Emperor made a pair

The road was really boring as Yun Tian expected.He was so bored that he was about to grow mushrooms.

The desert is full of yellow sand, stretching as far as the eye can see.The wedding procession walked among them, looking from a distance like a long line moving slowly.

In such a hot and dry place, even the parrot looks weak, squatting on Yuntian's shoulder and shouting loudly: "Karr... auspicious...everything is safe... karma..."

Yun Tian leaned against the corner and said dying, "Call out again, and I'll eat you for dinner later, it just so happens that I haven't eaten meat for a long time."

The parrot was silent.

Yun Tian found out that this beast is very human, so he couldn't help being interested.

"What's the point of talking about this all the time, I'll teach you something else! Come on, read to me, Fake Squid──"

"Fack squid──"

Yun Tian happily thumped the table: "Yes! That's it, keep going~"

The parrot was encouraged and welcomed more and more: "Fake Squid──Fake Squid──"

The guard outside the carriage heard it and asked curiously, "What did the princess's bird call?"

Yan Si said indifferently: "Who knows, a strange person raises abnormal birds."

"I think the concubine is quite kind... she looks good too, she seems to be a bit prettier than Miss Zhong."

"He is only 16 years old, he still looks like a teenager, and in a few years he will become a tall man, how can he compare with Miss Zhong?"

The guard thought for a while, and agreed: "That's right, a woman is a woman after all, she is fragrant and soft, and can give you a son and a half, a man... oh..."

Everyone saw Yun Tian with a tangled expression, as if he couldn't accept him as another master of Prince Ning's Mansion.In the minds of these people, the princess should be an official daughter with both talent and beauty. It would be nondescript for a man to be a princess, and it would make King Ning a laughing stock, so everyone really couldn't like Yuntian.

In the past, Yuntian Traveling was popular everywhere, and even received gifts on birthdays, but when did he suffer from such indifferent treatment?

Now he has no one to accompany him when he eats, and no one to accompany him when he wants to chat. It's like living in a cage isolated from the world. Finally, one day, he can't stand it anymore.

──Yun Tian decided to harass Yan Si until the other party spoke. (…)

Yan Si was drinking water with a water bag, when he suddenly heard a sound behind him, then the weird boy poked his head out and shouted: "Yan Si, hero Yan, let's talk to brother!"

"..." Yan Si turned his silent back.

"Your name is Yan Si? Do you have a famous name?"

Yan Si continued to ignore him.

Yun Tian continued his efforts: "No big name? Do you want me to name you one?"

Yan Si finally couldn't bear it and said: "No need, Princess, please go back to the carriage, it's windy and dusty outside."

Yun Tian stuck his head back for two seconds, then poked it out again, and said: "Yan Si, I want to change with you, you take a carriage, can I ride a horse?"

Yan Si said resolutely: "No, the princess is precious, so there is no room for any mistakes."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yun Tian jumped out of the carriage, rolled on the ground neatly, and ran towards him.

Yan Si hurriedly ordered the team to stop, looked back at Yuntian, and said angrily: "Young Master Zhonghuang, please don't bring these unnecessary troubles to everyone!"

Yun Tian put on a smiling face: "Don't, Daxia Yan, don't be angry, when I was a child, I climbed and rolled on the mountain, I haven't seen anything before..."

"Master Zhonghuang, don't joke, you are a prince, how could you do such things!"

"I really want to ride a horse. It's hot and stuffy in the carriage. It's almost suffocating. Let's change it." Yuntian used to be from a well-to-do family. He went to the horse farm with his father several times during holidays, although he couldn't control it as he wanted. It's nothing more than a flat road.

Yan Si looked at the child's earnest expression, and finally compromised: "If the princess doesn't mind riding with her subordinates, then come up."

Yun Tian nodded quickly, grabbed the rein and jumped up, wrapped his arms around Yan Si's waist, and sighed: "Hero Yan, your waist is so strong!"

"..." Yan Si was really speechless to this guy, "Let's go!"

After walking like this for half a month, the wedding procession passed Dayu Mountain at the junction of the two countries.

After descending the mountain is the official road of Longteng. The road in front of you is flat, and there are merchants' post stations everywhere along the road. The fields are full of green trees and flowers, the scenery is beautiful, and there is an endless stream of pedestrians.Although there is still a long distance from the capital city, the prosperous atmosphere of a big country can already be clearly felt.

It was summer now, and the sun was scorching hot at noon. Seeing that the servants and accompanying soldiers in the team were very tired, Yan Si proposed to find a post station to rest first.

Although Yuntian was much more comfortable in the carriage than they were, he was a modern person after all, and he had never experienced this kind of suffering. , Serve each of us a bowl of noodles!"

Yan Si shook his head in displeasure, feeling that Yuntian spoke and acted like a street rascal, without the slightest noble temperament of royal family background, compared with Zhao Haiqing, he was really a heaven and earth, and couldn't help feeling deeply sorry for Zhao Haiqing .

Yuntian gulped down two bowls of tea, took the rice bowl with a smile on his face, and began to eat noodles, but the others didn't sit down when they saw this, but stood beside Yuntian and watched him eat.

After taking a few mouthfuls, Yun Tian noticed something was wrong, and asked suspiciously, "Why don't you all sit down?"

Yan Si said indifferently: "The master is at the table, and the servants are naturally not allowed to sit down. Princess, please use it slowly, we will eat later."

"..." After he said this, Yun Tian couldn't bear it anymore, "But you are all watching, I feel awkward."

As soon as Yun Tian finished speaking, everyone turned around in unison.

"..." Yun Tian said speechlessly, "I mean you all sit down and eat too! Who told you to turn around!"

Yan Si looked at him unexpectedly, thought for a moment, arranged for everyone to sit down, and ordered the store to add more tea and rice.

Only then did Yun Tian gain appetite, "Well, they are all the same people, there is no reason for you to watch me eat, come, come, everyone, don't be restrained, use your chopsticks!"

There was a murmur of discussion among the crowd, and from time to time some people peeped at him, as if they felt that the princess was acting eclectic, and the eyes they looked at him softened a lot.

Sitting next to Yuntian, Yan Si watched Yuntian eat two big bowls of noodles in a row, and couldn't help but said: "Princess Wangfei has a lot of appetite... Be careful."

Yun Tian burped: "I said Brother Yan, we are so familiar, you can call me by my name from now on, why is the princess coming here, it's awkward."

Yan Si said solemnly: "The superiority and inferiority are orderly, and the subordinates dare not break the rules."

Yun Tian curled his lips, knowing that he was a sticky lump of wood, so he had no choice but to let him go, anyway, he got used to it after listening to it, and being called a princess would not lose a piece of meat.

After the team set off again, Yuntian called Yan Si to drink tea in the carriage. Yan Si refused to go in before, thinking that it would be rude to do so, but Yuntian insisted on having two drinks with him. In the end, Yan Si had no choice but to promise him at most Only sit for half an hour.

"Yan Si, how many days will we be there?"

"In about five days, the prince will personally meet the princess at the gate of the city."

Yun Tian casually said "Oh", added a cup of tea to Yan Si, and asked again: "Is your prince good-tempered? Will you beat and scold others?"

Hearing this, Yan Si frowned fiercely! "My lord is an upright gentleman, how could he do such a reckless thing!"

Yun Tian was taken aback by his sudden change of attitude, and said cautiously: "Oh, sorry, I didn't know he was your idol."

Yan Si hummed: "Idol? What is that?"

"Uh...the person you admire and like, and sometimes imitate and learn from the other person, that person is your idol."

Yan Si thought of how he grew up with Zhao Haiqing, and couldn't help being slightly stunned: "...Yes, the prince is my idol."

Yun Tian said in a serious manner: "Well, when we see idols over there, we will always ask for autographs. You can also ask your prince for one later, so that you can get his blessing."

Yan Si nodded, and then asked, "Does the princess have an idol?"

Yun Tian said very humbly: "My concubine...cough cough, my son's idol is me."

Yan Si: "..."

The team walked for another three days, and everyone was resting in a hotel, when suddenly there was a sound of horseshoes in the distance.Yun Tian looked up, and found that the man on the horse was a burly man, looking like a mountain from a distance.

He rushed over rumblingly, pulled the rein in front of the hotel, the tall horse neighed, raised its front hooves and stopped.

The big man jumped, and when he landed, Yuntian felt that the ground trembled a few times.

He strode into the store, and when he saw Yan Sihou, he cupped his fists and smiled: "Brother Yan, you have worked so hard, I will leave the rest to my brother."

Yun Tian's hand holding the chopsticks froze, Feng Zhong thought messily: No way?Could it be that this person is General Xiaoqi? !The handsome man said that he was taller and stronger than ordinary people, but this is too tall and strong, right? !It's like growing up eating Jinkela, you bastard!

The big man walked straight over, facing Yuntian, like an eagle looking down on the little chicken, with a disdainful look.

Yun Tian was thinking about what to say when the husband and wife met for the first time, the big man bent over and made a bow, and reported his family name: "I...cough, I'm in Wei Zhenshan, the deputy general of the Longteng Shence Army, and I met...Princess Ning."

He spoke awkwardly, and Yuntian listened awkwardly, the two looked at each other awkwardly, Yuntian said: "Cough... If Vice General Wei doesn't mind, just call me by my name."

Wei Zhenshan poked his neck and said, "Princess concubine's boudoir name...how could I be the one to call it that?"

Yun Tian almost choked on his own saliva.

The rest of the people all looked like they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Yan Si's iceberg face also showed a smile once in a thousand years: "Brother Wei, you are tired, let's go on the road after drinking a bowl of wine."

Wei Zhenshan sat down next to Yan Si, looked at Yuntian opposite, and said, "What is the age of the princess?"

The beef with the tip of Yuntian's chopsticks fell on the table, collapsed and covered his face.

Yan Sidao: "...Brother Wei, don't do this."

"What's the matter? My old Wei is a rough man and can't speak. You have known me for so many years and still don't understand me?"

Yun Tian patted the table: "I'm a man! It's fine to call me Wangfei, don't talk like a woman! If you are a rough person, say it in a rough way, I don't mind!"

"Hey──" Wei Zhenshan said with great interest, "I'll call you Brother Yuntian, would you like it?"

Yun Tian said: "Why don't you want to? You are older than me, shouldn't you call me brother?"

Wei Zhenshan's expression suddenly turned serious, he squinted his eyes and approached Yuntian, grinning and said: "It's a pity that you are willing to be my younger brother, but I don't want to be the son of the defeated king of Fengxiang! Zhonghuang Yuntian, don't think that marrying into Prince Ning's mansion means flying on a branch , don’t forget your identity!”

Yan Si frowned and shouted: "Brother Wei!"

"Ha, if it wasn't for him, it would be Miss Zhong who is sitting on the princess seat now! He's such a hairless brat, why should I be so humble to him?"

"Young Master Zhonghuang is the main wife of the prince. You are disrespecting the prince by doing this."

Wei Zhenshan sneered and said, "Wife? Brother Yan, it's only been a few days, and you recognize this general's wife?"

Yun Tian leisurely ate a piece of beef, chewed and swallowed it slowly, and drank half a bowl of wine in a big gulp, then said calmly, "Did Vice General Wei make a mistake?"

Wei Zhenshan and Yan Si stopped arguing and looked at Yuntian.

"You can't understand me, really, but I didn't come here voluntarily. You can scold me, but don't threaten me. I hate others like this. If you really don't like me, find a way Advise your prince to divorce his wife, let's go our separate ways, although I, Zhonghuang Yuntian, have no skills, I am not short of your family's food."

After he finished speaking, he stood up, patted his clothes, walked out of the shop without looking back, and got into the carriage.

Yan Si sighed, and said: "I ignored him all the way. He ate dry food and drank cold water like a servant, but I never saw him complain. The emperor's heart is not bad, why should Brother Wei..."

Wei Zhenshan felt a little bit regretful, and also felt that being bully the weak was not very honorable: "I don't know about these things, so I won't fight him because of his old selfishness... Aren't I complaining for the sake of the prince!"

"This incident was not caused by the Emperor. Brother Wei should understand the truth that the wrong has a head and a debt has a owner."

"All right, all right, you're always reasonable, at worst, I'll walk around when I meet him in the future, if you don't see him, you're pure!"

"That's fine, the palace is not peaceful anymore, don't let the prince worry about these trivial matters."

Wei Zhenshan finished drinking, looked at Yan Si, and suddenly smacked his lips and said: "I think you look like a princess, and you think about everything for the prince!" Marrying, marrying two is also marrying, just persuade him to accept you too!"

Yan Si frowned and said angrily: "What are you talking about, brother Wei, let's go on the road after drinking, the prince is still waiting in the mansion."

He walked out quickly, trying to hide the scorching temperature and inexplicable embarrassment on his face, leaving Wei Zhenshan laughing loudly behind him.

Yun Tian was sitting in the car in a daze when he suddenly saw Yan Si lift the curtain of the car and handed in a plate of candied fruit and soft crisps.

He took the plate, scratched his hair and said, "Brother Yan, thank you for speaking for me just now."

Yan Si shook his head: "I didn't do anything. Vice General Wei is outspoken, and his speech will inevitably be unpleasant, but he is not a mean person. I hope that the Emperor will not care about him."

"How can I care about these things, besides, he is also focused on the main thing, it is understandable and forgivable."

"In this way, I can rest assured that the prince of Zhonghuang is indeed a generous person. His subordinates have been negligent before, so I will apologize to you here."

"Hey, brother Yan, it's meaningless for you to say that. No one is born to do something for someone, and you don't owe me anything. Don't feel sorry for me."

Yan Si bent the corners of his mouth: "Although your words are unreasonable...but it makes people feel very comfortable."

Yun Tian laughed dryly──Please, the times are different, it’s not that I’m out of the mainstream, brother!