to come out.
Wei Yu did not coax him, but reasoned with him solemnly: "If you want to reach the highest position step by step, you will inevitably meet many people and face many things. Some things can be solved, and the experience gained from it It is the ladder to go up, but there are always some things that cannot be done, and learning to compromise is also a kind of ability.”
"Is compromise useful? It still can't be solved."
At this moment, in front of the person he likes, Li Xi let herself be as willful as a child for a while.
Just for a while.
Wei Yu coaxed patiently: "It's just that it can't be solved at this stage. You just need to go up, keep going up, and accumulate strength. One day, you can smash it as easily as you pierce a layer of window paper."
"How many days will it take?"
"That depends on how fast you walk and how high you stand."
"Can we do it tomorrow?" Li Xi revealed one eye from behind the bamboo pole.
Wei Yu shook his head mercilessly, "No."
Xiao Fu Wang chose to continue to be autistic.
Wei Yu didn't persuade him any more.
Experience the feeling of powerlessness, choose to compromise, and learn to accept, which is also a ladder to go up.
Just let him grow!
Go face it!
Be unhappy for a while!
In order to prevent himself from softening his heart, Wei Yu deliberately returned to Dali Temple to deal with the files.
Processing dossiers...
Processing dossiers...
deal with……
What about letting him be carefree and do whatever he wants for the rest of his life?
Thinking of his little golden bug nesting pitifully in the bamboo forest, Wei Shaoqing couldn't calm down to deal with the file at all.
As soon as the front foot taught Li Xi to learn to compromise, the back foot couldn't wait to help him make peace.
He went to see Zheng Jiarou first.
I went to find Li Yunluo again.
See the Queen Mother at last.
In the face of Quan Chang'an's verbal criticism, Zheng Jiarou chose to stand up bravely and let everyone see that the woman who reconciled with Li is not a plague, and she is still qualified to live a wonderful life after reconciling.
She set up a plum appreciation banquet in Furong Garden and invited the noble ladies of Chang'an.
Before that, I don't know how many people tried their best to curry favor with her, but at this moment, I don't know how many people dare not even accept her posts.
Of course, there are also those who go to the banquet.
For example, Princess Xincheng.
The female officer was a little worried, "All the big families are involved in this matter, and the Helan family is also among them. Is the eldest princess really going?"
"Why don't you go?" Princess Xincheng inserted a pearl hairpin into her head, which happened to be the one Zheng Jiarou gave her not long ago.
The female officer persuaded: "You have undoubtedly slapped the Helan family in the face. Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about our little man."
Princess Xincheng smiled at the bronze mirror, and asked: "You can tell yourself, will mother go or not?"
He Lanpu stepped into the door, met his mother's eyes in the mirror, and said, "Even if mother doesn't want to go, my son still asks you to go. Changning County Lord is Brother Xi's mother, and he is also someone respected by my son."
Princess Xincheng smiled, "Then go."
On the carriage, He Lanpu leaned on his mother's lap and said, "I didn't think too much about it, but after this incident, I thought about it..."
"Brother Xi is right. Why can a man marry a better one after divorce, but a woman can't? Whether divorced or widowed, women are equally eligible to marry freely like men."
Thinking of his father who passed away early, He Lanpu couldn't hide his sadness, but he still smiled and said: "Mother, if you want... my child will support you."
Princess Xincheng smiled and nodded.
That's why, regardless of Helan's family's objection, she insisted on letting her son stay with Li Xi.
Because, you can learn benevolence, filial piety, and know how to be warm and cold, without becoming another "guardian" who is full of benevolence and morality, but selfish and cold-blooded in his bones.
Regardless of whether the family agrees or not, all the girls in the academy came to the Furong Garden to join them—it was organized by Chai Lanlan.
When the elders wrote poems and admired the plum blossoms, they would make tea, lay out paper, and learn by the way.
It is rare for Zheng Jiarou to dress up, with a sweet smile, she has the charm of a mature woman, and also has the delicacy of [-] years old.
I saw her dressed in red, with fox fur hanging on the ground, walking gracefully among the plum blossoms, she was so beautiful that she was not like ordinary people.
The little ladies are all drunk.
"The Lord of Changning County is so pretty, no wonder the champion man wrote poems praising her 'the color is better than peach and plum, and the elegance is not inferior to plum and orchid'."
"That's right, such a beauty deserves a splendid life, why should the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng die alone?"
Chai Lanlan said: "Even if you don't have such a good color, as long as you like it, you are entitled to live a wonderful life."
"As for those who are worthless and want to be dogs for men, they deserve to suffer." Li Mujin continued.
The little ladies blinked, as if they suddenly understood something.
After the plum appreciation banquet, the "Plum Appreciation Poems" written by the ladies flowed into the market, and the so-called "literati" read them with disdain.
As a result, I couldn't eat anymore, couldn't fall asleep, and felt bad all over.
What books do you still study and what imperial examinations do you take?
The poems written are not as good as a group of women!
Not a single word can compare!
At the same time, the second move arranged by Wei Yu also moved.
Li Yunluo and Dou Qingyi are about the same age, and they lived together in Changle Palace for several years before they got married, and their friendship is very strong.
After Dou Qingyi moved back to Dou's house from Ruijun Palace, Li Yunluo came to visit her from time to time.
The Dou family was quite nervous at first, but later found that Li Yunluo was just talking with Dou Qingyi, comforting her, so they let her in with confidence.
This time, Li Yunluo said a few words to Dou Qingyi, and shortly after leaving, the Dou family broke out.
Dou Qingyi rushed into the main hall while entertaining distinguished guests at home, with a determined look on her face that she wanted to sever ties with the Dou family, and she will never be named Dou again.
Her mother, Mrs. Dou, also cried and howled, wanting to make peace with the eldest son of the Dou family and live alone with her daughter.
At that time, Dou Shangshu was having a secret conversation with the heads of several powerful families, when he first heard it, he couldn't catch his breath and started to smoke.
The Dou family was in a mess all of a sudden.
Mrs. Dou ran to the Empress Dowager and cried, "Mother, you are also a daughter of the Dou family, so you should be a pitiful concubine, an old bone, and take care of the concubine's place!"
The Empress Dowager pretended to be confused, "How to suppress it? Are you driving that girl Qing Yi out, together with her mother? All right, I'll let someone write a decree..."
"Your Majesty! Stop coaxing me. If you make a fuss again, my concubine will get smoked too." Mrs. Dou snotted and burst into tears, not pretending, but really worried.
"I beg you, let Prince Rui take that girl back, she can't be allowed to embarrass herself in Dou's house!"
"a shame?"
The queen mother twitched her mouth, "Even you, who is a real grandmother, say so, let alone those men who never take women seriously."
"Your Majesty, you..."
Are you stupid?
Have you learned "Women's Rules" and "Women's Commandments" from the dog's stomach?
Have you forgotten that "man is the sky, women need to be bigger than the sky"?
Mrs. Dou didn't dare to say this.
Thinking of Wei Yu's entrustment, the Empress Dowager lowered her face and pretended to be angry and said, "To tell you the truth, I don't care about this matter, and I can't handle it. Dalang has caused a big disaster this time. If he is allowed to continue to torment, Dou Shi It is unknown that the whole family was destroyed in his hands."
——The "big man" in her mouth is Dou Shangshu.
Madam Dou was worried, "What do you mean by your mother's words?"
"What else could it mean? The Dou family has completely offended the saint this time, and the saint will not bear it any longer."
The Empress Dowager imitated Wei Yu's words and said: "If you want the Dou family to escape this catastrophe, you have to convince Da Lang and let him bow his head, otherwise...heh!"
Old Madam Dou trembled suddenly, both frightened and suspicious.
It is not only the Dou family that is involved in this matter, but all the Guanlong clan, how dare the saint?
The queen mother snorted: "When the disaster is approaching, who do you think will stand up and defend the Dou family? It's just a mutual use. Da Lang just became a citron in the early days. When the sage sharpens the knife, he will be the first to cut it."
Li Xi heard this sentence as soon as he arrived at Changle Palace.
So, he rolled his eyes, pulled his hair, rubbed his eyes red, and rushed in panting.
"Grandmother, go and have a look quickly. The sage was stimulated and went mad again. Right now, he is writing an imperial decree and dispatching sixteen guards. He is going to raid Dou's house and kill all the men in Dou's house one by one. Rotten cucumber!"
Mrs. Dou lost her composure and exclaimed: "How is it possible? The Dou family is his mother clan!"
"Really not." Li Xi blinked her amber eyes, and said sarcastically, "Maybe the old lady forgot that the saint's biological mother's surname is Ashina, not Dou."
Madam Dou looked at his face and woke up suddenly.
That's right, that's right, the saint was not born to the Empress Dowager, so he wouldn't care about the Empress Dowager's face!
Li Xi is still performing hard, "Grandmother, I don't really care if the Dou family can chop cucumbers, I just don't want to see grandma sad! The saint also said, after finishing the Dou family, I will let you go to guard the late emperor." Imperial Mausoleum, never return to Chang'an!"
"Crazy, really crazy..." Mrs. Dou said outrageous words without paying attention.
Then he quickly comforted himself: "No, it's impossible, even if the sage wants to destroy Dou's family, the clan will not agree."
"Do you know what it means to be crazy? No one can stop it, kill it first. Wait until you wake up and issue a criminal order to compensate the orphans and widows of the Dou family with some money, and that's it."
Li Xi grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, "As for those rotten cucumbers that were chopped up...they definitely can't be put together."
Mrs. Dou was pinched by the imperial doctor all the way, and she scrambled back to Dou's house.
After returning home, he didn't dare to stop for a moment. According to the Queen Mother's instructions, he took all the women in the family, from the wife to the servants, including the mares, ewes, and cats in the backyard, to the Biezhuang in the suburbs of Beijing.
There are only a group of gentlemen left in the huge Dou's house.
In less than an hour, the family was in chaos.
There was no one to boil hot water, and there was no tea.
The cook left, and there was no food to eat.
Angrily tore the sleeve, no one mended it.
The two-year-old boy pooped all over his pants, and no one cleaned him up.
Three or five male companions went into battle together, wrapped Mr. Xiao Lang in a rag he found somewhere, before he breathed a sigh of relief, he urinated again...
There are no women who manage the accounts, and men don't know where to pay for food and clothing.
After finally touching the string of money, he was deceived when he went out. Originally, a string of money could buy a basket full of cooking cakes, but Mr. Dou's family was taken for a fool and slaughtered.
A whole yard of men eat cooking cakes with cold water, and they are ridiculed at the top of their voices by the aunts and ladies in the market.
This is not the worst.
The worst thing is that no one washes the clothes, no one combs the hair, no one cleans up the ink spills, no one cleans up the scattered calligraphy and paintings, no one pours out the barrels in the room...
Such a big family, from the master to the servants, but there is no one who is a man who can do practical things.
——To emphasize, not all men, but the men who have become used to prestige by relying on the merits of their ancestors among the already decayed clans like the Dou family.
What are they best at?
eat a lot.
Love to drink.
Talk dirty.
Talk about women.
He made a face when he didn't like it.
Second, if things don't go well, they can be beaten or scolded.
Also, flaunting how hard it is for a man to support his family, and how awesome he is for calling the wind and rain.Let women know all the time that men are heaven and have to obey.
In the end, there really was such a day.
Women don't play anymore, the sky held up by this kind of scumbag will collapse if it says it will collapse.
Then you will be fulfilled.
In a rage, Li Hong dismissed Dou Shangshu as an official.
This Dou Shangshu is the grandfather of Dou Qingyi, and also the distant cousin of the Empress Dowager, the family of three generations of empresses, and half-step minister.
All of a sudden, the entire Guanlong Group's aristocratic families exploded, and all the great Confucian scholars from Shandong rose up one after another.For the first time, Daye's military power and the literati group reached an unprecedented tacit agreement, unanimously opposing Li Hong's marriage to Zheng Jiarou.
The imperial decree to establish a queen has been issued long ago, why did they object at this time?
It's not that they didn't object, they were just waiting for an opportunity, waiting for someone to stand up and take the lead, waiting for Li Hong to lose his mind and hand them a knife.
They can stand up majestically and maintain the so-called "orthodoxy" in their hearts.
What they objected to was not Zheng Jiarou.
What they opposed was the resistance of women.
Countless disciples took to the streets and shouted in unison: "Don't make the daughter of Heli your queen!"
Someone held up the "Women's Precepts" written by Ban Zhao in the Han Dynasty, and read aloud: "If a husband does not control his wife, his prestige will be ruined; if a woman does not serve her husband, righteousness will be lost."
Some people also compiled a "Nv Analects", asking women not to "grow about their elders, talk about hardships, be unable to call, and ignore hunger and cold".
Others brought up the law, threatening that women should not "talk and laugh loudly, gossip, steal food, and get drunk at banquets."
And these, men can.
Both!
They can still use the pens in their hands, the ink in their stomachs, and the sage books in their heads to attack a woman who has nothing to do with them!
Li Xi was so angry that he led Feilongwei to surround Suzaku Street.
However, it was useless, the more this happened, the more angry those so-called "guardians" were. They were bewitched by the mastermind behind the scenes, and they wished to die under Li Xi's sword and leave a name behind them.
Wei Yu persuaded Li Xi to stop.
Li Xi ran angrily to see Zheng Jiarou——before entering the door, he desperately suppressed the anger on his face, for fear that Zheng Jiarou would feel uncomfortable.
"Mother, don't be angry, it's all those people who are blind, bad-hearted, and stupid. They think they are great when they are taken advantage of by others."
"In my heart, my mother is the greatest. However, I would rather my mother is not great. If you didn't marry Uncle Cui for your stinky father, you don't have to marry Li for me now..."
"Mother, do you know that the little ladies in the market admire you!"
"There is a little lady in Guangdefang. She was beaten by her husband every day. She didn't dare to say anything for several years. When she heard about you, she finally mustered up the courage to tell her family and make peace with that beast."
"There must be more than one little lady like this, mother is their role model!"
Zheng Jia subdued his little curly hair, and comforted him in turn: "Mother is not angry, and Xiaobao is not angry either. Between close relatives, you can't say who is for whom, so don't worry about it; if you are not close relatives, you don't have to care. "
There are always some things in this world, if you are not reasonable, you will be understood and treated kindly.
Li Xi is still very difficult to love, and the more he thinks about it, the more uncomfortable he becomes, like a frustrated little bug, plunged headlong into the zoo.
Only when he was very, very unhappy, would he hide here dejectedly.
Li Xi got into the bamboo forest, holding the bamboo pole and refusing to come out.
Wei Yu did not coax him, but reasoned with him solemnly: "If you want to reach the highest position step by step, you will inevitably meet many people and face many things. Some things can be solved, and the experience gained from it It is the ladder to go up, but there are always some things that cannot be done, and learning to compromise is also a kind of ability.”
"Is compromise useful? It still can't be solved."
At this moment, in front of the person he likes, Li Xi let herself be as willful as a child for a while.
Just for a while.
Wei Yu coaxed patiently: "It's just that it can't be solved at this stage. You just need to go up, keep going up, and accumulate strength. One day, you can smash it as easily as you pierce a layer of window paper."
"How many days will it take?"
"That depends on how fast you walk and how high you stand."
"Can we do it tomorrow?" Li Xi revealed one eye from behind the bamboo pole.
Wei Yu shook his head mercilessly, "No."
Xiao Fu Wang chose to continue to be autistic.
Wei Yu didn't persuade him any more.
Experience the feeling of powerlessness, choose to compromise, and learn to accept, which is also a ladder to go up.
Just let him grow!
Go face it!
Be unhappy for a while!
In order to prevent himself from softening his heart, Wei Yu deliberately returned to Dali Temple to deal with the files.
Processing dossiers...
Processing dossiers...
deal with……
What about letting him be carefree and do whatever he wants for the rest of his life?
Thinking of his little golden bug nesting pitifully in the bamboo forest, Wei Shaoqing couldn't calm down to deal with the file at all.
As soon as the front foot taught Li Xi to learn to compromise, the back foot couldn't wait to help him make peace.
He went to see Zheng Jiarou first.
I went to find Li Yunluo again.
See the Queen Mother at last.
In the face of Quan Chang'an's verbal criticism, Zheng Jiarou chose to stand up bravely and let everyone see that the woman who reconciled with Li is not a plague, and she is still qualified to live a wonderful life after reconciling.
She set up a plum appreciation banquet in Furong Garden and invited the noble ladies of Chang'an.
Before that, I don't know how many people tried their best to curry favor with her, but at this moment, I don't know how many people dare not even accept her posts.
Of course, there are also those who go to the banquet.
For example, Princess Xincheng.
The female officer was a little worried, "All the big families are involved in this matter, and the Helan family is also among them. Is the eldest princess really going?"
"Why don't you go?" Princess Xincheng inserted a pearl hairpin into her head, which happened to be the one Zheng Jiarou gave her not long ago.
The female officer persuaded: "You have undoubtedly slapped the Helan family in the face. Even if you don't think about yourself, you should think about our little man."
Princess Xincheng smiled at the bronze mirror, and asked: "You can tell yourself, will mother go or not?"
He Lanpu stepped into the door, met his mother's eyes in the mirror, and said, "Even if mother doesn't want to go, my son still asks you to go. Changning County Lord is Brother Xi's mother, and he is also someone respected by my son."
Princess Xincheng smiled, "Then go."
On the carriage, He Lanpu leaned on his mother's lap and said, "I didn't think too much about it, but after this incident, I thought about it..."
"Brother Xi is right. Why can a man marry a better one after divorce, but a woman can't? Whether divorced or widowed, women are equally eligible to marry freely like men."
Thinking of his father who passed away early, He Lanpu couldn't hide his sadness, but he still smiled and said: "Mother, if you want... my child will support you."
Princess Xincheng smiled and nodded.
That's why, regardless of Helan's family's objection, she insisted on letting her son stay with Li Xi.
Because, you can learn benevolence, filial piety, and know how to be warm and cold, without becoming another "guardian" who is full of benevolence and morality, but selfish and cold-blooded in his bones.
Regardless of whether the family agrees or not, all the girls in the academy came to the Furong Garden to join them—it was organized by Chai Lanlan.
When the elders wrote poems and admired the plum blossoms, they would make tea, lay out paper, and learn by the way.
It is rare for Zheng Jiarou to dress up, with a sweet smile, she has the charm of a mature woman, and also has the delicacy of [-] years old.
I saw her dressed in red, with fox fur hanging on the ground, walking gracefully among the plum blossoms, she was so beautiful that she was not like ordinary people.
The little ladies are all drunk.
"The Lord of Changning County is so pretty, no wonder the champion man wrote poems praising her 'the color is better than peach and plum, and the elegance is not inferior to plum and orchid'."
"That's right, such a beauty deserves a splendid life, why should the ancient Buddha of Qingdeng die alone?"
Chai Lanlan said: "Even if you don't have such a good color, as long as you like it, you are entitled to live a wonderful life."
"As for those who are worthless and want to be dogs for men, they deserve to suffer." Li Mujin continued.
The little ladies blinked, as if they suddenly understood something.
After the plum appreciation banquet, the "Plum Appreciation Poems" written by the ladies flowed into the market, and the so-called "literati" read them with disdain.
As a result, I couldn't eat anymore, couldn't fall asleep, and felt bad all over.
What books do you still study and what imperial examinations do you take?
The poems written are not as good as a group of women!
Not a single word can compare!
At the same time, the second move arranged by Wei Yu also moved.
Li Yunluo and Dou Qingyi are about the same age, and they lived together in Changle Palace for several years before they got married, and their friendship is very strong.
After Dou Qingyi moved back to Dou's house from Ruijun Palace, Li Yunluo came to visit her from time to time.
The Dou family was quite nervous at first, but later found that Li Yunluo was just talking with Dou Qingyi, comforting her, so they let her in with confidence.
This time, Li Yunluo said a few words to Dou Qingyi, and shortly after leaving, the Dou family broke out.
Dou Qingyi rushed into the main hall while entertaining distinguished guests at home, with a determined look on her face that she wanted to sever ties with the Dou family, and she will never be named Dou again.
Her mother, Mrs. Dou, also cried and howled, wanting to make peace with the eldest son of the Dou family and live alone with her daughter.
At that time, Dou Shangshu was having a secret conversation with the heads of several powerful families, when he first heard it, he couldn't catch his breath and started to smoke.
The Dou family was in a mess all of a sudden.
Mrs. Dou ran to the Empress Dowager and cried, "Mother, you are also a daughter of the Dou family, so you should be a pitiful concubine, an old bone, and take care of the concubine's place!"
The Empress Dowager pretended to be confused, "How to suppress it? Are you driving that girl Qing Yi out, together with her mother? All right, I'll let someone write a decree..."
"Your Majesty! Stop coaxing me. If you make a fuss again, my concubine will get smoked too." Mrs. Dou snotted and burst into tears, not pretending, but really worried.
"I beg you, let Prince Rui take that girl back, she can't be allowed to embarrass herself in Dou's house!"
"a shame?"
The queen mother twitched her mouth, "Even you, who is a real grandmother, say so, let alone those men who never take women seriously."
"Your Majesty, you..."
Are you stupid?
Have you learned "Women's Rules" and "Women's Commandments" from the dog's stomach?
Have you forgotten that "man is the sky, women need to be bigger than the sky"?
Mrs. Dou didn't dare to say this.
Thinking of Wei Yu's entrustment, the Empress Dowager lowered her face and pretended to be angry and said, "To tell you the truth, I don't care about this matter, and I can't handle it. Dalang has caused a big disaster this time. If he is allowed to continue to torment, Dou Shi It is unknown that the whole family was destroyed in his hands."
——The "big man" in her mouth is Dou Shangshu.
Madam Dou was worried, "What do you mean by your mother's words?"
"What else could it mean? The Dou family has completely offended the saint this time, and the saint will not bear it any longer."
The Empress Dowager imitated Wei Yu's words and said: "If you want the Dou family to escape this catastrophe, you have to convince Da Lang and let him bow his head, otherwise...heh!"
Old Madam Dou trembled suddenly, both frightened and suspicious.
It is not only the Dou family that is involved in this matter, but all the Guanlong clan, how dare the saint?
The queen mother snorted: "When the disaster is approaching, who do you think will stand up and defend the Dou family? It's just a mutual use. Da Lang just became a citron in the early days. When the sage sharpens the knife, he will be the first to cut it."
Li Xi heard this sentence as soon as he arrived at Changle Palace.
So, he rolled his eyes, pulled his hair, rubbed his eyes red, and rushed in panting.
"Grandmother, go and have a look quickly. The sage was stimulated and went mad again. Right now, he is writing an imperial decree and dispatching sixteen guards. He is going to raid Dou's house and kill all the men in Dou's house one by one. Rotten cucumber!"
Mrs. Dou lost her composure and exclaimed: "How is it possible? The Dou family is his mother clan!"
"Really not." Li Xi blinked her amber eyes, and said sarcastically, "Maybe the old lady forgot that the saint's biological mother's surname is Ashina, not Dou."
Madam Dou looked at his face and woke up suddenly.
That's right, that's right, the saint was not born to the Empress Dowager, so he wouldn't care about the Empress Dowager's face!
Li Xi is still performing hard, "Grandmother, I don't really care if the Dou family can chop cucumbers, I just don't want to see grandma sad! The saint also said, after finishing the Dou family, I will let you go to guard the late emperor." Imperial Mausoleum, never return to Chang'an!"
"Crazy, really crazy..." Mrs. Dou said outrageous words without paying attention.
Then he quickly comforted himself: "No, it's impossible, even if the sage wants to destroy Dou's family, the clan will not agree."
"Do you know what it means to be crazy? No one can stop it, kill it first. Wait until you wake up and issue a criminal order to compensate the orphans and widows of the Dou family with some money, and that's it."
Li Xi grinned, revealing a mouthful of white teeth, "As for those rotten cucumbers that were chopped up...they definitely can't be put together."
Mrs. Dou was pinched by the imperial doctor all the way, and she scrambled back to Dou's house.
After returning home, he didn't dare to stop for a moment. According to the Queen Mother's instructions, he took all the women in the family, from the wife to the servants, including the mares, ewes, and cats in the backyard, to the Biezhuang in the suburbs of Beijing.
There are only a group of gentlemen left in the huge Dou's house.
In less than an hour, the family was in chaos.
There was no one to boil hot water, and there was no tea.
The cook left, and there was no food to eat.
Angrily tore the sleeve, no one mended it.
The two-year-old boy pooped all over his pants, and no one cleaned him up.
Three or five male companions went into battle together, wrapped Mr. Xiao Lang in a rag he found somewhere, before he breathed a sigh of relief, he urinated again...
There are no women who manage the accounts, and men don't know where to pay for food and clothing.
After finally touching the string of money, he was deceived when he went out. Originally, a string of money could buy a basket full of cooking cakes, but Mr. Dou's family was taken for a fool and slaughtered.
A whole yard of men eat cooking cakes with cold water, and they are ridiculed at the top of their voices by the aunts and ladies in the market.
This is not the worst.
The worst thing is that no one washes the clothes, no one combs the hair, no one cleans up the ink spills, no one cleans up the scattered calligraphy and paintings, no one pours out the barrels in the room...
Such a big family, from the master to the servants, but there is no one who is a man who can do practical things.
——To emphasize, not all men, but the men who have become used to prestige by relying on the merits of their ancestors among the already decayed clans like the Dou family.
What are they best at?
eat a lot.
Love to drink.
Talk dirty.
Talk about women.
He made a face when he didn't like it.
Second, if things don't go well, they can be beaten or scolded.
Also, flaunting how hard it is for a man to support his family, and how awesome he is for calling the wind and rain.Let women know all the time that men are heaven and have to obey.
In the end, there really was such a day.
Women don't play anymore, the sky held up by this kind of scumbag will collapse if it says it will collapse.
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