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"This... this..." Long Junhao stared at the person in front of him, trembling with anger, and started to circle around like a trapped animal.

Someone looked at him quietly, and asked innocently, "Mushroom staff, are you here to investigate again?"

Long Junhao continued to circle around, finally stopped to look at him, and roared in irritation, "Why did you change back again?!"

Xiaolan brand shiitake mushrooms squatted obediently in the corner, looking at him blankly, "Change back? No, you said that I grow very well last time, how can I change back?"

Long Junhao took a deep breath and turned around again.A certain shiitake mushroom was aggrieved, "Do you want me to change back? It's impossible, I always grow upwards, the bigger I grow, how can I become smaller..."

Long Junhao turned around for a while and finally touched the top of his mushroom, knelt down in front of him, sighed and said earnestly, "But Comrade Xianggu, our mushroom department is now in an unprecedented crisis, and we urgently need your cooperation." ..."

Little Shiitake bit his mushroom finger and thought for a while, then nodded, "Okay, I am happy to contribute to the development of our country's mushroom industry. Tell me, Shiitake staff, what do you need from me?"

Long Junhao pointed at Gu Chen beside him, and smiled slowly, "It's very simple, just let him hit you, do you think it's okay..."

"..." Xiaoxianggu looked at Guchen and then at Long Junhao, and opened his mouth weakly, "Xiaogu staff, can I ask the reason?"

"...No, Comrade Xianggu," Long Junhao said solemnly, "It's not that I don't want to tell you, it's because it's a state secret, and the higher-ups don't let me say it. Can you understand our difficulties?"

Little Shiitake thought about biting his mushroom finger again, then suddenly lowered his voice, "Is the matter so serious? It's all classified as a secret."

"..." Long Junhao nodded appreciatively, "That's right, Comrade Shiitake Mushroom, you are very enlightened and savvy. The construction of our Shiitake Mushroom Department cannot do without talents like you. Next time I have a meeting, I will report to the leader and try to get you Get promoted."

"Really...Really?" Little Shiitake couldn't believe that an ordinary shiitake mushroom would be able to sneak into the government department one day. He felt that his soul was sublimated in an instant, and his voice was shaking with excitement. Shiitake grabbed Long Junhao's wrist, "Good Xianggu staff, I am willing to make sacrifices, not to mention hitting once, I am willing to hit ten times, come on!"

Long Junhao nodded, "Good comrade!" Then silently pulled out his hand to look at Gu Chen, "Okay, it's your turn."

"...Although you came from time travel," Gu Chen stared at him complicatedly for a while, "Your ability to adapt is really not ordinary..."

"Of course." Long Junhao raised his head proudly, "If this king is not smart, he would have been driven crazy by those creatures. He is really crazy, really crazy."

"Okay, I understand." Gu Chen shunned his hair, he knew that this person was too obsessed with the word "crazy", so he hurriedly interrupted his words, rubbed his wrists and walked slowly towards the little mushroom.

Seeing him coming, the little mushroom subconsciously shrinks his neck, but still doesn't move.Gu Chen couldn't help asking with interest, "You know I'm going to beat you, aren't you afraid?"

Little Mushroom nodded weakly, "Scared..."

"Then why don't you run away?"

The little mushroom looked at him strangely, "You are so funny, comrade, how can I move as a mushroom?"

"..."

"Hahaha..." Long Junhao clutched his stomach and began to roll, Xiaoxianggu turned to look at him, "Xiaogu staff, what's wrong with you?"

"I, I, I'm fine, you go on, go on..."

Gu Chen slowly took a breath, thinking calm down, calm down, I am more serious than a psychopath, he rubbed his wrist, thinking that I will definitely beat you to death!

He walked over slowly, raised his palms straight down, and was about to slash, but at this moment, the door was opened with a "click", and the three people in the room looked up, and saw the crack in the open door A head slowly pokes out of it—the head belonging to He Daqin.

A certain animal sneaked its head in, looked around for a week and then landed on Xiaoxianggu. After looking at it for a while, it asked, "... Xiaolan?"

The little mushroom nodded obediently.

He Tianfan breathed a sigh of relief, and walked in slowly, holding a bundle of ropes in his hand, looking very excited, because the wound on his body was still not healed, he walked slowly, but came straight towards the small mushroom.

Long Junhao was silent for a while and said, "Doctor He, you are about to start."

"Nonsense," He Tianfan was very excited, "I finally waited for him to change back, of course I will not let this opportunity pass!"

Long Junhao pointed to Xiaoxiang Mushroom, "You can handle him like this?"

He Tianfan looked in the direction he was pointing at, Xiaoxianggu squatted in the corner and looked up at him, looking very quiet and obedient, a certain beast opened its mouth, and the saliva flowed all over the floor.

Long Junhao spread his hands, "Look, I know."

He Tianfan wiped his mouth abruptly, and said without any momentum, "You, you all, get out, get out, hurry up!"

Long Junhao went to see Gu Chen, Gu Chen nodded and pulled him away, saying in a low voice, "If He Tianfan can succeed in this situation, it will definitely be Yu Ao who wakes up. It's definitely Yu Ao, let's wait."

Long Junhao turned his head to look at a certain beast that was working, and said silently, "I always think that bitch will get Yu Ao out first."

"That's better, let's wait outside for a while," Gu Chen said, "Do you want to hear Xiaoxiang Mushroom's bed call or Yu Ao's?"

Long Junhao went out with him, and closed the door behind his back, "I want to listen to the bitch."

Gu Chen glanced at the closed door, "He will hate you."

"It's okay." Long Junhao spread his hands almost gracefully, "Anyway, I don't want that beast to like me."

"My lord... my lord..." As the two of them were talking, they saw a little nurse running from the end of the corridor, crying until pear blossoms rained down on me, "My lord, please spare my master...he really loves you." You ah ah..."

Three black lines drooped silently from Long Junhao's head, "What's wrong with your master?"

The little nurse cried, "You're going to divorce him, he's hanging himself, we can't stop him, and the congregation is still singing "The Palace of Eternal Life" by the side. There is a sign saying 'Maweipo' on it..."

Only then did Long Junhao remember that he divorced his wretched wife when he was in a bad mood just now, and the corner of his mouth twitched.Gu Chen hugged him from behind and patted his head, a certain prince said, "Then what, you just say I'm joking with him, go."

The little nurse was waiting for his words, and said gratefully, "Then, my lord, if my master comes to look for you later, please don't say anything that irritates him..."

Long Junhao waved his hand, "Understood."

The little nurse turned her head and ran away, but after a while, she heard a voice coming from far and near, "Husband~"

The corner of Long Junhao's mouth twitched as he looked at the person running in front of him, and stretched out his hand to pat him on the shoulder, "Come on, good wife, in fact, I have never figured out what it is that you like to be a husband?"

Comrade Shu Wen looked at him coyly and shyly, and said softly after a long while, "The Lun family likes everything...the Lun family will listen to whatever my husband says, and the Lun family will go wherever my husband goes..."

"..." Long Junhao silently turned his head to look at Gu Chen, "He is stronger than you."

Gu Chen put his hands on his forehead, and was about to say something when he heard a voice from a distance piercing through the air, he was stunned immediately, and his face darkened.

Long Junhao also accepted the joke, "What's wrong?"

"Gunshots..." Just as Gu Chen's words fell, there were another sound in the distance, and he frowned, "The sound came from the back mountain."

"Houshan?!" Long Junhao was shocked, "It's true, Master Chu is still there to eliminate demons! My God... I don't think he's dead... No, I have to go see Look." As he said that, he turned around and ran away, which could be regarded as awe-inspiring, without hesitation, and without fear, and Gu Chen was also startled in an instant, and hurried to catch up.

The rest of the people turned their eyes to the other person with pale faces. Comrade Shu Wen thought for a while, but he did not disappoint them, and stomped his feet, "Who is Master Chu? Hmph, dare to carry me behind your back!" Find someone else, absolutely not allowed!" After saying that, he ran away.

Everyone chased after them with pale faces. It was a gunshot just now. Was it a real gun?Must be a real gun, right?Everyone silently wiped their tears with their hands, we are really rushing to reincarnate!

And in the room separated by a wall from them just now, a certain animal tied the poor little mushroom with a rope, and the little mushroom struggled, "You... what are you doing..."

He Tianfan tried to comfort him, "Hey, you have to believe that I am definitely not targeting you, so go to bed quickly and let that bastard come out, I will definitely kill him today!"

The little shiitake mushroom was tied behind his back, uprooted and thrown on the bed, and then someone was going to tie his double roots... He was desperate and screamed, "I'm going to die... ah... I'm going to die ...It's a pity that I haven't made any contribution yet, woo woo woo..."

He Tianfan was startled by his yelling, and hurriedly stopped to look at him. Little Xianggu blinked his watery eyes, "I hate you," he kept repeating, "I hate you..."

He Tianfan's little heart suddenly twitched, this is his beauty, he hurriedly untied the rope, hugged him to comfort him, "Hey, I'm joking with you, really..."

Little Xianggu didn't look at him, choked up, "I'm going to die..."

"No, no, I just moved you to a better place," He Tianfan patted the big bed, "Touch and feel it, is it better than the previous place?"

The little shiitake mushroom sniffed, slowly reached out to touch it, and nodded, "Very good..."

"That's right, be good, don't hate me, I'm doing this for your own good..." He Tianfan tried his best to turn the tide.

Xiaoxiang Mushroom jumped onto the big bed, "I'm alive again." He rubbed against the soft pillow, feeling a little tired all of a sudden.

He Tianfan looked at the marks where he was strangled by the rope, and pulled his wrist over to rub it distressedly. Little Xianggu lay on his stomach for a long while and looked at him sideways. He Tianfan smiled charmingly, "It's okay, I'll take care of it for you. Make you grow better."

"Well," Little Xianggu nodded, watched him rubbing his wrist, and suddenly smiled, "Baby, it turns out that you still have a virtuous time."

He Tianfan's movements suddenly stopped, and then all the hair on his body exploded, he kicked his foot regardless of his injury, "It's you bastard!"

A certain bastard turned slightly to one side, pinched his ankle easily, put one knee between his legs and rolled over to hold it down, and licked his lips playfully, "You're so irritable, don't you want to be dissatisfied?"

He Tianfan was pulled to the wound by his pressure, and he took a deep breath, "Get out of here!"

"Get off?" Yu Ao pushed his knees dangerously upwards again, and smiled playfully, "No way, I just happen to be dissatisfied with my desires, why don't I satisfy you?"

He Tianfan cursed, "Don't be fucking dreaming, if you want to fuck, I will fuck you!"

"Oh?" Yu Ao responded, with a strong hand, one hand held the wrists of his two hands, and the other hand took the rope on the side and quickly tied his hands to the head of the bed.

He Tianfan became even more furious, "What are you doing again?!"

"Why, what are you doing?" Yu Aoxie replied with a smile, and tore off his shirt as he spoke. Just as he was about to continue working, his watch beeped. He looked up and suddenly frowned. Frowning, he stretched out his hand to cover He Tianfan's screaming mouth, listened quietly for a while, then suddenly clicked his tongue, and slowly withdrew his hand.

He Tianfan obviously also heard the voice outside, he was startled, "What's wrong?"

"I'm just going to have a look."

He Tianfan stared at him, "Is it from Lei Yan?"

"No..." Yu Ao shook his fingers at him, and then quickly tied his legs with a rope.

"..." He Tianfan went crazy, "Don't you fucking want to go out?!"

"I'm going out," Yu Ao leaned over and pinched his chin, licked his lips, and smiled, "So why don't I fix you first, and then fuck you when I come back."

"You better fucking die out there and never come back!"

"Hey, baby, I know you don't want to part with me. You don't need to do this. I will be back soon. I will never hang out with flirtatious friends outside. Don't worry."

"#￥%..."

At the same time, the assistant dean was scratching at the door, making crackling noises and sparks flying, "Boss, someone is about to die, you heard it, you must have heard it, the dean's room!" But the one closest to the back mountain! Why don’t you say something!”

The big carved bed in the dean's room is full of beauty, the beauty's clothes are all faded, she is warm and soft in her arms, panting and moaning are intertwined, intimate and ambiguous, constantly impacting the nerves, making people addicted inch by inch, intoxicated, like crazy Like crazy.

"Li...Li Xuan...you're enough..." Xiaoyu was held tightly in his arms by someone's waist, trying to cling to someone as much as possible so that he could invade him easily. Her usually cold voice was hoarse. , revealing an indescribable temptation, just as he finished speaking, he obviously found that the murder weapon buried in his body was bigger, and couldn't help but said, "Outside..."

"It's okay outside..." Li Xuan panted, and leaned over to kiss him, his eyes were deep and charming, and after he said that, he hit the deepest part hard again, and the friction brought a burst of excruciating pleasure, and he couldn't help exhaling in satisfaction In one breath, the breathing became heavier.

The voice of grief and indignation outside the door is still ringing, "It's wrong for the boss to prosper in the daytime. The spring night is bitter and the day is high. From now on, the king will not go to court early. You can't be a fool, boss..."

A certain canine creature that can only turn over on the bed obviously doesn't care about these things. He enjoyed eating his wife and said in a simple rough voice, "You go, plus Guchen, the former special policeman of Niu X, Chu Jian, even if he got the worst result, he still has his servant to support him, and he said it's okay..."

"Then...well then..." The assistant still hesitated, "What if something happens..."

"It's really an accident... Unless I am bankrupt, you are not allowed to come to me..." As soon as the words fell, there was another uncontrollable moan from inside, extremely intoxicated.

"..." The assistant silently wiped away his tears, silently took out a semi-automatic rifle from the dean's room, silently shouldered it on his shoulder, and silently turned his head and ran out.

When Long Junhao arrived, those mercenaries were fighting against some team on the edge of the cliff. Master Chu rolled up his sleeves and rushed in with his mahogany sword. The mercenaries didn't have the patience to accommodate him, so they separated Grabbing his limbs and throwing them out, he made a sound of "咻——啦——".

A certain celestial master got up, flicked his clothes, and said in a deep voice, "Monster, you are really powerful." After finishing speaking, he continued to charge.

Luo Yi couldn't even hold back, so he could only chase after him and yell at the back, "Father, you are my dear father! Come back quickly! You are not destroying demons, you are rushing to reincarnation! ah!"

Long Junhao, "..."