Tang Dynasty

"What? Your Majesty went to Mr. Wei's mansion again... and still had a long talk with candlelight all night?!"

"What? Did you see His Majesty holding hands with General Wei?!"

"What? Your Majesty met Jieli Khan? He went to someone's tent?!"

what?

what?

what? !

……

During this time, Li Shimin's life was full of resentment.Reasons, no need to repeat...

One day, he finally couldn't bear it anymore and called Fang Xuanling over.

"Sir." After scratching his ears and cheeks for a long time, he finally let out the knot in his heart, "Sir, you are very smart, and you can see every detail. From your point of view... Does His Majesty really have me in his heart?"

Fang Xuanling was taken aback when he heard the words, and didn't recover for a long time.Originally, I thought that my brother-in-law summoned me here to discuss some important military affairs, but I didn't expect it to be such... such... such a girl's question...

Combining the long-lasting rumors of adultery between the two in the palace, and the legend that the emperor's younger brother was Shou... This feeling becomes even more weird.

"Your Highness," he cleared his throat, and said vaguely, "I can only see that His Majesty is a person who values ​​love and righteousness. He will naturally treat all the heroes who have opened up the country and expand the land in his heart. .”

"Equal treatment? You can't treat everyone equally!" Li Shimin said indignantly, "Besides, he always jokes and laughs at others, but when he sees me, he becomes cold-hearted. Sir, what's the point?"

Fang Xuanling only thought that pretending to be stupid this time would be impossible to avoid, so he complained secretly in his heart, and then said helplessly: "Your Majesty naturally has His Highness in his heart, maybe it's just... not good at expressing it."

Li Shimin frowned and thought for a while, and felt more and more that the elder brother was not only "not good at expressing", but he hadn't expressed it at all!Sweet talk, no.Intimacy moves, no.Even when the fish and water are in harmony, there are very few active moments...

With deep resentment and injustice, he continued to ask: "Sir, you have always been resourceful, but what is your best strategy to let me know His Majesty's mind?"

Although it is not impossible to ask this kind of thing in person, but he, a dignified seven-foot man, asked others shyly: "Do you... love me?" This kind of picture is really... really...

When Fang Xuanling heard about his problem, he complained again and again.Even an upright official can hardly decide on housework, let alone the two of you...but he could only say humbly: "In my opinion... it's better for your highness to choose a close person, stay overnight in his mansion and let the wind out." , let's see how His Majesty will react..."

"Mr. is a good plan!" Li Shimin was overjoyed as soon as he took the case, "I will follow Mr.'s words!"

As soon as Fang Xuanling heard that the task was completed, she hurriedly said goodbye and left the scene, retreated, but was stopped by Li Shimin as soon as she turned around.

"What orders does Your Highness have?" Fang Xuanling had no choice but to turn around.

"Since this idea was conceived by Mister..." Li Shimin thought for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and said, "Then I'll stay overnight at Mister's residence today!"

Fang Xuanling: "...you can't live without committing evil."

For three days in a row, Li Jiancheng saw that Li Shimin was proud of the spring breeze when he went to court, and his face was full of red.

After retreating from court on the third day, he took a few glances at Wei Zheng beside him, and said, "What's the matter with the emperor's younger brother recently?"

Wei Zheng held back the news for several days, waiting for him to ask questions.Hearing the words, he immediately said: "Your Majesty, I heard that... the emperor's younger brother has been staying overnight in Mr. Fang's mansion for several days."

Li Jiancheng lowered his head and rummaged through the pile of memorials. He raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, paused slightly, said "Oh", and said calmly, "No wonder there are no people at night these days, but the spring breeze is still on the face during the day."

Wei Zheng shuddered, feeling that this... sounded a little bad.

"Could it be that Your Highness wants to..." He hesitated.

"Don't worry about him," Li Jiancheng finally picked out a memorial and opened it, but he didn't care. "He's still young, if he likes to play, let him go."

This was beyond Wei Zheng's expectation, but the other party said so, and he couldn't do anything about it, so he took the opportunity to resign.

His Majesty Xindao is really tolerant to the emperor's younger brother.

but……

That night, when Li Shimin came to the house again, he found that the lights were dark, the building was empty, and there were two large seals crossed on the door of the house...

A dead leaf flew by in circles outside the gate of the mansion... The crow quacked twice...

Fangfu was sealed overnight... just like that...

In addition to being shocked, Li Shimin felt a little happy in his heart.Could it be... the eldest brother already knew about this?

But this alone is not enough to be sure, after all, I haven't gone to see my eldest brother for three days, and the other party didn't respond at all.

With such a mood, he turned his horse's head and went directly to Yuhuahua and Fuchu.

then……

Two days later... Yuwen Mansion was sealed off...

Three days later... The Qin Mansion was sealed...

Four days later... the Changsun Mansion was sealed...

five days later...

Ten days later, many generals from the Qin Palace in the past came to Li Shimin together, holding his thigh and weeping: "Your Highness, I don't want my house to be ransacked..." The remaining people..." "Your Highness, you and Your Majesty should quickly reconcile... and leave a way for the minister to survive..."

Li Shimin had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to see Li Jiancheng.

It was already night, and Li Jiancheng had changed into a loose robe and was reclining on the couch.Seeing him coming, he said without raising his head, "I heard... recently many people's mansions have been sealed off?"

Listening to his knowingly asking, Li Shimin could only give a nah "hmm".

"Did Shimin come to intercede for them?" Li Jiancheng only stretched out his hand to turn the page, but still didn't raise his eyes.

The other party pointed out the purpose of coming again, Li Shimin could only say: "That... big brother, this matter is not their fault at all, I insisted on going to their mansion to stay overnight."

"Oh?" Li Jiancheng finally raised his eyes, "Why?"

Li Shimin looked at him and remained silent.

"If you really want to do something shameful, why make such a big noise?" Li Jiancheng slowly closed the book and raised his eyebrows, "You just want to see...how I will react?"

Li Shimin didn't know what to say just now, but now he is speechless.

I thought to myself that this little calculation of mine was exposed so thoroughly, this time I must be dead this time, at least I would shut myself up and contemplate my mistakes, at worst I might have to be abstinent for a few months... It is really terrible!

While thinking wildly, he heard Li Jiancheng say: "Come here."

Li Shimin raised his eyes, a little stunned, "Brother, this is going to..."

Li Jiancheng raised his chin, and slowly said two words to him: "Servant in the bed." He sneered in his heart, he was so dull after he hadn't come for ten nights.

Li Shimin finally came back to his senses, his brows were beaming with joy, and he rushed onto the dragon couch with a "crash".

Li Shimin leaned close to each other's neck, bit and kissed slowly, and said vaguely, "Brother...you don't blame me?"

Li Jiancheng allowed the other party to tear off his robe, closed his eyes and raised his jaw, and did not answer, but let out a very comfortable breath between the other party's movements.I thought you wanted to hide this little thought from me, and go back to practice for a few more years.

Li Shimin seemed to be inspired, and worked harder.Quickly arched the already loose robe, and spread the kiss to every part of the opponent's body.

I thought it was easy for me, I was hungry for so many days... I finally got some fishy meat...

After the love affair was over, Li Jiancheng lay down on his body, his figure sunk in the quilt, panting lowly.Li Shimin lay on top of him, wrapped his arms around his waist, lowered his head to linger beside his ear with residual lust.

"Brother...do you have Shimin in your heart?" When the kiss reached the emotional point, the words in his heart were spoken out of his mouth without realizing it.

Li Jiancheng froze obviously, and said after a long time, "What?"

Li Shimin was mostly awake, he was in a bad mood, and if he said something wrong, he just kept silent.

Suddenly, he felt the person under him turn over, and immediately pressed himself down.

Li Jiancheng knelt down on him condescendingly, raised the corners of his mouth and smiled, "You've been with me for so long... don't you see it?"

"I can't see... what?" Li Shimin didn't know how to respond.

Li Jiancheng chuckled lightly, bowed his body by his ear, and the moist breath gushed out along with the words.

"If I didn't have you in my heart, how could I allow you to be so presumptuous?" After saying that, he bent down and kissed him slowly but without hesitation.

The touch on the lips made Li Shimin's mind blank for a moment, and then it was filled to the point of overflowing.In fact, the matter is only so simple, so why bother to try so hard before?

He clasped the other's neck with his backhand, and responded vigorously, so happy that flowers were about to bloom.

However, after he was ready to fight for the second round, Li Jiancheng suddenly stopped moving.Li Shimin opened his eyes and saw that he was looking down at his chest, and asked after a while: "What is this?"

Li Shimin followed his gaze, and vaguely saw a red dot there.

"I haven't bitten here just now," Li Jiancheng narrowed his eyes, and a cold light flashed in his eyes, "What is this?"

"Brother, I didn't, I didn't..." With an ominous premonition, Li Shimin panicked, and hurriedly said, "This, this is..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was kicked to the ground.

Li Jiancheng sat aside wrapped in a robe, and raised his voice expressionlessly: "Come here!" As soon as his voice fell, a group of guards rushed in aggressively.

"Please get the emperor's brother out!" Li Jiancheng waved his hand with a black face, and Li Shimin was immediately framed up in a hurry.

"Brother, listen to my explanation, this is..."

Li Jiancheng burst out with veins on his forehead, and turned his back, "Cover your mouth and drag me out!"

"Brother... um..."

Then, the majestic emperor's younger brother was thrown outside the palace gate in disheveled clothes...

So that night, Li Shimin's heart-piercing shouts echoed outside the Tai Chi Hall.

"Brother!!! That's a mosquito bite!!!"

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The author has something to say: Thank you everyone for tolerating my innately flawed ability to be funny... So this is the end of the main text and extra episodes.

When I was coding, I filled in a lyrics on a whim, and let it be released as a conclusion.If any girl who can sing is willing to sing it, please feel free, and don’t forget to listen to me after singing~

"Prosperous Tang Dynasty"

Song: JJ Lin "Cao Cao"

Word: Upstairs at dusk

Holding the sword, Xizhou leans on the Majiang Tower

Who will be immortal after Chang'an remains the same for thousands of years?

The sun, the moon, and the stars were in our hands, and the spirits were in our mouths

The country once waited to be harvested, the prosperity once waited to stay

Conspiracy and scheming make it difficult to block the enemy with a sword

In troubled times, the iron horse trampled on Kyushu, who would reprimand Fang Qiu?

At the end of the wolf smoke, whoever has great ambitions is hard to pay, and it is hard to rest

Famous flower piles in the prosperous Tang Dynasty

Danqing is like dirt, blood is stained with old love affairs, looking back, it has been a thousand years

So... goodbye bird in the next article~(≥w≤)/