Rebirth Alien Conquest

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Elalado Stars: 【Ah!It's the terrible Osa, how could they come to this remote country, if they kill all the useless earthlings, how can we slowly taste the taste of fresh blood! 】

Ai Lumeixing people: 【Is this vicious ghost screaming from the Osa people? They are crying and howling like ghosts in the middle of the night. Baby, be good, don’t be afraid. I’ll breastfeed you. It’s the out-of-print Sanlu milk powder that I just bought from Taobao. It’s delicious, Bobo~]

Emidot Starman: [It's over, it's the unreasonable Osa, these barbaric and warlike races are here to destroy the earth again, is it easy to find an environmentally friendly planet that doesn't have to fight every day and live in peace!Lord Jesus, you must bless us Hermidot. Although we are aliens, our devout belief in you is absolutely sincere. 】

Berubo Stars: [It’s none of your business to hang up, just call it out, we Berubos don’t care about this, we only care about the art invented by the magical earthlings... Wait, it’s not a matter Have you hung up high? >o<Wow, I can say such philosophical words! 】

Mayan Starman: [Um...huh?Uh-huh?It's too windy, I can't hear—! ! 】

This is a magical and complex planet, not as humans imagined.

Warlike aliens, bloodthirsty aliens, law-abiding aliens, aliens who simply like the comfort of the earth and believe in the earth's religion, cute aliens who appreciate human art, and aliens with dull ears, All kinds of aliens, maintaining a wonderful balance, mixed and coexisted on this narrow planet.

And the only ones who don't know anything about it are the aborigines - the earthlings.

The unique angry roar penetrated the earth's atmosphere and directly impacted the Osa battleship parked in the vast sea of ​​stars. The stationary warship had a large position shift.

Riverat: [Oops...]

Jill: [Oops...]

Riverrat: [I have a hunch that our wages will not be guaranteed. 】

Jill, pitiful: [Captain, can you stop saying such horrible things with a blank face, it’s too scary. 】

Riverat, maddened: [Hurry up and stop attacking meteorites!If I get deducted from my wages by that devil again, I can go directly to retire to drink the Northwest Wind!This damned capricious Highness didn't even notify me when he ran to Earth! 】

The Osa battleship finally stopped attacking the surrounding flying meteorites, and the meteorite rain scattered on the earth's surface stopped decisively after a few minutes.

After a little damage, the earth has finally returned to peace.

Yousuo still maintained the original form of the black cat. He picked up the fainted Gu Xingchen on the ground, carried it on his back, and carefully jumped onto the roof of the city government building while keeping his balance. The stars flew decisively in one direction.

When Gu Xingchen woke up, he was at his own home, and the whole family was there, with moist and hot eyes surrounding him.

What's the matter, why do you look at him like this, and what's the matter with this sympathetic look? >-

Dad Gu, with tears in his eyes: "Son, Dad wrongly blamed you. I didn't expect that what you said was true. So there really are aliens."

Gu's mother was extremely distressed: "Son, after you marry Ossa, you must remember to write to us often. Mom will miss you. Woohoo, mom really misses you. You are so weak, you will definitely miss you." Bully people."

Gu Cuican thumped the table: "Brother, how could you marry earlier than me? I haven't even married yet. How can you do this? I want to break up with you."

Gu Xingchen: >.<? ?What the hell is going on!

It turned out that Yusuo had already found Gu Xingchen's home by virtue of his breath last night. When Gu Xingchen's family collectively pretended to be dead and Yusuo was deeply troubled, Riverat's flying ship arrived in time, and the galaxy that Riverat carried with him The network device has a translation function, so it successfully negotiated an agreement with Gu Xingchen's parents for five seconds.

The content of the negotiation is as follows:

Riverat: "Our Highness has taken a fancy to your son, and if you want to live, hand him over."

The entire Gu Xingchen family froze for five seconds, and then bowed in unison: "Our Xingchen is entrusted to you!"

Gu Xingchen: >_<, how can you do this—!

"My dear son, although that highness looks a little different, he is still considered a good-looking cat. Look at Xiaomi (the lazy cat raised by Gu Xingchen), it only knows how to eat and sleep all day long, but that highness can use his tail The person holding the teacup and tasting the tea elegantly looks like a real person, so interesting, it shows that he is smarter than you, and he is the king of a country, so it’s a pity not to pick up such a cheap price, BaLaBaLaBaLa..." Gu Ma was afraid of her family The son refused to agree and had already started lobbying.

"But I'm a man." Gu Xingchen wanted to cry but had no tears.

And that His Highness is a beast no matter how you look at it, it is really a beast, a beast!He doesn't want to be xxooed by the beast——!

Gu's mother disagreed: "What's wrong with the boy! My son is so beautiful, even a girl can't compare to it. Who dares to say that my son is not good-looking? I will fight him first!"

When she got excited, she already got off topic.

These words hit Gu Cuichan's sore spot, she shrank to the corner and drew a circle: I am not as good as a man, I am not as good as a man, I am not as good as a man, I am not as good as a man...

Gu Xingchen was embarrassed, hesitating whether to go up to persuade his sister who couldn't let go.

"Son, don't worry, the Osa king said, 'All races except their Osa are regarded as females', don't mention how domineering he said, it is the same for him whether he is a man or a woman , in short, if you don’t want to marry Osa Wang, you should make mental preparations as soon as possible, and you have to behave well when they come to pick you up, we don’t accept returns!”

Gu Xingchen fell down again.

"Also, King Osa gave our family such a big gift for the first time. It would be embarrassing if we disagree."

"What gift?" Has it already been accepted? !

Father Gu, who hadn't interrupted all this time, finally coughed. He pointed to the super cool and advanced hovercraft parked in the sky outside the window, and said with emotion: "I never expected to meet such a generous space-level golden turtle in my lifetime. This aircraft is really good." , It’s a pity to give it to us. Today, the national leader called and asked me if I could lend it to a national scientific research institution for research. It turns out that this thing is so powerful.”

He took out an aircraft driving manual that was thicker than a Chinese dictionary, "This manual is really thick, and I planned to drive it to buy groceries, but it seems to be a bit difficult to drive, I have to study it carefully."

Gu Xingchen: "T^T How can you accept other people's things casually!!"

2012 AD, March 12.

Twelve o'clock noon.

Earth is occupied by the Ossa.Oddly enough, the Ossa took a very gentle approach to occupation.It's not so much an occupation, it's better to say that the Osa people chose to coexist peacefully with the people on Earth.

As a representative of many extraterrestrial races in the Milky Way, King Ossa read out a declaration of occupation, in front of many earth TV media, Internet media, Ossa star exclusive media, the Milky Way network live media, and the earth voted Representative Pan Moumou signed a barely fair coexistence agreement (if it’s not fair, don’t dare not sign it), adding the most exciting and most controversial stroke to the history of the earth in this century.

Strange aircraft from various planets gradually spread under the sky of the blue planet, and the mysterious alien races that were hidden before began to slowly come under the sight of human beings, and coexist peacefully with human beings in a way that does not harm human beings. (Of course excluding a small number of extreme terrorists, such as Elalado's BT)

The author has something to say: Here is a cute picture, it is said that the cat is full of natural stupidity, is it purple or not?

In addition, let’s talk about the appearance after attacking and transforming. In fact, it should be a cat, but after the cat becomes huge, it is actually no different from a leopard, so it looks like a wild beast~~~ More than that!

5. The Earth Is Captured II...

On the same day, the Gregorian calendar was renamed the Earth calendar, and the Earth was renamed planet LH489.

The new calendar was distributed by the United Earth Government according to the population obligation, and Gu Xingchen’s family also received four copies. Seeing the very familiar new calendar, Gu Xingchen was surprised at first, and then saw the four-pointed star logo of the Ossa people on the calendar. He exhaled a breath when there was one more blue planet logo.

The original earth calendar did not have the earth symbol, which means that human beings do not have any status. Now the earth calendar is added with the earth, which means that history has changed.

Can it be done without perishing?Can you not die?Can their whole family continue to be happy?Gu Xingchen happily sat in front of the TV and giggled that such a good thing happened.

The naturally dull Gu Xingchen is a person who is easily satisfied.

The rebroadcast news of the signing of the agreement between Osa King and Pan Moumou is being played on the half-old LCD TV of thirty inches. The Osa King in it maintains the form of human intelligence, with a tall and healthy figure wearing black and neat clothes exclusive to the Osa royal family. In the ceremonial clothes, there was a custom-made red cape of a strange material on the shoulders. The black and red contrasted sharply, making the tall King Osa look very handsome.

Gu Xingchen blushed, picked up the remote control and hurriedly changed to other channels.

Almost every TV station is rebroadcasting this video, over and over again, back and forth, forward and backward, picking key scenes and adding explanations to the detailed broadcast, reviewing the broadcast in a flashback manner, Gu Xingchen pressed After a long time, the picture almost remained unchanged.

Gu Xingchen knocked his head on the table depressedly, "Why is it more exaggerated than the news broadcast, without such..."

After being poisoned for a whole day, the TV finally returned to normal, and various channels resumed operation.