Divorce without Money

When Zhou Xiao came home that day, it happened that Miao Xun was a little awkward because of someone's wedding, and refused to talk to him, so Zhou Xiao went up to tease him, "Baby, I think your surname is really good today."

"Huh? Today? What a good way?" Although he knew that what the other party said was definitely not serious, Miao Xun couldn't help asking.

"Look, how interesting is it to add a dog next to the Miao character to make a cat? You said if you turned into a small animal, would you look more like a cat or a dog?"

Miao Xun wanted to scratch him and bite him at the same time, and finally rolled his eyes at him, "What is the central idea of ​​your words?"

"Such a good surname, I like it very much."

"Humph."

"You know that a small function has been newly developed in the game. If a married woman wants to, she can use her husband's surname before her name. I thought about the ambiguous sound of pouring scoop, but Miao sounds better."

This time, Miao Xun grasped the central idea, suddenly became energetic, and threw himself into Zhou Xiao's arms, "You want to marry me?"

Zhou Xiao caught the person and kneaded it twice, "It's a pity that we are all male accounts, and we don't even have the function of getting married."

Miao Xun immediately went back listlessly, "Where are you entertaining me?"

Zhou Xiao lovingly kissed him on the cheek and neck, "I'm teasing you, I'll see if you're unhappy as soon as you enter the door."

It's okay not to mention it, but Miao Xun's face turned darker when he said it, "It hurts."

Zhou Xiao immediately showed concern on his face, and his subordinates took off Miao Xun's trousers non-stop. When Miao Xun realized that there was only one pair left that was close to the body, and it was still halfway down the buttocks, which was really tempting. .

"Hey, what are you doing! It's not serious once you enter the door!"

"Aren't you in pain? Let me see what's going on. Isn't my baby usually healthy?"

"Bah! You're not healthy! Can you speak? I'm unhealthy at most, bah! It's not even unhealthy. I'm rhetoric, do you understand? Do you understand? Are you educated?"

Zhou Xiao wiped his face calmly, took advantage of Miao Xun's impassioned enthusiasm, and took off the only one left, while pushing down, he touched Xiao Miao Xun who was secretly looking up, "Rub it for you, does it still hurt baby?"

"Uh... woo... um... go down, push harder, um... um... ouch, good kneading..."

After the two finished rubbing, they continued to lie on the bed, Zhou Xiao hugged Miao Xun and asked, "Wouldn't it hurt if you rub it?"

"Bah! The more you rub it, the more it hurts! It hurts in another place!"

"Shall I practice a trumpet and marry you?"

"Ah? Ah! Ah..."

"Are you practicing level up and down?"

Miao Xun was stunned by this unexpected joy. Originally, he wanted to discuss with Zhou Xiao about the marriage of the big and small, but because of the incomplete sovereignty and the fact that he already had a little ladyboy account, he never wanted to. Suffer this loss.

The reason why I chose the wedding dress fashion after completing the mission of the eleven rings is because Zhou Xiao’s character is to make the best use of everything. He will never choose a set of time-limited useless fashion as a reward, so that he can take the opportunity to challenge him , I want to marry your trumpet, even the groom's official clothes are ready, your trumpet, I escorted me to complete the task, and I have a bridal dress just to register for marriage. If you want me to marry you, you will waste a set of fashion money.

Since this bargaining chip is really worthless, Zhou Xiao obviously doesn't mind the little money, so he wants to use the other party's messy wedding as an excuse to make a ruthless, unreasonable and unreasonable request.

In fact, he knew that Zhou Xiao only provided the outline, and the specific plot was distributed to the following people for expansion. This wedding really has nothing to do with Zhou Xiao's personal will, so this handle is not really a handle...

Didn't expect the other party to be willing to deliver it to your door?Miao Xun was happy, then looked solemn, straightened Zhou Xiao's head and asked eye to eye, "Did you do something to apologize to me outside?"

"No."

"If you don't have anything to show courteousness, you can either rape or steal!"

"Then in order to clear up the grievances, let's forget about this marriage."

"No! I didn't say no!"

"Hey, fool, you are not happy to marry me, and you can't do it if you don't marry me. You are still suspicious when I marry you, so what should you do if you are satisfied?"

"I was unexpected, why not accept it now?"

"Okay, if you're worried, I'll tell you the truth. In fact, I just don't want to bully you too much, or I feel bad too."

"When did the dead fox become so gentle..." Miao Xun murmured to himself instantly.

"I've eaten all of you inside and out, why do I want the fancy poses in the game?"

"So you gave it to me because you didn't care about it?"

"You also know that if one of the married couple is very famous and the other is very inconspicuous, then the famous one should greet the guests more and be gossiped more."

Miao Xun was entangled, so he didn't want to be a husband either, but he even gave up on the flamboyance in the game, isn't that... isn't it the end of it! ?Look at Zhou Xiao's villainous appearance, being a husband is taking the initiative to share worries, being a wife is letting me go, I'll fuck it, I won't play like this...

"I hate you..." Miao Xun squatted in the corner and bit his corner with tears in his eyes.

"I love you." Zhou Xiao followed to the corner and pressed the child to kiss the corner of his mouth.

Then, cover your eyes and don't look at evil.

The result of Miao Xun's entanglement is that both of them practice the trumpet and marry each other, so that no one can take advantage and the other should not suffer.

After Chen Feng heard about it, he persuaded Zhou Xiao, "Your task is enough to attract attention. At this time, you two are married at the same time, and you are both with trumpets who have never appeared before. I am worried that others will not know what is going on with you two. right?"

"He likes to make a fuss and be lively, so let others say what they like."

"Brother Zhou, you haven't read the plan you co-authored in the morning?"

"Look, I've answered everything, and I'm planning to come to you and give it to you by the way."

Chen Feng took it and looked it up, "Since it passed, you also know that the Valentine's Day game will have a wedding dungeon, and it won't be long, why don't you wait and do it together when there are more people getting married, and hide in the crowd ,Ha ha."

Zhou Xiao pondered for a while, "Okay, your congratulatory gift can't be light."

"Do you think I don't have a wedding? Are you ashamed not to be grand?"

"We'll do two."

"For a few shows, we will give you two queens congratulatory gifts, and your two queens will send them back to us, no difference!"

"I said, your nickname should be changed to "Easy and Untuckable."

"Hey, good luck! Zhou Papi, don't give people random nicknames just for congratulatory gifts."

So on February 14th, Su Yuan launched a wedding dungeon, and there were countless registered marriages and re-organized weddings.

Pourpo manipulated his tuba to stand in the middle of the Xitang, and led his little lady to express his gratitude to the congratulators.

{Region}Lotus Seed Soup: Brother Pourpo is getting married today, we are here to congratulate you!The bride is really stunning!

{Region} Farming in Troubled Times: Brother Pourpo's wife and Brother Pourpo are really a match made in heaven, a perfect match!Good match!

{Area} Osmanthus Crisp: No, this compares our couple names, how can they match so well!

{Region}Zuo Qilin: I wish Pourpo and the new wife love and love, and a happy wedding!

{Region}You Baihu: I wish Pourpo and the new wife love and love, and a happy newlywed!

{Area}Ye Ranshuang Lin Zui: Huzi, can you be a bit promising?I wish the bride and pouring love, love and happiness forever!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to the beauties of Pour Po and Jin Tian Tian who are married today!

{System} bows to heaven and earth!

{System} pays homage to the high hall for the second time!

{System} Husband and wife pay their respects!

{System} is completed and sent to the bridal chamber!

{System}All the beauties in the world took their husband's surname after marriage, and changed their names from then on to all the beauties in the world.

The world channel is stunned, pouring has always been without lace, there are always people guessing what type he will like, who knows that the world's number one master is amazing with a knot, marrying such a sturdy and beautiful wife, it is really a perfect match !

Zhou Xiao looked at the kid sitting next to him who was laughing together, and the corner of his mouth twitched twice, "Baby, it's time for us to go to the bridal chamber."

Not long after, Zhou Xiao and Miao Xun organized their second wedding, and Miao Xie also stood in the center of the auditorium with a pouring trumpet to accept congratulations from everyone.

{Area} Lotus Seed Soup: Brother Miao Xie is getting married today, and we are here to congratulate you!The bride is really stunning!

{Region} Farming in Troubled Times: Miao Xie's younger brother's daughter-in-law and Miao Xie are a match made in heaven, a perfect match!Good match!

{Area} Osmanthus Crisp: No, this compares our couple names, how can they match so well!

{Region} Zuo Qilin: I wish Miao Xie and the new bride love and love, happy marriage!

{Region}You Baihu: I wish Miao Xie and the new bride a happy marriage!

{Region} Yeranshuang Linzui: I wish Miao Xie and the new bride love, love, and happiness forever!

{Region} You Baihu: Why is the upstairs going down the drain today?

{Area} Yeranshuang Linzui: I am from my natal family~(≧▽≦)/~.

The words were vague, and few people understood them, so they were lost in the constant screen swiping of congratulations, but those who understood knew that Lin Ran and Miao Xun were doing well, and the congratulations naturally had to reveal their natal family identities.

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to Miao Xie and Tiantian for getting married today!

{System} bows to heaven and earth!

{System} pays homage to the high hall for the second time!

{System} Husband and wife pay their respects!

{System} is completed and sent to the bridal chamber!

{System} After Tiantian got married, she took her husband's surname and changed her name to Miao Tiantian.

Miao Xun looked at the information swiped by the system and suddenly became enlightened. No wonder he looked at the name of the pouring trumpet and always felt that something was wrong. Now he finally knows where the problem is, Miao Tiantian! ?

"Zhou Xiaoxiao!"

"Well, sweetie, it's time for us to go to the bridal chamber."

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to the lotus seed soup and sweet-scented osmanthus cake for getting married today!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to You Baihu and Zuo Qilin for getting married today!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to Cappuccino and Ranfengri Chayuki for getting married today!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to Ranfengri Xiangyun and Ranfengri Jinse for getting married today!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to Lord Bird and Qinghuang for getting married today!

{System} The auspicious time has come, congratulations to Chaotic Farming and Yeranshuanglin Zuiyu for getting married today!

The system keeps scrolling through the marriage information, which feels like a group wedding.Everyone congratulated and ridiculed one after another, and the fireworks illuminated every map, every landscape, and every person.

At the foot of Yongye Mountain, the members of the Alliance of Three Worlds formed a huge heart shape. YY gave an order, and everyone released their big moves in order. From the intersection point above the heart shape, the light continued to spread to both sides, red, orange, and yellow. The green, blue, blue and purple fluctuated all the way until they converged under the heart shape again.

When the light effect of the big move went out, everyone inserted a formation on the ground at the same time. The formation, whether attacking or adding blood, was golden-red, and had the same duration, half a minute.As soon as the formation was lit up, the foot of Yongye Mountain was as bright as daylight, and a big golden red heart shone brightly, witnessing the unswerving love promised by many people.In that kind of light, it seems that the whole world is celebrating Valentine's Day, and it seems that the vows can last forever.

Chen Feng waited for Lin Ran to count the gifts and share money he had received. Seeing him beaming, he knew he had made a fortune.The two had a division of labor long ago, Chen Feng came to accompany the gifts, and Lin Ran came to collect the money.

{Team} Farming in Troubled Times: Xiaosheng is in a difficult situation and has nothing. Do you despise a good guy?

{Team}Ye Ranshuang Lin Zui: You have to think about it, I won't give you money, if you follow me, you won't be able to run away no matter how much you want.

{Team} Farming in Troubled Times: Will you starve me?

{Team} Ye Ranshuang Lin Zui: If you are obedient, you will not.

{Team} Farming in Troubled Times: Will it freeze me?

{Team} Ye Ranshuang Lin Zui: No way.

Chen Feng laughed heartily, and sent Lin Ran an application for riding together. Lin Ran accepted, got on Chen Feng's mount, and leaned in front of him.

In troubled times, the beauty of farming is in her arms, riding a horse like flying, and taking Yeran to visit the map, starting from the level 10 map, and going all the way.

Cliffs and waterfalls.

Castle Peak rainbow.

Snowy sunset.

The sea is bright.

Stay in a beautiful place for a while, and talk a few words together in a place with memories, it is very romantic and satisfying.

Farming in troubled times, no matter what happens in the future, no matter how many games I will play, you will be with me.

【?END?】

The author has something to say: After more than a year of divorce, the main text is finally over, Sahua~~

I believe that some relatives can see that there is a clear timeline in the text. What happened in a few months, and there will be game-related updates following the festival. At that time, the outline was listed according to time, but I didn’t expect the progress of the outline. It is quite consistent with the real time, and the end of Valentine's Day here just happened to catch up with the real Valentine's Day. Although I didn't deliberately control it, it's not bad to happen to happen~~

Generally speaking, this is a heartwarming and non-abuse story, and it went down happily all the way. After finishing writing, I also feel that this game world is very beautiful~~I hope everyone feels the same~~

At the end, I will make up a few episodes that I owe. Those who read the article can leave a message about what episodes they want to see or ask questions. I won’t write too many episodes. After all, this story is long enough~~ If you ask more questions, I will summarize it into one Let’s write a small story~~

Thank you to everyone who has been chasing articles for such a long time, because I don’t have the habit of saving articles, I will update them from time to time, and I will stop for a while when I have no ideas, and I will stop writing for a while, and I have cheated a lot of relatives, haha, please forgive me.Sometimes I come back to update after a long break, and I can still see the comments from my relatives who read the article before, and I feel very touched~

This long story is finally over. Although there are still extra episodes, it is considered complete. The first article is finished┭┮﹏┭┮

Next, I will fill in the puppet town, and then I will prepare another article, which is a topic I am very passionate about (￣▽￣") Recently, I can’t help but think about the main plot of the new article, and I am worried that the divorce will be unfinished, but Now it seems that there should be no, I am still satisfied with the ending, Miao Tiantian or something, haha, I just like to tease my little son~

So to end the text on such a beautiful day, leave a mark for those who have been overlords and not overlords for a long time, I will be very touched if I come to a long story~~~

Solemnly bow and thank you, we are destined to see you in the next article~~

Finally, I wish you all a happy Valentine's Day, sweet happiness!