He Shen

Shanbao is a very resourceful person.

He has a knack for making opponents vomit blood without making a fuss.

For example, Brother Fifth really wants to vomit blood.

Is Niu Hulu and Shanbao a woman?

Take care of everything, even the cooking of Chonghua Palace!

Not only did he manage it, but he also managed it so well that the empress dowager was full of praise.

The queen mother chatted with the emperor and concubines, "It's getting colder, the emperor should pay attention to his body when eating, and don't be greedy for the cold. Yesterday, a dessert was served in the Chonghua Palace. It tastes very good. There are orange meat in it, and there is a touch of The smell of wine, a thin pancake with a milky aroma. It is rare that it is still hot, which is very suitable for this solar term. I ate it very well, has the emperor eaten it?"

Qianlong nodded, "I also tasted it. It's called boiled orange or something. The taste is not bad."

Concubine Shu hurriedly agreed, "Seventh elder brother is really filial."

Qianlong smiled and said, "Yes, Fukang'an has always been like this. He always thinks about me and Lafayette if there is anything good. I remember that when he was a child, he ate some good snacks at Lafayette during the day, and would secretly wear them in his sleeves. Go back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation and give it to me, thinking that I can't eat it on weekdays."

Recalling the past, the Empress Dowager was also very happy, and said with a smile, "This child is honest."

In the Palace of Compassion, the mother is kind and the son is filial and the concubine is virtuous. The concubine returned to Yanxi Palace and asked the fifth elder brother to say, "Fifth elder brother, what's new to eat? You and the little swallows also go to the queen mother and the emperor to pay filial piety. You value the Hua Palace." , Seventh elder brother is very good at trickery, the same dessert, Lafayette and the emperor boasted for a long time. You are also married now, you can't be as sloppy as before."

Brother Wu gritted his teeth, "That guy Fukang'an can't even taste red bean paste or mung bean paste. He knows what desserts are. It's probably Shanbao's idea!"

"Don't care about anyone's idea." Ling Fei sighed, "You are an older brother, you must not be left behind. I see that Wan Sui loves you and Little Swallow unabated, and taking advantage of Wan Shou's enthusiasm, I have to continue. Again. Don't ask others to compare."

"After all, he is..." Fu Kang'an's life experience is really discouraging.From the root to the dwarf's house.

"Fifth elder brother, with all due respect, Chonghua Palace did not get along with you earlier, why did the emperor let you live in Jingyang Palace? Sixth elder brother and eighth elder brother have left the palace to build a mansion." Concubine Ling said in a low voice , "During the reign of Shengzu, Prince Limi's status was high or not, and what happened..."

The fifth elder brother was beaten up by the concubine Ling, and discussed with Xiao Yanzi, who patted her breasts for a meal ticket, determined to share her husband's worries.

On the second day, he brought a jar of stinky tofu to the old queen for cooking, and the queen almost fainted from the smoke.The Empress Dowager said angrily, "What do you mean? I made some stinky things to appease the Ai family!" She ordered people to drive the little Yanzi out, and Qing'er served the Lafayette and handed it to the side hall, where she changed her clothes , The palace people wiped the ground again to burn incense.

Qing'er persuaded softly, "Wu Fujin has such a carefree temper. Maybe Wu Fujin likes this thing, so he specially bought it to honor you. Even if you look at Wu Fujin's filial piety, don't you Angry. Otherwise, wouldn't it make Wu elder brother and Wu Fujin feel uneasy?"

"They're still worried! I'm going to be so mad at this little swallow!" The queen mother slapped the table and complained to Qing'er, "Honor me! Is there such a filial piety? How many people honor me without taking this A stinky thing to honor! It smells disgusting!"

After Qing'er persuaded her for a long time, the Queen Mother calmed down.

At noon, Chonghua Palace sent another crystal pomegranate shrimp bun. The Empress Dowager took a sip and pointed to the golden corn kernels inside and asked, "Do you know what this is? It's so beautiful, it tastes a little sweet."

Qing'er laughed, "I don't even recognize the green vegetables in it, it's true that it's delicious."

The queen mother ate deliciously, "That's called filial piety. It's not that I'm partial to Seventh Brother, who pays attention to the color and fragrance of food. Look at this steamed bun, the skin is crystal clear; the stuffing inside is also golden yellow and emerald green. Yes, it’s beautiful and delicious; smells it, it’s fragrant; eats it in your mouth, it’s moderately salty and sweet, delicious and juicy. Even Qing’er likes it, right?”

Qing'er asked curiously, "Qing'er has never eaten these things in the palace. Could it be that the things outside the palace are better than those in the palace?"

"That's not true." The Queen Mother took two sips of fish soup with a spoon and said, "Because Fukang'an is not yet married and Chonghua Palace has a lot of affairs, the emperor sent Shanbao to help Fukang'an with cooking. Most of these things were thought up by Shanbao. Shanbao is a flower hunter, has read a lot of books, understands everything, does things carefully, and is not an outsider. With him taking care of Fukang'an, the emperor and I can rest assured."

……

Little Yanzi went back with the stinky tofu in her arms, and complained to the fifth elder brother with her mouth aggrieved. The fifth elder brother put his arms around his beloved wife and asked dumbfoundedly, "Yesterday you were mysterious, and you were talking about stinky tofu?"

"That's right. I used to like eating this the most when I was a child in the courtyard. It smells bad and we smell it." Little Yanzi curled her lips, "Lafayette just doesn't like me, she doesn't like anything I do."

The fifth elder brother explained carefully, "Forget it, little swallow, don't give it away. The food in the palace is particular about food. You think this thing is good, but the taste is a bit indecent. Don't give it to Lafayette."

"But, didn't you say that Seventh Brother and they all want to give it away?"

"We don't want to imitate others. Filial piety is something we keep in mind, and it's not something to show off." The fifth elder brother comforted softly, but in his heart he hated Shanbao, this damn showy bastard!

Shanbao sneezed for a long time, and at night Fukang'an whispered to him about the stinky tofu delivered by the little swallow. Shanbao sprayed a mouthful of good tea on Fukang'an's face, his stomach hurt from laughing, and his heart and lungs shook group.

Stinky tofu.

Fortunately, Little Swallow figured it out.

Stinky tofu.

Shanbao suppressed his laughter, "Let's just laugh once, don't talk about it." Then he wiped Fu Kang'an's face with a handkerchief.

"I know." Fukang An smiled, "It's not you. Every once in a while, you get these fresh foods. The emperor's mama eats her counterparts, and it's inevitable that she will praise me a few times, which will attract the fifth sister-in-law to follow suit and make jokes."

Shanbao rubbed his sore stomach and said, "You have to be steady, Fukang'an, the emperor's heart is on your side. But Duke Zhongyong's family is very powerful, and your future Yue's family is also a famous family in the prime minister's family. The fifth elder brother is also favored." It's not a matter of a day or two, the emperor is not just your son, don't worry."

Fukang'an sighed, "I'm suffocated." He reached out to help Shanbao rub his belly, "I dare not laugh out loud, for fear that someone will say I am gloating."

"Your belly is really soft." Fukang'an squeezed, held Shanbao's hand and touched himself, "Look at me, my stomach is full of muscles."

"Isn't it just a few small abdominal muscles, what's there to show off." Shanbao withdrew his hand without twitching, and Fukang'an lowered his head and kissed him loudly.

Shanbao trembled all over, frightened half of his life, and punched Fu Kang'an twice, "You are crazy!" He swept around, but fortunately there was no one in the room.

"What are you afraid of? I don't know how to do it." Fu Kang'an leaned on the goose-yellow satin dark pattern guide pillow, leisurely, regretful, "I didn't do anything like that before, let alone now?"

"Then pout your mouth and kiss your ass!" Damn it, you have to accept unspoken rules in order to be a cow and a horse, Shanbao wished he could smash Fu Kang'an's forehead with a cup of tea!Out of anger!

"Just kidding, don't take it seriously." Fukang'an stared at Shanbao sullenly, his black eyes unblinking, "Shanbao, these days, thanks to you."

Fukang'an's tone was very serious, but Shanbao was a little embarrassed, and said half-truth, "Okay, when did you learn to be so polite. Speaking of which, you are Yong'er's uncle, so of course I will help you. "

"Just because of this?" Fukang'an asked.

Seeing Fukang'an taking the bait, Shanbao thought to himself that such a smart person as Fukang'an would not believe him if he told him because of love because of love, so he simply said impatiently, "What's the point of asking! How many years ago, Don't you often go to my house to buy me things? Now you have bought me, and you still ask me, is it annoying?"

"Yeah, back then you were skinny like a chick, and there was a smaller Fubao behind you. I just thought, you brothers will never leave at this time, you must be a lover People." Fukang'an's voice was very soft, with a touch of warmth, Shanbao smiled, "That's it, you just send something to my house."

"Well, you're obviously very stingy, and you still want to be generous in front of me. I remember that I borrowed money from you to buy a parrot, and I didn't return it later. Do you remember?"

"I paid back 30 taels, and there is still a shortfall of 70 taels." Shanbao will never forget it for the rest of his life.

Fukang was relieved, "I remember it really clearly."

"Do you think the silver comes from the strong wind? It's 70 taels, enough for me to eat for half a year." Shanbao glanced at Fukang'an, "The family is rich in gold and silver, but they are greedy for my little money, and they have the face to say it." .”

"You still dare to talk to me now," Fukang'an lay in his arms with Shanbao in his arms, "I will give you something on the front foot, and you will have money on the back foot. How dare you play tricks on me?"

Shanbao pushed Fukang'an away, sat down properly, and smoothed the folds on the lapel. He was neither ashamed nor ashamed, and admitted generously, "Did you already know?"

"I can guess it."

Traitor!

Fortunately, I still think you are being taken advantage of.

I don't want to be tricked.

Big traitor!

Shanbao went home angrily, cursing Fukang'an a hundred times at night.

Shanbao's determination made Qianlong treat him differently.

Don't be in a hurry, start from the subtleties, take care of the Chonghua Palace properly, and even coax the Lafayette happily for Fukang'an.

Even Qianlong, who can eat people with a soft mouth, has to admit that Shanbao has a lot of skills. If Shanbao doesn't work as a flower hunter, he can definitely become a generation of famous chefs.

Qianlong was also very satisfied with Fukang'an. It was not easy to ask a monkey to sit down and listen to politics.

Qianlong had to make this reminder from time to time, "Do you have nails growing under your butt?"

Fukang An said, "I don't have long nails, my waist is very sore."

"Xiao Luzi, at noon, ask the imperial dining room to burn a deer whip for Brother Seven."

"No, no need, I'm fine, I'm not sour anymore." Fukang'an said hurriedly, it would be embarrassing if people knew that he ate deer penis.It can also be because of his kidney deficiency.

"Sit upright if you don't feel sore." Qianlong glared at Fu Kang'an.

All of a sudden, a little eunuch came to announce the good news, "Go back to Lord Long Live, Chonghua Palace came to report, the two princesses are very happy."

Qianlong's spirit was shaken, he threw away the ink pen, pushed away the memorial in front of him, and laughed loudly, "Really? Reward, many rewards! Which imperial doctor asked for the pulse today?"

"It's Doctor Wang."

"Reward the imperial physician 50 taels of silver."

The little eunuch went happily. Qianlong's grandfather was more excited than the one who was going to be Ama. He patted Fukang'an on the back, "Not bad, very capable! I still have Sanbao wine here, and I will talk about it later. I’ll send it to you. Oh, I’ll show you two more grids. There’s always someone around to serve you.”

Qianlong rubbed his hands, walked back and forth a few steps, and said to Fukang, "You approved these memorials on my behalf, and I will report the good news to the Queen Mother."

Qianlong walked away neatly, and Fukang'an stretched out his hand to Huang Ama's back, wanting to say, is my concubine pregnant?I'm going to be Ama, right?Should I go to announce the good news?

Fukang'an was full of nagging, but in the end he didn't dare to fart, and he worked honestly as a coolie.

Because Qianlong had an empress in the Chonghua Palace, the more he talked with the old empress, the happier he was. The mother and son had lunch together, and the empress did not forget the hero Fukang'an.Wanting to call Fukang'an over, Qianlong said, "I let him learn to appraise memorials in Qianqing Palace. Don't call him. There are a lot of memorials. I guess it will be noon."

The Empress Dowager glanced at her son with a smile, "Is the Emperor going to take a break?"

"My son happened to find time to talk to Er Niang." Qianlong smiled as if he was ten years younger, "Yongqi Yongrong is the elder brother, but Fu Kang'an is ahead of him."

Shanbao’s advice to Fukang’an: first, be an honest person; second, give birth as soon as possible.

Fukang'an lived up to expectations. After the two concubines stopped taking the medicine, they got it right away.

After the stinky tofu incident, the fifth elder brother lost again, and it was still in terms of heirs. He was so depressed that he had to exert all his strength on the little swallow.

Little Yanzi said, "Yongqi, don't forget, there is something about Hanxiang."

So, not long after, the incident of Xiangfei turning into a butterfly occurred in the Forbidden City.

Fukang'an discussed with Shanbao, "Are you telling the truth?"

"Really." Shan kept a pot of chrysanthemum wine, took out two, and said with a smile, "Back then there was the story of Zhu Yingtai turning into a butterfly, and now the Xiangfei empress is turning into a butterfly. Good story."

"You really, Zhu Yingtai turned into a butterfly because of Liang Shanbo, Xiangfei..." Fu Kang'an covered her mouth and asked tentatively, "You mean...Xiangfei didn't change into a butterfly." Two words blurted out.

Shanbao licked the fermented wine in the black porcelain wine cup, took a sip and put it down, took a bite of sweet and sour melon sticks, chewed them crunchily, and said, "As the saying goes, hearing is believing, seeing is believing, ghosts and gods I don’t believe it unless I see it for myself. To become an immortal or become a sage, at least there must be some auspicious omens, such as gathering three flowers on the head, stepping on auspicious clouds, fairy music, and phoenix singing together. She quietly became a butterfly fairy, do you believe it?"

"I can't say it well either, Fifth Sister-in-Law met Mingzhu Gege in person."

"That's another question, why are they so lucky to see this western scene? It's weird, weird." Shanbao smiled, "Let's just chat our teeth in our free time, don't worry about it. Long live Lord, if you are in a bad mood, Please persuade me more."

Xiao Dezi came to Chonghua Palace to preach: Long live Lord Xuanqi elder brother, Niu Hulu's bodyguard, see you at the Compassionate Ning Palace.

In the Palace of Compassion and Ning, fifth elder brother, Fu Erkang, Xiao Yanzi, Ziwei, and Jinsuo were all present. Qianlong sat with the empress dowager with a dragon face.

Shanbao was still a little excited when he encountered this historic moment.

Qianlong asked, but Shanbao was not polite, so he expressed his doubts and asked calmly, "If you say that slaves have little luck, you can't see the spectacle of the fragrant concubine turning into a butterfly, why don't you even see the queen mother and the emperor? None of the nobles in the palace can see it? Only Wufu Jin and Mingzhu Gege can see it? This is very strange. The servant has not seen it with his own eyes, so he dare not speculate."

"Then according to you, Xiangfei didn't turn into a butterfly, where did she go?" Qianlong's words seemed to be filled with ice scum.But Shanbao was not afraid at all, and said sternly, "I don't know. I think that it is certain that the concubine Xiangfei will leave the palace. If you want to find out, there is a maid who is close to the concubine Xiangfei in Baoyue Tower. Let me give it to Shen The Criminal Division will know at the first trial."

Sure enough, Little Yanzi lost her composure and shouted, "Huang Ama, Concubine Xiang has indeed turned into a butterfly, and Vina Gina saw it with her own eyes."

"True gold is not afraid of fire. Since it is true, it is even less afraid of being asked." Shanbao smiled at the little Yanzi, and said, "Actually, Wu Fujin, Mingzhu Gege, and Miss Jinsuo have seen it personally as guarantees, and so are the slaves. Undoubtedly."

"It's just a slave thinking, but every god should have one or two maids and fairies to serve him. The concubine Xiangfei is lonely, so it's better to burn the servants alive and send them to the empress to continue serving. This is also a bit of us ordinary people I am filial."

Little Swallow almost bit her tongue, babbling, "Burn, burn?"

"Yes, if you want to go to the gods, you have to suffer a lot." Shanbao felt that he had a good idea, and said happily, "There are many palace ladies and eunuchs in Baoyue Tower, and the total size must be sixty or seventy. Well, it’s a shame that there is nowhere to go, and it’s enough to be a god. Long live the servant Qi, let’s send them to the refinery together alive. This is also their blessing. When idlers want to go, the Xiangfei Empress may not I can see it. This is all due to the grace of the concubine Xiangfei. Since Wu Fujin and Mingzhu Gege are blessed to see the concubine Xiangfei become a fairy, let Wu Fujin and Gege Mingzhu send these slaves to the empress Xiangfei. , it is not in vain that Wufu Jin, Mingzhu Gege and Xiangfei Empress have a good friendship."

Shanbao has a charming face, smiling, loyal and sincere, but Xiao Yanzi and the others feel that this person must have been reincarnated from a devil in his previous life, vicious and cunning, making people feel chills and chills in their hearts.Seeing that Shanbao was about to execute so many people while talking and laughing, everyone's expressions changed drastically, and they wished they could eat Shanbao raw.

What kind of person Qianlong was, seeing the different faces of Xiao Yanzi and others, he was already furious in his heart, but smiled slightly on his face, and praised, "Shanbao is a good idea, but there is no need to go to the refinery. Xiaoluzi, let someone go to treasure." Build a pile of firewood in Yuelou, and send my decree to the servants of Baoyuelou. After a while, I will take the fifth elder brother, seventh elder brother, Wu Fujin, Mingzhu Gege, Fu Erkang, and Shanbao to send them to heaven .”

Although Little Yanzi was two hundred and five, she was a shrew, but so many people died because of her, her face couldn't help turning pale.Ziwei was also on the verge of falling, with tears rolling in her eyes.

Vulkang was heartbroken, cupped his fists, and said sadly, "Huang Ama, slaves are also human beings, I beg Huang Ama not to listen to the greedy words of villains, be merciful, and forgive them."

"Your Majesty, this is sending them to serve the immortals. It's not greedy. The slaves want to go, but it's a pity that they don't have such good luck." Shanbao spread his hands and said regretfully, "I don't know how many people envy them. If it wasn't for the blessings in the previous life, where would such a fairy fate come from in this life?"

Who is not afraid of death?

Recruit without trial.

The servants of Baoyue Building couldn't live anymore, and in Jingyang Palace, the close bodies of fifth elder brother and little swallow were completely changed, and the golden lock was returned to the west with a white silk.

Liuqingliuhonghuibinlou has become a thing of the past, as for Hanxiang and Mengdan, they dared to flee even if they still smelled it, and they all died violently on the road, and their corpses were collected and sent back to Xinjiang Ali and Zhuochu.

Although Qianlong didn't deal with fifth elder brother, little swallow, Ziwei, Fu Erkang and others, these people were already startled.

After the incident, Qianlong was furious and disgusted, and the slaves who died because of them were sent down. Ziwei fell ill at home, and the little swallow was not thinking about eating and drinking, and was haggard every day.Grabbing Fifth Prince's hand with tears in his eyes, he said, "Yongqi, Shanbao is so ruthless, so ruthless..." There was another burst of crying.

At the same time, Qianlong decided to entrust the princes.

The sixth elder brother Yong Rong was granted the title of Baylor, and the seventh elder brother Fu Kang'an was directly promoted to the title of Prince Fu-Prince Fu.The fifth elder brother alone does not have any rewards.

At the same time, Qianlong seized Fu Lun's position as a bachelor, and Fu Erkang was demoted from He Shuo's son-in-law to Duo Luo's son-in-law, and his post of guard was cut off, and he was not allowed to enter the palace without purpose.

Thunder Fury, but that's it.

The relatives and nobles of the Manchu Dynasty also saw the fighting power of Seventh Brother, and it was astonishing if he didn't move.

The fifth elder brother was almost wiped out.

In fact, people misunderstood Fukang'an. Although Fukang'an was very satisfied with Shanbao's combat effectiveness, he and the fifth elder brother were brothers. Qianlong banned this matter again, and others didn't know it in detail.In fact, Fukang'an has always said good things for the fifth elder brother, "Huang Ama, let it be over, and the fifth elder brother has learned a lesson. The fifth sister-in-law is not in good health now, so please forgive them. The fifth sister-in-law has no heart." My son, but my heart is not bad, carefree, innocent and lively. Mingzhu Gege is gentle and virtuous, and she is also Huang Ama's folk jewel, my son's own sister, Huang Ama, you have been punished too, fifth brother They also knew they were wrong, forget it.”

"Huang Ama, please send Father-in-law Lu to send some bird's nest, snow clam, and medicinal materials for strengthening the body to Fifth Sister-in-law and Mingzhu Gege. They are women, how can they withstand your thunderous anger, and they are probably frightened. I heard people say that Fifth Sister-in-law She lost a lot of weight. Not to mention Mingzhu Gege, who was born delicate and graceful, delicate in thought, and sentimental. If you don’t look at the face of the monk or the face of the Buddha, just think of the mother of Mingzhu Gege, for you After guarding for a lifetime, just because of this, you should also forgive them."

Qianlong snorted coldly, "They asked for it themselves! It's so bold, I didn't kill them, it's already a mighty grace of God."

"Oh, Huang Ama, as the saying goes, women are like clothes, a piece of Fanbang clothes, it doesn't matter whether it fits or not, you are just for this, as a child?"

As soon as Fukang'an finished speaking, Qianlong got kicked twice. Qianlong scolded angrily, "That's my concubine, your concubine! You bastard!"

"Hey, you really hit me." Fukang'an hid far away, rubbed his head, curled his lips, "Concubine, concubine, I am just a concubine, an ordinary family outside, not even a serious second wife. Forget it, empress Ama, I've been persuading you for so long, have you listened to me?"

Qianlong kicked him out.

Fu Heng walked out from the inner room, Qianlong was still angry, and vented his anger, "Look, I don't know how you taught him. He has learned a lot of common slang, and he has no shape."

"This is really strange. Seventh elder brother was raised by Wansui in the palace since he was a child. He taught by precepts and deeds, and he has the charm of Wansui the most." Fu Heng pushed back indifferently.

Qianlong raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Xiao Chun'er, you are getting bolder."

"Long live for the prize." Fu Heng sat down on the embroidered stool, "The slave is still worried that Lord Long Live is not feeling well. Now that the Long Yan of Long Live has opened, the slave will resign."

Qianlong asked with a stern face, "Which eye of yours sees me and feels better."

Pretend to pretend, Fu Heng had no choice but to say, "That's a slave's eyesight."

"Don't worry, I won't blame you." Qianlong laughed. The emperor's mind was the most difficult to figure out. It was just three or nine days ago, and now it has become dog days. He said with Fu Heng, "Ali and Zhuo are going to send their daughters to marry again. I want to point her to Fu Kang'an as a side Fujin."

Fu Heng didn't express his opinion. Qianlong sighed, "Chunhe, you are Fu Kang'an's uncle. Even if you avoid suspicion, you don't have to act as if you don't know each other. Fu Kang'an said that you have become more dignified."

"There is a difference between monarchs and ministers. Only by keeping their duties can they last for a long time." Fu Heng said with downcast eyes, "It is a blessing for a slave to raise the seventh elder brother. Besides, Long Live has favored the slave too much, and the slave should guard his ministers even more." Duty, otherwise, wouldn’t it be a disappointment to the long live reward.”

Qianlong sighed quietly, sometimes he liked Fu Heng's job, sometimes he hated his job, and then smiled, "Xiao Chun'er, I wrote a few words, come and take a look."

Fu Heng followed Qianlong to the small study. Qianlong showed Fu Heng his masterpiece with great interest. Fu Heng was knowledgeable and well-informed. He pointed to a picture and said with a smile, "This one is the best, just this sentence, unlike Long live the kiss."

"I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals. What's wrong with this sentence?" Qianlong asked with a smile.

Fu Heng picked up the imperial brush and ink, savoring it carefully, "Elegant and handsome, with a hint of leisure and comfort, it is quite different from the ink treasures of Long Live."

"The one who knows me is Xiaochuner." Qianlong took out the private seal from his sleeve, and Fu Heng spread it out. Qianlong inscribed the year, sun and moon on the lower left foot, then pressed down the seal of Changchun Layman, waved his sleeve and said with a smile, "This letter I will give it to Xiao Chuner."

"Thank you, slave."

Qianlong supported Fu Heng, and said teasingly, "Xiaochun'er, you don't need to be polite to me. I think I held your hand and taught you calligraphy. I don't know how much you wrote. If you want to thank me, where can I thank you?"

"Come on, how about Xiaochun'er writing a few words for me?"

Fu Hengqian said, "It's better not to use the words of slaves to make a fool of yourself."

"How about I write with your hand?"

Fu Heng honestly picked up the pen, and Qianlong personally ground the paper. Fu Heng habitually said, "How can a slave be a slave? It's a crime." The road we have taken.

Qianlong clapped his hands and applauded, "Xiao Chun'er, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are good at writing."

Fu Heng coughed lightly, "I used to listen to Shanbao's recitation occasionally, and thought it was good, so I wrote it down."

Qianlong turned his face instantly, "Although the poems are good, the characters are even better. They are powerful and majestic. Just look at Xiao Chun'er's behavior, which is very different from the characters. Xiao Chun'er, use the seal."

"How can a slave carry a seal with him?" Fu Heng was always on guard, afraid that Qianlong would play cards unreasonably.

Without further ado, Qianlong started touching, touching his chest, waist, and buttocks. Fu Heng reluctantly went to grab Qianlong's hand. Qianlong had already touched Fu Heng's sleeve and found a private seal. He said proudly, "How dare you play tricks in front of me?" , I see you grow up, what don't you know?"

Fu Hengtan, "Long live, this slave is already at this age, what else is there to touch, you..."

Qianlong breathed out at Yinhong, raised his hand and left a small red seal: Layman Hechun.Without raising her head, she said, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Haven't you heard of Xiaochun'er? Speaking of which, Xiaochun'er, you have taken good care of yourself, and your butt is quite upturned."

"Long live!" Fu Heng shouted, blushing with anger.

Qianlong took down the pen in his hand and threw it into the blue-and-white pen wash basin. He fainted into a black cloud, and waved his hand perfunctorily, "I know, I know, I won't talk about it in the future. Well, I'll just give this word to me."

"The slave's handwriting is clumsy, and he will not tarnish the Holy Eye of Long Live!" Fu Heng was so angry that he became more and more dishonest as he got older.

"It doesn't matter, how can I despise Xiaochun'er." Qianlong blinked and smiled, "Whenever I see a memorial without your handwriting, this is not the first time you have been insulted."

Fu Heng did the most daring thing in his life, so that every time he thought about it in the future, he wished he could die of shame: Mrs. Fu suddenly stretched out his hand, pinched Qianlong's ass, and then flew away. ran away.

Qianlong was left behind triumphantly stroking his two beards thinking: Could it be that Xiao Chun'er finally couldn't help but want to defile me.

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