Phoenix test the world
Chapter 1 In the Appreciation Courtyard
"Xiaodie, Xiaodie, how are you?" Liu Wenfeng heard a slightly soft voice as soon as he opened his eyes.
Fluttershy?Who is it?Liu Wenfeng's brain is in the showy stage.
Ah, but this one in front of me is a beautiful woman.
"Xiaodie, why are you so stupid? Why are you committing suicide?" The beauty's eyes were red, obviously she had just cried.
Well, this sister is not bad, pear blossoms are crying like rain, but who committed suicide?If he died, he would have nothing left. Like Liu Wenfeng, even if he was killed, he would not seek short-sightedness.
Why?Wait, didn't I fall off the stairs just now? Didn't they think it was suicide, no? It wasn't because the school's conditions were so poor that he accidentally fell off the sixth floor while collecting his clothes.But he seems to remember that when he fell, he obviously dragged an unlucky guy with him.
Liu Wenfeng turned his head around a little bit and remembered something, so he immediately wanted to clarify, and turned his head slightly to face the beautiful woman, "Sister beautiful nurse, I didn't commit suicide, it was a mistake."
The beauty looked at her incredulously, "Xiaodie, you..."
"My name is not Xiaodie, I am Liu Wenfeng, don't call me wrong again." Liu Wenfeng frowned, it is really a very rustic and feminine name.
The beauty looked at Liu Wenfeng in shock, her long eyelashes trembling, as if she couldn't believe it.
Liu Wenfeng ignored the beauty's shock and continued, "Nurse sister, your hospital is so special, and you even do cosplay. You look good in ancient costumes. In fact, I want to try wearing them. Ancient men's costumes are so handsome. , Bai Yi Shengxue is really suitable for me, don’t tell me, I’m so lucky that I won’t die if I fall from the sixth floor.”
"You are Liu Wenfeng? Are you Liu Wenfeng?" the beauty asked in a trembling voice, and began to shake Liu Wenfeng's shoulders.
"Yeah, why, beauty, you know me?" Liu Wenfeng felt complacent, it turned out that Liu Wenfeng was so famous that even the beautiful nurses in the hospital knew him.
Before he was finished, he got a chestnut on his forehead, which of course was rewarded by the beauty.
"What about a beautiful woman, I'm Ouyang." The beauty stopped crying, and lifted up her skirt without image, put her legs on the table, then bought a cup of tea for herself, and drank it leisurely.
"Ouyang? I must be dreaming?" Liu Wenfeng began to hypnotize himself. His roommate Ouyang is a man, not the beauty in front of him.
"Don't hypnotize yourself anymore, I am Ouyang, we have come to this space together." Ouyang stood up and walked to Liu Wenfeng's bed, helping him to sit up.
"Haha, Ouyang, why did you become like this? Haha, I'm dying of laughter." Liu Wenfeng ignored what Ouyang Yu said and came to this space, first started to laugh at Ouyang Yu.
"Laughing fart, you are not much better yourself, and which eye of yours can tell that I am a woman, can I still be a pure man?" Ouyang gave Liu Wenfeng a white look, this bad friend will never have Brain, silly.
"Huh? Not a woman? So beautiful?" Liu Wenfeng was stunned, reached out to touch Ouyang in disbelief, and then retracted his hand. Needless to say, he touched something that he had and Ouyang also had.
"Cut, it's a waste, it's so good-looking." Liu Wenfeng complained muttering, thinking it was luck, but it turned out to be his best friend.
"Take care of yourself first." As he spoke, Ouyang Yu took a bronze mirror and handed it to Liu Wenfeng. Liu Wenfeng took the bronze mirror, and the face of a beautiful woman with a country and a city was immediately printed on it, even though it was a man. .
"Wow, so beautiful, is this me? Is it me? Huh? Ouyang, look quickly, it's so beautiful." Liu Wenfeng was very satisfied with her appearance, and immediately yelled.Ouyang Yu gave him a slap impatiently, and always despised him.
"Please, that's the face of someone named Xiaodie, okay? Why are you so excited?" One of Ouyang Yu's favorite things to do is to severely hurt Liu Wenfeng, which was achieved by the two of them in their previous lives. tacit understanding.
Liu Wenfeng rubbed his head, pursed his mouth and looked at Ouyang Yu with grievance.
"I'm happy. Besides, after reading so many time-traveling novels, no matter how stupid I am, I know that this skin will belong to me from now on. Besides, I was not bad in my last life. No matter how you say it, I am also a delicate beauty." Liu Wenfeng kept Complained, but didn't care about Ouyang Yu's increasingly dark complexion.
"Hmph, you still have the guts to mention the previous life, you were the one who dragged me down from the sixth floor, otherwise I wouldn't have come here, what a crappy place, and the eyes of those men make me sick to death." Ouyang Yu said He even shuddered, thinking of that dead fat pig touching him on the way just now, he wanted to kill someone.
When he said this, Liu Wenfeng remembered that he still didn't know where he was.Looking at Ouyang Yu's dark face, he still guessed that it was not a good place.
"Ou, Ouyang, what kind of place is this?" Liu Wenfeng closed his eyes and went all out, at worst, he would be beaten to death by Ouyang.
"Hmph, why don't you ask where? You're the only one who can travel through time. This is a brothel, a brothel! Both of us are celebrities here." Ouyang Yu gritted his teeth and said, wishing he could swallow Liu Wenfeng right now.People also time-travel, but whoever is unlucky with them just transmigrates to a brothel and laughs every day.
Liu Wenfeng heard Ouyang Yu grinding his teeth, he couldn't help swallowing, and repeated what Ouyang Yu said.
"You said it was the Appreciation House?" Liu Wenfeng asked uncertainly.
"Hmph, what do you think, what did I do to lie to you." Ouyang Yu sneered, and shot Liu Wenfeng coldly.
Liu Wenfeng shrank into the bed, deciding not to touch Ouyang Yu's nilin again.Although he and Ouyang didn't care if the other half was male or female, Ouyang Yu was very picky and had a slight obsession with cleanliness. He didn't pounce on him and strangle him to death when he was asked to stay in this kind of place. It's time to burn incense and worship Buddha, how dare you provoke him again.
But Liu Wenfeng finally found out that they are now in the Appreciation Courtyard!A young lady!
Fluttershy?Who is it?Liu Wenfeng's brain is in the showy stage.
Ah, but this one in front of me is a beautiful woman.
"Xiaodie, why are you so stupid? Why are you committing suicide?" The beauty's eyes were red, obviously she had just cried.
Well, this sister is not bad, pear blossoms are crying like rain, but who committed suicide?If he died, he would have nothing left. Like Liu Wenfeng, even if he was killed, he would not seek short-sightedness.
Why?Wait, didn't I fall off the stairs just now? Didn't they think it was suicide, no? It wasn't because the school's conditions were so poor that he accidentally fell off the sixth floor while collecting his clothes.But he seems to remember that when he fell, he obviously dragged an unlucky guy with him.
Liu Wenfeng turned his head around a little bit and remembered something, so he immediately wanted to clarify, and turned his head slightly to face the beautiful woman, "Sister beautiful nurse, I didn't commit suicide, it was a mistake."
The beauty looked at her incredulously, "Xiaodie, you..."
"My name is not Xiaodie, I am Liu Wenfeng, don't call me wrong again." Liu Wenfeng frowned, it is really a very rustic and feminine name.
The beauty looked at Liu Wenfeng in shock, her long eyelashes trembling, as if she couldn't believe it.
Liu Wenfeng ignored the beauty's shock and continued, "Nurse sister, your hospital is so special, and you even do cosplay. You look good in ancient costumes. In fact, I want to try wearing them. Ancient men's costumes are so handsome. , Bai Yi Shengxue is really suitable for me, don’t tell me, I’m so lucky that I won’t die if I fall from the sixth floor.”
"You are Liu Wenfeng? Are you Liu Wenfeng?" the beauty asked in a trembling voice, and began to shake Liu Wenfeng's shoulders.
"Yeah, why, beauty, you know me?" Liu Wenfeng felt complacent, it turned out that Liu Wenfeng was so famous that even the beautiful nurses in the hospital knew him.
Before he was finished, he got a chestnut on his forehead, which of course was rewarded by the beauty.
"What about a beautiful woman, I'm Ouyang." The beauty stopped crying, and lifted up her skirt without image, put her legs on the table, then bought a cup of tea for herself, and drank it leisurely.
"Ouyang? I must be dreaming?" Liu Wenfeng began to hypnotize himself. His roommate Ouyang is a man, not the beauty in front of him.
"Don't hypnotize yourself anymore, I am Ouyang, we have come to this space together." Ouyang stood up and walked to Liu Wenfeng's bed, helping him to sit up.
"Haha, Ouyang, why did you become like this? Haha, I'm dying of laughter." Liu Wenfeng ignored what Ouyang Yu said and came to this space, first started to laugh at Ouyang Yu.
"Laughing fart, you are not much better yourself, and which eye of yours can tell that I am a woman, can I still be a pure man?" Ouyang gave Liu Wenfeng a white look, this bad friend will never have Brain, silly.
"Huh? Not a woman? So beautiful?" Liu Wenfeng was stunned, reached out to touch Ouyang in disbelief, and then retracted his hand. Needless to say, he touched something that he had and Ouyang also had.
"Cut, it's a waste, it's so good-looking." Liu Wenfeng complained muttering, thinking it was luck, but it turned out to be his best friend.
"Take care of yourself first." As he spoke, Ouyang Yu took a bronze mirror and handed it to Liu Wenfeng. Liu Wenfeng took the bronze mirror, and the face of a beautiful woman with a country and a city was immediately printed on it, even though it was a man. .
"Wow, so beautiful, is this me? Is it me? Huh? Ouyang, look quickly, it's so beautiful." Liu Wenfeng was very satisfied with her appearance, and immediately yelled.Ouyang Yu gave him a slap impatiently, and always despised him.
"Please, that's the face of someone named Xiaodie, okay? Why are you so excited?" One of Ouyang Yu's favorite things to do is to severely hurt Liu Wenfeng, which was achieved by the two of them in their previous lives. tacit understanding.
Liu Wenfeng rubbed his head, pursed his mouth and looked at Ouyang Yu with grievance.
"I'm happy. Besides, after reading so many time-traveling novels, no matter how stupid I am, I know that this skin will belong to me from now on. Besides, I was not bad in my last life. No matter how you say it, I am also a delicate beauty." Liu Wenfeng kept Complained, but didn't care about Ouyang Yu's increasingly dark complexion.
"Hmph, you still have the guts to mention the previous life, you were the one who dragged me down from the sixth floor, otherwise I wouldn't have come here, what a crappy place, and the eyes of those men make me sick to death." Ouyang Yu said He even shuddered, thinking of that dead fat pig touching him on the way just now, he wanted to kill someone.
When he said this, Liu Wenfeng remembered that he still didn't know where he was.Looking at Ouyang Yu's dark face, he still guessed that it was not a good place.
"Ou, Ouyang, what kind of place is this?" Liu Wenfeng closed his eyes and went all out, at worst, he would be beaten to death by Ouyang.
"Hmph, why don't you ask where? You're the only one who can travel through time. This is a brothel, a brothel! Both of us are celebrities here." Ouyang Yu gritted his teeth and said, wishing he could swallow Liu Wenfeng right now.People also time-travel, but whoever is unlucky with them just transmigrates to a brothel and laughs every day.
Liu Wenfeng heard Ouyang Yu grinding his teeth, he couldn't help swallowing, and repeated what Ouyang Yu said.
"You said it was the Appreciation House?" Liu Wenfeng asked uncertainly.
"Hmph, what do you think, what did I do to lie to you." Ouyang Yu sneered, and shot Liu Wenfeng coldly.
Liu Wenfeng shrank into the bed, deciding not to touch Ouyang Yu's nilin again.Although he and Ouyang didn't care if the other half was male or female, Ouyang Yu was very picky and had a slight obsession with cleanliness. He didn't pounce on him and strangle him to death when he was asked to stay in this kind of place. It's time to burn incense and worship Buddha, how dare you provoke him again.
But Liu Wenfeng finally found out that they are now in the Appreciation Courtyard!A young lady!
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