Rebirth Alien Conquest

No less than five times, finally she turned her head and asked earnestly: "What about Black Elvis, why are you always talking about how majestic you are, how brave you are, how you use your wisdom to defeat the enemy, where is the black Elvis who is the protagonist? "

Comrade Gu Xingchen was slightly taken aback, scratched his head and smiled shyly:

"Sorry >_<, I forgot about him—"

Gu Cuican successfully tore the draft outline in his hand in half.

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Gu Xingchen became popular on the Internet.

The video of "Song of the End Times" broke through the sky overnight. Websites, forums, and post bars all reprinted and posted this two-minute singing video, making this playful impromptu song instantly popular on the Internet.

In less than 24 hours after the video was released, "Song of the End Times" has already ranked No.1 in the hit list of online songs, the list of most popular online songs and the list of song cover songs, successfully crushing the network divine song " Garlic Song".And Gu Xingchen, as the singer of "Song of the End of the World", also became popular overnight, becoming the fastest rising idol of the new generation of Internet in history.Because Gu Xingchen was wearing a pink rabbit costume in the video, netizens affectionately called him "the cute rabbit in the last days".

Gu Xingchen, who was already popular on the Internet and was about to turn purple, was tossing and revising the outline of "Black Elvis" at home, but he didn't know anything about it. In the end, Gu Cuichan, who had to check the information online due to work needs, accidentally discovered it and called to tell him He, he didn't realize that he was popular.

What's the first thing you do when you become popular?

Comrade Gu Xingchen's choice is - to show off.

The unknown little citizen finally became popular, the first thing of course is to show off, Gu Xingchen almost didn't even think about it, he climbed on the penguin immediately, and went to the group to enjoy everyone's admiration for him.

The group was very lively, everyone was discussing him, and some clamored to get to know him.Gu Xingchen only felt a wave of hot air spreading from his limbs and then reaching his brain. His whole body was extremely comfortable. If he had to use one word to describe this feeling, it would be—cool.

Gu Xingchen looked at it happily for a while, and joined the discussion meeting. He quickly typed a line of words, and pressed the Enter key to send it:

"The deity is here, line up at the speed you want to know me, don't jump in line >o<"

Song Hao and others: "T_T hey hey hey, we know."

Gu Xingchen: "=.=Hmph"

Not being believed by everyone, Gu Xingchen was not annoyed, he cheerfully followed Song Hao and the others to discuss and mess up, and still had a good time.

After the aliens captured the earth, although the Internet level of the earth has been greatly improved, it still only accounts for a small part of life.The fact that the Internet cannot replace reality is the same as that the mistress cannot replace the wife. This is an unchanging law. It is wonderful, but it cannot become the essence of life.

So although Gu Xingchen became popular on the Internet, in reality he is still an unknown petty citizen (mainly because he is too housebound and hardly ever goes out, so even if others want to recognize him, he has no chance).The Gu family, who lived with Gu Xingchen all day, found it incredible that Gu Xingchen became popular, but they were only surprised.Whether Gu Xingchen became popular or not, it was more practical for them to discuss what to eat at night.So Gu Xingchen's "popularity" is actually completely meaningless.

On the contrary, Song Mushan called several times, saying that he had a friend who was a director, and asked Gu Xingchen if he wanted to make his debut, and he could praise him vigorously. Gu Xingchen liked to stay at home and was too lazy to go out, so he simply refused.

On the day when "Song of the End Times" became popular on the Internet, mainstream media magazines in reality reported another important event.

Queen Bisca, known as the mermaid of the galaxy, arrived on the earth in a spaceship on this day, and went to meet the king of Donido—Roy? De Carmelis? Donido.

The reunion of the two kings is already a grand occasion, not to mention the two most influential alien races in the galaxy other than Osa, the major galactic media and earth media are competing to broadcast reports.

The Gu Xingchen family sat in front of the TV again, having lunch and watching TV.

The Galaxy Discovery Channel, which the Gu family liked before, has been banned because the host’s remarks involved sensitive issues (the two hosts, Shuanghuang and Osa, said they were extinct). Now the Gu family has no choice but to change the channel and switch to the current Galaxy News Channel.

At this time, the sensational news of "The Gathering of Two Kings" was being broadcast on TV.

Gu Cuican stared at the TV in a nympho: "This Donido king is really handsome. His hair is actually silver, and it's longer than mine, and it looks so smooth."

Gu Ma, nodded in agreement: "I guess I used Rejoice, I will go to the supermarket to prepare this for our family later."

Women see handsome men.

Gu Xingchen ate the "Quanjude" roast duck sent by You Suo Tuo Jier, his mouth and hands were covered with oil, he sent a piece of duck leg meat to Dad Gu's bowl: "Dad, you eat this."

Dad Gu: "Good son." He also sandwiched a piece of tender and juicy duck meat, dipped it in sauce and put it in his son's mouth. "You should eat more too, because you look thin."

In the eyes of a man... he sees food.

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In the universe, there are customary and inviolable regulations, referred to as the universe regulations.The cosmic regulations are the mandatory laws and rigid regulations formulated by the Cosmic Alliance and all galaxies must abide by.It has maintained the peace of the universe to a great extent and restrained dangerous warlike races who like to fight for no reason. (Warrior races are a headache for the whole universe)

Under such cosmic regulations, hostile forces such as Osa and Donido have gradually formed a complex coexistence mode that includes both fighting and economic exchanges.

And Biska, as the most influential race in the galaxy after Osa and Donido, plus only female members of the race, has maintained a good relationship with Orsa, who has only male members, and Donido, who has mostly male members. friendly exchanges with each other.If we speak in the language of the earth, it is the so-called friendly state.

Queen Biska rejected King Donido's lunch invitation, and came to the Osa battleship where King Osa was located with her female subordinate and good sister Aisha.

Yusso, who was wearing a white earth shirt and black trousers, sat casually by the large window in mid-air, with his back against the wall and his face facing the warm winter sun outside.

Under the light white warm light beam, the black tail swayed slightly, and the casual man with black messy hair lowered his head and seriously flipped through a book of colorful earth cookbooks.

Queen Biska was dressed in a light blue dress, and after stepping through the door, she stopped quietly, her beautiful jade face was warmed up, and a faint smile spread on her face.

Aisha, who was traveling with her, turned slightly to Elle's ear, lowered her voice and said with a smirk: "King Osa is quite handsome like this, hee hee, should the queen go by herself or should I call him for you?"

Ai Lujing looked at You Suo under the white beam, and shook her head slightly: "I'll go by myself."

Hearing footsteps below, Yusuo raised his head and saw that it was Queen Biska who was coming. He jumped out of the window with a smile and landed firmly on the ground: "It's Elle, when did you come to Earth?"

Aisha, who was standing beside Elle, bowed to Yosso and saluted.Yossarian nodded.

Ai Lu: "I've just arrived." After a pause, she walked to Yusuo, her beautiful eyes lowered, she glanced at the book on Earth in his hand, and said slowly, "How about eating together later. "

Yusso patted the wrinkled earth material pants, raised his head and said with a smile, "No."

"why?"

"Because I'm getting married." It seemed that Yusuo was in a good mood, with a smile on his face, and he continued to look through the recipes in his hand with great interest.

Elle: "..."

"I will only eat with him in the future, so sorry, you should go by yourself."

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Coming out of the Osa ship, Aisha was very upset for the Queen: "Queen, what's so good about this kind of man? What's the point of having a meal together? You didn't go when King Donido invited you. Queen, you invite him instead." He still refused, and he didn't give any face. It's really annoying. According to me, King Donido is better. At least he is more handsome than King Osa, and he is more polite than King Osa, so he is not as casual as him... ..."

Ai Lu interrupted her slightly angrily: "Aisha!"

Aisha felt wronged, "Queen..."

Ai Lu looked up at the tall and straight figure in the midair with a layer of reflection, and turned around lightly: "Let's go."

The queen had already left. Although Aisha still felt unwilling, she could only stamp her feet and quickly followed.

The author has something to say: If I say I want to be on the list, will you guys support me~~o(>_<)o~~, I am ashamed to ask for a message if I am so slow, the difference in points is actually not much, It's just that we can throw a few more flowers in the past few days.

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20. Sudden estrus/estrus period...

In the early morning of December 2012, 12 AD.

The earth was suddenly attacked by cruel alien races. The icy aircraft covered the entire sky and brought black cat-shaped invaders. People ran for their lives in a hurry. Facing the overwhelming and terrifying fighting power, the earth's army had no room to fight back. Therefore, the people on earth had to welcome the arrival of the new ruler...

The above is the outline of "Black Elvis" revised by Gu Xingchen. (It's still the same cheating——)

Gu Cuican, who was invited to be a plot consultant, carefully read the outline back and forth no less than five times, and nodded thoughtfully: "This time there is a Black Elvis. If I guess correctly, the new ruler It must be him." Looking down for a while, he turned his head, with a black line on his face: "But can you tell me why Black Elvis looks like a bad guy?" No matter how you look at it, he is a big villain!

Gu Xingchen was taken aback again, scratched his head and smiled shyly:

"Don't tell me I didn't find out >o<"

The nerves on Gu Cuican's face twitched violently, tearing the outline in half again.

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still the galaxy